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#10476 - My mets finally did something positive....We sweeped the yanke…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10499 - repostsrepost (06/02/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwOzeWX3E8
#10484 - AreyouSerious (05/31/2013) [-]
Enjoy it!
#10475 - Comment deleted 05/31/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#75474 - Please share if you can  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #75482 - trolljunkusa (05/29/2013) [-]
Ill use green text arrows to make it easy to follow

>9th grade
>Starting to hate advisory teacher
>Shes the fucking art teacher, has no right to be a total bitch and act like she's a credible teacher
>Pull phone out to text my hockey coach some plays we could work on.
>Hear advisory teacher slam notepad down
>"Patrick give me your phone"
>"Ms. AdvisoryTeacher, everyone has their phone out. Unless you take everyone elses, I am not giving you mine"
>"Ill call the principle down here!"
>"Theres no reason to do that. This is advisory, it's litterely a period to sit on your ass and do nothing"
>"GIVE ME YOUR PHONE OR ILL TAKE IT FROM YOU"
>"Do you have a fucking warrent? Do you have legal documentation that says you can take my property? No, you don't. If you wish to take my property you can meet me on a scheduled court date in front of a judge. Only then, after the final verdict, when the judge says that you win the case, may you have my phone. Until then, this phone is mine"

>She calls the principle
>As sooon as the principle walks in, I tell him that I will not answer any questions or speak to any DJ 4DM1Nistrators until I talk to a lawyer.

He suspended me for a week and for the rest of the year I was never bothered. The other experiences I've had with this aren't as interesting, and most of them usually involved other students being encouraged to stand up for themselves as well as me, and it just ended in us all getting suspended. Im graduated now, and never once got my phone taken
#75510 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
you're an asshole
User avatar #75491 - messager (05/29/2013) [-]
if you're not supposed to have your phone out, don't have your phone out you nub
User avatar #75492 - trolljunkusa (05/29/2013) [-]
I've had my phone out all year, and all the other students had their phones out. I had the right to stand up for myself at that point.


Plus there is no reason to not have your phone out during advisory
#10 - r u kidding this is minecraft  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Cousin Let's Go Bowling +1
User avatar #12 - ChristopherLloyd (05/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was Super Half-Life Fortress: San Andres part 2
#10120 - thats great that you saw the bucs win a championship. I might … 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10118 - Wait nvm the jets will never be anywhere close to good 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10117 - With the teams i like you really get to accept losing. Those s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10119 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, with the teams I like, it's exactly the same way. The Ducks are a team that mixes the old and the young very well, with amazing prospects, but the older players do not always have the motivation to play, and it definitely shows (just look at the season before this past one....). The Brewers....well I've just accepted that they will probably never win a title in a long time. The Bucs are starting to slowly get better after a very terrible streak of badness after their superbowl win in 2001, and I'm rather excited for this upcoming season, but that doesn't mean it just won't go to shit.
User avatar #10120 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
thats great that you saw the bucs win a championship. I might never see one of my teams win it all. The e closest i ever got was with the mets in 2000 granted i was like 10 years old then but back then i was a huge fan like i am now. All i can do is hope for the best with all my teams but ik i am probably going to be let down.
User avatar #10118 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Wait nvm the jets will never be anywhere close to good
#10115 - Yeah Nabby isn't the best goalie and i felt we could've beat t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10116 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
It would have been great to see Crosby's face in tears with Tavares lording over him. They did give them a run for their money, and I definitely respect that, seeing as how stacked the Pens really are now (even though they have done statistically worse after the trade deadline than before).

Man, that does suck, but still, I like the Brewers, and I've definitely had more than my fair share of disappointment here....

