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therealfishyxander

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#38905 - eh, I guess? iunno, not native english speaker  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#38903 - but you could alter me any way you'd like and stuff. or y…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38904 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
I call that a cupboard, or a pantry
A closet isn't a piece of furniture it's a room in the home, or that's how it is in America is what I mean lol
Strange
User avatar #38905 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
eh, I guess?
iunno, not native english speaker
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#38901 - who's there to stop you? all you need for me to be in…  [+] (6 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38902 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
Myself

It's not the same if you're not crying and shaking scared

Holy shit

THAT'S WHAT EUROPE CALLS IT TOO
IT IS SO NOT
#38906 - europe (16 hours ago) [-]
IT'S A CLOSET
User avatar #38903 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
but you could alter me any way you'd like and stuff.
or yourself

s-sorry I'm not crying.

yeah.

what is it then?
User avatar #38904 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
I call that a cupboard, or a pantry
A closet isn't a piece of furniture it's a room in the home, or that's how it is in America is what I mean lol
Strange
User avatar #38905 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
eh, I guess?
iunno, not native english speaker
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#38899 - gosh. more! really? can't stand spooky, alway…  [+] (8 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38900 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
That would be abuse of my power :c

That's cute
That makes me wanna hire someone to spook you so that you come running to my arms

What number is dat? I don't even know how many eps they have, I don't it's something ridiculous though right

WAIT
I KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS
www.defabricage.nl/153-308-thickbox/kast-hoog-wit.jpg
User avatar #38901 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
who's there to stop you?

all you need for me to be in your arms is asking though...

most recent is 690.
tfw 10 years of manga to go before the author catches up with his current planning for the manga.

I'd call it disgusting deception?
a closet?
User avatar #38902 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
Myself

It's not the same if you're not crying and shaking scared

Holy shit

THAT'S WHAT EUROPE CALLS IT TOO
IT IS SO NOT
#38906 - europe (16 hours ago) [-]
IT'S A CLOSET
User avatar #38903 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
but you could alter me any way you'd like and stuff.
or yourself

s-sorry I'm not crying.

yeah.

what is it then?
User avatar #38904 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
I call that a cupboard, or a pantry
A closet isn't a piece of furniture it's a room in the home, or that's how it is in America is what I mean lol
Strange
User avatar #38905 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
eh, I guess?
iunno, not native english speaker
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#38898 - <3 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
#38895 - thinkin bout you  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38897 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
wow
User avatar #38898 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
<3
#38894 - prove it! spooky? just catching up on One pi…  [+] (10 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #38896 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
um ok
*poof*
oh look at that my one wish came true
you're here talking to me :3

Ye, I'm a sucker for cheap, lame, threads about spooky experiences

Nice lol, what episode are you on now
User avatar #38899 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
gosh.
more!

really?
can't stand spooky, always turn on my lights when i get spooked.

the most recent, as per usual
User avatar #38900 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
That would be abuse of my power :c

That's cute
That makes me wanna hire someone to spook you so that you come running to my arms

What number is dat? I don't even know how many eps they have, I don't it's something ridiculous though right

WAIT
I KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS
www.defabricage.nl/153-308-thickbox/kast-hoog-wit.jpg
User avatar #38901 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
who's there to stop you?

all you need for me to be in your arms is asking though...

most recent is 690.
tfw 10 years of manga to go before the author catches up with his current planning for the manga.

I'd call it disgusting deception?
a closet?
User avatar #38902 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
Myself

It's not the same if you're not crying and shaking scared

Holy shit

THAT'S WHAT EUROPE CALLS IT TOO
IT IS SO NOT
#38906 - europe (16 hours ago) [-]
IT'S A CLOSET
User avatar #38903 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
but you could alter me any way you'd like and stuff.
or yourself

s-sorry I'm not crying.

yeah.

what is it then?
User avatar #38904 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
I call that a cupboard, or a pantry
A closet isn't a piece of furniture it's a room in the home, or that's how it is in America is what I mean lol
Strange
User avatar #38905 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
eh, I guess?
iunno, not native english speaker
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#38892 - can't you wish for all sorts of stuff to happen at once then? …  [+] (15 new replies) 17 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
#38893 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes MFW

Yeah I don't normally go to /O/ but there was a spooky thread there yesterday, about spooky car rides they had been on that was fun to read, but today it's just boring nerd crap about things I know nothing about :c

watchu doin
User avatar #38895 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
thinkin bout you
User avatar #38897 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
wow
User avatar #38898 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
<3
User avatar #38894 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
prove it!

spooky?

just catching up on One piece, already caught up on the manga today, it goes so slooooowwwwww ((
User avatar #38896 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
um ok
*poof*
oh look at that my one wish came true
you're here talking to me :3

Ye, I'm a sucker for cheap, lame, threads about spooky experiences

Nice lol, what episode are you on now
User avatar #38899 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
gosh.
more!

really?
can't stand spooky, always turn on my lights when i get spooked.

the most recent, as per usual
User avatar #38900 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
That would be abuse of my power :c

That's cute
That makes me wanna hire someone to spook you so that you come running to my arms

What number is dat? I don't even know how many eps they have, I don't it's something ridiculous though right

WAIT
I KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS
www.defabricage.nl/153-308-thickbox/kast-hoog-wit.jpg
User avatar #38901 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
who's there to stop you?

all you need for me to be in your arms is asking though...

most recent is 690.
tfw 10 years of manga to go before the author catches up with his current planning for the manga.

I'd call it disgusting deception?
a closet?
User avatar #38902 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
Myself

It's not the same if you're not crying and shaking scared

Holy shit

THAT'S WHAT EUROPE CALLS IT TOO
IT IS SO NOT
#38906 - europe (16 hours ago) [-]
IT'S A CLOSET
User avatar #38903 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
but you could alter me any way you'd like and stuff.
or yourself

s-sorry I'm not crying.

yeah.

what is it then?
User avatar #38904 - professormeatwad (17 hours ago) [-]
I call that a cupboard, or a pantry
A closet isn't a piece of furniture it's a room in the home, or that's how it is in America is what I mean lol
Strange
User avatar #38905 - therealfishyxander (17 hours ago) [-]
eh, I guess?
iunno, not native english speaker
User avatar #38907 - professormeatwad (15 hours ago) [-]
YOU WENT TO BED INSTANTLY BEFORE I COULD SAY SWEET DREAMS
HMPF
#2790315 - ehm... 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2790309 - how do you use that as a plate?  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2790314 - professormeatwad (18 hours ago) [-]
The same way you use a fork to eat soup when the spoons are all dirty
You don't, but you try to make it work anyway
User avatar #2790315 - therealfishyxander (18 hours ago) [-]
ehm...

Comments(548):

 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #17229 - kaitora (04/25/2015) [-]
Sup?
#17230 to #17229 - therealfishyxander (04/25/2015) [-]
eh, just catching up on the One Piece manga.

good evening, sup?
#17231 to #17230 - kaitora (04/25/2015) [-]
Sorry for not coming here in a long time. Army has taken quite a big part of my time...
Sorry for not coming here in a long time. Army has taken quite a big part of my time...

