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#8 - i dont get it  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on the power of oxi-clean 0
#10 - batwill (09/18/2013) [-]
A year or two ago the captain of an Italian cruise ship called the Costa Concordia did something stupid, like ran it aground and flipped it over, then he abandoned ship without trying to help any passengers. Just this week they've brought the ship back up and are trying to salvage it or something. After all that time, the part that was underwater got really corroded and nasty, so only Billy Mays and the power of Oxi-Clean can make the Costa Concordia seaworthy again. probably not though
#1 - Kids face when 09/09/2013 on Night Prowler +12
#99 - Picture 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) 0
#10 - Picture 09/07/2013 on +1 for dedication +2
#1 - FJ's face when Jennifer Lawrence  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Oh, Jennifer Lawrence… +78
#2 - gobnick (07/16/2013) [-]
but can you really blame us?
#12514 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +9
#72 - Isnt that political strategy? 06/20/2013 on Einstein: 1 - Sonic: 0 +1
#5 - Im Asexual, i feel your pain 06/20/2013 on Because Sometimes Youre... -1
#1 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Pielietjie +1
#6 - Were we not supposed to vote for Hitler? 06/05/2013 on Simple Questions +15
#1 - James Bond is a code name, not a person  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Then & Now -40
#3 - Rellikthebrit (06/05/2013) [-]
007 a codename dipshit.
read the books
ps didn't have any bond gifs hope Sherlock will do.
#2 - Hightower (06/05/2013) [-]
So it's just coincidence in Quantum of Solace that Bond takes M to the house where he grew up, and it just so happens to be called the Bond estate, and belong to a man named Andrew Bond?
Or maybe Ian Fleming got it wrong when he wrote the character bio for his obituary in You Only Live Twice.
"James Bond was born of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix, from the Canton de Vaud. His father being a foreign representative of the Vickers armaments firm, his early education, from which he inherited a first-class command of French and German, was entirely abroad. When he was eleven years of age, both his parents were killed in a climbing accident in the Aiguilles Rouges above Chamonix, and the youth came under the guardianship of an aunt, since deceased, Miss Charmian Bond, and went to live with her at the quaintly-named hamlet of Pett Bottom near Canterbury in Kent."
#25 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Well fuck me sideways with a telegraph pole, I only live 5 miles from there
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#3 - "It feels like I've lost 4 years of my life" sounds … 06/05/2013 on One Last Goodbye +26
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#1 - Is my dog retarded of is this dog unnatural? 06/05/2013 on How to get a ball LIKE A BOSS +2
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (27 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Umbrella -4
#8 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh fuck you!!
User avatar #18 - HarvietheDinkle (06/01/2013) [-]
Tries to help someone

gets booed down

User avatar #30 - anonefgthree (06/01/2013) [-]
What book did you spoil? Titanic?
User avatar #19 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
Difference between helping, and spoiling..
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#20 - HarvietheDinkle (06/01/2013) [-]
spoiling a book that's been out for almost 90 years...
User avatar #49 - anonymoose (06/02/2013) [-]
The movie was released this year.

I know people who read books before the movie is released love to shank their cocks to the idea of knowing shit before that horrible idea of a moving image representation of the book is made but please take into account that book is not the only medium as of now. A knew medium has been released meaning spoiler alerts have been refreshed.
User avatar #53 - HarvietheDinkle (06/02/2013) [-]
again, it's not a spoiler if the original medium has been out for decades. Especially if the movie is almost the same as the original book.
User avatar #50 - anonymoose (06/02/2013) [-]
new*
User avatar #22 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
Again, not everyone has read that one.. okey?
And some people, MIGHT just even go to the cinema, to watch the movie, without knowing how it plays out?
User avatar #23 - HarvietheDinkle (06/01/2013) [-]
not his fault you haven't read the book.

