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#889 - evilicious (05/19/2014) [-]
What ever did we do to make you take our world awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
DISCORD [Kinetic Typography] Super Ponybeat — Discord (EuroChaos Mix) [The Original!] by Eurobeat Brony
What ever did we do to make you take our world awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
User avatar #890 to #889 - therealdiscord (05/19/2014) [-]
Surprised I still know the words to that.
User avatar #891 to #890 - evilicious (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm not a fan of MLP in the slightest but I absolutely love this song.
User avatar #892 to #891 - therealdiscord (05/19/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #886 - onlyonehotspur (02/01/2014) [-]
you still around?
User avatar #887 to #886 - Sterski (02/05/2014) [-]
...I changed accounts, dude.
User avatar #877 - DinosaurLassie (11/17/2013) [-]
I am respectfully asking you to leave me out of this.. as I am not a part of it.
Hawk is my boyfriend, yes.
You don't know the side of him I do.

But mentioning me and belittling me for something he did is just disrespectful.

So again, asking you to not.
#880 to #877 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
If i may ask, may you talk to him so he can show that side of him to the board so he'll act his age towards us like he does to you, instead of like a 7 1/2 year old like it is and he has been.
User avatar #881 to #880 - DinosaurLassie (11/17/2013) [-]
You want me to like.. screen cap him being him? Is that what you're saying.

And you don't have to be an anon.
I won't tell the cyber police on you.
#882 to #881 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
I hardly ever log in anymore.

try to convince him to not be so immature and be devoid of foresight in his decisions while on this site, and to actually give two ***** about the people that more heavily invest themselves on this site, in terms of not screwing over 100's of people by deleting an entire board, twice. I apologize if I sound like I'm here merely to insult. He promised to be a better mod and overall person a couple of months ago after an issue with dashi, but he's only gone downhill. I feel that it may be a matter of time until he let's his negative-based nonchalant attitude slips into your relationship with him.
User avatar #883 to #882 - DinosaurLassie (11/17/2013) [-]
LMAO

Yeah, okay.

Look, sorry you don't know anything personal about him.

But he would never EVER EVER hurt me.
In anyway.

Don't be concerned, random anon.

He is only an ass to people who doesn't give a **** about and I am a very much the opposite of that.
User avatar #884 to #883 - therealdiscord (11/19/2013) [-]
Just coming back to my old profile now to withdraw my apology.
Being an ass isn't okay if you're not an ass to certain people.
**** the both of you.
User avatar #878 to #877 - therealdiscord (11/17/2013) [-]
I apologize.
I would have deleted the comment but I probably deserved your response.
I'm done now.
User avatar #879 to #878 - DinosaurLassie (11/17/2013) [-]
Thank you.

That apology is all I could ask for.
#872 - zameckis (10/24/2013) [-]
wait a sec, where am i?
#873 to #872 - therealdiscord (10/24/2013) [-]
Hell if I know.

Who're you?
#874 to #873 - zameckis (10/24/2013) [-]
don't ask about who am i,
you should be grateful that i, actually spend some of my time lurking to this deserted profile,.
now amuse me
#875 to #874 - therealdiscord (10/24/2013) [-]
Deserted?   
And what makes you so special, eh?   
You can 						****					 right off if you're gonna talk like that on my own profile.
Deserted?
And what makes you so special, eh?
You can **** right off if you're gonna talk like that on my own profile.
#876 to #875 - zameckis (10/24/2013) [-]
it's not dick, don't take it too hard

well then, i shall take my leave
#871 - lexieface (10/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #868 - alekksandar (10/12/2013) [-]
are you a le happy merchant?
User avatar #870 to #869 - alekksandar (10/12/2013) [-]
that's not nice =[
User avatar #865 to #864 - therealdiscord (09/28/2013) [-]
Suki desu.
User avatar #866 to #865 - lexieface (09/28/2013) [-]
uuh... tokyo kawasaki fujitsu?
User avatar #867 to #866 - therealdiscord (09/28/2013) [-]
I said the same thing in English on Skype. :3
User avatar #863 to #862 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Shhhhhh it's all gonna b k
User avatar #844 - lobsternewburg (09/25/2013) [-]
/r/ing that **** picture from earlier

