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#130 - A guide to understanding women, Volume 1: Chapter 1, subsectio… 05/24/2013 on Rape +3
#128 - I got this 05/24/2013 on Rape +6
#90 - Actually, Norris did serve. He was in the Air Force for one en…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on The Sun vs Marines 0
User avatar #91 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
a flyboy cant compare with a marine
but still....norris as a pilot would be the one to fly chesty and ermey to the sun....
#106 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Neil Patrick Harris +13
#88 - Good plan  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on The Sun vs Marines +3
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
and to keep funnyjunkers happy, take chuck norris along

since norris never served and was just given an honorary place as a marine, he can go with Chesty and Ermey to see how real marines get shit done
User avatar #90 - theonlytinman (05/24/2013) [-]
Actually, Norris did serve. He was in the Air Force for one enlistment. All the same.
User avatar #91 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
a flyboy cant compare with a marine
but still....norris as a pilot would be the one to fly chesty and ermey to the sun....
#86 - Hey, man. That Gas chamber is no joke.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2013 on The Sun vs Marines +2
#102 - oxYKellark (05/24/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? well sure its probablly one of the worst parts of basic thats true but the shit you hear from people inside the chamber is probablly one of the funniest parts man.
quote from this tiny guy in my company named King " Oh lordy! help me jesus help me my hearts on fire!"
User avatar #104 - theonlytinman (05/24/2013) [-]
It was my least favorite part about USMC boot camp by SO many strides. It did have a funny moment. See, my Senior Drill Instructor was this short black man who was just stocky as fuck. And our platoon shitbag decided he wanted to run out of the gas chamber. SDI fuckin decked him so hard that his mask came off. It was awesome.
User avatar #106 - oxYKellark (05/24/2013) [-]
HAHA sounds like this one guy, he was the 1st plt badass, or so we thought. We entered in roster number order so naturally 1st Plt then 2nd Plt which was mine so we were all on deck waiting by the doors after 1st went in and i shit you not like 5 seconds later this guy tries to bust his was back out the entry doors he ran right infront of all of us screaming bloody murder. 3 Drill Sergeant grab him by his arms and head and drag him back in. Needless to say at this point my trousers were full of shit.
User avatar #142 - bulbakip (05/24/2013) [-]
On a related note, how much trouser shatting happens in basic?
User avatar #144 - oxYKellark (05/24/2013) [-]
Too much.
User avatar #146 - bulbakip (05/24/2013) [-]
Also, top bunk or bottom?
#145 - bulbakip (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh lawd. welp, im off to Navy basic in 5 weeks! Time for sea-shits
#85 - No need. Just send Chesty ****** Puller!  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on The Sun vs Marines +6
#148 - hektoroftroy (05/24/2013) [-]
Surely you mean Gomer Pyle
User avatar #87 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
Cant we have both?
#88 - theonlytinman (05/24/2013) [-]
Good plan
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
and to keep funnyjunkers happy, take chuck norris along

since norris never served and was just given an honorary place as a marine, he can go with Chesty and Ermey to see how real marines get shit done
User avatar #90 - theonlytinman (05/24/2013) [-]
Actually, Norris did serve. He was in the Air Force for one enlistment. All the same.
User avatar #91 - konradkurze (05/24/2013) [-]
a flyboy cant compare with a marine
but still....norris as a pilot would be the one to fly chesty and ermey to the sun....
#10 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Dat ass +4
#9 - Picture 05/23/2013 on I want my best bud back... +3
#17 - Picture 05/23/2013 on man seen from space 0
#9 - Picture 05/22/2013 on I wish i was +3
#5 - mfw 05/22/2013 on Puberty. +17
#24 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The face off +4
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User avatar #25 - trexultamon (05/19/2013) [-]
it sure did
#11 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Thanks a lot Obama +14
#20 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Hammer, WTF? +4
#156 - Picture 05/15/2013 on War on drugs +1
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#23 - I feel so much better about being a linguist now. 26 letters, … 05/09/2013 on Combinations 0
#66 - Ill leave this here 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +5
#54 - Picture 05/08/2013 on Would've saved them a lot... 0
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#25 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Would've saved them a lot... +1
#47 - haseotakaeda (05/08/2013) [-]
mfw watching how fast that fucker is clapping
#54 - theonlytinman (05/08/2013) [-]
#4 - Picture 05/07/2013 on shit tyrone... 0
#8 - Picture 05/06/2013 on 4Chan at its best +3
#82 - Christian says something stupid: "Wow! Christians are so …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Victory shall be our's +9
User avatar #146 - thereoncewasaman (05/07/2013) [-]
Christians are not stupid, biblical literalists are stupid. Just believing in god doesnt make you stupid, believing in things the bible says are true that are proveably false is stupid. Any atheist who spouts off information they learned from listening to someone is just as bad a religious person who spouts off information their doctrine fed them.

tl;dr use your fucking brain ya goddam idiots
#94 - penetractor (05/06/2013) [-]
I agree

1 christian is stupid = all christians are stupid (ofc, they DO believe in supernatural things)

1 atheist is stupid = he is a stupid individual (stupid dumbass, but atleast he/she doesn't believe in supernatural nonsense)
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#1 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment virginity taken! But on another note, you're like the first guy on FJ who says he is religious and doesn't get raped with red thumbs.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theonlytinman (01/23/2013) [-]
Its because I dont cram it down everyone's throat, except like, on previous comment boards. but those are less to try and change minds, and more along the lines of me getting insight on how people see things.
User avatar #3 to #2 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't either, but then again I don't ever post on it.
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