Look - if the book was out for a week, or even a month, I could get it. But there has to be a limit there. 90 years is waaayyyyyy beyond that.

we might as well not talk about books in general, then, as long as they have movies coming out about them, right? Let's say there's a hamlet movie coming out, and someone talks about its ending. SPOILER ALERT, right? No.
User avatar #47 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
You know what.. Make fun.. ha ha..
Do you also laugh at people, who can't swim or ride a bike?
Well hey - people have been doing that for hundreds of years.. what a n00b..
Come here to Denmark.. Then you'll see, that not EVERYONE has read either Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird or whatever classics you have over there..
#55 - HarvietheDinkle (06/02/2013) [-]
you shouldn't expect people to not talk about a 90-year-old book...
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User avatar #43 - ilovemyguns (06/01/2013) [-]
Bible movie coming out, spoiler alert, jesus dies.
User avatar #46 - blokrokker (06/01/2013) [-]
WHOA dude, what the shit?
#9 - randomusernamezzzz (06/01/2013) [-]
wait... you haven't read it. I thought almost everyone had as it was required reading in several countries in which i had gone to middle/high school
#16 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
And btw.. Why did you study in the several countries?
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User avatar #13 - suckittrebek (06/01/2013) [-]
Which countries did you study in?
In the nordic, we don't read those " 'Murican Classics"..
User avatar #11 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
would somebody explain to me i dont care if its a spoiler
#33 - ohemgeezus (06/01/2013) [-]
The second one being Great Gatsby.
User avatar #48 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
ah ok thanks ididn't watch that
User avatar #14 - virdx (06/01/2013) [-]
i'm just guessing here but i guess he dies in water
User avatar #24 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
yes the 1st time in titanic and the second ?
#7 - thegamegestapo (06/01/2013) [-]
Spoiler alert...
#21 - HarvietheDinkle (06/01/2013) [-]
spiler alert: the book's been out since 1925
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#5 - flemsdfer (05/30/2013) [-]
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#33 - thenipplethief (05/30/2013) [-]
The one on the left looks exactly like my cousin....
#7 - funnyjunkelite (05/30/2013) [-]
#4 - amusingnutsack (05/30/2013) [-]
>New York hat
>West side hand sign

This must be a true O.G.
User avatar #17 - navadae (05/30/2013) [-]
"My word, Reginald, would you look at this diamond? It is FAR too small for my liking!"

"Of course, Penelope, mayhaps we should get you a larger one!"
#5 - italianfrosttroll (05/30/2013) [-]
He so gangsta he represents e'rrrythang! Or does e'rrrrythaang represent him?
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#1 - I have utterly lost faith in humanity  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on The stupidity +2
User avatar #3 - ghouleyed (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i don't think one human being can make the difference in faith about improving humanity.

At least if shes not as influetial as hitler . . . that'd be bad news.
#2 - Kids face when 05/29/2013 on Why I got divorced +1
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User avatar #20 - samuraijesus (09/14/2012) [-]
Doctor who roll game coming soon!
User avatar #19 - samuraijesus (09/05/2012) [-]
Last roll game is up!!!
User avatar #18 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
New roll game is up!!
User avatar #6 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
any ideas for next roll game?
User avatar #7 to #6 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
if someone rolls dubs, they get soomething worth 4 digits, trips gets 5 digits. first come first serve
User avatar #8 to #7 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
That sounds really cool, but it's fun for me to see all the crazy rolls, I get buckets of lolz
User avatar #9 to #8 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
what about rolling a comment that rolls dubs gets 5 or even 6, also check my new comment about ME3's ending, i kinda make sense in my mind
User avatar #10 to #9 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
I want you to know how much I hate you now, I'm only half way through that game. Your point of view makes sense though......Bastard....
User avatar #11 to #10 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
oh....my.....words cannot describe how.....i thought you knew.....from the depest corner of my heart i cannot explain how sorry i....... please forgive me
User avatar #12 to #11 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
not a big deal, it's a matter of "how and when", when I will play that game now instead of "what will happen this time". At least nobody ****** up metal gear for me.
User avatar #14 to #12 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
you make rolling game yet?
User avatar #13 to #12 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
but honestly ME3 is my fav game of all time, not even thinking about the ending
User avatar #15 to #13 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
no roll game yet, ten min max though. ME3 is pretty badass though
User avatar #16 to #15 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
last mission if fukin cra, your hands will shake from it
User avatar #17 to #16 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
Cool!
User avatar #3 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
you want ninja star?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theqwertyops (09/04/2012) [-]
sure, and we both commented on the post title. did u c that?
User avatar #5 to #4 - samuraijesus (09/04/2012) [-]
lol ya
#2 - imgaygay (04/20/2011) [-]
can you thumb up my pictures? i thumbed up yours :)
User avatar #1 - bugkiller (04/14/2011) [-]
a fellow predator, nice to see others
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