Reasons obvious.
User avatar #852 to #844 - therealdiscord (09/25/2013) [-]
You got it? I'm deleting soon.
User avatar #855 to #852 - lobsternewburg (09/25/2013) [-]
lol sorry I was watching my brother play GTA V, golf and ****

You can delete
User avatar #856 to #855 - therealdiscord (09/25/2013) [-]
Hm.
I haven't even played the golf yet.
User avatar #857 to #856 - lobsternewburg (09/25/2013) [-]
Looks good, turns out I murdered the wife of one of the people you can play it with.
User avatar #858 to #857 - therealdiscord (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm usually like, "Yeah, I could go play golf. But then again, I could shoot this dude in the face."
User avatar #859 to #858 - lobsternewburg (09/25/2013) [-]
Such is GTA V.

You can buy the course itself for $150 milion, but you don't even get that much in the main story.

I'm guessing you'd have to do some serious investing to get that much money.
User avatar #860 to #859 - therealdiscord (09/25/2013) [-]
Lol **** that. I only got like 32 mill from that last heist.
I aint even gonna bother. Maybe when online launches or something.
User avatar #853 to #852 - mikli ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
He's gonna wait till you get banned
User avatar #854 to #853 - therealdiscord (09/25/2013) [-]
Meh, it takes longer than that.
I at least have to wait until someone rolls it.
User avatar #840 - iamdrew (09/15/2013) [-]
hey
did you stream or torrent bakemontogari?
because i have no idea where to download/watch it
User avatar #842 to #841 - iamdrew (09/15/2013) [-]
ah.. thanks but i was wishing you had downloaded it..
im the kind of guy who prefers to have it saved on my computer then watch it
in case my internet gets cut off like it does a lot
#843 to #842 - therealdiscord (09/15/2013) [-]
Ah.
Well I'm afraid I don't do that.

It's hard to get torrents in my country since my Internet provider has banned thepiratebay and **** .
#839 - lexieface (09/14/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#807 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
Mamalunarwolf had sexual dream about you
You both ******
User avatar #825 to #807 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
I doubt the legitimacy of this claim.
User avatar #831 to #825 - fjponythread (09/09/2013) [-]
it's legit as ****
User avatar #833 to #831 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
Wait... me, or my mascot?
User avatar #834 to #833 - fjponythread (09/09/2013) [-]
It was homosex so probably you
User avatar #832 to #831 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
Well... awesome?
User avatar #828 to #825 - legitimacy (09/09/2013) [-]
Nope. I'm completely here.
User avatar #829 to #828 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
Well... good to know.
User avatar #826 to #808 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
doubt.jpg
User avatar #827 to #826 - mamalunarwolf (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah....no, I actually did
This is why you don't tell anyone anything
User avatar #830 to #827 - therealdiscord (09/09/2013) [-]
Well I'm flattered, but I still don't get it.
#803 - alekksandar (08/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea why I have you in my friends list.
#811 to #810 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
wat u want nigro
#812 to #811 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm bored
I'm stuck on notebook with damaged HDD and Graphic card and it can't even run GoldScr games
User avatar #813 to #812 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
play DOOM
User avatar #814 to #813 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
The only stable version of DOSBox for Debian based distros is 0.74-3
And I have no idea how Dosbox works on Debian
User avatar #815 to #814 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
download Zdaemon? Play online and **** ?

or skulltag, zandronum, zdoom...?
User avatar #817 to #816 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
enjoy your doom, i guess
#818 to #817 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
...and now I just play the waiting game
User avatar #819 to #818 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
wow
such technologies
much smart
User avatar #820 to #819 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea what is going on
I only know it's installing some applications
User avatar #821 to #820 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
i want linux too
User avatar #823 to #821 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
And if you decide to use Ubuntu, ditch Unity interface completely and use Gnome, Cinnamon or KDE interface
Cinnamon is closer to Windows feel
User avatar #824 to #823 - alekksandar (09/08/2013) [-]
woah, woah, woah, I don't know anything about hardware and operating systems.