#17232 to #17231 - therealfishyxander (04/25/2015) [-]
it's not like people ever contact me unless I contact them first usually.

I never imagined you'd join the army...
is it forced in your country or something?
#17233 to #17232 - kaitora (04/25/2015) [-]
I see.

Why? Yeah it's mandatory.

If I was more weaboo, I'd be blasting this **** around the town all the fkn time.
How Low Can μ Go - Love Live! vs. Ludacris
User avatar #17234 to #17233 - therealfishyxander (04/25/2015) [-]
yeah...
also I have been so overworked that I haven't had the time for PC much either.
last week I had 9 days worth of work.

fantastic.
I really like Anime/hip hop mash ups
#17235 to #17234 - kaitora (04/25/2015) [-]
Well at least you get money...

Show me.

Return of the Snake
User avatar #17236 to #17235 - therealfishyxander (04/25/2015) [-]
yeah, childrens pay for my lack of weekend.
I'd rather not.
even with all this overtime I still can't move out.

I don't have any!
User avatar #17238 to #17237 - therealfishyxander (04/25/2015) [-]
nichijou was dank
#17239 to #17238 - kaitora (04/25/2015) [-]
I didn't watch it. I need plot... and plot.
User avatar #17240 to #17239 - therealfishyxander (20 hours ago) [-]
I guess.
I thought it was fun
User avatar #17210 to #17209 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
don't what
User avatar #17212 to #17211 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
post memes
User avatar #17214 to #17213 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
why not
User avatar #17218 to #17217 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
I wanna sleep
User avatar #17219 to #17218 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
then go ahead and sleep?
User avatar #17220 to #17219 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
you wanna get rid of me already?
User avatar #17221 to #17220 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
nah, I'm headed to sleep soon myself
User avatar #17226 to #17225 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
goodnight <3
User avatar #17191 to #17190 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
oh of course...

original though
#17192 to #17191 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
I go to post office

I will be back
User avatar #17194 to #17193 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm back
User avatar #17196 to #17195 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #17197 to #17196 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
just finished dinner.
sup?
User avatar #17198 to #17197 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
just came back from the post office.

Full of people.
User avatar #17199 to #17198 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
sounds terrible
User avatar #17200 to #17199 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, just terrible. Bad neighborhood I had to travel through.
User avatar #17202 to #17201 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
Because thats where the ******* package was sent. To the worst post office.
#17204 to #17203 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah.

But how about you? How've you been?
User avatar #17205 to #17204 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
hmm.

I've been alright I guess, mostly work and work.
User avatar #17206 to #17205 - killakahn (04/21/2015) [-]
Ech, I gotta find work.
#17125 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
ay yo fag

happy bday <3

yea I only just now remembered I'm retarded
User avatar #17187 to #17125 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
wow, rood incarnate
User avatar #17167 to #17125 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
I'll never know Cloy speak : /

Till I achieve my very own Cloyfu I won't ever learn to deal with the loneliness tho.

Hello
User avatar #17168 to #17167 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
like it matters, in my freetime I barely speak it more than english

herro
User avatar #17169 to #17168 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
it matters because it'll be hard to live in Switzerland without knowing it!

what's up?
User avatar #17170 to #17169 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
no it won't that's what I keep telling you

work work
zug zug
DABU
u?
#17171 to #17170 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
but...
motherland?...
DOESN'T PATRIARCHY TURN YOU ON?

hardcore.
overslept for work... again.
had to stay 50 minutes past my 7 hours 30 minutes regardless.

sigh.
I had an awesome dream about having breast pillows.
#17172 to #17171 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
nah   
also don't you mean patriotism   
in either case nah   
   
nice gj   
   
wtf lol
nah
also don't you mean patriotism
in either case nah

nice gj

wtf lol
#17173 to #17172 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
fine I'll start with the english course, I can take a hint...

it seems to **** up every time I sleep 4/4 instead of 3/5 or 2/6...

iunno, I felt like my face was resting on some boobs.
wouldn't be the first transgender dream I've experienced.
#17174 to #17173 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
top kek

sleep cycles?

damn those must be pretty big if you were able to sleep on em
#17175 to #17174 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
hmpf.

yeah 4 hours and 4 hours always seems to **** up.
the main problem is really that I snooze for like... 45 minutes every day.

well if my strength was distributed the same over my body I'd still have a way above average back for carrying such a rack, I'd totally want a big rack too if I had to enter a character creation screen, lol
User avatar #17176 to #17175 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I feel it
my first alarm rings on 6am but I only get up at 6:45 most of the time

pshh
#17177 to #17176 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
I used to get up immediately when my alarms rang...
good times...

you'd totally love it, I'm sure.
why couldn't we have evolved from snails or something, gender would be such a non-issue
User avatar #17178 to #17177 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
tfw

we'd also be pretty dumb and useless
User avatar #17179 to #17178 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
not that we would know the difference!

not that that will ever matter either.
I need magic dude
User avatar #17180 to #17179 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
pff
#17181 to #17180 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
my imagination isn't limited by the laws of reality, and I hate it.
User avatar #17182 to #17181 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
same
User avatar #17183 to #17182 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
what do you imagine?
#17184 to #17183 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
many things   
   
whatever I do to distract me from life
many things

whatever I do to distract me from life
User avatar #17185 to #17184 - therealfishyxander (04/21/2015) [-]
oh right...
anyways, I should get some rest, I guess...

time to install that naruto game.
apparently it takes 2 hours
User avatar #17186 to #17185 - cloymax ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
aight seeya

I guess it takes time to download all that trash AMIRITE HYUK HYUK HYUK
User avatar #17147 to #17125 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
I know, but you know what I mean.

real peoples just mean Danes from within 50 kilometers of where I live. ayy.

I still don't know what you mean.
also freuds theory is flawed as **** even for straight people.

mainly for you
User avatar #17148 to #17147 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
well I do now

just like
what he would think
and yea it is he's just a pretentious **** that wanted to **** his mom and tried to make an excuse about it being ingrained in all men

that's even more gay
#17149 to #17148 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
lol.
you're the realest around despite the distance though.

iunno, that it was due to the gay persons mom being a failure as a mom/not hot enough, or some **** .

lmao, I guess he was.

make me your Asexual love slave, I'll even wear an apron if you want.
User avatar #17150 to #17149 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I keep it ******* real, mah ***** .

lol.
you bet

there's a lot of problems with the term asexual love slave
also aprons wtf do you think I'm Peter
#17151 to #17150 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
apparently.

an asexual relationship where I'm bound by my faithful love but very much understand that intercourse will never happen, what else would you call it?
iunno, everyone likes maids to do their housework
#17152 to #17151 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
damn straight   
   
self-destructive behavior.   
yes I suppose that is true
damn straight

self-destructive behavior.
yes I suppose that is true
#17153 to #17152 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
I know you're straight, it keeps me up at night.

you really think it'd be self destructive?
I'd just think of it as a compromise really.
sex isn't everything.

