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Date Signed Up:6/23/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#24105
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#13 - I thought I was the only one. I'm Russian as well and everyone…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Chekov +20
User avatar #52 - themagicdalek (10/24/2013) [-]
I know same for me its really annoying after a long time.
User avatar #48 - tenfinnvo (10/24/2013) [-]
I am from Russia too, but i seem to have no problem making this "russian accent". Of course no one i know ever spoke like that, but still.
User avatar #19 - sonnyboii (10/24/2013) [-]
Its amazing to see russians writing in english jk jk jk

Russian is pretty forking cool though
User avatar #14 - seventhseeker (10/24/2013) [-]
Sorry guys, but I imagined both of you as a bears on a unicycle, complaining on the internet and mumbling with the hardest russian accent I´ve ever heard, and I almost shat myself with laughter
User avatar #66 - nogphille (10/24/2013) [-]
i shat myself yesterday, i know the feeling.
#68 - seventhseeker (10/24/2013) [-]
#15 - thequickster (10/24/2013) [-]
This resembles my rage.
#23 - noideawhatimdoing (10/24/2013) [-]
that gif everytime gets me. thumb for my giggles
#82 - Picture 10/23/2013 on The truth +4
#43 - I'm actually considering moving to Colorado, what are the laws…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on we're moving 0
User avatar #135 - Jesusnipples (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think that's it. I wouldn't really know, I've never done it legally
#56 - Spoiler: I kind of love that Todd was not killed by the … 09/30/2013 on MFW Breaking Bad Is Over +1
#21 - I thought that said "Special Glue." 09/28/2013 on Sponsored By... 0
#28 - Or... and I'm just throwing this out there... people get tatto… 09/14/2013 on Lasers and Cats 0
#118 - Like I care about imaginary thumbs. If FJ wants to thumb me do…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Well, they weren't lying... -6
User avatar #119 - bladebites (09/12/2013) [-]
The point isn't that you're getting red thumbs, the point is why. I'm just saying there's a board for that, this stuff doesn't just go in the comments section because if everyone did this it would be pretty irritating. That's the whole point of having a board for it. I'm pointing it out because you'll get better help there.
#97 - Hey Fj members. I'm just really upset right now and I just nee…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Well, they weren't lying... -17
User avatar #142 - swimmingprodigy (09/13/2013) [-]
A few things couldve happened:

She thinks you're too clingy (confirmed by the fact that "we have been texting all day for the past few days".)

She's testing you to see how desperate you are (women are bitches, they do this shit all the time to see if you'll follow her like a lost puppy. Try ignoring her for a few days)

She's discovered your porn collection and is thoroughly creeped out by it.
User avatar #138 - scootalooisyourgod (09/13/2013) [-]
If she does dump you, you can find someone better, she might not be worth it.
#125 - appleshoppe (09/12/2013) [-]
As a female I can tell you how complicated girls are, but there's a reoccurring cycle that guys don't understand. It's most likely because she has some sort of hesitation with the idea of going out with you. If you ask her why, she's likely going to make up some excuse and just say that she was busy, and she will continually be for the next few days, until one day, she decides you're interesting again. Then she's going to decide you aren't interesting again. Repeat cycle until it ends on the conclusion that you're either interesting/not interesting overall. Be careful, don't get your hopes up, and don't act too into her is my best advice.
#131 - phoenixactual (09/12/2013) [-]
Be careful, though, never just dump us on a moments notice to never be heard from again
#117 - bloodflowers (09/12/2013) [-]
Life sucks and then you die
User avatar #116 - bladebites (09/12/2013) [-]
You're really getting red thumbed, I suggest you try the advice board. That's where this stuff if supposed to go.
User avatar #118 - thequickster (09/12/2013) [-]
Like I care about imaginary thumbs. If FJ wants to thumb me down for asking a question to my fellow members of the community, then so be it.
User avatar #119 - bladebites (09/12/2013) [-]
The point isn't that you're getting red thumbs, the point is why. I'm just saying there's a board for that, this stuff doesn't just go in the comments section because if everyone did this it would be pretty irritating. That's the whole point of having a board for it. I'm pointing it out because you'll get better help there.
User avatar #112 - fishinyourface (09/12/2013) [-]
there's such a thing as communication. call the phone instead of texting this time
User avatar #108 - sacanawa (09/12/2013) [-]
well assuming you don't see her on a daily basis since it's obvious as fuck to just go up to her and ask her in person, she probably got into an accident or her mom forgot to pay her bill
User avatar #106 - iamscifer (09/12/2013) [-]
ignore her back it will drive her crazy
User avatar #105 - xsirwafflezx (09/12/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I'm not experienced in this sector of life.
But if you ever need to let off some steam go here- www.clickclickclick.com/
And click as furiously as possible, it's quite addictive
#13 - I wish I knew, but she is sexy isn't she? 09/12/2013 on Love 0
#15 - You clap with your hands above your head? Gif u…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on highfive 0
User avatar #18 - megusters (09/09/2013) [-]
He must be a soulful motherfucker.
#83 - There are three different Counter Strike games and I will pers… 08/25/2013 on CS Logic 0
#123 - Out of curiousty, is Obama a good president? I don't follow po…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2013 on someone is butthurt +1
User avatar #187 - RequieminMortis (08/17/2013) [-]
He's bad, but he's not exceptionally worse than Bush was.
User avatar #159 - derpyhoovezz (08/17/2013) [-]
Pretty much, hes a asshole

