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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: [WDZ] ThePirateMonkey
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Xbox
X-box Gamertag: ThePirateM0nkey
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:12/06/2014
Location:San Diego
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User avatar #1408584 - necrojaxx (10/07/2012) [-]
But Im too lazy.

Meh, I sppose its worth it.
#1408591 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1408475 - coltari (10/07/2012) [-]
Ask kim jong to make a monkey gold coin
#1408411 - Driver Unit Size: 40mm Ear Cushions: Plush Breathable … 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#1408337 - This is the gaming headset I want at the moment. I o… 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#1408299 - I haven't bought a single pair of headphones under $100 dollar…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #1408354 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
Thumb limit...godommit FJ ¬.¬

To be honest the 650s'd probably last one a lifetime, though the 800s.....ohhhh shit I love those. Pretty much the most famous porn star for lack of a better comparison, they are gorgeous and look as if they sound insane. I've got the Audiophile 24/96 card for sound and Pro Tools and the quality on that is very good, definitely better than the stock audio shite, motherboard audio/AC97 is dreadful. Especially when you get the persistent buzzing from the mobo power, blegh >.<

Anything under $100 is normally shite, but there are the odd exceptions (anything above $40 and which is Sennsheiser) which normally work quite well. Other than that, it's always best to go expensive, more bang for your buck in quality - sound and build ^^
#1408271 - Sennheiser makes some of the best headphones in the world. I h… 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#1408239 - Not bad, if you can't tell I spend a lot of money on headphone…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #1408259 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
I dream of the 650s, anything by Sennheiser is fantastic for both studio and casual listening. The V-MODAs are mainly for the style, but the clarity and quality is superb :3.

And same here. I don't buy/consider anything below £50 in headphones nowadays, as they're prone to breaking upon purchase. My Skullcandies lasted 2 months from normal use, now the 215s have lasted me 3 years and the V-MODAs 1 year, and they're still going strong.
User avatar #1408299 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
I haven't bought a single pair of headphones under $100 dollars in years. When I get a better job I plan to get the HD 800s. My computer has HD IDT audio sound codecs built into it, and SRS premium sound, none of the Realtek audio bullshit.
User avatar #1408354 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
Thumb limit...godommit FJ ¬.¬

To be honest the 650s'd probably last one a lifetime, though the 800s.....ohhhh shit I love those. Pretty much the most famous porn star for lack of a better comparison, they are gorgeous and look as if they sound insane. I've got the Audiophile 24/96 card for sound and Pro Tools and the quality on that is very good, definitely better than the stock audio shite, motherboard audio/AC97 is dreadful. Especially when you get the persistent buzzing from the mobo power, blegh >.<

Anything under $100 is normally shite, but there are the odd exceptions (anything above $40 and which is Sennsheiser) which normally work quite well. Other than that, it's always best to go expensive, more bang for your buck in quality - sound and build ^^
#1408198 - ITT: What Headphones do you use/prefer. I use the Sen…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism +2
#1408250 - theorangefox (10/07/2012) [-]
These only cost £20, good sound quality and they're better than beats. Wait anything is better than beats!
#1408411 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
Driver Unit Size: 40mm
Ear Cushions: Plush Breathable
Effective Range: Not Provided By Manufacturer
Folding: Yes
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20KHz
Headphone Style: Headband
Headphone Type: Noise-Cancelling
Impedance: Not Provided By Manufacturer
Magnet Type: Not Provided By Manufacturer
Plug: Gold
Power Source: 2 x "AAA"
Product Warranty 1 Year Limited
Sensitivity: 110dB (+/-2dB)

These are the "Beats by Dr Dre Studio Headphones" technical specifications. I can't believe they try to market these as studio headphones. I wouldn't even use these for casual listening.
#1408271 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
Sennheiser makes some of the best headphones in the world. I have seen the specs on the Beats "studio" headphones, they don't even bead out the HD 428s.