Apron, ordered!

I'm such a dependency maniac.
#17154 to #17153 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
pff.

in the long run, yes.
not just cause sex
especially like, if I was free to remain, well, free, wouldn't that feel really ****
like "yea imma go on a date *pelvic thrust* peace alex"

pls
#17155 to #17154 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
lel.

I doubt you'd be getting any dates from having me there.
and I'm possesive, if you managed to I'd scare them off, or something...

iunno, an asexual relationship would imply that you wouldn't be going on dates, not that it matters.

pls what?
it's just how I am
#17156 to #17155 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
isn't that a bit unfair to me tho   
idk   
   
yea true I guess
isn't that a bit unfair to me tho
idk

yea true I guess
User avatar #17157 to #17156 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
I can't see how it'd be unfair if we agreed on a relationship like that.
I wouldn't be out ******* dudes either you know, or chicks for that matter.

so lonely, I'm mr. lonelyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#17158 to #17157 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
well if i'd agree...   
   
there there
well if i'd agree...

there there
#17159 to #17158 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
exactly, it's all hypothetical.
just the thought of going to classes to learn schwiss german terrifies me alone.

I'm lonely enough to actually consider this type of **** though, I should be getting out more.
#17160 to #17159 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
you don't &quot;learn&quot; swiss german from classes. it's just a dialect, I'm pretty sure out of all foreigners only like 1% speak swiss german.   
normal German is fully accepted, it makes up a good 25% of the main language.   
at most you'd need to be able to understand it, and it's not so hard.   
   
maybe.
you don't "learn" swiss german from classes. it's just a dialect, I'm pretty sure out of all foreigners only like 1% speak swiss german.
normal German is fully accepted, it makes up a good 25% of the main language.
at most you'd need to be able to understand it, and it's not so hard.

maybe.
#17161 to #17160 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
YOU ARE GERMAN SPEAKING WHAT THE **** DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LEARNING GERMAN!?
seriously...

not that going out and getting depressed I don't know anybody within 1800 km's would help much.
#17162 to #17161 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
what are you talking about   
I thought we were talking about swiss german   
not that german isn't hard   
   
idk mayne
what are you talking about
I thought we were talking about swiss german
not that german isn't hard

idk mayne
User avatar #17163 to #17162 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
yeah, I'd need to learn german in order to learn swiss german.

I do know, I've been there, and went home after about an hour every time because outside sucks
#17164 to #17163 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
well yea I guess but there's no real learning swiss german   
basically all you have to know is our pronounciation is 			*******		 weird and we plain don't use several past and future tenses   
   
I feel it
well yea I guess but there's no real learning swiss german
basically all you have to know is our pronounciation is ******* weird and we plain don't use several past and future tenses

I feel it
User avatar #17165 to #17164 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
so you **** it up even further, awesome.
super ******* duper.

meh, I gave up on those things ages ago, I tried dating sites and they let me down to the point I stopped caring again, which is good since I feel better, but bad because it makes me feel better about an Otaku/NEET lifestyle (except I actually have a job)

glad you stopped by, but I really need to get to bed, work tomorrow and such.
thanks for the games, I r excite to try them out.

goodnight <3
User avatar #17166 to #17165 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
it's actually way easier because we use the simpler past tense only
but yea you'll never speak it for yourself so bleh

I've been feeling pretty good about the otaku lifestyle for a while heh

aite nite
#17126 to #17125 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
thanks pumpkin.

you suck <3
#17127 to #17126 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I've been remembering something was in April all month but not being able to grasp it   
   
and you say I'm not old   
   
anything you want for your birthday m8?
I've been remembering something was in April all month but not being able to grasp it

and you say I'm not old

anything you want for your birthday m8?
#17128 to #17127 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
it's even on an internet holiday just so it's easier for you to remember, lmao.

yeah of course I say you aren't old, if I said you were I'd call myself old, and I am MOST DEFINETELY not old.

you
iunno mang, I got some stuff on my wishlist, including that darkest dungeon game, so if you think there's any of it I could use I guess those would be what I'd want.
User avatar #17129 to #17128 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
internet holiday?
oh, 420. blaze it. blech.

ohh I see how it is

aight sick gon do dat
speaking of which that was just updated, they added a few color palettes for each hero so parties with more than 1 of each don't look like the Waffen-SS in the same unfiroms
and named parties which means exactly nothing it just gives names to certain predetermined parties
User avatar #17130 to #17129 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
and hitlers birthday, I've done everything I could in order to make it easy for you to remember, lol.

**** 420 tho.

yeah, young un.

awesome, less early access like is good.
#17131 to #17130 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
wait, 20th of april is hitler's birthday...?   
I feel like I should have heard of this   
   
xcuse I identify as an elderly black woman who don't need no man   
   
yup   
speaking of which KF2 is going into EA in like 1 day
wait, 20th of april is hitler's birthday...?
I feel like I should have heard of this

xcuse I identify as an elderly black woman who don't need no man

yup
speaking of which KF2 is going into EA in like 1 day
User avatar #17132 to #17131 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
it used to be when he lived at least.

you need me tho.

real?
now I wish I hadn't moved my money from my main account to a locked account.
10 days no KF.
even if it's Early access...
User avatar #17133 to #17132 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
huh
I guess I never heard because everyone's like 420 BLAZE IT LMAOOO XDDDDDDDD

wait did you switch steam accounts
did I give gifts to the wrong one
User avatar #17134 to #17133 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
maybe, or maybe you just don't know ******** because you don't got your history right.

switch? what?
I wasn't logged on till you asked, heh...
OH MY ******* GOD THE SHOWER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
User avatar #17135 to #17134 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
well I never claimed to ever have paid attention in any class period
I don't even remember if we ever covered the lolocaust

oh I understood that as you're gonna use a different account
idk I'm bad with money?
User avatar #17136 to #17135 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
lolocaust...

I was talking bank accounts, you know because I have a credit card for steam instead of using the steam wallet.

too generous
#17137 to #17136 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
lel   
   
oh vey   
I see   
   
well that's news to no one
lel

oh vey
I see

well that's news to no one
#17138 to #17137 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
you're a riot.   
   
yeah, not that I use money   
   
you make me feel like a stereotypical rich spoiled chick.
you're a riot.

yeah, not that I use money

you make me feel like a stereotypical rich spoiled chick.
#17139 to #17138 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
i know, right?

gotta save em all?

I'm your daddy now?
#17140 to #17139 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
yep, 10/10   
   
pretty much, I mean I still give myself like 200 dollars a month for doing 			*******		 with.   
   
I'd rather not, anything but dad really.
yep, 10/10

pretty much, I mean I still give myself like 200 dollars a month for doing ******* with.