He pretty much uses the logic "Just close your eyes and it will go away"
#152 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/17/2013) [-]
He's not that terrible. He's made a few mistakes and told a few lies like every president, but he's not the anti-christ like a lot of Conservatives seem to think. He's a hell of a lot better than our last president. This is all coming from a non-biased observer with no party affiliation.
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/17/2013) [-]
How exactly is he 'a hell of a lot better' than bush? He's actually quite similar to bush

- spying on american citizens
- keeping guantanomo bay operational
- sending troops overseas to fight wars
- adding trillions to the national debt
User avatar #142 - Medication (08/16/2013) [-]
eh, he's not the worst.
#128 - creepyunclebob (08/16/2013) [-]
He's pretty average. He'll go down in history as that one president who wasn't white and didn't do much interesting.
User avatar #151 - fpsnoob (08/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say he's average, mainly because of all the crazy shit he's allowed. He seems extremely hypocritical towards all the things that he was elected with. He promised change and improvements in life to the middle class, but look at what he's done. Almost all the "jobs" that have been created are just part time that you can't even hope to make a living off. At the same time there's constant budget cuts cutting people who had good government jobs or were in the military. Seems really backwards to me. And at the same time he allows NSA to completely disregard our constitutional rights, and does nothing but support the program. And don't even get me started on the failure of a public health system he's pushing.

I used to support Obama during his first term because I thought he could bring something good. Unfortunately that "hope" is long gone. Truthfully I didn't even vote in the last election since Romney on the other side just outsourced his giant profitable company overseas that same year, so I didn't think he'd do any good either.
#88 - ******* 08/06/2013 on I..wait...what..? 0
#146 - Picture 08/05/2013 on plane crash +2
#12 - This content motivated me to click my pen repeatedly. … 08/05/2013 on Meh +5
#12 - I agree with you that weed isn't the safest thing in the world…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on tumblr: disappointing -1
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2013) [-]
I feel the same way about alcohol and tobacco that I do about weed.
#170 - Nice quality gif. 07/14/2013 on Seriously? 0
#118 - The recent episode to that game really upset me. I was so sad. 07/11/2013 on A second chance... 0
#15832 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
#170 - I knew I kept this for a reason. 07/10/2013 on we need to talk +1
#57 - Answer to how we're alive not why? Sorry I don't totally under…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on Epic south park quotes 0
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/07/2013) [-]
It pretty much goes at the concept that Creator used evolution to create the living beings today.

That just because evolution happened it doesn't mean that there can be no creator.

I completely agree with this quote because to many people think that the creator would create man through some mystic hand wafting around or something. If a creator created this universe and all of it's laws, then why would it not work by them?
#94 - Sorry Professor Oak! I know right now is not the time for me t… 07/07/2013 on story time +1
#159 - Thanks.... 07/05/2013 on Beginning of a drug lord 0
#58 - Forgot the small text! 07/04/2013 on Beginning of a drug lord 0
#57 - Save mine.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Beginning of a drug lord +2
#59 - kaslin (07/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - thequickster (07/04/2013) [-]
Forgot the small text!
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