I cannot imagine being a Jets fan (no offense meant at all) and not absolutely hating what your team has become. I suppose the best thing to hope for right now would be a .500 record, but I'm in that same boat with the Bucs.
User avatar #10117 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
With the teams i like you really get to accept losing. Those small victories tho like just like the islanders getting into the playoffs i went crazy. The isles have a good 3-5 years coming up on them because all are farmed prospects are finally ready. But my 2 other teams are going to be bad for the next 5-10 years but hey when they do get better it will be so much sweeter.
User avatar #10119 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, with the teams I like, it's exactly the same way. The Ducks are a team that mixes the old and the young very well, with amazing prospects, but the older players do not always have the motivation to play, and it definitely shows (just look at the season before this past one....). The Brewers....well I've just accepted that they will probably never win a title in a long time. The Bucs are starting to slowly get better after a very terrible streak of badness after their superbowl win in 2001, and I'm rather excited for this upcoming season, but that doesn't mean it just won't go to shit.
User avatar #10120 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
thats great that you saw the bucs win a championship. I might never see one of my teams win it all. The e closest i ever got was with the mets in 2000 granted i was like 10 years old then but back then i was a huge fan like i am now. All i can do is hope for the best with all my teams but ik i am probably going to be let down.
User avatar #10118 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Wait nvm the jets will never be anywhere close to good
#10112 - Hey all the american teams i like have a history of sucking …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10113 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
I was definitely rooting for the Isles this year, and it's too bad that Nabby is a pretty bad playoff goalie.......

I couldn't tell you about the Mets, as I don't really follow them at all.

....yeah, I feel for you with that one....
User avatar #10115 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah Nabby isn't the best goalie and i felt we could've beat the pens game 6 was ours to take but we didn't. But again it would've taken some luck to beat them in game 7

I'll give you a brief history on the mets since 06. 06 we did good we lost in the NLCS game 7 finals against the cards who ended up winning it all. 07 we were expected to do really well and we did up intill september when we collapsed and missed the playoffs by 1 game. 08 Basically a repeat of 07. 09 new stadium we did horrible and fell apart. 10 horrible again. 11 Jose Reyes does good but then he leaves the year after. 12 R.A. Dicky basically one of the best comeback stories and wins the cy young and is one of the last bits of hope but then gets traded away for some good prospects. 13 Matt Harvey's doing good but thats about it

And now the Jets...... I love football but this team disappoints me year after year after year and for the second time in the last couple years i had to deal with the f-ing Giants fans going crazy that they somehow won both years against our biggest rival. I am seriously considering following another team intill this team gets its shit back together i dont want to go through another horrible year
User avatar #10116 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
It would have been great to see Crosby's face in tears with Tavares lording over him. They did give them a run for their money, and I definitely respect that, seeing as how stacked the Pens really are now (even though they have done statistically worse after the trade deadline than before).

Man, that does suck, but still, I like the Brewers, and I've definitely had more than my fair share of disappointment here....

I cannot imagine being a Jets fan (no offense meant at all) and not absolutely hating what your team has become. I suppose the best thing to hope for right now would be a .500 record, but I'm in that same boat with the Bucs.
User avatar #10117 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
With the teams i like you really get to accept losing. Those small victories tho like just like the islanders getting into the playoffs i went crazy. The isles have a good 3-5 years coming up on them because all are farmed prospects are finally ready. But my 2 other teams are going to be bad for the next 5-10 years but hey when they do get better it will be so much sweeter.
User avatar #10119 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, with the teams I like, it's exactly the same way. The Ducks are a team that mixes the old and the young very well, with amazing prospects, but the older players do not always have the motivation to play, and it definitely shows (just look at the season before this past one....). The Brewers....well I've just accepted that they will probably never win a title in a long time. The Bucs are starting to slowly get better after a very terrible streak of badness after their superbowl win in 2001, and I'm rather excited for this upcoming season, but that doesn't mean it just won't go to shit.
User avatar #10120 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
thats great that you saw the bucs win a championship. I might never see one of my teams win it all. The e closest i ever got was with the mets in 2000 granted i was like 10 years old then but back then i was a huge fan like i am now. All i can do is hope for the best with all my teams but ik i am probably going to be let down.
User avatar #10118 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Wait nvm the jets will never be anywhere close to good
#10108 - what teamss?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10111 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm very weird so be prepared.

