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User avatar #552 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
ohey!~
User avatar #573 to #552 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Uhhhhhhh Lawd I'm too sleepy for this

Yall like Zelda?
User avatar #574 to #573 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
what
it's only about 1am

Yeh i liek zelda

Do you like drawing?
User avatar #575 to #574 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but I gotta get up early and I've been non-stop rehearsing for weeks now.

I like it, but not good at it, at all, so I don't.
User avatar #576 to #575 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
Rehearsing?

Well duh you're no good at it, you don't do it
User avatar #577 to #576 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Performing arts remember? I got a play to do, brah.

I got other shit I like to do though.
User avatar #578 to #577 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
Ah yes

SUCH ASSSSS???
Performing?
User avatar #579 to #578 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Vidya games.

Lots of vidya games.
User avatar #580 to #579 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
Ah yes i see
SUCH AS?~
User avatar #581 to #580 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Zelda.
Half Life.
Dwarf Fortress.
Most recently a lot of San Andreas.
User avatar #582 to #581 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
We need
to play games
sometime
later
::::3
:3333
User avatar #584 to #582 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Goodnight!
User avatar #583 to #582 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Very much so.
But for now, I must bread.
User avatar #585 to #583 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
NIGHTUMS
User avatar #554 to #553 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
NOTHIN
TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT YOU c:
User avatar #555 to #554 - therealdiscord (19 hours ago) [-]
UMM
UMM...
UHHH...
I STUDY PERFORMING ARTS AT COLLEGE?
User avatar #556 to #555 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
bluh that's not that interesting...
well
ok it is
Performing arts are neat
TELL ME SOMETHIN ELSE
User avatar #557 to #556 - therealdiscord (19 hours ago) [-]
OH GOD I DON'T KNOW!
LIKE WHAT!?
User avatar #558 to #557 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
OH GOSH I DUNNO
Time for questioning eachother yaaaay :3
You tell me, i'll tell you
MY FIRST QUESTION
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
User avatar #560 to #559 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
OMG
SAME
SORTA
I HAVE A TIE BETWEEN PINK AND GREEN
ok you're turn
User avatar #561 to #560 - therealdiscord (19 hours ago) [-]
WHERE YA FROM?
User avatar #562 to #561 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
BORN IN PHILIDELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
But i'm not there now =u=
Still Pennsylvania tho
You?~
User avatar #563 to #562 - therealdiscord (19 hours ago) [-]
ENGLAND! FUCK YEAR!
User avatar #564 to #563 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
AW YEEEEE
ok my turn
Do you got da booty
User avatar #565 to #564 - therealdiscord (19 hours ago) [-]
As much as I hate it, I got a bit of a booty.
User avatar #566 to #565 - ujack (19 hours ago) [-]
Guhu c:
A bit of booty is nothing to be ashamed of
People love da booty
ok your turn
User avatar #567 to #566 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
I dun like da booty.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...Fave pone?
#568 to #567 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
Because i haven't watched the show in forever i pick an oc
better yet, i pick my oc
because dat's allowed

ok my turn
Do you liek anime
User avatar #569 to #568 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
Errybody's pickin' ocs now!

Yer damn right I do!
User avatar #570 to #569 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
DO YOU LIEK NICHIJOU
User avatar #571 to #570 - therealdiscord (18 hours ago) [-]
HAVEN'T YET SEEN IT!
User avatar #572 to #571 - ujack (18 hours ago) [-]
WATCH ITTTT
ok your turn
#523 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Hello!
#524 to #523 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
HELLO SUDDEN BIGMAC!
#525 to #524 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Hellu, how are u?
User avatar #544 to #525 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Depends what it is.
User avatar #545 to #544 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Ask them: "What do the Mane 6 do when the season is over?"

I tried asking brony but they're not very bright.
User avatar #546 to #545 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Kay. Now what?
#547 to #546 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
wait to see what people say, seem simple enough
User avatar #548 to #547 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Mostly sex.
User avatar #549 to #548 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Wow...how original
User avatar #550 to #549 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Indeed.