I'd rather not, anything but dad really.
#17141 to #17140 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
yay.   
   
so you end up saving it  anyway   
or you just do whatever?   
   
yea same
yay.

so you end up saving it anyway
or you just do whatever?

yea same
#17142 to #17141 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
love that gif.

hmm I spend it on games and **** .
this month I withdrew like 130 dollars because I thought I was going out, but the person stopped responding so I said **** it.

no daddies, I ain't into incest, a hue
User avatar #17144 to #17142 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
in his opinion
User avatar #17143 to #17142 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
it's so gud.

oh dam that sucks

I wonder if freud's theory applies to homosexual young men.
User avatar #17145 to #17143 - therealfishyxander (04/20/2015) [-]
yeah, I guess.
**** em, I tried being with real people got reminded why I stopped bothering with those that don't give a **** about me anyway.

what do you mean with that?
I ain't homosexual, just Cloysexual a hue.
#17146 to #17145 - cloymax ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
there's no real or not real people man   
people online care mostly because they've been rejected by &quot;real people&quot; aswell   
   
I mean general, not specific to you.   
also gay
there's no real or not real people man
people online care mostly because they've been rejected by "real people" aswell

I mean general, not specific to you.
also gay
User avatar #17123 - protomanrulezz (04/20/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday
#17111 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#17112 to #17111 - therealfishyxander (04/19/2015) [-]
Toradora was great
Toradora was great
User avatar #17113 to #17112 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
You're great
User avatar #17114 to #17113 - therealfishyxander (04/19/2015) [-]
are you trying to score me?

anyway, what's up?
User avatar #17115 to #17114 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
Of course.

Just woke up, thinking about what I should do today. Probably going to spend it watching things and eating things.

What's your plan?
#17116 to #17115 - therealfishyxander (04/19/2015) [-]
do a better job, I might fall for it eventually.

good morning then.
I started playing Long live the queen.
it keeps the feelings of being a useless bag of garbage at bay.
#17117 to #17116 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
I may need to play it then, since I too am a useless bag of garbage.
I actually don't have any weebish games. I don't even play Nintendo games anymore. My game collection is pretty western and mainstream. Not **** like Battlefield though.
#17118 to #17117 - therealfishyxander (04/19/2015) [-]
I got some weeb **** , but I don't really take myself the time to play games.
I'm a lot better at like... watching entire anime in a very limited time!

madoka soundtrack up in dis biatch.

also the game is pretty fun I think, for an interactive novel.
but it goes from 1-100 in a matter of seconds
User avatar #17119 to #17118 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
Whatever makes your time enjoyable. What entire anime are you going to knock out next?
Also do you have Steam?

Also brb gonna make some breakfast.
User avatar #17120 to #17119 - therealfishyxander (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't know.
if I decide on an anime I will have atleast 1 season cleared the same day.

yes, Fishyxander, of course.

lates
#17121 to #17120 - djdaly (04/19/2015) [-]
Added you. Prepare for me to judge your tastes.
Added you. Prepare for me to judge your tastes.
#16979 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #17098 to #16979 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
talking about strict guardians.

oh well.
User avatar #17099 to #17098 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
yep
User avatar #17101 to #17099 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
HOLY ******* **** IT WENT INTO OVERDRIVE
#17103 to #17101 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
[screaming]
[screaming]
User avatar #17104 to #17103 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
I KNOW!

also my favourite character turns out to be a whiny bitch.
as expected.
User avatar #17106 to #17104 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
womp womp
User avatar #17108 to #17106 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
well she's the classic "not really one of the good guys, too scared to not follow the bad ones" kind of chick, she'll end up doing something useful, I'm sure
User avatar #17109 to #17108 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
great
User avatar #17110 to #17109 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah.
she... kind of did...
kind of.
I didn't see what happened coming.
the show stopped being predictable 30 episodes ago.
User avatar #17100 to #17099 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at not talking about stuff once I start, lol.

so you got vacation or some **** soon?
#17102 to #17100 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
not really.

I've got 2 days off late May, to go to the amusement park with my father.

I haven't planned any more than that so far, considering I'm not gonna be there much longer.
User avatar #17105 to #17102 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
amusement parks rock.

oh right...
what about moving then?
User avatar #17107 to #17105 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
aye. same one we went to.

shrug.
once I have something stable I think
#17076 to #16979 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
Because I am really good at my job.
and my dad is the boss so he makes me work more when others are out.
anyways it is time, good night
User avatar #17077 to #17076 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
nite
User avatar #17078 to #17077 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
even ******* on the day I'm promised I can leave on time I get forced to stay 1 hour overtime.
kill me already.

also Hi
User avatar #17079 to #17078 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
goddamn

herro
User avatar #17080 to #17079 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah...

what's up?
User avatar #17081 to #17080 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
tell them to stop oppressing you or smth

work n' ****
pestering people for being bad at bloodborne

you?
User avatar #17082 to #17081 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
but... I get paid.

people at work?
but you haven't even played.

watching Steven universe.
reminds me of the good old days of CN
User avatar #17084 to #17082 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
also I haven't played but I know that I'm better because I'm not a skrub
User avatar #17083 to #17082 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
true true

naah on friendlyo

gay
CN?
User avatar #17085 to #17083 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
oh.

talk about being superficial.

Cartoon network.
litterally 60% of my childhood.
User avatar #17087 to #17085 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm superficial as **** aren't you aware
in actuality I just like messing with people

ah yes
I guess
User avatar #17088 to #17087 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
I was talking about you dissing the show.
I really don't consider you superficial in any other sense, lol-

LITTERALLY
User avatar #17089 to #17088 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
oh lol
in that case
I'm superficial as **** aren't you aware
in actuality I just like dissing tv shows
#17090 to #17089 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
you've like...   
never dissed a show I've talked about, ever
you've like...
never dissed a show I've talked about, ever
User avatar #17091 to #17090 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
in all honesty I just see such an uproar of fanfaggotry about steven universe that I call it gay by instinct
#17092 to #17091 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
the show itself references a ton of stuff as it is, most of the fan art derives from said references.
without being a shark on the subject I already know several artists have been mentioned, aswell as a reference to both One piece and Evangelion.

it's the same as Dr. who or Avatar really
User avatar #17093 to #17092 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
I see
User avatar #17094 to #17093 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
the story goes pretty slow though.
the buildup doesn't make the fillers feel filler like though.
though Steven watched TV and the episode after they resumed talking about his 1000 year ban from watching tv.
User avatar #17095 to #17094 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
o
okay
User avatar #17096 to #17095 - therealfishyxander (04/15/2015) [-]
ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!
User avatar #17097 to #17096 - cloymax ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#17056 to #16979 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
then again, myspace and **** died as well.
wouldn't be odd if some new site took over.
User avatar #17057 to #17056 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
exactly!
#17058 to #17057 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
oh well.

life is hard, or something.
and I really don't want to go to bed.
but getting home at 11 tomorrow is just as appealing as getting up at 1 AM in order to ride the bike to work isn't appealing.

