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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: [WDZ] ThePirateMonkey
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Xbox
X-box Gamertag: ThePirateM0nkey
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:1/21/2014
Location:San Diego
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#3386807 - Run while you still can!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +2
#3386816 - humanfluttershy (03/01/2013) [-]
Not a chance in hell.
#3386713 - K. 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3386686 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #3386693 - mikelan (03/01/2013) [-]
omfg no
#3386690 - friendlynuke has deleted their comment.
#3386713 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
K.
#3386683 - Picture 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383614 - Alright, I'm going to try and get some sleep since I have noth… 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383596 - Yeah, they're pretty cool. 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383586 - I would, but I'm just a monkey. 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383551 - And that's usually after I've been up for more than a day.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #3383790 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Do you never get tired?



#3383546 - About 4 hours or so. 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383516 - I might join you in an hour or two.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #3383519 - redheartnurse (03/01/2013) [-]
yay
#3383507 - If my chronic insomnia would allow me to fall asleep this earl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #3383533 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah.. I see.. how much do you usually sleep each night?
#3383551 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
And that's usually after I've been up for more than a day.
User avatar #3383790 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Do you never get tired?



#3383546 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
About 4 hours or so.
#3383502 - A robot pirate monkey would be cool. 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383494 - At home, it's 1:51am right now.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #3383500 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah, i see. Bed perhaps?
#3383507 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
If my chronic insomnia would allow me to fall asleep this early I would.
User avatar #3383533 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah.. I see.. how much do you usually sleep each night?
#3383551 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
And that's usually after I've been up for more than a day.
User avatar #3383790 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Do you never get tired?



#3383546 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
About 4 hours or so.
#3383490 - I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again. 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383482 - Not bad, just bored out of my mind.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383486 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah, same here. Are you just at home? Or are you at school?
#3383494 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
At home, it's 1:51am right now.
User avatar #3383500 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah, i see. Bed perhaps?
#3383507 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
If my chronic insomnia would allow me to fall asleep this early I would.
User avatar #3383533 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah.. I see.. how much do you usually sleep each night?
#3383551 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
And that's usually after I've been up for more than a day.
User avatar #3383790 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Do you never get tired?



#3383546 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
About 4 hours or so.
#3383467 - Morning.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383471 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
How goes?
#3383482 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Not bad, just bored out of my mind.
#3383486 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah, same here. Are you just at home? Or are you at school?
#3383494 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
At home, it's 1:51am right now.
User avatar #3383500 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah, i see. Bed perhaps?
#3383507 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
If my chronic insomnia would allow me to fall asleep this early I would.
User avatar #3383533 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah.. I see.. how much do you usually sleep each night?
#3383551 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
And that's usually after I've been up for more than a day.
User avatar #3383790 - soopfox (03/01/2013) [-]
Do you never get tired?



#3383546 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
About 4 hours or so.
#3383466 - Yeah, I hardly ever go on this account anymore.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383470 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
you should since this is your original account.
#3383490 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again.
#3383462 - I'm therealmaster. This is my original account.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383465 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i really didn´t know that.
#3383466 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hardly ever go on this account anymore.
#3383470 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
you should since this is your original account.
#3383490 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again.
#3383458 - Yes, but do you know my other accounts?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383460 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
uhhh, nope not really...
#3383462 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm therealmaster. This is my original account.
#3383465 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i really didn´t know that.
#3383466 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hardly ever go on this account anymore.
#3383470 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
you should since this is your original account.
#3383490 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again.
#3383452 - Picture 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383438 - Just checking if any of you remember this account.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383450 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i do, you were in the november poster, 17/11/2012.
#3383458 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yes, but do you know my other accounts?
#3383460 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
uhhh, nope not really...
#3383462 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm therealmaster. This is my original account.
#3383465 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i really didn´t know that.
#3383466 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hardly ever go on this account anymore.
#3383470 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
you should since this is your original account.
#3383490 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again.
#3383434 - Picture 03/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#3383430 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#3383433 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
sup.
#3383438 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Just checking if any of you remember this account.
#3383450 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i do, you were in the november poster, 17/11/2012.
#3383458 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yes, but do you know my other accounts?
#3383460 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
uhhh, nope not really...
#3383462 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm therealmaster. This is my original account.
#3383465 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
i really didn´t know that.
#3383466 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hardly ever go on this account anymore.
#3383470 - lordfuckerslives (03/01/2013) [-]
you should since this is your original account.
#3383490 - thepiratemonkey (03/01/2013) [-]
I might. People won't recognize me for awhile again.
#3167649 - That doesn't mean I'm not a monkey. 02/15/2013 on retard forum +2
#2821146 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #2821159 - daniboi (01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.. I'd look up those things if I actually bought some good sound stuff.