I'm gonna go bed now. See you tomorrow.
User avatar #551 to #550 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
noot noot
#526 to #525 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Awesome.   
Tired.   
But want more music.   
So downloading.   
   
You?
Awesome.
Tired.
But want more music.
So downloading.

You?
#527 to #526 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Tired, relaxed, excited. Good News is I just graduated high school. Bad news is i'm still banned on friendly. Probably forever
User avatar #528 to #527 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Well that sucks ass. Did you roll?

I still have a few weeks of college left, and it'll be mostly rehearsals throughout.
#529 to #528 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
No, i posted a gore picture. I wrote a formal but no one is responding to me.
User avatar #530 to #529 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Hmm. You'll get a response eventually. Did you post on voice of truth?
#531 to #530 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
no they blocked me there. I think I can still get in touch with some of the mods
User avatar #532 to #531 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
That's what I did.
Did they say it was permanent? It could be a 24 hour one.
#533 to #532 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
no they said I could never come back.
no they said I could never come back.
User avatar #534 to #533 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Well that's retarded.
Is it a repeat offense?
User avatar #535 to #534 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
nope, my first time. I guess I'm not good enough to have a second chance.
User avatar #536 to #535 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Complete bullshit.
I'd stop going there if I didn't have some people I like there.
User avatar #537 to #536 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
That's basically my reason for going back. Some of the people who don't like to post on regular thread. It's alright, I can still talk to them on profiles.
User avatar #538 to #537 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Well that's good.
I always welcome conversation.
User avatar #539 to #538 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Also i have a plan
User avatar #540 to #539 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
This can only end well.
User avatar #541 to #540 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm going to plant bombs in key points on friendly and destroy it!

I have a lot of friends that are still there so if I ever want to say goodnight and tell a joke I can ask them.
User avatar #542 to #541 - therealdiscord (06/03/2013) [-]
Woop woop!
User avatar #543 to #542 - AreyouSerious (06/03/2013) [-]
Speaking of which, can you post something there for me? I had an idea
User avatar #522 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
i have your penis
User avatar #511 - Hawke (05/22/2013) [-]
It's a 24 hour ban, not permanent.

Stop fucking complaining, I could honestly make it worse the way you're acting.

So immature, I swear.
User avatar #513 to #511 - therealdiscord (05/22/2013) [-]
I was about to start bitching again, but I'm just gonna leave it.
User avatar #514 to #513 - Hawke (05/22/2013) [-]
Good.

We give warnings to people who have accidentally rolled, being rude to other people, or posting a picture that was inappropriate that they didn't believe was so.

Blatantly rolling for the sake of being "kewl" will not grant you any warning or sympathy from us.
User avatar #515 to #514 - therealdiscord (05/23/2013) [-]
So... can I come back now please?
User avatar #516 to #515 - Hawke (05/23/2013) [-]
Apologize and you can come back in 40 minutes.
#517 to #516 - therealdiscord (05/23/2013) [-]
...

Sorry for my single violation of a rule.
User avatar #518 to #517 - Hawke (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't think I appreciate your attitude discord.
#519 to #518 - therealdiscord (05/23/2013) [-]
I buckled, and did what you said.

If that's not enough, then fuck it.
User avatar #520 to #519 - Hawke (05/23/2013) [-]
Nah man, I'm just playin.


You alright?
User avatar #521 to #520 - therealdiscord (05/23/2013) [-]
Well I don't personally agree with said rule in the first place. But I'll stop.

Didn't expect a little joke to get this result.
User avatar #503 - lip ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you.
User avatar #504 to #503 - therealdiscord (05/22/2013) [-]
Not ever a warning or anything.
Brilliant.
User avatar #505 to #504 - lip ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Never with them.

Bunch of crazy people.

HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE A SHARED GOOGLE DOC AND HOLD A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE ALREADY BEEN WARNED ONCE.
User avatar #506 to #505 - therealdiscord (05/22/2013) [-]
Is it that big of a deal? Honestly?
Bandwagons frequently.
People being dicks.
Spam.
YOU ROLLED ONCE!? FUCK YOU, OUT THE DOOR!
User avatar #507 to #506 - lip ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh no your random assortment of numbers that you used for something other than doubles!
User avatar #508 to #507 - therealdiscord (05/22/2013) [-]
So I'm assuming there's no way back.
User avatar #509 to #508 - lip ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Asking the mods and being super humble.