As far as I'm concerned, I'd use windows95, because nostalgia and **** .
User avatar #822 to #821 - fjponythread (09/08/2013) [-]
You can get Ubuntu or Linux Mint (Both linux beginner friendly and both based on debian) and dualboot with Windows
The reason why I use Ubuntu on my notebook is because Windows decided to die completely and I need linux for compliting Android ROM from Sources
Also ADB and Fastboot is much easier in terminal than in WIndows command prompt
#804 to #803 - therealdiscord (08/18/2013) [-]
Hell if I know.
#805 to #804 - alekksandar (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh well. Still, your name rings a bell. I remember we talked and **** . Who the hell knows, though.
#806 to #805 - therealdiscord (08/18/2013) [-]
It is a mystery.
#800 - differentone ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
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#801 to #800 - differentone ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
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#802 to #801 - differentone ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
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#724 - fjponythread (08/15/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!






We're in this together
User avatar #729 to #724 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank youuuuuu

what
User avatar #730 to #729 - fjponythread (08/15/2013) [-]
We both have Birthday on the same day
User avatar #732 to #730 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
WOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #734 to #732 - fjponythread (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks
#713 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Not much, but I hope you like it.

Happy Birthday my friend, and may you have many more.
User avatar #799 to #713 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
HAHAHA!

Alright, g'night you little perv, you.
User avatar #779 to #713 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Yet.

Nahh, I'll save it for a special occasion.

Or if you ask.
#780 to #779 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather a surprise.
User avatar #781 to #780 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Duly noted.

Something else to save up for, then.
#782 to #781 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
... Still, how and why did you get the other... clothing..?
User avatar #783 to #782 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Amazon. And cause I wanted to try it out.
I like skirts. And sockies.
#784 to #783 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
And no one knows?
And no one knows?
User avatar #785 to #784 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well my mum and step dad do. They're surprisingly okay about it.
Also aby.
And a couple of thread members.
#786 to #785 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Again.

You are one lucky ************ .
User avatar #787 to #786 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
I guess so.
I've been meaning to order some more, but I'm not sure what I wanna get.
#788 to #787 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
How about something practical and useful and won't make me wanna hijack a plane.
User avatar #789 to #788 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well yeah that stuff takes priority.
But I've had the same skirt socks and... panties for a while now.
I want some other stuff, for myself.
and you
#790 to #789 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #791 to #790 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Shutting up now.
#792 to #791 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
PLease, I had half a mind to stop drawing and....   
   
Deal with it.
PLease, I had half a mind to stop drawing and....

Deal with it.
User avatar #793 to #792 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Not being a very good slave right now am I? :3
#794 to #793 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh you've been naughty.......
User avatar #795 to #794 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh dear... am I going to be punished~?
#796 to #795 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You would have been, but I'm suddenly feeling sleepy.

I'm gonna try to nap.
User avatar #797 to #796 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Sweet dreams~

<3
#798 to #797 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Well now that you put images in my head.   
   
They end up a little.. salty.   
   
						****					 that was bad. Later.
Well now that you put images in my head.

They end up a little.. salty.

**** that was bad. Later.
User avatar #759 to #713 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
¬_¬ If I had money I would be spending all of it to get you over here right now.
#760 to #759 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone really wants their present.
User avatar #761 to #760 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
I want all of the presents.

And an excuse to "dress up"
#762 to #761 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Ohoho, nice counter, asshole.
User avatar #763 to #762 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Nyehehe.

You love it.

Pink and white.
#764 to #763 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
....

Well...

At least you don't have what really gets to me.

So that's good.
User avatar #765 to #764 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
¬_¬ Hmmmm...

I'll find it. Somehow.
#766 to #765 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I'd love to see you try.
User avatar #767 to #766 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
...please?
#768 to #767 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Nope.

Once you figure it out, then if anything, I become YOUR slave.
User avatar #769 to #768 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
But I wouldn't do that. I like... belonging to someone...
#770 to #769 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I'm saying you have the capability.
I'm saying you have the capability.
User avatar #771 to #770 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, that'd be great I suppose. But I'd never.

I'm far too submissive.
#772 to #771 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hm.

Well you have the capability, but if you don't take the chance, I.....

Well I wouldn't hold back at all.
User avatar #773 to #772 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Awwwwww I wanna know!
#774 to #773 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Now should I really tell you the thing, if you had them, would make me ravish you?
User avatar #775 to #774 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
That depends if it's something I can do/have.
I could promise not to do it unless you ask...
#776 to #775 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright.

Striped arm warmers and striped thigh highs.