Hockey - Anaheim Ducks
Baseball - Milwaukee Brewers
Football - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
User avatar #10112 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey all the american teams i like have a history of sucking

Hockey- New York Islanders (I went crazy this year because they actually did semi-good)
Baseball- New York Mets (Its been rough but we had that one good run in 06)
Football- New York Jets ( I am ashamed to even call myself one)
User avatar #10113 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
I was definitely rooting for the Isles this year, and it's too bad that Nabby is a pretty bad playoff goalie.......

I couldn't tell you about the Mets, as I don't really follow them at all.

....yeah, I feel for you with that one....
User avatar #10115 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah Nabby isn't the best goalie and i felt we could've beat the pens game 6 was ours to take but we didn't. But again it would've taken some luck to beat them in game 7

I'll give you a brief history on the mets since 06. 06 we did good we lost in the NLCS game 7 finals against the cards who ended up winning it all. 07 we were expected to do really well and we did up intill september when we collapsed and missed the playoffs by 1 game. 08 Basically a repeat of 07. 09 new stadium we did horrible and fell apart. 10 horrible again. 11 Jose Reyes does good but then he leaves the year after. 12 R.A. Dicky basically one of the best comeback stories and wins the cy young and is one of the last bits of hope but then gets traded away for some good prospects. 13 Matt Harvey's doing good but thats about it

And now the Jets...... I love football but this team disappoints me year after year after year and for the second time in the last couple years i had to deal with the f-ing Giants fans going crazy that they somehow won both years against our biggest rival. I am seriously considering following another team intill this team gets its shit back together i dont want to go through another horrible year
User avatar #10116 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
It would have been great to see Crosby's face in tears with Tavares lording over him. They did give them a run for their money, and I definitely respect that, seeing as how stacked the Pens really are now (even though they have done statistically worse after the trade deadline than before).

Man, that does suck, but still, I like the Brewers, and I've definitely had more than my fair share of disappointment here....

I cannot imagine being a Jets fan (no offense meant at all) and not absolutely hating what your team has become. I suppose the best thing to hope for right now would be a .500 record, but I'm in that same boat with the Bucs.
User avatar #10117 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
With the teams i like you really get to accept losing. Those small victories tho like just like the islanders getting into the playoffs i went crazy. The isles have a good 3-5 years coming up on them because all are farmed prospects are finally ready. But my 2 other teams are going to be bad for the next 5-10 years but hey when they do get better it will be so much sweeter.
User avatar #10119 - MillionsKnives (05/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, with the teams I like, it's exactly the same way. The Ducks are a team that mixes the old and the young very well, with amazing prospects, but the older players do not always have the motivation to play, and it definitely shows (just look at the season before this past one....). The Brewers....well I've just accepted that they will probably never win a title in a long time. The Bucs are starting to slowly get better after a very terrible streak of badness after their superbowl win in 2001, and I'm rather excited for this upcoming season, but that doesn't mean it just won't go to shit.
User avatar #10120 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
thats great that you saw the bucs win a championship. I might never see one of my teams win it all. The e closest i ever got was with the mets in 2000 granted i was like 10 years old then but back then i was a huge fan like i am now. All i can do is hope for the best with all my teams but ik i am probably going to be let down.
User avatar #10118 - therambohawk (05/20/2013) [-]
Wait nvm the jets will never be anywhere close to good
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#14 - Naaa even tho i hate the rangers (isles fan) i think the bruin… 05/15/2013 on God dammit....... 0
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#121 - newerusername (05/04/2013) [-]
Mia san Mia!
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#9110 - Well even tho i am from the U.S. i cant give a honest opinion … 04/21/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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User avatar #173 - therambohawk (04/20/2013) [-]
**therambohawk rolls 6**
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Lot of Oblivion
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User avatar #5 - therambohawk (09/21/2014) [-]
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