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Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
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#505389 - They were also lubing up their cocks to fuck Microsoft violent…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#505403 - smashingkills (06/11/2013) [-]
This was the most time consuming part.

This is basically Sony.
#505386 - "Fucked" is a strong word. "Violently … 06/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#505365 - They effectively said, "Suck our massive used-game-suppor… 06/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#480402 - Yeah, if you make sure you play offline or don't revive yourse… 05/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#472183 - My friend (or rather my roommate's friend, since I only met th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #472188 - tylosaurus (05/24/2013) [-]
I've bowed every time and not gotten attacken, they also bowed.
I had someone invade me, standing behind me as if he was going to backstab me with his Zweihander because I was afk. He backed off when I got back and greeted me, then he won the fight fair and square.
So so far, I haven't really had any bad experiences with it, beside this one fight where I invaded and they were two. The one guy lagged though, so he teleported from the front and behind me somehow and got a backstab.
User avatar #472185 - rather (05/24/2013) [-]
Is PvP optional?
#480402 - thepenname (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you make sure you play offline or don't revive yourself. If you're alive you can get invaded by enemy players.
#467461 - As others have said, neither are backwards compatible, althoug… 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#467457 - Microsoft acquired Skype in 2011, so it's still news how they'… 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#467418 - I just wish they had spent some more time cleaning up rumors s… 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#467416 - "A world revolving around the player's choices." … 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#467387 - We saw a big ship crashing into a bridge and a little girl tou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #467395 - averagewhitekid (05/21/2013) [-]
" A world revolving around the player's choices"
Then it shows some chick who can do some powerful stuff
Quantic Break, name just like the company
And all the details said about it so far are just like a Quantic Dream game beginning details
#467416 - thepenname (05/21/2013) [-]
"A world revolving around the player's choices."
- Peter Molyneux and every RPG ever.

Obviously that's an exaggeration, but that's not exactly a selling point unique to Quantic Dream. Tons of RPGs and adventure games are all about the dynamic game worlds. I've seen a Heavy Rain LP, so I know how that applies to Quantic Dreams' games, but they didn't invent dynamic storylines and player choice, which are only two features of many you could take out of, "A world revolving around the player's choices."

Also, the game's called Quantum Break, not Quantic. I'm sure you know quantum physics is a huge branch of science that's been an inspiration to a lot of different sci-fi productions in various genres. It's more likely a reference to that field, which will probably play a big role in the game's fictive world, than a shot at a competing developer.

I'd say she's more like what's-her-face from F.E.A.R. than Juno in Beyond Two Souls, since the girl in this game looks like she might be up to some mischief and also she's a LITTLE girl, and creepy supernatural little girls is a common trope in video games, film and literature.

"And all the details said about it so far are just like a Quantic Dream game beginning details." How?
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User avatar #20 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [-]
Did I just miss someone commit account suicide? damn it.
#17 - fizzor (09/13/2012) [-]
Dude. You definitely stirred some shit today. Not bad, sir. Not bad at all.
User avatar #16 - lordderpington (09/13/2012) [-]
I see your obsessed with women deserving more things than men.
We are all equal, how will you treat your bf/husband if you think men are pigs?
Will you even have one? Think about it.



stupid woman
User avatar #15 - xenoquack (09/13/2012) [-]
You are hilarious.
#8 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I never understand the line of logic of persons such as yourself. There's always the occasional person who will repeat the same comment repeatedly across statuses, but you decide to pick the most offensive comment possible for each content and see what results you get. You may claim not to be a troll, but your commenting up to this point is somewhat contrary.

So honestly and non agressively i'd like to ask:

Sup broski? how's things?
#9 to #8 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean really close to see that your username is "waffies" and not "waffles." I was really close to eating you, bro. You better watch yourself. I'm a 400-pound American and I'll eat the fuck out of you.
#10 to #9 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
A-ha! you've seen through my clever ruse, but little do you know i'm a 200-pound muscular Macedonian savage who will eat the fuck out of you!
#11 to #10 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
What the fuck is a Macedonian? Do you mean Mazda? Those are chick cars. Fuck off, chick car-driving faggot.
#12 to #11 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
#13 to #12 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd keep posting but I'm trying to look through this shitty front page content. Fuck, FunnyJunk was better in 1994 when it was purple.
#18 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
#14 to #13 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I prefer the mild khaki with the red banner when kim jong was a different dictator, back in the good old days
#6 - mfchimichanga **User deleted account** (09/16/2011) [-]
Are you aware that you just broke the thumb system?  
  
You are awesome.
Are you aware that you just broke the thumb system?

You are awesome.
#7 to #11 - thepenname (09/16/2011) [-]
Well that's swell.
#5 - twiztidninjas **User deleted account** (04/27/2011) [-]
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