Alternatively the back door link.

Alternatively make a new account.

I'm assuming they blocked you.
User avatar #510 to #509 - therealdiscord (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm apologizing for nothing.
User avatar #512 to #510 - lip ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to hear it.
#464 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
who's your adorable mascot?
who's your adorable mascot?
User avatar #465 to #464 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
That would be Araragi Koyomi from Bakemonogatari.

I would ask you the same, but I reverse searched her already :P
Saw the first two episodes, it's cool.
User avatar #466 to #465 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
oooh i think we've already had this conversation.

he's so damn cute!
#498 to #466 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey, I remember you posting this.

Also... wat!!!
User avatar #499 to #498 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
it definitely looks interesting.

yeah i know oh god
User avatar #501 to #499 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
OKAY BED NOW GOODNIGHT
User avatar #502 to #501 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
niiight ;3
User avatar #500 to #499 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
It most certainly is.
User avatar #497 to #466 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Thoughts?
#467 to #466 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Isn't he though?
Go watch it, I love it.
The second season is a different name though. Nisemonogatari/
#468 to #467 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i'll have to add it to my huge list of "to watch" anime.
i'll have to add it to my huge list of "to watch" anime.
#469 to #468 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
That damn list won't stop growing.
Imma watch episode 3 of that hentai prince thing now and gobed.
#470 to #469 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
fine you do that and i'll watch one episode of bakemonogatari.
fine you do that and i'll watch one episode of bakemonogatari.
User avatar #472 to #470 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Be warned. It's very dialogue heavy.
And involves a lot of kanji references.
User avatar #475 to #472 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
haha alright.
#479 to #475 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
One more thing.

Nisemonogatari is FILLED with fanservice.

<----
User avatar #481 to #479 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
as long as it has a plot, i'm fine.
User avatar #483 to #481 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
It does.
And some great openings.
User avatar #484 to #483 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
okay c:

well g'night <3
#489 to #484 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
I love this girl...
User avatar #490 to #489 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
yiss c:
#491 to #490 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
I like this guy too.

He makes references.

Awesome ones.
User avatar #492 to #491 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
heh should you go bed? :3
User avatar #493 to #492 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
I should.
User avatar #494 to #493 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
yeah then go <3
User avatar #495 to #494 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
But anime!
User avatar #496 to #495 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
just finished the first episode.
User avatar #486 to #484 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Night fage <3
User avatar #471 to #470 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Only one?
User avatar #474 to #471 - deficiency ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
we meet again c:
User avatar #476 to #474 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Mhmm, I would've commented earlier, but decided to wait awhile
User avatar #477 to #473 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Why hello there!
User avatar #480 to #478 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Pardon my intrusion onto your profile =3
User avatar #482 to #480 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey, if I gave a shit about my profile, I would occasionally delete the comments.
User avatar #485 to #482 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
If I could, I would thumb that up.
User avatar #487 to #485 - therealdiscord (05/13/2013) [-]
Too bad!
User avatar #488 to #487 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
It is.
User avatar #455 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Holy hell

FJ Nuggets item, aint seen them in a while :P
User avatar #456 to #455 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
You want them?
User avatar #457 to #456 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Nah im good but you look after them :)

But are you selling FJ points ?
User avatar #458 to #457 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
I'll give away anything, I don't want them.
User avatar #459 to #458 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man, truly :)
User avatar #460 to #459 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
No problem, go nuts.
Damned if I know why you want them :P
User avatar #461 to #460 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Im from the items game & we combine them to get items, but there is a 10% success rate so we need a lot
User avatar #462 to #461 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
Alright then.
Well if you know anyone who wants some of the shit I have, tell them it's free.
User avatar #463 to #462 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
I will do man, thanks again
#448 to #447 - rihardololz (04/30/2013) [-]
i came here to randomly post something
i came here to randomly post something
User avatar #449 to #448 - therealdiscord (04/30/2013) [-]
Well good for you.
User avatar #451 to #450 - therealdiscord (04/30/2013) [-]
ARIIIIIN!
#442 - sabatron (04/21/2013) [-]
Hey discy   
   
You seriously want me to send you CP, on a site probably monitored by the US government?   
   
