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Date Signed Up:6/23/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#61 - relevant 05/31/2014 on Once everyone is special needs 0
#15 - I bought the game on the midnight release. The game is good an…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on One of us +1
#24 - nitsuan (05/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for your input, my good Sir.
#357 - Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Mysel… 05/29/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... 0
#355 - You are just no fun. I'm trying to have fun here and get some …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... -1
#356 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
part of the reason might be that it is fucking 9 in the morning here and I am up for a shitty day of family visits.

Still think you're a fag though
#357 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Myself currently fighting off the inevitable propane diarrhea shit I will be having later tonight/tomorrow.
#352 - Maybe I would. Maybe I wouldn't. You don't know my struggles.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... 0
#354 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to make an educated guess as I believe around 100% of people acting tough on the internet are actually fat beta's that are even afraid of open spaces and large groups of people, let alone scary fucking costumes in abandoned hospitals
#355 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
You are just no fun. I'm trying to have fun here and get some playful attitude out of ya, but I guess you're too grumpy at this hour. Or just trolling. Probably the first one. Either way, g'night sir/madam/hentaisquid.
#356 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
part of the reason might be that it is fucking 9 in the morning here and I am up for a shitty day of family visits.

Still think you're a fag though
#357 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Myself currently fighting off the inevitable propane diarrhea shit I will be having later tonight/tomorrow.
#350 - Not about being tough, just using your brain. You see a weird …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... 0
#351 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
what I'm trying to say is that everybody probably thinks this. Nobody thinks "when I see something that is probably just a prank I'm going to run away like a little girl". It's just instinct, and there is absolutely no point to you saying this stuff as there is no way you can prove even to yourself that you would respond differently
#352 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Maybe I would.
Maybe I wouldn't.
You don't know my struggles.
#354 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to make an educated guess as I believe around 100% of people acting tough on the internet are actually fat beta's that are even afraid of open spaces and large groups of people, let alone scary fucking costumes in abandoned hospitals
#355 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
You are just no fun. I'm trying to have fun here and get some playful attitude out of ya, but I guess you're too grumpy at this hour. Or just trolling. Probably the first one. Either way, g'night sir/madam/hentaisquid.
#356 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
part of the reason might be that it is fucking 9 in the morning here and I am up for a shitty day of family visits.

Still think you're a fag though
#357 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Myself currently fighting off the inevitable propane diarrhea shit I will be having later tonight/tomorrow.
#18 - Awesome. Had me laughing like crazy on those last two. … 05/28/2014 on FedEx Pilots +2
#11 - That was hilarious. 05/28/2014 on ross +2
#80 - I get what you're saying, but the costume still had the figure…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... +90
#303 - wienersack (05/29/2014) [-]
I hope you're this guy, otherwise you aren't getting away
User avatar #296 - drtrousersnake (05/29/2014) [-]
rumors of "Owlman", the hospital is in the middle of nowhere, it is falling apart so you are already paranoid about things collapsing on you. Those really hinder rational thinking while being caught offguard
User avatar #207 - bastardusnorvegi (05/29/2014) [-]
or maybe the hentai squid hasn't seen you then you should just freeze and not attract it's attention like that guy did with the owl man
#95 - klina (05/28/2014) [-]
>hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph
#76 - Why do people run or accept defeat? I guess it's just me. Logi…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Exploring an abandoned... -5
#346 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
yeah but all the super-tough fearless guys like you are already on the internet, so noone can pull these pranks on them
#350 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Not about being tough, just using your brain. You see a weird figure coming at you in the shape of a human being, why not assume that it is just a human and fight back? Not gonna kick their ass, just a punch or kick in the stomach to find out what the shit it is and then go from there.
#351 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
what I'm trying to say is that everybody probably thinks this. Nobody thinks "when I see something that is probably just a prank I'm going to run away like a little girl". It's just instinct, and there is absolutely no point to you saying this stuff as there is no way you can prove even to yourself that you would respond differently
#352 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Maybe I would.
Maybe I wouldn't.
You don't know my struggles.
#354 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to make an educated guess as I believe around 100% of people acting tough on the internet are actually fat beta's that are even afraid of open spaces and large groups of people, let alone scary fucking costumes in abandoned hospitals
#355 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
You are just no fun. I'm trying to have fun here and get some playful attitude out of ya, but I guess you're too grumpy at this hour. Or just trolling. Probably the first one. Either way, g'night sir/madam/hentaisquid.
#356 - fecal (05/29/2014) [-]
part of the reason might be that it is fucking 9 in the morning here and I am up for a shitty day of family visits.