tbh I prefer these days where I start alone, there's less stress and since I control the order I do things in I end up getting way more done than when my dad orders me around.
User avatar #17059 to #17058 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
well now's kind of late to sleep much. it's a nap at most at this point

yea I guess that's nice
User avatar #17060 to #17059 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
still like, 6 hours 20 minutes or so, since I always snooze for atleast 20 because I suck at getting up.
User avatar #17061 to #17060 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
eh?

but it's almost 11.

oh wait you mean with the sleep you had earlier.
User avatar #17062 to #17061 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I always add my sleep up to keep track of how long I've slept.
User avatar #17063 to #17062 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
i guess that makes sense.
#17064 to #17063 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
Yup.
I never get enough sleep.
even on days off I wake up after 7-8 hours these days when I try really hard to sleep in.

but I really suck at falling asleep once I wake up...
User avatar #17065 to #17064 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I enter a state between sleep and death on days off, up to 12 hours sometimes.

it's crae

on a sidenote I finally got one of my favorite artes to combo with in vesperia
finally things get more interesting
#17066 to #17065 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
it's like you've taken all the extra sleep that I actually need and added it to your own.

[dank memes PNG's altered into dank artes intensifies]
User avatar #17067 to #17066 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
rather, the extra sleep I should have during my own weekdays.

jet artes can't melt steel overlimits
#17068 to #17067 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
oh, right, I forget about that part.   
   
it's so dank I can't see through my glasses bro.
oh, right, I forget about that part.

it's so dank I can't see through my glasses bro.
User avatar #17069 to #17068 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
it's why I'm so slow all the time, I swear.

blinded by the dank
User avatar #17070 to #17069 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
slow all the time?
lol.

yeah, true memesters on the job!
User avatar #17071 to #17070 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
ye
#17072 to #17071 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
or something.
I got like 0 days off the next 4 weeks.
this friday, friday in 2 weeks from now and finally the week after that I get a real 3 day weekend again.
User avatar #17073 to #17072 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
oh damn.

that blows major ass
User avatar #17074 to #17073 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah...
well I might have sunday next week partly off, depends on my dad, I doubt it though.

I always get the shortest straw when someone needs vacation.
User avatar #17075 to #17074 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
but why tho
#17036 to #16979 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah you really should apologize
User avatar #17039 to #17038 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
no u
#17040 to #17039 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
well excuse me and my high libido.
#17041 to #17040 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
gosh
gosh
#17042 to #17041 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
if I ever get prostate cancer I hope I don't change too much from going sterile.

I feel like that's something from smite, but at the same time I can't believe that it is.
User avatar #17043 to #17042 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I figure you kind of would.
but idk
never had prostate cancer

it is, it's a ward skin. rare one.
#17044 to #17043 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
my grandpa has it, a terminal kind, his old GF broke up with him due to going sterille but that's about all that changed about him, then again he's like 75

oh of course.
User avatar #17045 to #17044 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
damn

I have it, totes worth the money
best ward skin I have, so cute
#17046 to #17045 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah, oh well, it's not really that big of a deal, he just has to go the doctors every 3 months.

reminds me of my Dota 2 Courior, Itsy the spider.
User avatar #17047 to #17046 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I suppose

sounds cute
#17048 to #17047 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
yee...

it is! one of those furry big eyed ones you know.

also
soundcloud.com/dabunky/kill-yourself-not-really-though-i-just-dont-know-what-else-to-call-this

this guy is ridicilous.
User avatar #17049 to #17048 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
pfffffffffffffffff

that's great
User avatar #17050 to #17049 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
and wait, there's more!

the other **** is way more mixed than this one.
it's almost enough to make me make a soundcloud account.
User avatar #17051 to #17050 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
i'm rather surprised soundcloud still exists

tfw my favorite artist is not on it anymore
#17052 to #17051 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
why?
MUSIC IS LIFE.
most people actually listen to it all day you know.

tfw...
User avatar #17053 to #17052 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm aware
but I used it like way back I figured **** like amazon music and itunes would just drown it
User avatar #17054 to #17053 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
but independent artists can upload their **** here etc.
better than youtube I guess.
User avatar #17055 to #17054 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
yea true
#17004 to #16979 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
oh... I just recalled you saying otherwise...

well, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE

I was just woken up man, I can't sleep for another 45 minutes or so.
#17005 to #17004 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
probably when I was playing vesperia all the time and didn't bother to constantly switch...   
   
fair enough I guess   
so play a game of league and then try to sleep?
probably when I was playing vesperia all the time and didn't bother to constantly switch...

fair enough I guess
so play a game of league and then try to sleep?
User avatar #17006 to #17005 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
oh, right.
lol.

but that's not how it works.
muh procrastinating!
User avatar #17008 to #17006 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
yea that's how it works faget
User avatar #17011 to #17008 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
nooooooooo I need 3 hours of free timer per game.
User avatar #17014 to #17011 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
buuuuuuuuuullllllllshieeeeeet
User avatar #17019 to #17018 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
BULLLLLSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
#17007 to #17006 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I had intense need to play vesperia the last few days but smite somehow managed to get in the way   
then again I love smite   
only 4 gods left to master and then I will go ham with picking mains n' 			****
I had intense need to play vesperia the last few days but smite somehow managed to get in the way
then again I love smite
only 4 gods left to master and then I will go ham with picking mains n' ****
User avatar #17010 to #17007 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
also rad, there's like a million gods
User avatar #17013 to #17010 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
yep
well it's just mastery 1 I'm getting, max mastery is a whole other story
User avatar #17016 to #17013 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
enough to play EVERYONE anyway
User avatar #17020 to #17016 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
pff yea
#17009 to #17007 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I have an intense need to play League, but work and Streams are getting in the way.
User avatar #17012 to #17009 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I'll never understand how streams are even remotely as interesting as playing yourself
#17015 to #17012 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
>grow up
>have a douche friend who always played himself and let me watch
>grow accustomed to having fun from just watching
>too lazy to play myself

that's about it.
#17017 to #17015 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
eeeeeeh i guess
User avatar #17024 to #17017 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I mean I could do stuff like Crop NNKX if I wasn't so lazy
#17023 to #17017 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
also it's less engaging than having a game, despite going 4-7 hours in a row watching the same stream I still browse FJ and **** meanwhile so it's like I do more despite doing WAY WAY WAY less.
User avatar #17025 to #17023 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
i gueeeeeessssssssssssssssss
User avatar #17027 to #17026 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
well this is the only thing I have open on this screen now that I turned on vesperia
#17028 to #17027 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
special snowflake status
[ ] Not achieved
[X] Achieved!
User avatar #17029 to #17028 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
the ****** that supposed to mean
#17030 to #17029 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
special snowflake status
[X] Not achieved
[ ] Achieved!