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User avatar #251 - danield ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Rip in piece, number one. We still miss you.
User avatar #245 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
Sup
#246 to #245 - therealmaster ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... this is me.
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#242 - rytul (10/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #1228850 posted by thetoyscissors at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Okey dokey, then...
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#236 to #235 - thepiratemonkey (10/03/2012) [-]
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
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User avatar #234 - thepiratemonkey (09/30/2012) [-]
ddgonsal:6292464
#211 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#212 to #211 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
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#218 to #217 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that was short lived.
Well that was short lived.
#219 to #218 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
**** you and your stupid items
#208 to #207 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
But I love my items....
But I love my items....
#209 to #208 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
no, because they are useless
no, because they are useless
#210 to #209 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
User avatar #201 - chewieisthebest (08/29/2012) [-]
is a ceasar up for trade?
User avatar #199 - thepiratemonkey (08/28/2012) [-]
  ▲
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#196 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#194 - thehuttjava (08/19/2012) [-]
contributing...
contributing...
#193 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
We need to go deeper.
#175 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #175 - rytul (08/10/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #473104 posted by sabatron at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
#176 to #175 - thepiratemonkey (08/10/2012) [-]
My memory is terrible.
#179 to #176 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #189 to #179 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4676 posted by donotlaughh at Item Rolling ** :
**donotlaughh rolls 730,104,360**
#180 to #179 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!   
   
 Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!

Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
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User avatar #182 to #181 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been playing Legendary Souls mode on Soul Calibur V all day today. My brain melted from the frustration hours ago.
#183 to #182 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #190 to #183 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4 posted by shinigamigod at Bathroom Emergency ** :
Say it out loud in both ways, you'll find it just sounds better the way I said.
#184 to #183 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
Like I ever go outside.
Like I ever go outside.
#185 to #184 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 to #185 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
#187 to #186 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #191 to #187 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #3 posted by DamienJ at Best creepy pasta story ever ** :
thats gay it didnt even like to the stories
#188 to #187 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I believe that this explains my situation accurately.
#144 to #143 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
It's even later for me.
Can't sleep, so I dubstep.
#146 to #145 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
#147 to #146 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Skull Crushers.
They have built in subwoofers and their great!
Cord's pretty easy to break though.
#149 to #147 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)   
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.   
   
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I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.

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#150 to #149 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Right, can't post links on my own profile...

http://www.sennheiserusa . com/high-quality-headphones-around-ear_009969
User avatar #151 to #150 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
My god.
That in US dollars?
Last I checked "Beats" are $150 US. At least at the Best Buy closest to me.
User avatar #152 to #151 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Yep, for their oh so glorified studio set, the price is $300 US.

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I also looked up the specs, (because the company does not provide them on the box or on their website) and they are nothing special.

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User avatar #153 to #152 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
The only reason they're so over priced is cuz yur paying for the logo.
It's ridiculous.
#154 to #153 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
AND I STILL FORGET I CAN'T POST LINKS HERE!!

http://reviews.cnet . com/headphones/beats-by-dre-studio/4505-7877_7-33205806.html

http://www.bestbuy . com/site/Beats+By+Dr.+Dre+-+Beats+Studio+Over-the-Ear+Headphones+-+White/9632217 .p?id=1218134614922&skuId=9632217&st=beats&cp=1&lp=4
User avatar #155 to #154 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Lol I know what they look like. Calm your tits.
#156 to #155 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
#160 to #159 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
The lights are matching the beat to my music  :D
The lights are matching the beat to my music :D
#161 to #160 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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What song? :o
#162 to #161 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
User avatar #163 to #162 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Nice.
I'm listenin to The Quick Brown Fox - Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!
#165 to #163 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
#164 to #163 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Oh and im low on dancing gifs so heres... this...
User avatar #148 to #147 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
they're*
#140 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Love your name and avatar. Did we chat earlier? Sorry if i've forgotten
#141 to #140 - thepiratemonkey (08/02/2012) [-]
I think we did at one point in time. I just thought I'd send you a friend request, seeing how nice a person you are. Oh, and congratulations on making top ten. I hope I can make it up there soon.
User avatar #142 to #141 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Aww hell man. Thanks. For the compliment and the congrats.

Didn't take me long to rise from where you are now to where I am, so i wouldn't doubt it! Just keep up the funny!
User avatar #139 - thepiratemonkey (07/23/2012) [-]
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