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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: [WDZ] ThePirateMonkey
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Xbox
X-box Gamertag: ThePirateM0nkey
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:8/13/2014
Location:San Diego
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#116 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2012 on awww..... +1
#121 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#193 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
This pleases King Maru.
#122 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#128 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
Take all of my dawww.
#115 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2012 on awww..... +3
#116 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#193 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
This pleases King Maru.
#122 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#128 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
Take all of my dawww.
#114 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 06/08/2012 on awww..... +15
#131 - adzilla (06/08/2012) [-]
WTF IS THAT, I WANT ONE!
#133 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
That, sir, is an otter.
#282 - mr skeltal (06/08/2012) [-]
Pet otters are legal? HELL YES
#284 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
It's illegal in most states, but some states allow you to if you have a permit. They require a lot of care and they bite a lot.
#135 - adzilla (06/08/2012) [-]
it is so goddamn cute

im australian, we have lots of dangerous things
would you like a funnel web spider or a redback spider?
User avatar #136 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
I'll take the redback spider. At least they're kind of cool looking.
#115 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#116 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#121 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#193 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
This pleases King Maru.
#122 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#126 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#128 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
Take all of my dawww.
#112 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 06/08/2012 on awww..... +11
#114 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#131 - adzilla (06/08/2012) [-]
WTF IS THAT, I WANT ONE!
#133 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
That, sir, is an otter.
#282 - mr skeltal (06/08/2012) [-]
Pet otters are legal? HELL YES
#284 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
It's illegal in most states, but some states allow you to if you have a permit. They require a lot of care and they bite a lot.
#135 - adzilla (06/08/2012) [-]
it is so goddamn cute

im australian, we have lots of dangerous things
would you like a funnel web spider or a redback spider?
User avatar #136 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
I'll take the redback spider. At least they're kind of cool looking.
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#121 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
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#193 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
This pleases King Maru.
#122 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#126 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
#128 - thepiratemonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
Take all of my dawww.
#194 - Picture 06/08/2012 on Having trouble? 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on Fallout IRL +4
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#12 - Picture 06/08/2012 on Nyan cat coming in hot +12
#5 - Picture 06/08/2012 on Seductive cat +2
#1371 - M1A1 Rockit Punk 06/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#4 - I love tits. 06/08/2012 on Bird watching +1
#29 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Swagatar +4
#2 - Picture 06/07/2012 on is spider dick a bad thing? 0
#5697686 - Picture 06/07/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5696943 - I'm red green colorblind, no thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #5697229 - ditzydooo (06/07/2012) [-]
you will never know the spirit of christmas
#5697686 - thepiratemonkey (06/07/2012) [-]
#10 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Swagatar +41
#40 - Picture 06/07/2012 on How?...oh, that's how. +51
#1 - Cooler than any of my yearbooks... 06/07/2012 on WHAI +1
#679 - Go ahead. I want you to. 06/07/2012 on Training in skyrim 0
#137 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Would you like some...... +6
#257 - Missiles out of nowhere. 06/07/2012 on one shot manga +2
#252 - Wat. 06/07/2012 on one shot manga +3
#24 - We replied with thee same reaction pic...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2012 on Pilot +8
#55 - Bigmk (06/06/2012) [-]
#23 - Picture 06/06/2012 on Pilot 0

