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#30 - Ghost is only better for straight chasing someone, flash is a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Eff you ziggs -1
User avatar #35 - sackit (04/18/2013) [-]
Meh not really yeah sure you can flash a wall but when you can ru naway from the enemy is better

flashing is all about letting the enemy flash being cd:3
#36 - Not when she tells your parents that you're planning on losing…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Masturbation +3
User avatar #37 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
I doubt it. Apparently some kids at her school do more. One used to watch porn in class, and apparently cut back
User avatar #38 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
Someone was doing that during a lecture at my college. He was second to back row and I was sitting right behind him. At least he had good taste.
User avatar #39 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
....I was found with hentai on my phone

Is your username related to Taiga
User avatar #40 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
My friend's mom found a folder of several GB of tentacle hentai on his pc. It happened while he was still on skype and she just said "You've disgraced us," and walked out of his room, a minute later you could hear her yelling at him in the background. It was hilarious.

Yes it is.
User avatar #41 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
You were with him on skype?
Friends messed with me in college. Think native american chant
Hen Tai Por No Hen Tai Por No

I haven't watched it. How good?
User avatar #42 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, we were in a skype call and he put down his headset to do something without muting himself then his mom came in to do shit.

I like it. If you like Tsundere then you kind of owe it to yourself to watch it since this is the show that really popularized the archetype, and made Rie Kugimiya the tsundere queen. I think that there have been better romantic-comedies since then, but this one definitely has a place in my heart.
User avatar #43 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
friend of mine moved out, but decided to leave his hentai and just pick them up later(physical copies) his mom found them. They had a talk when he came back. Also, apparently the maid was interested in it

I've watched a bunch of romantic comedies. Its my main genre, but I tend not to watch some of the more well known shows because I'm watching something else that caught my attention
#429 - A person who believes in god is by definition, not an atheist.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Title: +1
#433 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
No my dad didn't believe in god. My mother knew this and chose to not acknowledge it. I never said that someone who believes in higher being is an Atheist.
#50 - I didn't say that all smart people unfit, just that many are. 04/18/2013 on I'm so fresh you can suck... 0
#30 - That's too ******* much. My wiener hurts after li…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Masturbation +9
#32 - englman (04/18/2013) [-]
Good gosh.. Hats off to your friends. The most I've ever gone was 5 times in a row. And that took 11pm-3am. However, when I was younger, I went 7 times in (I think anyway) less than 24 hours. I'm pretty sure I'm 'Hyper-sexed' or something lol..
#29 - An hero. You really took one for the team.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Masturbation +4
User avatar #33 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
...but I'm still alive
User avatar #36 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
Not when she tells your parents that you're planning on losing weight by masturbating all day.
User avatar #37 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
I doubt it. Apparently some kids at her school do more. One used to watch porn in class, and apparently cut back
User avatar #38 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
Someone was doing that during a lecture at my college. He was second to back row and I was sitting right behind him. At least he had good taste.
User avatar #39 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
....I was found with hentai on my phone

Is your username related to Taiga
User avatar #40 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
My friend's mom found a folder of several GB of tentacle hentai on his pc. It happened while he was still on skype and she just said "You've disgraced us," and walked out of his room, a minute later you could hear her yelling at him in the background. It was hilarious.

Yes it is.
User avatar #41 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
You were with him on skype?
Friends messed with me in college. Think native american chant
Hen Tai Por No Hen Tai Por No

I haven't watched it. How good?
User avatar #42 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, we were in a skype call and he put down his headset to do something without muting himself then his mom came in to do shit.

I like it. If you like Tsundere then you kind of owe it to yourself to watch it since this is the show that really popularized the archetype, and made Rie Kugimiya the tsundere queen. I think that there have been better romantic-comedies since then, but this one definitely has a place in my heart.
User avatar #43 - savirleo (04/18/2013) [-]
friend of mine moved out, but decided to leave his hentai and just pick them up later(physical copies) his mom found them. They had a talk when he came back. Also, apparently the maid was interested in it

I've watched a bunch of romantic comedies. Its my main genre, but I tend not to watch some of the more well known shows because I'm watching something else that caught my attention
#225 - Mary Poppins is loaded with good one-liners for this game actu… 04/18/2013 on Help With Puns +3
#13 - I wish more people would. Try finding something from a few mon… 04/18/2013 on Piggu!!~ +3
#46 - Yeah, but how many smart people are also physically fit? I ima…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on I'm so fresh you can suck... 0
#49 - Womens Study Major (04/18/2013) [-]
I have a 85% average, and I'm rather athletic.
Suck it.
User avatar #50 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't say that all smart people unfit, just that many are.
#48 - knitey (04/18/2013) [-]
Yea, but let's be honest here. Everyone here has a plan in case of a zombie outbreak, you can't outrun zombies forever. That's why we will survive.

