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Date Signed Up:9/04/2013
Last Login:9/19/2014
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Content Ranking:#2630
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Highest Content Rank:#835
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#9 - no thanks mang, I prefer the vaginal crease. But I wish you lu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on going deeper +1
#10 - pridefulmatthew (09/04/2014) [-]
Ohh...okay then. Bye.

I love you...
#7 - I don't think he knows what a vagina looks like outside of boo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/04/2014 on going deeper +23
#49 - kez has deleted their comment.
#53 - gurle (09/05/2014) [-]
Most stretch to about 8 inches
#8 - pridefulmatthew (09/04/2014) [-]
Thats why I like being gay, I can take it no matter what with enough prep!

Wanna find out what I can take bb
User avatar #9 - thepollock (09/04/2014) [-]
no thanks mang, I prefer the vaginal crease. But I wish you luck.
and remember to poop before you fuck
#10 - pridefulmatthew (09/04/2014) [-]
Ohh...okay then. Bye.

I love you...
#5 - He has come back and you should: check yo self befor…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/04/2014 on he has a point +29
User avatar #13 - danjazown (09/04/2014) [-]
fuck I love this show man
made it my profile pic and everything
#9 - itzmob (09/04/2014) [-]
This show was better than I expected it to be.
#32 - crazymannequin (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - trisketthebiskit (09/04/2014) [-]
its pretty good though
#21 - I like this new one 09/02/2014 on You probably should stop. 0
#2 - Picture 09/02/2014 on GTA 5 GAMEPLAY -... 0
#1 - **** , her hair looks like ramen noodles  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on fit +5
User avatar #18 - jjamesgordon (09/03/2014) [-]
That's my friend's nickname for me, "Noodle Head".
#3 - badpony (09/02/2014) [-]
delicious
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on anon has a bad sexual... 0
User avatar #15 - payseht (09/02/2014) [-]
I was never breastfed.

Learn from this, FJ. Fight for women's rights to breastfeed in public, or this is mankind's future.
#5 - Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 it an 8/8. Now you must excuse me, I have a d8… 09/01/2014 on Facebook Win -2
#9 - Is that why you can't?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What you've done is horrible +26
#17 - biebergotswag (08/29/2014) [-]
i'm 102% conservative, bitch.
#99 - youlikeme (08/30/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
such rage is caused by one little bieber
User avatar #19 - deadmansdope (08/29/2014) [-]
You're a 102% conservative bitch
#97 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
and 50% of that shitty crystalized maple syrup at the bottom of the jar
#231 - I don't think you know what MFW means. but other than that goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on War Declaration on femanazis 0
User avatar #262 - arena (08/27/2014) [-]
My face when.
#37 - it's ok lil ***** , you can do it  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on the office +1
#47 - khajiithaswares (08/26/2014) [-]
didn't actually crop it, just googeled a non-cropped version of the picture
#46 - khajiithaswares (08/26/2014) [-]
#27 - Do you know how to crop pictures?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on the office 0
User avatar #31 - khajiithaswares (08/26/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #37 - thepollock (08/26/2014) [-]
it's ok lil nigga, you can do it
#47 - khajiithaswares (08/26/2014) [-]
didn't actually crop it, just googeled a non-cropped version of the picture
#46 - khajiithaswares (08/26/2014) [-]
#2 - Gintama! swell with shonen jump 08/24/2014 on Smoking in class -1
#2 - I see why she killer herself  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Parenting +1
User avatar #4 - lanfearandthecup (08/25/2014) [-]
i really dont see what the problem is, lol, i was being serious
#66 - not a problem my man, not a problem 08/23/2014 on Ignore this post +1
#58 - I thumbed you down, not because I'm against piracy, but becaus…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Ignore this post +3
User avatar #60 - trollzoll (08/23/2014) [-]
Sorry I wasn't aware of that.
User avatar #66 - thepollock (08/23/2014) [-]
not a problem my man, not a problem
User avatar #61 - thewalruss (08/23/2014) [-]
delete your post you fugly mother fucher
User avatar #78 - danrmanalt (08/23/2014) [-]
Too late now
#114 - people had sex with that? I'd rather **** Jab…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Zoe Quinn Raid +4
#222 - nutslap (08/22/2014) [-]
We all know you are lying.
#22 - just realized how similar the Zuko vs. Azula looks to Fire Fis… 08/21/2014 on Avatar TLA Gifs 0
#6 - And Mrs. Obama was talking to Mr. Obama saying "We're sit…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Friday +487
User avatar #33 - swampwaterjack (08/19/2014) [-]
"because im going to blow him later"
#26 - omfgninjaneer (08/19/2014) [-]
Did she add "my niggah!" at the end?
#20 - That would get you a ticket, not jail time ******…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Harold & Kumar +1
User avatar #22 - commontroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If you go a certain amount over the limit or reach a specific speed (depends on the state) you can indeed be charged criminally.
User avatar #27 - trolljunkusa (08/18/2014) [-]
Still don't go to jail, I got one for going 106 in a 55. I had to go to court though.

In virginia, you get your ticket, go to court, THEN jail
User avatar #66 - tealcanaan (08/19/2014) [-]
Ya in a lot of midwest/ southwest states if you go over 15 mph over the speed limit you spend the night in county before going to court.
#31 - gtfomylawnbish (08/18/2014) [-]
In indiana, it's jail time.
User avatar #29 - commontroll (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe they'd also resist arrest/commit assault (which can be verbal).
#10 - "Cinderella was a real bitch" -Blaine 08/14/2014 on proposing to Disney princesses +29
#13 - talk to a shaman, or take a lot of drugs. I'm going to do the …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on BADASS -1
User avatar #20 - gamagoriira (08/14/2014) [-]
I feel as if this will cause some sort of time-warping paradox shit. So, please, do not do the later soon.
User avatar #25 - redtooth (08/14/2014) [-]
Worst case scenario, he'll end up doing the soon later
#1198 - **thepollock rolls 825,018** 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#29 - Thank you. You can't 'break gravity' or all those *****… 08/13/2014 on conquering gravity +2
#13 - GTA V online actual footage. 08/12/2014 on Happy Monday! +5
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User avatar #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
first?
User avatar #3 to #1 - thepollock (01/02/2014) [-]
That'll do Traffy. That'll do.
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