nvm
User avatar #17031 to #17030 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
#17032 to #17031 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I should be the sad one, I totally had it...
User avatar #17033 to #17032 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
it was arrogant face tho

you mean special snowflake status because you were the only thing on my other screen?
#17035 to #17034 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
excuse u
User avatar #16985 to #16980 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I only just now notice her hair-curtain shifts to whatever side is convenient
#16986 to #16985 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
mainly because this is how her hair is the majority of the time.
User avatar #16988 to #16986 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
magic hair
#16982 to #16981 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
close to reaching 25 hours of overtime this month.

meeting in at 2 tonight since my dad and one of the others swapped shifts.
got home an hour ago.
going to sleep in 1-2 hours as my day will be over by then.

sup?
User avatar #16983 to #16982 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
oh **** dude
I forget can you actually do anything with all that overtime or nah

I'm at work at the moment
bored because stuff's not happening

can't wait to go home and vidya
#16984 to #16983 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I can load my banking account up for when I move out.
all alone because nobody loves me, yada yada.

alternatively I can get my own store at some point or smth.

been looking for other stuff till when the current job ends? or are you hoping to get a permanent spot?

tfw.
been playing so much league this weekend.
#16987 to #16984 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
so like you get dosh for it? I don't get it.   
   
well, I haven't started looking yet. I don't need to, either, for a month or so.   
but I am hoping they keep me a little longer, especially cause if I started looking I might have to quit early and I kinda don't want that.   
   
oh boy. Teemo?   
I played a lot of Smite the last few days aswell.   
and yesterday I finally managed to do good as one of the more complex ADCs so I'm still sorta hype about that.   
still not the 5.00 KDR I have for another one but hey.
so like you get dosh for it? I don't get it.

well, I haven't started looking yet. I don't need to, either, for a month or so.
but I am hoping they keep me a little longer, especially cause if I started looking I might have to quit early and I kinda don't want that.

oh boy. Teemo?
I played a lot of Smite the last few days aswell.
and yesterday I finally managed to do good as one of the more complex ADCs so I'm still sorta hype about that.
still not the 5.00 KDR I have for another one but hey.
User avatar #16989 to #16987 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
of course I get paid for overtime.
but about 1 extra weeks worth of work every month is insane...

quitting early is bad I guess, was just thinking it'd be bad if you ended up 2-3 months without job again.

well amongst others yeah, did great on Orianna last game I had, even though I missed a ******* of CS early.

awesome, ADC's rock
User avatar #16991 to #16989 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
it is pretty crazy.
I always wondered why that's necessary.

yea, it would. I'm hoping I can make a deal with my boss that will make us both happy.
he's said everyone is pretty pleased with me so if they had a full position they'd likely take me.

nice gj

amusingly enough one of those games that got me a 5.0 KDR was a defeat
can never carry hard enough
User avatar #16992 to #16991 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
why it's necessary?

because my dad is really good at finding more work than we can handle ayyy.

KILL SOMEONE OFF!

yeah I rock dude.
because kills aren't everything
User avatar #16993 to #16992 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
greaaaaaaaaaaaat

good idea!

I gueeeeeessssss
that game was ages ago but it made me stop playing for a week
I deserved the win so much
User avatar #16994 to #16993 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah, no it really isn't.

I am right and you know it.

now I must bid you farewell, and sleep the rest of the day away.

yay...

see ya
User avatar #16995 to #16994 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
lel

gnite
User avatar #16996 to #16995 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
man I can't even sleep 8 hours in a row.
waking up with a bloody nose for no reason is DA BEST
User avatar #16997 to #16996 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
if this was an anime I'd accuse you of having perverted dreams

sup
#16998 to #16997 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
>litterally yesterday
>mom goes "I try to wake you two times just like your dad, after that it's litterally too bad"
>have work earlier than usual tomorrow
>go to bed so I can sleep it in one stretch
>get scolded just now for not leaving a note that I plan to sleep the day away
>????????

seriously.

sup?
User avatar #16999 to #16998 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
gg everything is terrible

I just got off Smite a bit ago, got mastery on the last ADC I had left and had a few good games.

now wanted to start up vesperia
#17000 to #16999 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
perfect.

I want to league, but work in 3.5 hours.
#17001 to #17000 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I need to swap my monitor for the xbox again
2lazy

that's enough for a few games isn't it

just do it faget
#17002 to #17001 - therealfishyxander (04/14/2015) [-]
I still don't understand that you don't have 2 screens active at once, lol.

of course it's enough for a few games, but I only slept like 4 hours, I require a minimum of 7 as it is, on top of that I'm alone in the bakery for 2 hours tomorrow, I have responsibilities and a lot of things I need to make before the others arrive to warrant leaving on time.
also I lift approximately 2 tons a day, my arms are sore every other day from not sleeping to recover already
#17003 to #17002 - cloymax ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I do!   
I have it active for the Pc usually and swap if I want to vesperia.   
   
so try to go to sleep again?
I do!
I have it active for the Pc usually and swap if I want to vesperia.

so try to go to sleep again?
#16977 - djdaly (04/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #16975 - admiralhowe (04/05/2015) [-]
Fj sucks on phones so hibye feeshy
#16969 - cloymax ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
yo.   
   
quick question, after our few games of smite, how do you feel about playing it?   
   
I ask 'cause currently it's having a sale, so the &quot;all the gods pack&quot; barely costs anything and I was gonna give it to you if you wanted.
yo.

quick question, after our few games of smite, how do you feel about playing it?

I ask 'cause currently it's having a sale, so the "all the gods pack" barely costs anything and I was gonna give it to you if you wanted.
User avatar #16970 to #16969 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
I thought it was fun, but I doubt I'll play it outside of playing with you, so if that's fine with you I'd gladly accept the offer, heh
#16971 to #16970 - cloymax ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
well, I'm not sure that's worth it in that case   
do you doubt or are  you sure you won't?
well, I'm not sure that's worth it in that case
do you doubt or are you sure you won't?
#16972 to #16971 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I won't, I already play dota, HOTS and league on a regular basis, on top of that I got other steam games.
User avatar #16973 to #16972 - cloymax ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
eh

EH

nevermind then, not like it'll make much of a difference if you do end up wanting it outside of a sale
User avatar #16974 to #16973 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
eh?

it's cool
#16951 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
hey
sup buttercup?
User avatar #16952 to #16951 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
just finished rewatching FMA, sup?
User avatar #16953 to #16952 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
oh yeah you mentioned you got addicted to that again
kek
Not much
music
Chilling before work
#16955 to #16954 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
sup with you?
Besides fma?
User avatar #16956 to #16955 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
well FMA is over so not fma of course.

just heroes of the storm, had some quests I had to get done
User avatar #16957 to #16956 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
I haven't vidya'd in a bit
I might pick up a bit more, plus read a bit more manga
Gotta get hype for the upcoming anime con
User avatar #16958 to #16957 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
never been to a con, don't think I will either.

haven't gamed all week due to FMA.
64 episodes in 5 days with app 9 hours work a day is decent.
User avatar #16959 to #16958 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
you should tho. They're fun and cheap merch

noice
#16960 to #16959 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
eh, the only merch i've ever owned was a RD hoodie, and I regret having bought that.
what's the point of merch if I'm too ashamed to let people know I watch anime in the first place?