We don't have such laws here, and it only applies if he was paying for said pictures.
Hey discy

You seriously want me to send you CP, on a site probably monitored by the US government?

We don't have such laws here, and it only applies if he was paying for said pictures.
User avatar #443 to #442 - therealdiscord (04/21/2013) [-]
Well you have a point.
it can easily be deleted, right?
#444 to #443 - sabatron (04/21/2013) [-]
There's a thing called the server history. If I send you that, the FBI will still see it.

I won't take the risk.
User avatar #445 to #444 - therealdiscord (04/21/2013) [-]
Alright fine :(
Understandable.
#440 - rozzard ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
This is...

Eh.

It's something.
User avatar #441 to #440 - therealdiscord (04/15/2013) [-]
I saw that too, didn't think it was worth it.
#435 - brohio has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #436 to #435 - therealdiscord (04/11/2013) [-]
Hehe, not bad.
User avatar #437 to #436 - brohio (04/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, I have been growing out my hair a bit since then.
User avatar #438 to #437 - therealdiscord (04/11/2013) [-]
Keep workin' at it :3

You make a better one than I do anyway.
User avatar #439 to #438 - brohio (04/11/2013) [-]
Awww, thank ya.
User avatar #381 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
how do i make a still
how do i construct shops
User avatar #382 to #381 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
press b
then press w for workshops
You can press + or - to scroll through the menus. I think a still is l.
#383 to #382 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
okay thanks

btw what do you think?
User avatar #425 to #383 - therealdiscord (04/02/2013) [-]
press q and highlight the depot, then press g, select everything you want to move.
Don't forget to request for the broker to be there.
#426 to #425 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
okay thanks
okay thanks
User avatar #403 to #383 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
press t in designations to designate trees.
User avatar #427 to #403 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
you cant sleep in adventure mode, can you?

without shit going down
User avatar #428 to #427 - therealdiscord (04/02/2013) [-]
Well you can ask people to sleep in their houses.
And bogeymen only attack you when you're alone.
User avatar #429 to #428 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
fucking dingos man

me and 2 bowman vs 8 dingos

we took 5 down untill i died
User avatar #430 to #429 - therealdiscord (04/02/2013) [-]
Ah yes. It's best to just ask some dude if you can spend the night in his house.
People are nice like that.
User avatar #431 to #430 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
i was retruning from a quest

which was a pain in the ass already
User avatar #432 to #431 - therealdiscord (04/02/2013) [-]
I've never been good at Adventure modes.
I really like roguelikes, but I suck so much.
User avatar #433 to #432 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
its fun

but you die alot
User avatar #434 to #433 - therealdiscord (04/02/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I know.
I want to play it a few times, but I don't like having more than one world.
User avatar #404 to #403 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
oh fuck me

i didnt know that XD
User avatar #405 to #404 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Very micromanagement heavy game.
User avatar #406 to #405 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
do i need to tel lthe dwarves how to thipe their own ass?

or do they just cuddle in the refuse pile?
User avatar #407 to #406 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
With all the detail put in the simulation, Toady has thankfully not put toilets and shit into the game, and he doesn't plan to lol

Well they do some things on their own.
They go to sleep, they decide to take breaks, and they throw random parties.
Dwarves are kind of idiots.
User avatar #409 to #407 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
how do you place barrels?
User avatar #410 to #409 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Barrels are either finished goods or furniture. They'll go into stockpiles.
Barrels that have booze or food in them will go to the food stockpile.
User avatar #411 to #410 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
and why wont ym dwarves eat?

