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#29 - Should we pat you on the back?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on America 0
User avatar #30 - slenderwolf (03/31/2013) [-]
Well everyone is talking about thier service or thoughts of service, I thought I could get some pro tips on how to go about this.
User avatar #70 - thepalmtoptiger (03/31/2013) [-]
One of the best ways to go, if you're planning to become an officer, is to get an ROTC scholarship. If you want to do a tour as an NCO then feel free to do so, but keep in mind that you'll be making pretty little money as an E-1, and don't quote me on this, but I don't think that your time as an NCO will go toward your pension as an officer.

I recommend going to your local recruiting office really. They'll be able to give you the most information on this kind of stuff. You should also talk to non-recruiter servicemen because recruiters might stretch the truth to entice you. Also, make sure you're clear that you just want info and are not actively seeking to enlist when going to the recruiting office. When I was a freshman in high school I made the mistake of giving a Marine Corp. recruiter my number and 2 years out of high school he's still calling me to see if I'm interested.
#38 - Comment deleted 03/31/2013 on North Korea just mcfucked up 0
#55 - Since you already announced spoilers in your comment I won't f…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Elizabeth and Booker +1
User avatar #57 - xyzlegend (03/31/2013) [-]
The Booker who did not become Comstock (the one you play as) goes to the part right before he is baptized into Comstock, so you are essentially killing Comstock before he is "born" at the baptism.

This kills any future dimensions where Comstock existed and now only leaves the Booker who did not get babtized (if thats what you meant by multiverse)
User avatar #77 - thepalmtoptiger (03/31/2013) [-]
But comstock got baptized after right after wounded knee, which already happened in booker's (your) plane of reality, so wouldn't it not make a difference whether or not that instance of booker dies?
User avatar #112 - xbigcx (03/31/2013) [-]
i think at the end when Elizabeth drowns Booker, its trying to show the death of Booker as a whole because the Booker your playing is at the final understanding of everything he can become. He at that moment is holding all the memories that could be created when he ways he both. So if what i'm thinking is correct, with him having the understanding of both Booker and Comstock he can kill all chance if any of this happening, including Elizabeth being born and basically destroying all of Columbia from reality.
User avatar #122 - thepalmtoptiger (03/31/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #94 - zoidz (03/31/2013) [-]
Remember how he said 'Smoother the baby'? If you let the baby live, a bunch of lifes can be made, if you kill it from its original ORIGIN then none of the others can exist since you killed the 'start'.
#86 - Not impressed. This is the same **** as snake fir… 03/31/2013 on Don't mind me -2
#41 - The most terrifying creature in all the land. 03/31/2013 on Happy Easter +80
#34 - I think Ren and Stimpy had funnier ones. 03/31/2013 on Bondage, it can be fun 0
#33 - Right, so someone explain this show to me. I recently watched …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Bondage, it can be fun 0
User avatar #38 - werrew (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really. All we know is that Simon and Marcy are survivors of the Mushroom war. The Mushroom war has been mentioned several times in the show and it's probably a reference to the mushroom clouds nukes make. The show is supposed to take about 2000 years after the war (which also wiped out all of humanity except for finn)
#48 - phoenixactual (07/30/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, this far in the future, people won't remember what nuclear war is, all they will remember is the tales of mushrooms in the sky. the mushroom war mutated the earth, bringing forth new forms of life, and destroying the boundaries between dimensions completely.
User avatar #43 - thetom (04/09/2013) [-]
1000 years
User avatar #44 - werrew (04/09/2013) [-]
Oops, thanks for catching that
#140 - Brutal. 03/31/2013 on This show 0
#119 - I think it is pretty stupid that ferrets are still labeled as … 03/31/2013 on ferrets +3
#170 - This is the cycle of celebrity deaths. Does anyone remember Mi… 03/31/2013 on LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN +2
#156 - Another failure of the public education system. Thanks Obama!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on Sex -3
User avatar #157 - payseht (03/31/2013) [-]
Where I'm from, whenever there was anything related to genitals, the opposite sex would be asked to leave.
I learned about the vagina mostly via the internet...
#27 - imagine my disappointment. 03/30/2013 on Acceptable +5
#170 - I wish that they'd released Battlefield 1943 for PC. I liked 1… 03/30/2013 on BF 4 0
#44 - and now anyone who owns this contraption can measure your girth. 03/30/2013 on Tumblr6 +2
#90 - lol, yeah well I remember the local cosmetology school gives p… 03/29/2013 on Has science gone too far? 0
#54 - I just saw this episode like 2 days ago. I really want part 2. 03/29/2013 on Marcy and Ice King 0
#52 - So basically Takistan Life in Arma 2. Seriously though, try pl… 03/29/2013 on Awesome idea 0
#31 - He is saying that he would use full force when punching the to… 03/29/2013 on PEOPLE ARE DICKS +8
#16 - I thought the fat guy was Chris Christie for a second. 03/29/2013 on How german politic works 0
#32 - It is probably better than having them practice on living peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Has science gone too far? +1
#36 - kisushima (03/29/2013) [-]
With cadavers that really isn't possible due to how a dead body progresses. We use real people after we've used a dummy. The dummy is used to simulate and allow us to find where landmarks on people typically are. After that we use real people because in the real word people deviate from the norm in a healthy way :). But lol at the cosmetology school comment.
User avatar #90 - thepalmtoptiger (03/29/2013) [-]
lol, yeah well I remember the local cosmetology school gives people super cheap haircuts (~$5) to give their students practice.
#7 - That would be completely illogical.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Unemployed -1
#9 - tecnoturc (03/29/2013) [-]
>Guy wonders where he was going
>Friend/Boyfriend says he never had a job before (as Guy is opening the door)
>Guy realizes he might have had an imaginary job and he just lost it
>Guy just makes random sound "wellp"
>Friend/Boyfriend goes to some chemical thing he was working on and promises he will make the imaginary people suffer (presumably being sarcastic)
#26 - Maybe it is because I've only seen her in The Hunger Games, bu… 03/29/2013 on Marriage Material +6
#32 - What have you done? 03/29/2013 on Like a boss +1
#9 - Sure, then the bear goes ******* ******** … 03/29/2013 on Sir please 0
#87 - When you first get teleported in the end segment I was like &q… 03/29/2013 on Elizabeth +1