I guess it is.
#16961 to #16960 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
>shame
well there's your problem
#16962 to #16961 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
my absolute favourite anime is about saliva and awkward romance.
people think I'm some sort of norwegian death metal addict despite my taste in music varying vastly.
the only anime people know I've watched would be pokemon and dbz...
#16963 to #16962 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
Then an anime con is where you'd be right at home
I remember going to the panel for the mysterious girlfriend X dub
It was great! We were the first people to see the dub too!
#16964 to #16963 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess?...

except for the dub part, I can't stand dubs.
#16965 to #16964 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
It's actually a really good dub
Well, good for dub standards at least
Solid 8/10
User avatar #16966 to #16965 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I have the DvD, I know it's good.
sub>dub and the only scenario where that isn't the case is DBZ
User avatar #16967 to #16966 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
I suppose
I enjoy dubs as long as their 'good enough' because I'm lazy
User avatar #16968 to #16967 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess that's how it is for native english speakers.
there's not that much difference for a foreigner.
User avatar #16942 - cloymax ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
how's your day off treating you
User avatar #16943 to #16942 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
I regret taking a ranked league game.
so it's time for another one
User avatar #16945 to #16943 - cloymax ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
gross, ranked.

just working, or not.
User avatar #16946 to #16945 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
yeah, first picking bard is bad mkay.
having rambo teammates that use their dashes into my ult when I use it to save them from death and then blame me for thinking "we can't win 3v2" or "we should run since we have vision of the jungler coming to gank"
User avatar #16947 to #16946 - cloymax ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
but yolo rite

rambos are the worst
User avatar #16948 to #16947 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
OMG BARD I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FED FULL HP ANNIE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
ULT FFS BARD
etc.
User avatar #16949 to #16948 - cloymax ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
indeed
User avatar #16913 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Fishy
User avatar #16935 to #16934 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
D:
User avatar #16937 to #16936 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I dont wanna be good
User avatar #16938 to #16937 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
BAD GIRL!
BAD GIRL! *slap*
User avatar #16939 to #16938 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Nuuh das mean
User avatar #16941 to #16940 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Is okay
User avatar #16915 to #16914 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hug pls
#16916 to #16915 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
well, alright, I don't mind.
well, alright, I don't mind.
User avatar #16917 to #16916 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Now kill me
User avatar #16919 to #16918 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #16921 to #16920 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Pls
User avatar #16922 to #16921 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
why should I?
User avatar #16923 to #16922 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Becoz you like me
User avatar #16924 to #16923 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
and that'd make me kill you?
User avatar #16925 to #16924 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #16927 to #16926 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Please reconsider
User avatar #16928 to #16927 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
there is nothing to consider
User avatar #16929 to #16928 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Fishy :c
User avatar #16931 to #16930 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do it plox
User avatar #16933 to #16932 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
But :c
#16859 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
so I have like no work right now
I mean I could get some
but none that is allocated to me or urgent

sup
User avatar #16893 to #16859 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
for fun
why do you remember the few times I did ********
User avatar #16894 to #16893 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
idk I remember you played twitch and you were like "no I only played ezreal" and I was like "oh yea that was jungle twitcherooni"
remember jungle morde tho

as for utility based gods
I suppose Ymir would be one, he has decent damage for a tank, insane CC and also area blockage
Athena could be considered very utility with a taunt and Shen ult
those being the first supports I could think of
as for junglers
I guess Awilix is the most utility you'd have out of em
since she has reverse Yasuo ult (pulls target to her)
but idk utility is hard to define
User avatar #16895 to #16894 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
heals, CC, MS buffs, buffs in general, damage amplification.
displacement, that sort of stuff
User avatar #16896 to #16895 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I suppose Aphrotdite would work aswell
she's one of those support mages
User avatar #16897 to #16896 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
the god of love?
how ironic
User avatar #16898 to #16897 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
love & beauty baby

dem hips + dem tits
User avatar #16900 to #16899 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
the kit is pretty nice too, I guess.
very defense-ish
User avatar #16901 to #16900 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
the numbers seem small but I guess I can't be the judge of that since I don't know any of the gods at all.
User avatar #16902 to #16901 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I never felt her to be weak
she is a mage so scaling is a big part compared to guardians
User avatar #16911 to #16902 - compared (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a wonderful day!
User avatar #16903 to #16902 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
**** scaling I want to dominate 2v2 early game or smth, lol.
well normally utility supportive heroes are the ones who can do work without money

which is why I enjoy Heroes of the storm.
since you need to be 3 levels ahead before a lead really matters in 1v1 scenarios.
I bought Thrall and had 2 games with him yesterday.
I pretty much 3v1'd and 2v1'd with those 3 level advantages.
since he heals if he's allowed to have a long fight.
User avatar #16904 to #16903 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
if it's about wrecking face in 2v2 early I'd say Ares is the strongest pick
he's unique as a guardian in that his utility, and CC isn't that great but he's got intense dmg even into late

noice
User avatar #16905 to #16904 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
he looks amusing as well
User avatar #16906 to #16905 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
yep

potential team-wiping ultimate aswell.
sadly at this point everyone just knows how to counter it, lol
User avatar #16908 to #16906 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
anyways I'm off maybe even for the day.
night
User avatar #16909 to #16908 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
pz
User avatar #16907 to #16906 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
that's how all ults that can wreck work.

like Thralls one ultimate is litteraly earth shattering moses **** going on.
and at level 20 it gets infinite range if you so desire.
dodging is the counter!
#16860 to #16859 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yo.
must be nice.
got home a while ago from 1.5 hours overtime, I'm set for meeting in 2.5 hours earlier tomorrow.
effectively giving me 3 hours free time left before I have to go to bed unless I cut from my 7 hours of sleep.
User avatar #16862 to #16860 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
unless the 2.5 hours are just a different shift
User avatar #16866 to #16864 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
this typo amuses me because Ares is a god in smite and I just happened to be thinking about smite
User avatar #16868 to #16866 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
of course it is.
and of course you are, you addict
#16869 to #16868 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
obv the god of war would be in a game about war between gods

listen you don't get to tell me that
User avatar #16876 to #16869 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
well of course.

of course I do, nerd
User avatar #16878 to #16876 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I think there's actually 3 or 4 gods of war in there.
I know there's 3. might have a 4th one that I'm forgetting.

xcuse u
User avatar #16879 to #16878 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
and wukong and renekton too.
#16880 to #16879 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
pff   
   
Renekton was based off Sobek (as in, the actual god) anyway.   
   
and everyone steals from Sun Wukong, again, the actual god.   
			*******		 Goku is Sun Wukong
pff

Renekton was based off Sobek (as in, the actual god) anyway.

