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#71 - Rape is defined as sex where one of the parties does not/can n… 04/07/2014 on OC 0
#25 - I don't want to be that guy... but thats rape. And rape isn't cool.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/06/2014 on OC -33
#42 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
It's rape if she's drunk, because women are too fuckin stupid to consent if they're drunk. Men on the other hand are intelligent enough to say yes or no. God damn I feel sorry for the weaker less intelligent sex.
User avatar #35 - fables (04/07/2014) [-]
that's not rape. especially since they had been together prior. maybe they planned to have sex that night, after drinking.
if they had just met, I would say maybe he took advantage of her. but it still wouldn't be rape.
User avatar #29 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [-]
>consensual sex
User avatar #28 - whiteusername (04/06/2014) [-]
Shouldn't you be burning your bras and exposing your tits, while complaining about how men objectify women? Or is that later this week?
User avatar #34 - fables (04/07/2014) [-]
he's a guy, dumbfuck.
#37 - whiteusername (04/07/2014) [-]
NO WAY!! You mean that even though his username is 'theonlytinman', and he refers to himself as a guy, that he is IN FACT a man????!?!?!?!

You gotta be shitting me. HO-LEE-SHIT Where would I be without super-intelligent, non-shift-key using, geniuses like you?
User avatar #40 - fables (04/07/2014) [-]
oh, I misread this I guess. your sarcasm is too intense for me.
why would you talk to him like he's a girl, if you know he's a dude?
User avatar #41 - whiteusername (04/07/2014) [-]
Just jokes, playing on the "feminazi think everything is rape" theme. Obviously he is a guy, and yes there are times where drunk sex is rape. This just wasn't one of them.
#39 - fables has deleted their comment.
#27 - kingkaga (04/06/2014) [-]
drunk sex isn't forcing yourself onto somebody
it's still consensual sex, just drunk
User avatar #71 - theonlytinman (04/07/2014) [-]
Rape is defined as sex where one of the parties does not/can not give consent. Following that definition, we go into "What is consent?" That's up to the lawyers, not me or you. According to the laws in CA, TX, and GA (I am aware that it will differ from place to place) as well as being outlined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice, consent can NOT be given if one of the parties is intoxicated. Is it fucked up? Yeah, a little bit, but that's how it is.

That being said, there is almost always some grey area where nobody really knows who is wrong and who is right. Usually, it is the male who is considered to be in the wrong. This is backed by a few different things, the primary one being biology. GENERALLY (I am aware that it is not that way for all males), whenever a male is intoxicated, they cannot achieve an erection. Which means that he would have be be at least sober enough to consider what he was doing. Again, its a little fucked up. I actually do think that females should stop victimizing themselves. They sure as hell need to start being more responsible about who they sleep with and stop letting "buyers guilt" make them wake up the next day screaming rape, even though they knew damn well what they were doing.

tl;dr- being way in the red on thumbs does not stop it from being rape.
#26 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Fuck off Mother Teresa.
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#87 - I'll be damned. A decent-ass human being. Thumb for you, for b… 04/06/2014 on OC +2
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#13 - Don't worry. Your brother Marines are feeling it too. If I don… 10/08/2013 on Problems 0
#307 - We have no clue how long the cab drive was. Or maybe he wasn't… 10/08/2013 on taxi 0
#33 - Obviously its a joke. But I fear that a lot of people are gett…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on taxi 0
#135 - somekindofname (10/08/2013) [-]
Well I got a very twisted image in my head of what some "extreme" (lack of better words, sorry) groups so thanks for clearing that up.
#23 - I've done a lot of work understanding their culture, as I am a…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/08/2013 on taxi +1
User avatar #191 - srapture (10/08/2013) [-]
He decided to get into a taxi at the exact time he had to pray. So, is the taxi driver supposed to drive in the direction of Mecca or what?
#307 - theonlytinman (10/08/2013) [-]
We have no clue how long the cab drive was. Or maybe he wasn't watching the time. Or maybe he figured that the cab driver wouldn't be an ass if he decided to pray while in transit to his location.
User avatar #25 - corso (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
User avatar #33 - theonlytinman (10/08/2013) [-]
Obviously its a joke. But I fear that a lot of people are getting it completely twisted on how people are.
#135 - somekindofname (10/08/2013) [-]
Well I got a very twisted image in my head of what some "extreme" (lack of better words, sorry) groups so thanks for clearing that up.
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#7 - Made something just like this yesterday. 10/07/2013 on don't do this -2
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#33 - jgd (10/06/2013) [-]
God. Damnit, I didn't ask for these feels.
#78 - lawlnope (10/07/2013) [-]
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#1 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment virginity taken! But on another note, you're like the first guy on FJ who says he is religious and doesn't get raped with red thumbs.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theonlytinman (01/23/2013) [-]
Its because I dont cram it down everyone's throat, except like, on previous comment boards. but those are less to try and change minds, and more along the lines of me getting insight on how people see things.
User avatar #3 to #2 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't either, but then again I don't ever post on it.
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