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thequickster

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:6/23/2012
Last Login:7/25/2016
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#11 - That was hilarious. 05/28/2014 on ross +2
#80 - I get what you're saying, but the costume still had the figure…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... +90
#303 - wienersack (05/29/2014) [-]
I hope you're this guy, otherwise you aren't getting away
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#296 - drtrousersnake (05/29/2014) [-]
rumors of "Owlman", the hospital is in the middle of nowhere, it is falling apart so you are already paranoid about things collapsing on you. Those really hinder rational thinking while being caught offguard
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#207 - bastardusnorvegi (05/29/2014) [-]
or maybe the hentai squid hasn't seen you then you should just freeze and not attract it's attention like that guy did with the owl man
#95 - klina (05/28/2014) [-]
>hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph
#76 - Why do people run or accept defeat? I guess it's just me. Logi…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... -5
#346 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
yeah but all the super-tough fearless guys like you are already on the internet, so noone can pull these pranks on them
#350 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Not about being tough, just using your brain. You see a weird figure coming at you in the shape of a human being, why not assume that it is just a human and fight back? Not gonna kick their ass, just a punch or kick in the stomach to find out what the shit it is and then go from there.
#351 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
what I'm trying to say is that everybody probably thinks this. Nobody thinks "when I see something that is probably just a prank I'm going to run away like a little girl". It's just instinct, and there is absolutely no point to you saying this stuff as there is no way you can prove even to yourself that you would respond differently
#352 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Maybe I would.
Maybe I wouldn't.
You don't know my struggles.
#354 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to make an educated guess as I believe around 100% of people acting tough on the internet are actually fat beta's that are even afraid of open spaces and large groups of people, let alone scary fucking costumes in abandoned hospitals
#355 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
You are just no fun. I'm trying to have fun here and get some playful attitude out of ya, but I guess you're too grumpy at this hour. Or just trolling. Probably the first one. Either way, g'night sir/madam/hentaisquid.
#356 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
part of the reason might be that it is fucking 9 in the morning here and I am up for a shitty day of family visits.

Still think you're a fag though
#357 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Myself currently fighting off the inevitable propane diarrhea shit I will be having later tonight/tomorrow.
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#79 - fuzzyballs (05/28/2014) [-]
cuz instincts
you see something scary, you react with the fight or flee reflex, you don't stop to think "this is probably a prank" you fucking react

and that's how we manage to survive
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#257 - timelordjam (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree with you, i was once at a haunted mansion walk through things with a few friends. We were joking around whilst walking through some empty corridors, when suddenly a guy dressed as Freddy Krueger popped out. My initial reaction was to punch him (i think i hit his jaw) and run faster than a nigger on crack.

I realise that sounds like a twelvie bragging, but I was never a very creative writer.
#80 - thequickster (05/28/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying, but the costume still had the figure of a man with a mask and gloves. Of course if I see some hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph, I'm running my ass far far away.
#303 - wienersack (05/29/2014) [-]
I hope you're this guy, otherwise you aren't getting away
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#296 - drtrousersnake (05/29/2014) [-]
rumors of "Owlman", the hospital is in the middle of nowhere, it is falling apart so you are already paranoid about things collapsing on you. Those really hinder rational thinking while being caught offguard
User avatar
#207 - bastardusnorvegi (05/29/2014) [-]
or maybe the hentai squid hasn't seen you then you should just freeze and not attract it's attention like that guy did with the owl man
#95 - klina (05/28/2014) [-]
>hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph
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#5 - I want a **** key on my keyboard. 05/09/2014 on This is true +12
#91 - lol 05/06/2014 on NO HOMO THOUGH +12
#59 - Picture 05/05/2014 on I'm a Big Fucker +1