#80 - insanefreak (04/18/2013) [-]
Just survive them for a few weeks. Then you'll only have skeletons running around.
#156 - If it exists, there's a fetish for it. This one is … 04/18/2013 on no panties allowed! +1
#415 - You could come from an atheist or non-religious household to b…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Title: +1
#425 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm not going to cherry pick every single instance that deviates from my example. Most people i know at least believe in god. My own father is atheist. You could say my household was non-religious. And most other people in my neighborhood. But we all believed in god. And deviating from that was not considered socially acceptable.

Im listening to a speech on the Boston bombing by Obama and he is not afraid of throwing out the "G" Word every now an again. Does it not occur to him that Islam exists? Or that there might be Jews in the audience. Or Atheists. Or what about the Wiccans? Or those that recognize with Greek or Roman Gods? Or Egyptian gods? Or those that believe in Zoroastrianism Or the "Great Spirit" of the Native Americans. And yes i realize a Native American can sign up to any of the religions before me.

No he is speaking to the majority.
User avatar #442 - internetzsoviet (04/18/2013) [-]
If you believe in a "god" but reject organized religion and culture, you're a Deist, not an Atheist.

An Atheist and a Deist are two very different things, friend.
User avatar #429 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
A person who believes in god is by definition, not an atheist. How can someone who presently believes in a deity possibly be called an atheist simply because he doesn't follow a specific religion? The people you're describing (like your father) might be described as anti-religion since they have a belief in a higher power but don't follow any denomination or oppose established religions.
#433 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
No my dad didn't believe in god. My mother knew this and chose to not acknowledge it. I never said that someone who believes in higher being is an Atheist.
#410 - What a pile of horse **** . Your comment suggests …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Title: 0
#413 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Well majority of America does affiliate with religion. And you generally have to come from somewhere.
User avatar #415 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
You could come from an atheist or non-religious household to begin with. Also, you could not give a shit about church and touch yourself through mass.
#425 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm not going to cherry pick every single instance that deviates from my example. Most people i know at least believe in god. My own father is atheist. You could say my household was non-religious. And most other people in my neighborhood. But we all believed in god. And deviating from that was not considered socially acceptable.

Im listening to a speech on the Boston bombing by Obama and he is not afraid of throwing out the "G" Word every now an again. Does it not occur to him that Islam exists? Or that there might be Jews in the audience. Or Atheists. Or what about the Wiccans? Or those that recognize with Greek or Roman Gods? Or Egyptian gods? Or those that believe in Zoroastrianism Or the "Great Spirit" of the Native Americans. And yes i realize a Native American can sign up to any of the religions before me.

No he is speaking to the majority.
User avatar #442 - internetzsoviet (04/18/2013) [-]
If you believe in a "god" but reject organized religion and culture, you're a Deist, not an Atheist.

An Atheist and a Deist are two very different things, friend.
User avatar #429 - thepalmtoptiger (04/18/2013) [-]
A person who believes in god is by definition, not an atheist. How can someone who presently believes in a deity possibly be called an atheist simply because he doesn't follow a specific religion? The people you're describing (like your father) might be described as anti-religion since they have a belief in a higher power but don't follow any denomination or oppose established religions.
#433 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
No my dad didn't believe in god. My mother knew this and chose to not acknowledge it. I never said that someone who believes in higher being is an Atheist.
#409 - For a second I thought "Zlamous is back in town." 04/18/2013 on Title: +2
#109 - How do you botch copypasta?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Near b& experience 0
#117 - Kyuss (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just too stupid to use a computer.
#118 - A usb port has significantly lower read/write speed than a SAT… 04/18/2013 on Jason gets a little revenge 0
#162 - This is an idiotic post. Really, most of these things can hard…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Over The Hill -4
User avatar #191 - WhiteReaper (04/17/2013) [-]
Id like to hear why.
#575 - This is from January XD 04/17/2013 on Apples middle finger 0
#571 - Yeesh, talk about grave-digging.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Apples middle finger 0
#573 - voidekatwo (04/17/2013) [-]
I thought it was new... i got here from the front page o.e must have clicked random by accident.
User avatar #575 - thepalmtoptiger (04/17/2013) [-]
This is from January XD
#1049 - No, I think for most religious people it is an moral dilemma; … 04/17/2013 on co-existion is possible 0
#201 - Union.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Butt Sex 0
User avatar #203 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Nevermind then. I guess things like that happen a lot.
#189 - yeah, I did.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Butt Sex 0
User avatar #197 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Middlesex?
User avatar #201 - thepalmtoptiger (04/16/2013) [-]
Union.
User avatar #203 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Nevermind then. I guess things like that happen a lot.
#85 - Seeing as they sell guns in supermarkets in some states, I dou… 04/16/2013 on A tale 0
#56 - I've been saying this **** for over a year now, e… 04/16/2013 on Much worse. +2
#29 - It's not fat, I have a protective covering. I wouldn't want my…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Man cheerleader in FL +4
User avatar #30 - ehzio (04/16/2013) [-]
Of course, of course. It's the inside that matters <3
#82 - I've heard some ******* horror stories. Someone I…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Butt Sex +20
#193 - joneseybamf (04/16/2013) [-]
i've heard that same story in NJ and they blamed it on the dog and the dog got in so much trouble
User avatar #176 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Do you go to high school in NJ? Because it sounds like something I heard last year.
User avatar #189 - thepalmtoptiger (04/16/2013) [-]
yeah, I did.
User avatar #197 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Middlesex?
User avatar #201 - thepalmtoptiger (04/16/2013) [-]
Union.
User avatar #203 - thejerseyjenn (04/16/2013) [-]
Nevermind then. I guess things like that happen a lot.
#171 - ShaqueilS (04/16/2013) [-]
By any chance did you go to high school in NY, because I think I know the girl you speak of
#114 - mjdjoy (04/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much