and everyone steals from Sun Wukong, again, the actual god.
******* Goku is Sun Wukong
#16881 to #16880 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yeah, at least they made sure to give him the name Carrot for his real name instead of that legend name.
yeah, at least they made sure to give him the name Carrot for his real name instead of that legend name.
User avatar #16882 to #16881 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
aye
User avatar #16883 to #16882 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
oh well.
is there any god I'd want to play in that silly game?
User avatar #16885 to #16883 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
that said there are 2 mages that are considered junglers and plenty of mages choose to go into solo lane
User avatar #16886 to #16885 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
sounds like gibberish
User avatar #16887 to #16886 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
not really
that part is just player choice over meta
User avatar #16888 to #16887 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you not have noticed what I like to play
User avatar #16890 to #16888 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
also you played mostly sup with me and you played a lot of em
User avatar #16889 to #16888 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
idk man you played jungler and support and then you were like I'm ADC now
User avatar #16891 to #16889 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
I play ezreal and that's it for ADC's
I play the utility based ones.
User avatar #16892 to #16891 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
oh ye you did twitch jungle
#16884 to #16883 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
you're silly.   
   
well, to be honest, I don't really know what kind of god you would like. I guess I never payed much attention to it in league.   
well, as a foreword, the amount of of roles are a bit downsized compared to league.   
support + tank is one and the same thing, but there are a few mages that could work as a support.   
the meta differs somewhhat, Warriors (Bruisers) in the toplane (the 3 lanes are paralell+vertical here so there's no actual toplane, but a solo lane, also known as short lane because the distance between the first 2 towers are shorter compared to the duo lane), Assassins in the jungle, Mages in middle, hunter (adc) + guardian (support/tank) in the duo lane.   
warriors are kind of a mix between assassins and guardians, so you'll find them jungle or support occasionally.
you're silly.

well, to be honest, I don't really know what kind of god you would like. I guess I never payed much attention to it in league.
well, as a foreword, the amount of of roles are a bit downsized compared to league.
support + tank is one and the same thing, but there are a few mages that could work as a support.
the meta differs somewhhat, Warriors (Bruisers) in the toplane (the 3 lanes are paralell+vertical here so there's no actual toplane, but a solo lane, also known as short lane because the distance between the first 2 towers are shorter compared to the duo lane), Assassins in the jungle, Mages in middle, hunter (adc) + guardian (support/tank) in the duo lane.
warriors are kind of a mix between assassins and guardians, so you'll find them jungle or support occasionally.
User avatar #16910 to #16884 - compared (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a wonderful day!
#16861 to #16860 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
well that's testicles
so shouldn't you have ******** of overtime after that then?
#16863 to #16861 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
ah.   
well I always meet in 2 hours early on tuesdays, I was &quot;promoted&quot; recently.   
I leave 2 hours earlier as well.   
but I got work every sunday now, although it's only 2 hours every other sunday.   
in effect I have 6 days off a month instead of 8.   
   
brb you just reminded me to write down my overtime for today, I'll count my overtime for this month while I'm at it
ah.
well I always meet in 2 hours early on tuesdays, I was "promoted" recently.
I leave 2 hours earlier as well.
but I got work every sunday now, although it's only 2 hours every other sunday.
in effect I have 6 days off a month instead of 8.

brb you just reminded me to write down my overtime for today, I'll count my overtime for this month while I'm at it
User avatar #16865 to #16863 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
oh boy, what a "promotion". more work.

goodie do that
User avatar #16867 to #16865 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
well it's a base increase to my pay that is above 10%
on top of that I get paid for overtime.

since the 28th last month I've had 18 hours and 45 minutes overtime.
that is including the 1 hour I left early during my last weekend.

so almost 20 hours and there's still 4 more days before the paychecks are made.
User avatar #16870 to #16867 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
it's something? you did mention needing more moneys.

holy **** that's some overtime
User avatar #16871 to #16870 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yeah...
it's alright.
I need way more money.
like 4 times as much as I have.

well, yeah
User avatar #16872 to #16871 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
ain't no rest for the wicked

well, as long as the payout is worth it
and you're not completely overworking yourself
#16873 to #16872 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
I guess.

well I love my job so I doubt I will take it as overworking myself before I'm up to a standard of 10 hours a day
#16874 to #16873 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
is gr8 that you actually came to like your job.
well what's your current standard?
User avatar #16875 to #16874 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
7.5 and approximately 1 hour overtime a day
User avatar #16877 to #16875 - cloymax ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
is it really overtime if it's already standard

it's quite a lot still though
#16853 - admiralhowe (03/13/2015) [-]
Im instantly bored after logging on.
What are you doing?
#16854 to #16853 - therealfishyxander (03/13/2015) [-]
just finished masturbating to a comic I'd been looking for for ages, still haven't found the english version though
User avatar #16857 to #16854 - edefensive (03/15/2015) [-]
You'll find it!
I have faith!
#16855 to #16854 - admiralhowe (03/13/2015) [-]
I wish i could masturbate a bunch.   
gotta go, dr's appointment. bibi
I wish i could masturbate a bunch.
gotta go, dr's appointment. bibi
User avatar #16856 to #16855 - therealfishyxander (03/13/2015) [-]
that was quick.
#16811 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
I do have all day though cuz easy classes
I do have all day though cuz easy classes
User avatar #16834 to #16833 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
You play it too?
User avatar #16835 to #16834 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
yeah that's what I'm saying.
only just got to 30 yesterday though
User avatar #16836 to #16835 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
40 alplha here!
User avatar #16838 to #16837 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Heartsick#2807 or 2708 cant recall
User avatar #16839 to #16838 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
#2536 would be my tag
User avatar #16840 to #16839 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
pretty sure it isn't just #2536
User avatar #16841 to #16840 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
obviously not
User avatar #16842 to #16841 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
....
mind giving me the other half?
User avatar #16843 to #16842 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
make a wild guess
User avatar #16844 to #16843 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Azelia or Marcin.
User avatar #16846 to #16845 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
you can sigh all you want but it could be anything.
User avatar #16848 to #16846 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
so FIshyxander#2536...
User avatar #16849 to #16848 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
it couldve been multiple combinations doofus.
User avatar #16850 to #16849 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
no it could not
User avatar #16851 to #16850 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Fishy#2536
Therealfishy#2536
Fishyxan#2536
etc
User avatar #16852 to #16851 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
why would I name myself something that stupid?
User avatar #16847 to #16846 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
I am fishy in all things
User avatar #16813 to #16812 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Yea what is it fishy?
User avatar #16814 to #16813 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
...
stop slacking and just tell me
User avatar #16815 to #16814 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Tell you what? I honestly have no idea what you are talking about ~
User avatar #16817 to #16816 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Dude im just ******* with ye. There is nothing
#16819 to #16818 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
I just like to tease. Im always up talking though
User avatar #16820 to #16819 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
you should sleep in that case
User avatar #16821 to #16820 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Why? Its 1213 pm
User avatar #16823 to #16821 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
oh, we're in the same time zone then