Still think you're a fag though
#357 - thequickster (05/29/2014) [-]
Meh. We all have our struggles. You with a family visit. Myself currently fighting off the inevitable propane diarrhea shit I will be having later tonight/tomorrow.
User avatar #79 - fuzzyballs (05/28/2014) [-]
cuz instincts
you see something scary, you react with the fight or flee reflex, you don't stop to think "this is probably a prank" you fucking react

and that's how we manage to survive
User avatar #257 - timelordjam (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree with you, i was once at a haunted mansion walk through things with a few friends. We were joking around whilst walking through some empty corridors, when suddenly a guy dressed as Freddy Krueger popped out. My initial reaction was to punch him (i think i hit his jaw) and run faster than a nigger on crack.

I realise that sounds like a twelvie bragging, but I was never a very creative writer.
#80 - thequickster (05/28/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying, but the costume still had the figure of a man with a mask and gloves. Of course if I see some hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph, I'm running my ass far far away.
#303 - wienersack (05/29/2014) [-]
I hope you're this guy, otherwise you aren't getting away
User avatar #296 - drtrousersnake (05/29/2014) [-]
rumors of "Owlman", the hospital is in the middle of nowhere, it is falling apart so you are already paranoid about things collapsing on you. Those really hinder rational thinking while being caught offguard
User avatar #207 - bastardusnorvegi (05/29/2014) [-]
or maybe the hentai squid hasn't seen you then you should just freeze and not attract it's attention like that guy did with the owl man
#95 - klina (05/28/2014) [-]
>hentai squid hurling at me at 50 mph
#3 - Good **** , you gave us the DLC, without making us pay! 05/19/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#6 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Not sure if NSFW +15
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#5 - I want a **** key on my keyboard. 05/09/2014 on This is true +12
#91 - lol 05/06/2014 on NO HOMO THOUGH +12
#59 - Picture 05/05/2014 on I'm a Big Fucker +1
#42 - lol insta-karma. 04/30/2014 on Lucky Dude 0
#17 - People just like staying in shape. America's got fat, skinny, … 04/29/2014 on Gotta Go Lift +2
#15 - I only remember so much from my smoking days when I first star… 04/07/2014 on Anon smokes a bowl 0
#424 - lol 04/07/2014 on lol +3
#33 - If you look closely, you can tell it's just Photoshopped.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#73 - wehavecandy (04/03/2014) [-]
I've been looking for a half hour now and I still see no proof. Better keep looking.
#83 - Does anyone have any good ideas for some challenges in minecra…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Minecraft Build Compilation +1
User avatar #143 - minecraftlamer (03/30/2014) [-]
i mostly challenge myself into building a self sufficient base around the first town i see, its kinda hard keeping the town alive for a long ass time, untill you get a good set off walls around it and enough iron golems to tear shit up
User avatar #140 - minecraftlamer (03/30/2014) [-]
well obviously hardcore adventure mode is kinda fun for the first few nights
User avatar #112 - dragostarc (03/30/2014) [-]
There's the shelter challenge, which you make a house with things listed in this wiki article:
www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/List_of_things_to_do_to_your_shelter
User avatar #103 - aquaekk (03/30/2014) [-]
Hardcore Super Flat Modded Survival
#42 - Picture 03/30/2014 on How I met a vegan +24
#72 - IT'S GLORIOUS! 03/30/2014 on The most amazing inventions +1
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