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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Xbox
X-box Gamertag: ThePirateM0nkey
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:San Diego
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#1407121 - Everything is breaking around me.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1407130 - chrislafff (10/07/2012) [-]
Sorry to hear about that.
#1407138 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
It's alright, I've been able to fix everything so far.
#1407097 - I'm able to connect to the google server in Peru, so it is not…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1407145 - commandurrazor (10/07/2012) [-]
Lol I just cleared my cache and it's back alright
#1407149 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
#1407088 - Have you checked you firewall settings?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #1407091 - commandurrazor (10/07/2012) [-]
It's never been like this, it happened like 15 minutes ago...
User avatar #1407097 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm able to connect to the google server in Peru, so it is not down. I'd advise you to check all your privacy settings, your firewall settings, and your LAN settings for google chrome. If you're still not able to connect to google, talk to me again.
User avatar #1407145 - commandurrazor (10/07/2012) [-]
Lol I just cleared my cache and it's back alright
#1407149 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
#1407060 - Star Wars Battlefront II  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
User avatar #1407065 - commandurrazor (10/07/2012) [-]
so BF2 it is
#1407049 - Picture 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1407046 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1407061 - meetthemedic (10/07/2012) [-]
okay
#1407038 - >Check for malware We've found that malware is fre… 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1407019 - That is an unknown network error. "This webpage…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #1407038 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
>Check for malware

We've found that malware is frequently the culprit on your computer that's preventing Google Chrome from connecting to a web server. Learn more about removing malware from your computer.

>Clear your cookies

Cookies are files created by websites you've visited to store browsing information, such as your preferences for the website or profile information. A corrupted cookie file may be causing this error to show up. Follow these steps to clear your cookies:

Click the Chrome menu on the browser toolbar.>Select Settings.>Click Show advanced settings.>In the "Privacy" section, click Content settings .>In the "Cookies" section, click the All cookies and site data.>Click Remove all.>Click X to close the dialog.

>Make sure Google Chrome is allowed in your antivirus and firewall settings

Each program works differently, so check your software's help resources for further instructions.

>Adjust your proxy settings

Follow these steps (for Windows):

Click the Chrome menu menu.>Select Settings.>Click Show advanced settings.>Click Change proxy settings.This opens the Internet Properties dialog.>Click LAN Settings.

Make sure that the "Automatically detect settings" checkbox is selected.
Click OK for all dialog boxes.
#1406993 - I don't.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1407055 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
Me too. ;-;
#1407004 - meetthemedic (10/07/2012) [-]
Same here
#1406943 - Not at all. 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1406907 - **thepiratemonkey rolled user Gamedudebt ** 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1406869 - No, the next episode isn't until Christmas.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406871 - jeffthekillerpony (10/07/2012) [-]
god dammit
#1406861 - **thepiratemonkey rolls 44** 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1406857 - **thepiratemonkey rolls 53** Activate Daleks.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406865 - jeffthekillerpony (10/07/2012) [-]
question for you: was there even a new episode yesterday? i completely missed it and it's not showing up on watchseries
#1406869 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
No, the next episode isn't until Christmas.
User avatar #1406871 - jeffthekillerpony (10/07/2012) [-]
god dammit
#1406861 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
**thepiratemonkey rolls 44**
#1406855 - Picture 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1406838 - No, it took 5 business days. I don't count the weekends for shipping. 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1406796 - I understand that feeling. I had guaranteed 3 day shipping, UP…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406824 - jeffthekillerpony (10/07/2012) [-]
did it say 3 business days and did the time extend over the weekend?
#1406838 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
No, it took 5 business days. I don't count the weekends for shipping.
#1406781 - In all seriousness, I really hope your surgery goes well, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1407524 - nothingbutawoman (10/07/2012) [-]
Thank you very much.
#1406767 - You better punch cancer in the face.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406774 - nothingbutawoman (10/07/2012) [-]
i'll try
#1406781 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I really hope your surgery goes well, and I hope you get better really soon.
User avatar #1407524 - nothingbutawoman (10/07/2012) [-]
Thank you very much.
#1406755 - I've seen worse. I probably don't help the problem by taking e… 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1406751 - Picture 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1406748 - By the way, if you are being sexually harassed in the workplac… 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#1406728 - I'll always be here if you need to talk. I've been through wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406732 - xamyomgx (10/07/2012) [-]
That's exactly why she's given up.. thankfully, I did just go up to see her, even if it did put me in debt.. it was worth it. But now we're all just waiting.. as soon as we hear of it, we're planning our trip back up..
User avatar #1406748 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
By the way, if you are being sexually harassed in the workplace, you can file a charge with the EEOC (equal employment opportunity commission). Employees cannot be punished for speaking out. These are federal laws.

http://www.eeoc.gov/employees/howtofile.cfm
www.eeoc.gov/laws/types/sexual_harassment.cfm
#1406694 - Anytime. 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#1406691 - What's wrong?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/07/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #1406695 - xamyomgx (10/07/2012) [-]
I'll sum it up the same way I did on my roleplay site..