or do i need a kitchen?
User avatar #412 to #411 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
They'll go to the food stockpile and eat.
Have you made a dining room?
User avatar #413 to #412 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
no :c
User avatar #415 to #413 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Put a door to the room so when you designate the dining room it won't spill out.
User avatar #414 to #413 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Make a table and chairs, place them in a room. Press q and highlight them, then you can make it a dining room (Which you can them make into a meeting hall so the dwarves will gather there when they have nothing to do)
User avatar #416 to #414 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
well i have a meeting room

with 3 beds for 15 people
User avatar #417 to #416 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh right.
If you make a bedroom into a dormitory then I'm pretty sure all dwarves will sleep in any of the beds in the room without being assigned.
User avatar #418 to #417 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah thay all sleep in the same bed

and i have 2 kiddies
User avatar #419 to #418 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Yaaaay! Useless kids!
User avatar #421 to #419 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
how does trading work

in the first screen i set my priorities but now theres a screen with: price 100% and 210% and whatnot
User avatar #422 to #421 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
That's just saying what you'd like to be brought next year.
To trade you need to go to the depot, move all the goods you want to trade over to it, and your broker needs to be assigned with the nobles menu and called there.
User avatar #424 to #422 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
bby?
User avatar #423 to #422 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
how do i move all the goods i want to trade to the depot?

i just assigned a broker
User avatar #420 to #419 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #408 to #407 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i know

they only fish
User avatar #402 to #383 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, press d to go to designations and highlight any nearby trees. Same as you do for mining.

You have to tell your dwarves to do pretty much everything.
User avatar #384 to #383 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Hmmm. Looking good.
I tend to make one big room to put all my stockpiles and one big room next to it for my shops.
User avatar #385 to #384 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
eh i have it more spread

just n case

like a stockpile just for seeds to make my cave crops
which will be transformed in alcohol
User avatar #386 to #385 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Careful, not all crops can be turned into booze.
Like I didn't know until recently that pig tails are for clothing.
User avatar #387 to #386 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah

i have it per season

in summer this
in autumn something else
User avatar #388 to #387 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
I have one that does plump helmets all year round, then I have one that only does plump helmets when it can't do pig tails.
I'm dreading going back into the game now cause there's a lot of shit to deal with from that last siege. Maybe I'll just try using traps for the next one, or build barriers and wait it out.
I cannot figure out this military thing.
User avatar #389 to #388 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i havent faced anything yet

sounds scary though

the closest thing i had encountered were jackals. but they didnt even attack
User avatar #390 to #389 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Well as far as I could tell it was just a bunch of goblins, and some kind of captain that was riding something.
They all killed my troops pretty much instantly.
So now, anyone who isn't immediately useful will be drafted, and I will find some better method of training.
User avatar #391 to #390 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i just gave everyone the same skills except for mining, wood and hunting

fir variety and whatnot
User avatar #392 to #391 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Everyone does what they're trained in, so shit goes quickly.
User avatar #393 to #392 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
true dat

everyone is fishing
which is good
empty alcohol kegs are used as fish barrels
making beds for lazy ass dwarfs
now im gonna make a still
User avatar #394 to #393 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
You made a fishing zone right?

I picked somewhere with very few trees. And I need barrels cause apparently I'm growing food too fast and all my barrels are getting filled up before I can get booze in them.
And I keep running out of booze!
User avatar #395 to #394 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i dont even have booze
idk why :P
User avatar #396 to #395 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Dwarves work VERY slow without booze.
Make sure you have a brewer, go to the still, order it to brew, and press r to make it repeat.
User avatar #397 to #396 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i cant brew dammit

nobody gathers plants
also nobody chops wood
they live to fish :/
User avatar #398 to #397 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Your farmer should really be doing it automatically.
User avatar #399 to #398 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
they are doing farmstuff
but no potash

and nobody gathers wood. i really need wood for a trade depot
User avatar #400 to #399 - therealdiscord (04/01/2013) [-]
Potash isn't necessary for farming, it just makes it faster.
You're definitely sure you've got trees designated for chopping?
User avatar #401 to #400 - goldfangz ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
wait what?

how do i do that?
User avatar #352 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Rin walked cautiously into what seemed to be an abandoned town, the hood of her cloak hiding her wood elven features in the soft moonlight. The breeze was heavy, cold air being pushed down from the nearby mountains and causing her to shiver as her leather boots gently crunched against the dirt.

