many thanks

You are mistaken my friend. This is really what I look like.

I'm lost in your eyes.

link perhaps?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=la091ApC7q4

many thanks

THE SMELL OF URINE AND POLLUTION IS LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME.

NEWS FLASH. MAY LUNGS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. FUCKING 1V1 RAP BATTLE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I'M A SPACE WIZARD, DON'T YA KNOW?

YEAH. Fat Bitches lay 10x better than skeletons. And you don't have to be committed!
Heart attacks are a relationship ender, and the best thing with the plus sized ladies is that you expect it! So you can plan ahead!

PIKES FUCKING PEAK IS JUST THAT. A GOD DAMN PIKE.

YOUR SECOND HOME WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES, DESTROY YOUR LUNGS AND RAPE YOU ANALLY!

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE LUNGS, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ACCURATE, COLORADO'S HISTORICALLY FAMOUS FOR ITS FRESH AIR, WHICH IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY SANITARIUMS! I CAN SPIN RAPS LIKE I TYPE IN CAPS, SON -- IT AIN'T 1V1 WHEN I'VE GOT JESUS ON MY NECK-UH-LACE!

Can't even get a fat bitch into doggy style without their cheesy obese stank drawing up bile into your mouth. Fit bitches can do any position and don't need to stop for Insulin shots.

APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS!? MORE LIKE APPLENATION MOUNTAINS! FUCKING NO ONE NEEDS THOSE WEAK ASS APPLE COMMIES!

Holy crap that sounds good.

Mines just... good regular pizza?

That sounds radical.

We have the Appalachians bro, YEAH. MOUNTAINS AND A CITY NOT TO FAR.
HELLA BOSS.

MAYBE WE LIKE FAT BITCHES. They lay better than the fucking skeletons that you got roaming around.

And The ghetto is a tourist attraction, don't even.

I'm sorry, I don't recall anyone composing the original poem, "America the Beautiful" on any of the Appalachian Mountains. Pretty sure that distinction belongs to PIKES FUCKING PEAK.

Oh, you look fat bitches? Then I hope you won't mind burying them in six-by-six-foot boxes at the age of 30 when they die from their obesity.

Our tourist attractions don't smell like piss. They smell like PINE TREES and FRESH FUCKING AIR, something you wouldn't know about.

THE SMELL OF URINE AND POLLUTION IS LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME.

NEWS FLASH. MAY LUNGS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. FUCKING 1V1 RAP BATTLE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I'M A SPACE WIZARD, DON'T YA KNOW?

YEAH. Fat Bitches lay 10x better than skeletons. And you don't have to be committed!
Heart attacks are a relationship ender, and the best thing with the plus sized ladies is that you expect it! So you can plan ahead!

PIKES FUCKING PEAK IS JUST THAT. A GOD DAMN PIKE.

YOUR SECOND HOME WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES, DESTROY YOUR LUNGS AND RAPE YOU ANALLY!

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE LUNGS, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ACCURATE, COLORADO'S HISTORICALLY FAMOUS FOR ITS FRESH AIR, WHICH IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY SANITARIUMS! I CAN SPIN RAPS LIKE I TYPE IN CAPS, SON -- IT AIN'T 1V1 WHEN I'VE GOT JESUS ON MY NECK-UH-LACE!

Can't even get a fat bitch into doggy style without their cheesy obese stank drawing up bile into your mouth. Fit bitches can do any position and don't need to stop for Insulin shots.

APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS!? MORE LIKE APPLENATION MOUNTAINS! FUCKING NO ONE NEEDS THOSE WEAK ASS APPLE COMMIES!

I live in Kansas (Im sure my state sucks worse than yours.)
Theres this great pizza place called Knolla's, its super good.

My date took me there once, now its my favorite place.

How's it made? I took to the Mountain Pie at Beau Jo's in Colorado (plus one in Wyoming) partly because it's an original and also it's pretty fucking unique. It's got this neatly folded crust that's a lot fluffier and tastier than most pizzas'. Then both the crust and the sauce has honey baked into it. It's actually custom to eat the remaining crust with honey, which is pretty fine and dandy. Then they layer toppings depending on how many there are, where some will go beneath the cheese and the rest on top, which makes it pretty good. And for pies as thick as they are, they're surprisingly easy on the stomach.