"Someone is talking bad about a friend of mine, and I'm being ostracized for telling said friend while I have no money because of a shit job where I'm sexually harrassed and the work is miserable, I can't afford my own rent while living with my parents, my secondary job is giving no shifts, one of the loves of my life just ripped my heart out, and while all of this is happening, I'm still waiting on pins and needles for the day my grandmother passes"
User avatar #1406736 - javis (10/07/2012) [-]
My Grandmother is 96 from 2 weeks ago, she had a stroke on mother's day of all days and now she's talking about "When she dies."
User avatar #1406739 - javis (10/07/2012) [-]
So I'm in a similar boat as you
User avatar #1406744 - xamyomgx (10/07/2012) [-]
Yea, my grandfather passed away in June, on my grandmother's birthday. (Well, my mom's dad passed away on my mom's mom's birthday.. while my dad's mom is the one with cancer) He was 97

I'm just glad that I can rely on you guys to help a friend out..
User avatar #1406754 - javis (10/07/2012) [-]
That's all you can do, surround yourself with happy. Just take it easy ok?
User avatar #1406764 - xamyomgx (10/07/2012) [-]
I am :3 Thanks.
#1406783 - javis (10/07/2012) [-]
The worst you can do is drinks
#1406728 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
I'll always be here if you need to talk. I've been through what you are going through with your grandmother. I lost my grandmother and my best friend to cancer last year.
User avatar #1406732 - xamyomgx (10/07/2012) [-]
That's exactly why she's given up.. thankfully, I did just go up to see her, even if it did put me in debt.. it was worth it. But now we're all just waiting.. as soon as we hear of it, we're planning our trip back up..
User avatar #1406748 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
By the way, if you are being sexually harassed in the workplace, you can file a charge with the EEOC (equal employment opportunity commission). Employees cannot be punished for speaking out. These are federal laws.

http://www.eeoc.gov/employees/howtofile.cfm
www.eeoc.gov/laws/types/sexual_harassment.cfm
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User avatar #245 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
Sup
#246 to #245 - therealmaster ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... this is me.
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#242 - rytul (10/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #1228850 posted by thetoyscissors at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Okey dokey, then...
User avatar #235 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
You still collect items?
#236 to #235 - thepiratemonkey (10/03/2012) [-]
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
User avatar #237 to #236 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
No chance of donations?
User avatar #239 to #238 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Okies.
User avatar #234 - thepiratemonkey (09/30/2012) [-]
ddgonsal:6292464
#211 - theredspyeatspie (09/17/2012) [-]
Random dance thread? Random dance thread.
Random dance thread? Random dance thread.
#212 to #211 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
#217 to #216 - theredspyeatspie (09/17/2012) [-]
Gettin' off. Tired and crap from a party.
#218 to #217 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that was short lived.
Well that was short lived.
#219 to #218 - theredspyeatspie (09/17/2012) [-]
I guess not. BUT I'm almost of of dance gifs.
I guess not. BUT I'm almost of of dance gifs.
#207 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
fuck you and your stupid items
#208 to #207 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
But I love my items....
But I love my items....
#209 to #208 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
no, because they are useless
no, because they are useless
#210 to #209 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
User avatar #201 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
is a ceasar up for trade?
User avatar #199 - thepiratemonkey (08/28/2012) [-]
  ▲
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#196 - theredspyeatspie (08/20/2012) [-]
You should give me a jimmy rustler.
#194 - thehuttjava (08/19/2012) [-]
contributing...
contributing...
#193 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
We need to go deeper.
#175 - theredspyeatspie (08/10/2012) [-]
Remember me?
#177 to #175 - rytul (08/10/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #473104 posted by sabatron at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
#176 to #175 - thepiratemonkey (08/10/2012) [-]
My memory is terrible.
#179 to #176 - theredspyeatspie (08/11/2012) [-]
H-how can you not remember me? I've been on your friends list like a year or two...
H-how can you not remember me? I've been on your friends list like a year or two...
User avatar #189 to #179 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4676 posted by donotlaughh at Item Rolling ** :
**donotlaughh rolls 730,104,360**
#180 to #179 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!   
   
 Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!

Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
#181 to #180 - theredspyeatspie (08/11/2012) [-]
Scumbag Brain is doing it's evil plot today...
User avatar #182 to #181 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been playing Legendary Souls mode on Soul Calibur V all day today. My brain melted from the frustration hours ago.
#183 to #182 - theredspyeatspie (08/11/2012) [-]
That moment when you derp in public.
User avatar #190 to #183 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4 posted by shinigamigod at Bathroom Emergency ** :
Say it out loud in both ways, you'll find it just sounds better the way I said.
#184 to #183 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
Like I ever go outside.
Like I ever go outside.
#185 to #184 - theredspyeatspie (08/11/2012) [-]
That makes the two of us!
That makes the two of us!
#186 to #185 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
#187 to #186 - theredspyeatspie (08/11/2012) [-]
>Go to bed at 12 AM
>Wake up at 6:30 AM


WAT
User avatar #191 to #187 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #3 posted by DamienJ at Best creepy pasta story ever ** :
thats gay it didnt even like to the stories
#188 to #187 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I believe that this explains my situation accurately.
User avatar #166 - malistaticy (08/05/2012) [-]
Hi there. Might i hear a sample of your voice?
#178 to #166 - rytul (08/10/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #15 posted by wickedwilliam at Let's play a game. ** :
:)
#167 to #166 - thepiratemonkey (08/05/2012) [-]
That is the oddest request I have heard so far, but I can't talk right now anyways, it's 1am here and my roommate would kill me if i woke him up. May I ask why?
That is the oddest request I have heard so far, but I can't talk right now anyways, it's 1am here and my roommate would kill me if i woke him up. May I ask why?
User avatar #168 to #167 - malistaticy (08/05/2012) [-]
Well i am hosting a brand neqw show! i would like anything. Sound effect creators, Mussic composers, background artists, character designers.
User avatar #169 to #168 - thepiratemonkey (08/05/2012) [-]
Maybe later, but I am going to be extremely busy with the new semester of college coming up soon. I'm taking networking and database classes this semester and will probably be too busy with work and school to get involved in anything else, sorry.
User avatar #170 to #169 - malistaticy (08/05/2012) [-]
Ok, ill check on you some otha time. :D
#144 to #143 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
It's even later for me.
Can't sleep, so I dubstep.
#146 to #145 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
#147 to #146 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
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Skull Crushers.
They have built in subwoofers and their great!
Cord's pretty easy to break though.
#149 to #147 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)   
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.   
   
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I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.

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#150 to #149 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Right, can't post links on my own profile...

http://www.sennheiserusa . com/high-quality-headphones-around-ear_009969
User avatar #151 to #150 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
My god.
That in US dollars?
Last I checked "Beats" are $150 US. At least at the Best Buy closest to me.
User avatar #152 to #151 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Yep, for their oh so glorified studio set, the price is $300 US.

[url deleted]

I also looked up the specs, (because the company does not provide them on the box or on their website) and they are nothing special.

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User avatar #153 to #152 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
The only reason they're so over priced is cuz yur paying for the logo.
It's ridiculous.
#154 to #153 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
AND I STILL FORGET I CAN'T POST LINKS HERE!!

http://reviews.cnet . com/headphones/beats-by-dre-studio/4505-7877_7-33205806.html

http://www.bestbuy . com/site/Beats+By+Dr.+Dre+-+Beats+Studio+Over-the-Ear+Headphones+-+White/9632217 .p?id=1218134614922&skuId=9632217&st=beats&cp=1&lp=4
User avatar #155 to #154 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Lol I know what they look like. Calm your tits.
#156 to #155 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
#157 to #156 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#159 to #158 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#160 to #159 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
The lights are matching the beat to my music  :D
The lights are matching the beat to my music :D
#161 to #160 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
What song? :o
What song? :o
#162 to #161 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
User avatar #163 to #162 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Nice.
I'm listenin to The Quick Brown Fox - Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!
#165 to #163 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
#164 to #163 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh and im low on dancing gifs so heres... this...
Oh and im low on dancing gifs so heres... this...
User avatar #148 to #147 - dustypengwin ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
they're*
#140 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Love your name and avatar. Did we chat earlier? Sorry if i've forgotten
#141 to #140 - thepiratemonkey (08/02/2012) [-]
I think we did at one point in time. I just thought I'd send you a friend request, seeing how nice a person you are. Oh, and congratulations on making top ten. I hope I can make it up there soon.
User avatar #142 to #141 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Aww hell man. Thanks. For the compliment and the congrats.

Didn't take me long to rise from where you are now to where I am, so i wouldn't doubt it! Just keep up the funny!
User avatar #139 - thepiratemonkey (07/23/2012) [-]
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