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Gender: male
Age: 24
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheProgramer64
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980109993
Consoles Owned: PC Gamer
Video Games Played: StarCraftII
Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:New Jersey
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#16 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Hi. +4
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Batman animated movie +2
User avatar #11 - azraelthemage (02/12/2014) [-]
Batman.
#9 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
aww, no.
#7 - Picture 02/12/2014 on Count to ten.. 0
#6 - Picture 02/12/2014 on Count to ten.. -1
#100 - Comment deleted 02/12/2014 on Natural 20 Needed 0
#98 - Picture 02/11/2014 on Natural 20 Needed 0
#8 - Picture 02/08/2014 on i'M SO DONE +7
#7 - It seems ATTRACTED to you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on i'M SO DONE +23
#8 - theprogramer (02/08/2014) [-]
#24 - I know what it is. I mean artist's site etc. But I have since … 02/04/2014 on You shall not pass 0
#2 - Picture 02/03/2014 on we got your back! +2
#2 - Picture 02/03/2014 on Pet me 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on You shall not pass +1
User avatar #15 - thatonesmartdude (02/04/2014) [-]
It's a wallmaster from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.

In certain rooms of certain dungeons, you'll hear a slow "whooshing" sound as a circular shadow forms at Link's feet. If you stay still as the shadow forms, a large, creepy hand descends on Link, grabs him, takes him back to the entrance of the dungeon, and deals one heart of damage.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDpXj8LnnY
Skip to 0:25 to see the wallmaster grab Link.

The wallmaster is arguably the second-scariest creature in the game after the redead: a zombie that paralyzes you by letting out a high-pitched scream as it slowly walks to you so it can chew on your skull until you shake it off.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIaZsV1ndTY
User avatar #24 - theprogramer (02/04/2014) [-]
I know what it is. I mean artist's site etc. But I have since used my eyes and saw his watermark.
#9 - supersexyguy (02/03/2014) [-]
can i have the sauce of your sauce gif?
User avatar #10 - hyeroshi (02/03/2014) [-]
Gif is Clannad.
#5 - Can't believe I forgot to do that!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on WHAT YEAR IS IT? 0
#7 - fukbritain (02/03/2014) [-]
I can't believe that those are circles.
#1 - Picture 02/02/2014 on WHAT YEAR IS IT? -1
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Plot twist 0
User avatar #16 - pedobearRAW (02/01/2014) [-]
sorry but is top secret
#7 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
Top Secret!
#6 - That'll be 50 dollars. 02/01/2014 on Tubas +3
#60 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Emi best girl 0
#92 - suckittrebek (02/01/2014) [-]
#63 - confusedasian (02/01/2014) [-]
It's a visual novel called Katawa Shoujo.

Breif summary: It's softcore porn with handicap people.

User avatar #83 - fatspartan (02/01/2014) [-]
Correction, it's softcore porn with hardcore feels
User avatar #62 - murpmurp (02/01/2014) [-]
katawa shoujo, a game about some sexy cripples

and its a feelquest
#51 - Picture 01/30/2014 on CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER +1
#1 - Good Guy OP actually puts description of the content in the de… 01/30/2014 on Real time connection to... +1
#1 - Picture 01/29/2014 on The plot thickens 0
#11 - Picture 01/29/2014 on A Link Between 'Worlds' 0
#10 - ProtonJon 01/29/2014 on MFW Reading the rants on... 0
#6 - Gross. 01/29/2014 on Don't look at the description. 0
#1 - Then I must always look like crap.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Shiny happy person quote HD... 0
User avatar #2 - sinery (01/28/2014) [-]
You do.
#1 - Is that Frozen? PIRATE!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Your own private theater. 0
User avatar #2 - kalima (01/28/2014) [-]
What is wrong with pirates?
#3 - uniowl (01/28/2014) [-]
Yeaaaaarg? wha'cha got against pirates?

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User avatar #2 - amberleafwoohoo (01/18/2014) [-]
hey..
User avatar #3 to #2 - theprogramer (01/19/2014) [-]
Ummm, hi.
User avatar #4 to #3 - amberleafwoohoo (01/19/2014) [-]
what's the 'ummm' for? don't want people saying hi to you? jesus.. just trying to be nice, man.
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/07/2014) [-]
first here
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