Holy crap that sounds good.

Mines just... good regular pizza?

That sounds radical.

You live in Colorado, the state where everyone drives Three miles an hour.

Also that's brooklyn style pizza, and it's shitty.

Shit man.

Like. What the fuck do you have in Colorado.

Mountains and shitty Weed and slow drivers.

My fucking frontlawn is more developed than your entire state.

We're also the least fat state, which means we have the fittest bitches, so have fun trudging through all the sows bumbling around New York.

Mountains are dope as fuck. People may go to New York for the glamour of "high culture," but the rest of the urban areas reek of piss. People come to Colorado for scaling 14-mile high mountains or skiing on our awesome slopes. You know, things requiring physical ability about which a person can actually feel proud.

We have the Appalachians bro, YEAH. MOUNTAINS AND A CITY NOT TO FAR.
HELLA BOSS.

MAYBE WE LIKE FAT BITCHES. They lay better than the fucking skeletons that you got roaming around.

And The ghetto is a tourist attraction, don't even.

I'm sorry, I don't recall anyone composing the original poem, "America the Beautiful" on any of the Appalachian Mountains. Pretty sure that distinction belongs to PIKES FUCKING PEAK.

Oh, you look fat bitches? Then I hope you won't mind burying them in six-by-six-foot boxes at the age of 30 when they die from their obesity.

Our tourist attractions don't smell like piss. They smell like PINE TREES and FRESH FUCKING AIR, something you wouldn't know about.

THE SMELL OF URINE AND POLLUTION IS LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME.

NEWS FLASH. MAY LUNGS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. FUCKING 1V1 RAP BATTLE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I'M A SPACE WIZARD, DON'T YA KNOW?

YEAH. Fat Bitches lay 10x better than skeletons. And you don't have to be committed!
Heart attacks are a relationship ender, and the best thing with the plus sized ladies is that you expect it! So you can plan ahead!

PIKES FUCKING PEAK IS JUST THAT. A GOD DAMN PIKE.

YOUR SECOND HOME WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES, DESTROY YOUR LUNGS AND RAPE YOU ANALLY!

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE LUNGS, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ACCURATE, COLORADO'S HISTORICALLY FAMOUS FOR ITS FRESH AIR, WHICH IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY SANITARIUMS! I CAN SPIN RAPS LIKE I TYPE IN CAPS, SON -- IT AIN'T 1V1 WHEN I'VE GOT JESUS ON MY NECK-UH-LACE!

Can't even get a fat bitch into doggy style without their cheesy obese stank drawing up bile into your mouth. Fit bitches can do any position and don't need to stop for Insulin shots.

APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS!? MORE LIKE APPLENATION MOUNTAINS! FUCKING NO ONE NEEDS THOSE WEAK ASS APPLE COMMIES!

I never thought about it before, but you're correct.

Thumbed down? I'm on 0...

I'm poor as fuck. I've got Skyrim, Fallout, Fifa and Battlefield, and for some reason I found CoD.

I only play my xbox now and again, and my parents don't buy me games because, well, I'm 20, they buy me things like clothes or help with my food shopping in University.
When I buy / sell games, I head the ebay route.
Sold my old CoD for the same price I bought it for, which was alright, got Skyrim for only £20 when it was about £35 in store.
I can afford maybe one or two new games, but I'm not the type of person to keep games too long. I used to complete a game, rinse it of all fun and then bail on it and sell it.


I'll decide what to do when I get my student finance in a few days I guess.

You were -4 earlier.

Wanderer armour is quite light. I'd recommend the Dusk Crown. Boosts your sorcery damage by I believe 20%.

I don't have my mom buying me them either, but I am stuck to paper tissues, because I get a cold frequently... and carrying a roll of toilet paper wouldn't really make sense^^.
on the other hand, I have never used tissue boxes in my whole life, yet I know of some people who do.
They seem to be more frequent in amerika though.

anyways, thanks for enlighting me.
have a thumb, good sir