There's a reason they try to hide those specs, CNET called Beats audio out on their bullshit.
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#1408242 - everheat (10/07/2012) [-]
What I would use if I had the maniz.
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#1408224 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
I use V-MODA Crossfades (pictured, £200) for casual listening and backup studio headphones, then use Sennheiser HD 215s (£60) for audio production and sound engineering/mixing. They both fucking rock and are superior quality ^^
User avatar #1408239 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
Not bad, if you can't tell I spend a lot of money on headphones, the HD 650's cost around $500.
User avatar #1408259 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
I dream of the 650s, anything by Sennheiser is fantastic for both studio and casual listening. The V-MODAs are mainly for the style, but the clarity and quality is superb :3.

And same here. I don't buy/consider anything below £50 in headphones nowadays, as they're prone to breaking upon purchase. My Skullcandies lasted 2 months from normal use, now the 215s have lasted me 3 years and the V-MODAs 1 year, and they're still going strong.
User avatar #1408299 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
I haven't bought a single pair of headphones under $100 dollars in years. When I get a better job I plan to get the HD 800s. My computer has HD IDT audio sound codecs built into it, and SRS premium sound, none of the Realtek audio bullshit.
User avatar #1408354 - yourworstmuffin (10/07/2012) [-]
Thumb limit...godommit FJ ¬.¬

To be honest the 650s'd probably last one a lifetime, though the 800s.....ohhhh shit I love those. Pretty much the most famous porn star for lack of a better comparison, they are gorgeous and look as if they sound insane. I've got the Audiophile 24/96 card for sound and Pro Tools and the quality on that is very good, definitely better than the stock audio shite, motherboard audio/AC97 is dreadful. Especially when you get the persistent buzzing from the mobo power, blegh >.<

Anything under $100 is normally shite, but there are the odd exceptions (anything above $40 and which is Sennsheiser) which normally work quite well. Other than that, it's always best to go expensive, more bang for your buck in quality - sound and build ^^
User avatar #1408208 - lolzponies (10/07/2012) [-]
my skull candy's
comfortable
good balance between bass and everything else
and they were only 30 bucks on sale
#1408207 - bioluminescence (10/07/2012) [-]
What I use.
#1408212 - bioluminescence (10/07/2012) [-]
What I want, 'cause I'm a fuckin' tool. :(
User avatar #1408337 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
www.sennheiserusa.com/PC-headset-skype-voip-professional-gamer-headset-504122

This is the gaming headset I want at the moment. I only have Turtle Beaches at the moment for gaming. Just look at that technical data.
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User avatar #1408085 - spacedock (10/07/2012) [-]
*thepirateonkey probably thinks spacedock is retarded*
User avatar #1408086 - spacedock (10/07/2012) [-]
FUCKING FUCK FUCK
User avatar #1408076 - spacedock (10/07/2012) [-]
*thepiratemankey has noticed my success*
User avatar #1408078 - spacedock (10/07/2012) [-]
**spacedock thepiratemankey has noticed my success**
User avatar #1408081 - spacedock (10/07/2012) [-]
Fuck! how did you get it to say my name?
#1408090 - thepiratemonkey (10/07/2012) [-]
Magnets.
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User avatar #251 - danield (07/10/2014) [-]
Rip in piece, number one. We still miss you.
User avatar #252 to #251 - thepiratemonkey (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm still alive, just on an alternate account.
User avatar #245 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
Sup
#246 to #245 - therealmaster ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... this is me.
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#242 - rytul (10/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #1228850 posted by thetoyscissors at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Okey dokey, then...
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#236 to #235 - thepiratemonkey (10/03/2012) [-]
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
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User avatar #234 - thepiratemonkey (09/30/2012) [-]
ddgonsal:6292464
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#212 to #211 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
Oh hell yes, I need more dance gifs!
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#218 to #217 - thepiratemonkey (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that was short lived.
Well that was short lived.
#219 to #218 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
**** you and your stupid items
#208 to #207 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
But I love my items....
But I love my items....
#209 to #208 - bigblackguy (09/16/2012) [-]
no, because they are useless
no, because they are useless
#210 to #209 - thepiratemonkey (09/16/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them.
User avatar #201 - chewieisthebest (08/29/2012) [-]
is a ceasar up for trade?
User avatar #199 - thepiratemonkey (08/28/2012) [-]
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#194 - thehuttjava (08/19/2012) [-]
contributing...
contributing...
#193 - thepiratemonkey (08/15/2012) [-]
We need to go deeper.
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#177 to #175 - rytul (08/10/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #473104 posted by sabatron at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
#176 to #175 - thepiratemonkey (08/10/2012) [-]
My memory is terrible.
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User avatar #189 to #179 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4676 posted by donotlaughh at Item Rolling ** :
**donotlaughh rolls 730,104,360**
#180 to #179 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!   
   
 Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
I remember now! You rolled me and we became the best friends ever!

Yes, I took 16 hours to remember this. I can't brain today.
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User avatar #182 to #181 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been playing Legendary Souls mode on Soul Calibur V all day today. My brain melted from the frustration hours ago.
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User avatar #190 to #183 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #4 posted by shinigamigod at Bathroom Emergency ** :
Say it out loud in both ways, you'll find it just sounds better the way I said.
#184 to #183 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
Like I ever go outside.
Like I ever go outside.
#185 to #184 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 to #185 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
I've been up all night once again. It's 5am here. Normal bedtimes don't apply to me.
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User avatar #191 to #187 - rytul (08/14/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #3 posted by DamienJ at Best creepy pasta story ever ** :
thats gay it didnt even like to the stories
#188 to #187 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
I believe that this explains my situation accurately.
#144 to #143 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
Neat! I was in the mood for some dubstep at 1AM.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
It's even later for me.
Can't sleep, so I dubstep.
#146 to #145 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
Same here. What headphones are you using if you don't mind me asking?
#147 to #146 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Skull Crushers.
They have built in subwoofers and their great!
Cord's pretty easy to break though.
#149 to #147 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)   
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.   
   
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I'm currently using Sennheiser HD 428s. The cord isn't very long, but the sound quality is very high for a $100 pair of headphones. (I prefer them over the lousy $300 Beats headphones)
I'm currently saving my money to buy the HD 650s. They cost about $500, but they are completely worth it.

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#150 to #149 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Right, can't post links on my own profile...

http://www.sennheiserusa . com/high-quality-headphones-around-ear_009969
User avatar #151 to #150 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
My god.
That in US dollars?
Last I checked "Beats" are $150 US. At least at the Best Buy closest to me.
User avatar #152 to #151 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Yep, for their oh so glorified studio set, the price is $300 US.

[url deleted]

I also looked up the specs, (because the company does not provide them on the box or on their website) and they are nothing special.

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User avatar #153 to #152 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
The only reason they're so over priced is cuz yur paying for the logo.
It's ridiculous.
#154 to #153 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
AND I STILL FORGET I CAN'T POST LINKS HERE!!

http://reviews.cnet . com/headphones/beats-by-dre-studio/4505-7877_7-33205806.html

http://www.bestbuy . com/site/Beats+By+Dr.+Dre+-+Beats+Studio+Over-the-Ear+Headphones+-+White/9632217 .p?id=1218134614922&skuId=9632217&st=beats&cp=1&lp=4
User avatar #155 to #154 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Lol I know what they look like. Calm your tits.
#156 to #155 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
I just like to cite my sources. Anyways, back to the dancing!
#160 to #159 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
The lights are matching the beat to my music  :D
The lights are matching the beat to my music :D
#161 to #160 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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What song? :o
#162 to #161 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
Mord Fustang - The Electric Dream
User avatar #163 to #162 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
Nice.
I'm listenin to The Quick Brown Fox - Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!
#165 to #163 - thepiratemonkey (08/04/2012) [-]
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
Well, I have to get up in 8 hours, so I better crash now. Good night.
#164 to #163 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
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Oh and im low on dancing gifs so heres... this...
User avatar #148 to #147 - dustypengwin (08/04/2012) [-]
they're*
#140 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Love your name and avatar. Did we chat earlier? Sorry if i've forgotten
#141 to #140 - thepiratemonkey (08/02/2012) [-]
I think we did at one point in time. I just thought I'd send you a friend request, seeing how nice a person you are. Oh, and congratulations on making top ten. I hope I can make it up there soon.
User avatar #142 to #141 - waffies ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Aww hell man. Thanks. For the compliment and the congrats.

Didn't take me long to rise from where you are now to where I am, so i wouldn't doubt it! Just keep up the funny!
User avatar #139 - thepiratemonkey (07/23/2012) [-]
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