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User avatar #251 - danield (07/10/2014) [-]
Rip in piece, number one. We still miss you.
User avatar #252 to #251 - thepiratemonkey (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm still alive, just on an alternate account.
User avatar #245 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
Sup
#246 to #245 - therealmaster ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... this is me.
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#242 - rytul (10/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #1228850 posted by thetoyscissors at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Okey dokey, then...
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#236 to #235 - thepiratemonkey (10/03/2012) [-]
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
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User avatar #234 - thepiratemonkey (09/30/2012) [-]
ddgonsal:6292464
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#212 to #211 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
#213 to #212 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#218 to #217 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that was short lived.
Well that was short lived.
#219 to #218 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
**** you and your stupid items
#208 to #207 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
But I love my items....
But I love my items....
#209 to #208 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
no, because they are useless
no, because they are useless
#210 to #209 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
User avatar #201 - chewieisthebest (08/29/2012) [-]
is a ceasar up for trade?
User avatar #199 - thepiratemonkey (08/28/2012) [-]
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#194 - thehuttjava (08/19/2012) [-]
contributing...
contributing...
#193 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
We need to go deeper.
#175 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #175 - rytul (08/10/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #473104 posted by sabatron at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
#176 to #175 - thepiratemonkey (08/10/2012) [-]
My memory is terrible.
#179 to #176 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #189 to #179 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4676 posted by donotlaughh at Item Rolling ** :
**donotlaughh rolls 730,104,360**
#180 to #179 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!   
   
 Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!

Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
#181 to #180 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #181 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been playing Legendary Souls mode on Soul Calibur V all day today. My brain melted from the frustration hours ago.
#183 to #182 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #190 to #183 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4 posted by shinigamigod at Bathroom Emergency ** :
Say it out loud in both ways, you'll find it just sounds better the way I said.
#184 to #183 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
Like I ever go outside.
Like I ever go outside.
#185 to #184 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 to #185 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
#187 to #186 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #191 to #187 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #3 posted by DamienJ at Best creepy pasta story ever ** :
thats gay it didnt even like to the stories
#188 to #187 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I believe that this explains my situation accurately.
#144 to #143 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
It's even later for me.
Can't sleep, so I dubstep.
#146 to #145 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
#147 to #146 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Skull Crushers.
They have built in subwoofers and their great!
Cord's pretty easy to break though.
#149 to #147 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)   
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.   
   
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I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.

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#150 to #149 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Right, can't post links on my own profile...

http://www.sennheiserusa . com/high-quality-headphones-around-ear_009969
User avatar #151 to #150 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
My god.
That in US dollars?
Last I checked "Beats" are $150 US. At least at the Best Buy closest to me.
User avatar #152 to #151 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Yep, for their oh so glorified studio set, the price is $300 US.

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I also looked up the specs, (because the company does not provide them on the box or on their website) and they are nothing special.

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User avatar #153 to #152 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
The only reason they're so over priced is cuz yur paying for the logo.
It's ridiculous.
#154 to #153 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
AND I STILL FORGET I CAN'T POST LINKS HERE!!

http://reviews.cnet . com/headphones/beats-by-dre-studio/4505-7877_7-33205806.html

http://www.bestbuy . com/site/Beats+By+Dr.+Dre+-+Beats+Studio+Over-the-Ear+Headphones+-+White/9632217 .p?id=1218134614922&skuId=9632217&st=beats&cp=1&lp=4
User avatar #155 to #154 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Lol I know what they look like. Calm your tits.
#156 to #155 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
#160 to #159 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
The lights are matching the beat to my music  :D
The lights are matching the beat to my music :D
#161 to #160 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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What song? :o
#162 to #161 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
User avatar #163 to #162 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Nice.
I'm listenin to The Quick Brown Fox - Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!
#165 to #163 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
#164 to #163 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Oh and im low on dancing gifs so heres... this...
User avatar #148 to #147 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
they're*
#140 - waffies (08/02/2012) [-]
Love your name and avatar. Did we chat earlier? Sorry if i've forgotten
#141 to #140 - thepiratemonkey (08/02/2012) [-]
I think we did at one point in time. I just thought I'd send you a friend request, seeing how nice a person you are. Oh, and congratulations on making top ten. I hope I can make it up there soon.
User avatar #142 to #141 - waffies (08/02/2012) [-]
Aww hell man. Thanks. For the compliment and the congrats.

Didn't take me long to rise from where you are now to where I am, so i wouldn't doubt it! Just keep up the funny!
User avatar #139 - thepiratemonkey (07/23/2012) [-]
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