A long bow stretched across her back along with a quiver, seeming to be her main weapons but there was also a set of daggers strapped tightly to her thighs. They were hid nicely but the large black cloak that shrouded her whole body and armor underneath.
User avatar #373 to #352 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"This is why Ji Mei dislikes Elves. You will heed Ji Mei's words regarding cockiness, Thief." He overtakes Rin and walks in front.
User avatar #374 to #373 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Hey, youre the one who implied traveling with me, mate." She winks at him under her hood, smiling again.
User avatar #375 to #374 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
He looks away sharply, now keeping his gaze firmly fixed ot the front, his scowl has returned and he is keeping silent.
User avatar #376 to #375 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Rin watches his tail sway back and forth as he walks, arms crossed as she follows the narrow dirt road.
User avatar #379 to #376 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
[it's pretty late, going to bed now. Continue another time?]
User avatar #380 to #379 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
[nightynight]
User avatar #377 to #376 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"Ji Mei will not wait if you fall behind." He looks back, "You are staring."
User avatar #378 to #377 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"I am simply admiring your tail. I dont have one myself so its interesting to look at." She says with a smile, catching up with him in a few graceful leaps.
User avatar #353 to #352 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
Ji Mei silently and cautiously watches in hiding, one of his twin swords already half drawn from his sheathe, attempting not to make any sound that could be picked up by elven ears.
User avatar #354 to #353 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Rin strolls in a very graceful manner, occasionally looking up at the moon in the sky that she loved so dearly. She stops as she hears a small amount of rustling, her ears perking.
User avatar #355 to #354 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
Ji Mei freezes as he realises his position has be compromised, "crap" he thinks, "not again."
User avatar #356 to #355 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Come out now with your weapons sheathed and I will not destroy your very essence." The elf says in a silk tone.
User avatar #357 to #356 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
Scowling, he steps slowly from hiding, keeps his hand firmly gripped upon his sword, still half sheathed, and says "I would not give you time to reach for your quiver. Elf."
User avatar #358 to #357 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Who says I need my bow, little kitty cat.." She crosses her arms and smirks with harsh cockiness in her tone.
User avatar #359 to #358 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
He stands up straight and shoves his sword into it's sheathe, "Cockiness will get you nowhere, insults even moreso. Now explain your presence."
User avatar #360 to #359 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Upset you, did they? Heheh.. Well, if you must know, Im traveling to Whiterun." Her mouth shows from the small amount of light that isnt caught by her cloak. Her sharp elven incisors gleam in the moonlight as she smirks.
User avatar #361 to #360 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
He squints, "Whiterun, you say. That is fortunate, Ji Mei happens to be travelling the same way. Surely the Elf would enjoy some company."
User avatar #362 to #361 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Surely.." She repeats, a bit of sarcasm in her voice as she gestures with her arm for him to begin walking with her, and as he does, keeps her face hidden behind her hood.
User avatar #363 to #362 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"Hmm..."
He walks with her, keeping a little distance between the both of them, his footsteps can still barely be heard, his hand still hovers around his hip and he keeps his eyes facing straight ahead.
User avatar #364 to #363 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Going to Whiterun, eh? What for?" She says in a harsh elven tone, making it somewhat hard to depict her words.
User avatar #365 to #364 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"A simple stop for supplies." He says, dismissively, "No business of yours." He quickly glances sideways at the Elf periodically.
User avatar #366 to #365 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Alrighty then." Rin chuckles, continuing to walk through the abandoned town to the edge of a forest, approaching it with soft steps.
User avatar #367 to #366 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"And I'm sure your visit os of utmost importance. An audience with the Jarl, perhaps." He rolls his eyes.
User avatar #368 to #367 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Jarl, haha! Thats a good one, mate.. as if the Jarl would want to see my thiefing face." She chuckles at this again, one hand on her hip as she strolls.
User avatar #369 to #368 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"And here I thought you understood sarcasm. Theivery eh? Interesting choice of profession for somebody as unsubtle as yourself." he grins.
User avatar #370 to #369 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Oh.. so Im sure you wont notice this is gone, eh?" She pulls up her hand a money bag is in its grasp. She throws it two him without another word.
User avatar #371 to #370 - therealdiscord (02/24/2013) [-]
"Ji Mei is no stranger to Pickpockets. You don't think this is all of the money I carry, do you?"
User avatar #372 to #371 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Of course not. Doesnt mean you saw me take. Youre lucky Im generous enough to return it." She says in a devious voice.
User avatar #351 - closingcube (02/22/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #345 - jaffararitylover (01/17/2013) [-]
2 new sequentials
User avatar #346 to #345 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Lol.

