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Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, any Halo, any Fallout, Dead Space 2
X-box Gamertag: DerTeufelanwalt
Date Signed Up:1/11/2011
Last Login:3/20/2013
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#243 - I accept your premise. However, you are not the last human. Th… 08/10/2012 on imagine 0
#97 - You know what FJ? After a pleasant 2 years, I think I've had j…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Speaks the truth 0
User avatar #130 - swiftykidd (08/10/2012) [-]
/r/athiesm is a circle jerk. go to /r/debateanathiest
#102 - tonyri (08/10/2012) [-]
I agree with the anon below me. /r/ atheism is just a circle jerk of 12 year old kids that think it is "cool" to be atheist.
#99 - N. Korean citizen (08/10/2012) [-]
>Had enough of your whiny shit
>Retreats to place where people whine about religion

Perfect logic.
#17 - Holy Jeezus. Fucking perfect. Where are you stationed, and how…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Guy gets shot down 0
#18 - tylerthenord (08/11/2012) [-]
Im stationed at camp pendleton, and i get internet just about every night, i live off base with my girlfriend.
#19 - theparadox (08/11/2012) [-]
Oh, right. I forgot you can do that.

Do you know what internet availability is like in Afghanistan?
#20 - tylerthenord (08/12/2012) [-]
very little, almost never for 0311.
#21 - theparadox (08/15/2012) [-]
I thought so. Thank you.
#11 - You are? Just out curiosity, are you currently on active duty?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Guy gets shot down 0
#14 - tylerthenord (08/03/2012) [-]
Yes i am, active duty 0311.
#17 - theparadox (08/08/2012) [-]
Holy Jeezus. Fucking perfect. Where are you stationed, and how often do you get internet access?

I'm wondering because I'm an aspiring 1371 and nobody seems to be able to answer that question.
#18 - tylerthenord (08/11/2012) [-]
Im stationed at camp pendleton, and i get internet just about every night, i live off base with my girlfriend.
#19 - theparadox (08/11/2012) [-]
Oh, right. I forgot you can do that.

Do you know what internet availability is like in Afghanistan?
#20 - tylerthenord (08/12/2012) [-]
very little, almost never for 0311.
#21 - theparadox (08/15/2012) [-]
I thought so. Thank you.
#596 - Picture 08/03/2012 on becuase fuck you +2
#21 - Picture 07/27/2012 on Time for sleep 0
#195 - Oh my god. That's all I could think about when Batman hooked t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Repealing bans...? +3
#231 - crystalversion (07/25/2012) [-]
In my head I was yelling at Batman to not do that
#177 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Repealing bans...? +25
#115 - Because I can see every comment ever posted on FJ.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on Repealing bans...? 0
User avatar #360 - popkornking (07/25/2012) [-]
Not criticizing, just wondering, I don't care really
#2 - It was really good overall, but pretty much anything involving… 07/24/2012 on Deadpool: A Typical Tuesday 0
#1 - I gotta say, this was pretty awesome. 07/24/2012 on Deadpool: A Typical Tuesday 0
#48 - Well. My apologies for not being able to see every fucking com… 07/24/2012 on Repealing bans...? 0
#47 - My apologies, random citizen. I haven't seen your comment, thi… 07/24/2012 on Repealing bans...? 0
#7 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Repealing bans...? -2
#95 - ERMAGERD WARPIG OIL WHORE FILTHY FERT MURRICANS 07/10/2012 on When posting your humble... +3
#3 - You know, I'd love to see you "Fuck the police!" fag… 07/10/2012 on What's your excuse? -1
#482 - Anon beat me to Mesa, so here's a wallpaper for my fellow Arizonans. 07/07/2012 on A marine's 4th of July 0
#290 - Wait just one goddamn minute. We spend all of our tim…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2012 on K. +1
#318 - schnitzle (07/03/2012) [-]
I have almost everything Regular Show, but the original, no.
I do have this, though
User avatar #309 - metalninjared (07/02/2012) [-]
Well...I mean, she kinda gropes herself and then that just makes me want to see her slutty. Am I a bad person?
User avatar #293 - hwarangyo (07/02/2012) [-]
Its a paradox.
i thought you of all people would understand
#309 - Well, I can see this is going nowhere, so here's some footage … 06/28/2012 on Interesting things 0
#252 - So, you're saying we shouldn't share useful information on the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Interesting things -1
#259 - goochmckooch (06/28/2012) [-]
not the point. i dont want to keep looking at the same bull shit over and over and over and over and over i'm sick of it! for fuck sakes if you havnt seen it but it's around you could find it without it being reposted.
#309 - theparadox (06/28/2012) [-]
Well, I can see this is going nowhere, so here's some footage from the fifth circle of hell.
#539 - That... that picture is godly. Thank you, my fellow Arizonan. 06/28/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 2 0
#537 - Because I fucking love this state!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 2 0
User avatar #679 - inyourmind (06/28/2012) [-]
Very acceptable reason.
#245 - Who gives a shit? it's useful information. It SHOULD be repost…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Interesting things -1
User avatar #249 - goochmckooch (06/28/2012) [-]
oh i'm so sorry you didnt see it the first fucking time then go google it you n00b
#252 - theparadox (06/28/2012) [-]
So, you're saying we shouldn't share useful information on the internet just so some idiot can take credit for compiling them from sites he did NOT create... on a comedy website, like some 2-year-old in their "IT'S MIIIIIIIINE!!" phase???

Really?
#259 - goochmckooch (06/28/2012) [-]
not the point. i dont want to keep looking at the same bull shit over and over and over and over and over i'm sick of it! for fuck sakes if you havnt seen it but it's around you could find it without it being reposted.
#309 - theparadox (06/28/2012) [-]
Well, I can see this is going nowhere, so here's some footage from the fifth circle of hell.
#142 - Arizona thread?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 2 +3
#208 - spoonicorn (06/28/2012) [-]
#141 - Except that's not a saguaro. You came to the wrong ne…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 2 +6
User avatar #205 - inyourmind (06/28/2012) [-]
Why do you have a bunch of Arizona pictures?
#537 - theparadox (06/28/2012) [-]
Because I fucking love this state!
User avatar #679 - inyourmind (06/28/2012) [-]
Very acceptable reason.
User avatar #187 - thatnerdyguy (06/28/2012) [-]
That was my second thought.
My first was "it's impossible to live here and not know that"
#146 - mwvolkma (06/28/2012) [-]
yay for Gilbert
#539 - theparadox (06/28/2012) [-]
That... that picture is godly. Thank you, my fellow Arizonan.
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User avatar #3 - paradox ONLINE (09/12/2011) [-]
correction you stole my name. ive been on this site for over 8 years.
#1 - murderousowl (07/18/2011) [-]
y hullo thar.
y hullo thar.
#2 to #1 - theparadox (07/18/2011) [-]
ohai
ohai
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