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#32 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
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#25 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
I want to be your friend because of Taiga.
Also, why was that show so sad? I wanted her to stay dammit! D':
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Console me.
User avatar #30 to #25 - Taiga (08/10/2012) [-]
what if you actually become a friend of mine instead the real Taiga :P
User avatar #31 to #30 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
Identity crisis right here. Too many Taigas. (Although there are never too many)
User avatar #26 to #25 - thepalmtoptiger (08/10/2012) [-]
Me too. That show made me so sad at the end. Still, it is one of my favorite series. If you're looking for more shows to watch then just ask. I can go down my list of animes XD.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
For me, I like to think the show ended on the 24th episode (second to last). Where everything is resolved, and theyre going to be married and everything. Just leave it at that, you damn writers! D:< And thats all right, I recently started One Piece (ohgodwhy.jpeg). Currently on episode 72 or something, but I still have about 500 episodes to go!
User avatar #28 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger (08/10/2012) [-]
lol yeah that's why I can't get in to One Piece. I tried to start One Piece right around the time that Naruto Shippuden started and I couldn't. Have you watched Soul Eater and Fairy Tail? If you like One Piece then those are worth trying.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mrfishie (08/10/2012) [-]
Soul Eater is incredible. Its actually one of my top animes right now. But I really like One Piece, and Im in no rush to finish it, so its all good!
#23 - GothicChi (07/13/2012) [-]
gotta love toradora
User avatar #24 to #33 - thepalmtoptiger (07/13/2012) [-]
It's one of my favorites. I also recommend Hanasaku Iroha.
User avatar #21 - daniboyi (06/01/2012) [-]
A roll told me to tell you, that you are the most ******* brutal person ever lived!
User avatar #19 - silverzepher (06/01/2012) [-]
you are ******* BRUTAL
User avatar #17 - cloymax ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
****** YOU'RE SO ******* BRUTAL.
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#11 - spacecheese (06/01/2012) [-]
you're 						*******					 brutal
you're ******* brutal
User avatar #10 - shinkaia (06/01/2012) [-]
HEY!......your ******* brutal!
User avatar #18 to #24 - shinkaia (06/01/2012) [-]
i knew something was wrong with that sentence...
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User avatar #5 - girlygirlygirl (05/10/2012) [-]
Don't try to reason with idiots...
User avatar #6 to #15 - thepalmtoptiger (05/10/2012) [-]
lol it's w/e, I learned a long time ago that you can't change people's minds about stuff no matter how hard you try. I'm not gonna argue with the dude, just make a comment and leave it at that.
User avatar #7 to #16 - girlygirlygirl (05/10/2012) [-]
I just love proving people wrong...it's the woman in me
User avatar #8 to #17 - thepalmtoptiger (05/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty fun blowing peoples' arguments out of the water.
#2 - obligated (05/08/2012) [-]
**obligated rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Derpy is British. ** Just saw your username, you sir are ******* awesome, Toradora! is My number 1 Favorite anime ever.
User avatar #3 to #12 - thepalmtoptiger (05/08/2012) [-]
Yeah it was my favorite for a year or two, then i stumbled upon Welcome to the NHK. Toradora is still my #2.
User avatar #4 to #13 - obligated (05/08/2012) [-]
Never heard of it, i just started Maid-Sama, my number 2 favorite is Zero no Tsukaima season 1-4.
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