Incidentally, when will I be able to get my... package?
User avatar #347 to #346 - jaffararitylover (01/17/2013) [-]
if we could meetup over the weekend sometime I'll give it to you then, or I could come meet you in durham tomorrow after college
User avatar #348 to #347 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Dat second one then.
User avatar #349 to #348 - jaffararitylover (01/17/2013) [-]
arighty, half 4 in bus station?
User avatar #350 to #349 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Okily dokily.
User avatar #319 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #320 to #319 - therealdiscord (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh hai there :3
User avatar #308 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
Our ENORMOUS FASCINATING AMAZING OUTSTANDING MAGNIFICENT EXTRAORDINARY SUPERB AWESOME thread is taken down, DAMN IT
DAAAAMN IT
I likes to go there and see how I progressed in my drawing that I've been doing
#334 to #308 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
OH SHIT MOVING PICTURES
OH SHIT MOVING PICTURES
#335 to #334 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
OH SHIT SPINNING BUSES
OH SHIT SPINNING BUSES
User avatar #336 to #335 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
FFFFUUUUUUU
#337 to #336 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
now for some cuteness
now for some cuteness
#338 to #337 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Alrighty.
#343 to #342 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Vidya gaems are being played. May not reply.
Vidya gaems are being played. May not reply.
#344 to #343 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
no worries, I'm just gonna leave this here then.
User avatar #310 to #309 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
no no no, by "thread" I've meant the one we two had
I already found out about that thread
User avatar #311 to #310 - therealdiscord (01/12/2013) [-]
Ohhhhh. Yeah that sucks.
User avatar #312 to #311 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
shouldn't have deleted all the pictures I uploaded there, ah well.
anyway, let's make a new thread, with blackjacks and lanters.
User avatar #313 to #312 - therealdiscord (01/12/2013) [-]
No hookers?
Damn.
User avatar #314 to #313 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
no, no hookers. Lanters are better
they can light up your life and fill you with the light of hope
User avatar #315 to #314 - therealdiscord (01/12/2013) [-]
But that's boooooriiiiing.
User avatar #316 to #315 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
how about light your butthole with their solid metal torchlight and fill you with oil?
User avatar #317 to #316 - therealdiscord (01/12/2013) [-]
Well that doesn't sound pleasant at all.
User avatar #321 to #317 - leed (01/16/2013) [-]
ok, fine, no recreating of the massive thread again
User avatar #322 to #321 - therealdiscord (01/16/2013) [-]
Well if that's what you want...
User avatar #325 to #322 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
3
User avatar #326 to #325 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Well I apologise cause I aint been online all day.
User avatar #327 to #326 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
more like ain't been online for about 4 days, I had to reply to you again in 16th of Januray when the last comment was written in 12th of Januray
ok whatever.
let's talk about pony politics
pie.
User avatar #328 to #327 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
Pie does not make good president.
User avatar #329 to #328 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
Celestia, on the other hand, does approve of pie.
User avatar #330 to #329 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
You don't know that!
User avatar #331 to #330 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
I know she loved cake... secrately...
maybe she likes pie as well?
#332 to #331 - therealdiscord (01/17/2013) [-]
I want pictures damnit!
#333 to #332 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
here's a picture, does it work?
here's a picture, does it work?
User avatar #324 to #322 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
either that or I just have to comment 2 times per your post here.
User avatar #323 to #322 - leed (01/17/2013) [-]
well I thought that was what YOU wanted, for not replying for ages.
User avatar #318 to #317 - leed (01/12/2013) [-]
not with that attitude!
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