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Age: 34
Date Signed Up:3/02/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#4 - I'm hard. huh  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on I'd Like To Teach The World... +1
User avatar #5 - solidderking (05/18/2013) [-]
is that you on the gif?
#9 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Let me introduce you to someone known only as Jontron. Or Jon Jafari, whatever.
www.youtube.com/jontronshow
#1 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Trap -1
#6 - Warp speed achived 05/18/2013 on mild entertainment +4
#1 - Tackled? no... raped however... 05/18/2013 on Owe im Madden 0
#40 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Support the Children +13
#4 - Picture 05/17/2013 on Real life -1
#10 - Giga ****** face when 05/17/2013 on Sith Nigga +3
#1 - Who the **** doesn't eat all the bacon they can?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Bacon = Happiness +5
#2 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
And you wonder why you're fat.
#3 - sepheroth has deleted their comment.
#5 - Picture 05/16/2013 on Cookie Jar +2
#1 - Picture 05/16/2013 on Mind Blown +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Almost politically correct +110
#33 - helidead (05/17/2013) [-]
Here is a better quality version for you, sir.
#2 - MFW i hate math  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Maths +19
#45 - tenmillionbears (05/17/2013) [-]
math hates you too
#3 - ill still find a way to rape, just you watch 05/16/2013 on ladies +3
#8 - Picture 05/16/2013 on What I tell my anus after... +2
#3 - **** that got me 05/16/2013 on Weirdest dream? 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Mr. Bear +35
#72 - elynichujy (05/17/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Russian Hitman +10
User avatar #4 - illshowyouletters (05/16/2013) [-]
Well someone was going to do it. I think it is a bit overused, hence the reason I asked... :/
#1 - MFW i see the Cerberus profile pic 05/16/2013 on I'm not very whitty in titles +3
#203 - I was annoyed with that too, however i enjoyed the idea that t… 05/14/2013 on What if? 0
#201 - Very true, but I don't see the problem with keeping him alive,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What if? 0
User avatar #202 - azraelthemage (05/14/2013) [-]
They also completely changed Thorin's character. In the book, while he did dislike the elves, he was more than willing to cooperate with them.
User avatar #203 - theqwertyops (05/14/2013) [-]
I was annoyed with that too, however i enjoyed the idea that the leader of the group was a huge racist, it gave me a chuckle
#4 - imagine that was overly obsessed girlfriend...NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on This is terrifying +2
#23 - fruitninja (05/15/2013) [-]
my face exactly when i saw the gif and started doing the hank hill, ahhhhhhhh
#2 - Photographers face when 05/14/2013 on Sudden realization -1
#7 - Picture 05/14/2013 on C-C-C-Combo breaker +1
#2 - Picture 05/14/2013 on weed +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Cloud District +85
#24 - nightdge (05/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, this is actually from one of my harmless skyrim shenanigans,
>Be me, Dovahkin
>Been fucking that werewolf bitch, think i caught something from him
>Full moon, feel the munshies, lydia hasn't brought any sweetrolls either
>Just sitting there, leveling onehanded, when suddenly i feel manly as fuck
>start to flex and shit, see hairs coming out of my arms and shit
>ohshit.werewulf
>Try to act as drunk: Contstantly reminding myself im blody drunk
>doesent work, get out of breezecrib, eat a couple of guards
>the guard district cunt also gets it
>go out of town
>eat a few adventures, end up near the bandit crib
> See a faggot coming towards me, fucking loose myself, lunge at that brick
>wtf.jpg
>the bandit wants to mug me or smthng
>stare at him for ages, waiting for him to realize im a mother fucking werewolf
>dont work, still wants my money
>some random humanity takes over, give the poor bastard his money, then werewolf along.
>Next night go there, ask about the werewolf insident
>Dude says he was high on moon salts
>kill him, take my money
>get on the floor
>do the dinosaur
User avatar #25 - nightdge (05/15/2013) [-]
eh... i need to start reading what the actual fuck i write
*her
*cloud district cunt
#26 - doomfish (05/15/2013) [-]
too bad that picture was posted before as content.
User avatar #28 - nightdge (05/15/2013) [-]
do you want timestamped post on that 9gag account with the picture?
believe it or not i actually made it a year ago
User avatar #29 - nightdge (05/15/2013) [-]
9gag.com/gag/4125479
if you can find an older posted picture than this, i call you right m8
will do the timestamp after lol game.
User avatar #35 - nightdge (05/15/2013) [-]
done and done.
9gag.com/gag/ad0ZvAD/
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#24 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - samuraijesus (09/14/2012) [-]
Doctor who roll game coming soon!
User avatar #19 - samuraijesus (09/05/2012) [-]
Last roll game is up!!!
User avatar #18 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
New roll game is up!!
User avatar #6 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
any ideas for next roll game?
User avatar #7 to #6 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
if someone rolls dubs, they get soomething worth 4 digits, trips gets 5 digits. first come first serve
User avatar #8 to #7 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
That sounds really cool, but it's fun for me to see all the crazy rolls, I get buckets of lolz
User avatar #9 to #8 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
what about rolling a comment that rolls dubs gets 5 or even 6, also check my new comment about ME3's ending, i kinda make sense in my mind
User avatar #10 to #9 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
I want you to know how much I hate you now, I'm only half way through that game. Your point of view makes sense though......Bastard....
User avatar #11 to #10 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
oh....my.....words cannot describe how.....i thought you knew.....from the depest corner of my heart i cannot explain how sorry i....... please forgive me
User avatar #12 to #11 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
not a big deal, it's a matter of "how and when", when I will play that game now instead of "what will happen this time". At least nobody ****** up metal gear for me.
User avatar #14 to #12 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
you make rolling game yet?
User avatar #13 to #12 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
but honestly ME3 is my fav game of all time, not even thinking about the ending
User avatar #15 to #13 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
no roll game yet, ten min max though. ME3 is pretty badass though
User avatar #16 to #15 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
last mission if fukin cra, your hands will shake from it
User avatar #17 to #16 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
Cool!
User avatar #3 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
you want ninja star?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theqwertyops ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
sure, and we both commented on the post title. did u c that?
User avatar #5 to #4 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
lol ya
#2 - imgaygay (04/20/2011) [-]
can you thumb up my pictures? i thumbed up yours :)
User avatar #1 - bugkiller ONLINE (04/14/2011) [-]
a fellow predator, nice to see others
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