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#32 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
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#25 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
I want to be your friend because of Taiga.
Also, why was that show so sad? I wanted her to stay dammit! D':
...
Console me.
User avatar #30 to #25 - Taiga (08/10/2012) [-]
what if you actually become a friend of mine instead the real Taiga :P
User avatar #31 to #30 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
Identity crisis right here. Too many Taigas. (Although there are never too many)
User avatar #26 to #25 - thepalmtoptiger (08/10/2012) [-]
Me too. That show made me so sad at the end. Still, it is one of my favorite series. If you're looking for more shows to watch then just ask. I can go down my list of animes XD.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
For me, I like to think the show ended on the 24th episode (second to last). Where everything is resolved, and theyre going to be married and everything. Just leave it at that, you damn writers! D:< And thats all right, I recently started One Piece (ohgodwhy.jpeg). Currently on episode 72 or something, but I still have about 500 episodes to go!
User avatar #28 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger (08/10/2012) [-]
lol yeah that's why I can't get in to One Piece. I tried to start One Piece right around the time that Naruto Shippuden started and I couldn't. Have you watched Soul Eater and Fairy Tail? If you like One Piece then those are worth trying.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
Soul Eater is incredible. Its actually one of my top animes right now. But I really like One Piece, and Im in no rush to finish it, so its all good!
#23 - GothicChi (07/13/2012) [-]
gotta love toradora
User avatar #24 to #33 - thepalmtoptiger (07/13/2012) [-]
It's one of my favorites. I also recommend Hanasaku Iroha.
User avatar #21 - daniboyi (06/01/2012) [-]
A roll told me to tell you, that you are the most ******* brutal person ever lived!
User avatar #19 - silverzepher (06/01/2012) [-]
you are ******* BRUTAL
User avatar #17 - cloymax (06/01/2012) [-]
****** YOU'RE SO ******* BRUTAL.
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#11 - spacecheese (06/01/2012) [-]
you're 						*******					 brutal
you're ******* brutal
User avatar #10 - shinkaia (06/01/2012) [-]
HEY!......your ******* brutal!
User avatar #18 to #24 - shinkaia (06/01/2012) [-]
i knew something was wrong with that sentence...
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User avatar #5 - girlygirlygirl (05/10/2012) [-]
Don't try to reason with idiots...
User avatar #6 to #15 - thepalmtoptiger (05/10/2012) [-]
lol it's w/e, I learned a long time ago that you can't change people's minds about stuff no matter how hard you try. I'm not gonna argue with the dude, just make a comment and leave it at that.
User avatar #7 to #16 - girlygirlygirl (05/10/2012) [-]
I just love proving people wrong...it's the woman in me
User avatar #8 to #17 - thepalmtoptiger (05/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty fun blowing peoples' arguments out of the water.
#2 - obligated (05/08/2012) [-]
**obligated rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Derpy is British. ** Just saw your username, you sir are ******* awesome, Toradora! is My number 1 Favorite anime ever.
User avatar #3 to #12 - thepalmtoptiger (05/08/2012) [-]
Yeah it was my favorite for a year or two, then i stumbled upon Welcome to the NHK. Toradora is still my #2.
User avatar #4 to #13 - obligated (05/08/2012) [-]
Never heard of it, i just started Maid-Sama, my number 2 favorite is Zero no Tsukaima season 1-4.
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