I can't resist that.
User avatar #777 to #776 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Damn. Mine are only knee-high.

No arm warmers either. :3
#778 to #777 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Knee works, but thigh...

Ahh~.....

And good. You can't mess with me.
User avatar #739 to #713 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Wait, wasn't it a tundra? Or was that a different one? (that was unintentional)

I'm kinda glad that gif turned out the way it did.
#740 to #739 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Tundra, forest, almost the same.
User avatar #741 to #740 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, that's right.

Well then, carry on. Sounds great.
#742 to #741 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh and don't forget your birthday beatings.
User avatar #743 to #742 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Heeeellll no.
That's why I'm glad my birthday's in the summer, I'm not at school where all those... people want any excuse to hit stuff.

You're more than welcome.
#744 to #743 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh I'll beat you alright.
User avatar #745 to #744 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
...oh lawd.
#746 to #745 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You have fun with that thought.
#748 to #747 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Or should I just get descriptive again?
User avatar #749 to #748 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't believe any of us could handle that.
#750 to #749 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Worth messing with you though.
User avatar #751 to #750 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well you're affecting yourself just as much as me.

If you think you can handle that...
#752 to #751 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm working right now.

Lets just say the cake candle wouldn't be the only thing blown.
User avatar #753 to #752 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

why would you do this to me...
#754 to #753 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Well it is your birthday.

Just hope you wouldn't mind sharing some of your icing with me.
User avatar #755 to #754 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#756 to #755 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I really hope I did something here.
User avatar #757 to #756 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
You're mean.

That ****** gonna keep me awake now.
#758 to #757 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh you like it.

Just be happy this isn't skype.
User avatar #714 to #713 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
You're awesome!
#715 to #714 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
So how's your day been so far?
User avatar #716 to #715 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well the hour and a half I've been awake has been great.
Facebook's full of generic "happy birthdays" as usual. That picture's the best thing I've seen so far.
Of course I haven't actually seen anyone yet. Today's be great ^_^
#717 to #716 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Well I hope you have a fantastic day, man.
User avatar #718 to #717 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks bro
#719 to #718 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Too bad I'm not in BritLand.

**** would've been awesome.
User avatar #720 to #719 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
That'd be quite a thing to have woken up to.
Maybe next time, when one of us has some monies.
#721 to #720 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
If people like my work in a short time.

... So wait, what are you doing right now?
User avatar #722 to #721 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Sittin downstairs on my laptop treating myself to a couple of cans of Monster.

Also youtube?

Yourself?
#723 to #722 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I woke up early because nature called, and after that I couldn't sleep anymore.

I was gonna draw but heck, now that you mention it I might go to my convenient store and pick up a Monster.
User avatar #725 to #723 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Sucks. I hope you're not too tired.

Ohh? Is today one of your cheat days? Don't want you slacking off :3
#726 to #725 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
No, cheat days are once a week. Back on the clock today.   
   
But I wouldn't worry since my exercise is so long and hard (don't you 						*******					 dare) that I'd burn off the Monster with no problem.
No, cheat days are once a week. Back on the clock today.

But I wouldn't worry since my exercise is so long and hard (don't you ******* dare) that I'd burn off the Monster with no problem.
User avatar #727 to #726 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Well as long as you're sure it's okay (you don't let me have any fun)
#728 to #727 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You get pretty sure of what you're doing after a while.

And shut up, you put images in my head yesterday.
User avatar #731 to #728 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you'd enjoy that. :3
#733 to #731 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Shut your mouth.
User avatar #735 to #733 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
Fine.

Just sayin, if I can't stop thinking about it, then neither should you.
#736 to #735 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

Ahem..... Uh.
User avatar #737 to #736 - therealdiscord (08/15/2013) [-]
ALRIGHT FINE

What you been drawing anyway?
#738 to #737 - differentone ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
DON'T YELL AT ME, TOO EARLY FOR THAT.   
   
And I'm still working on the girl in the forest, and since I quit everything yesterday, it went a little quicker.   
   
Also have this.
DON'T YELL AT ME, TOO EARLY FOR THAT.

And I'm still working on the girl in the forest, and since I quit everything yesterday, it went a little quicker.

Also have this.
#712 - discord (08/15/2013) [-]
birthday, you have one. have a good one.
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