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Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#17 - Picture 07/23/2014 on The spiral loops are... 0
#41 - A little rental insurance goes a long way?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on scams to watch out for +4
User avatar #488 - spceinvdr (07/24/2014) [-]
not if it's your personal vehicle.
#40 - You are ******* retarded. If you find it so easy …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on scams to watch out for +12
#52 - DeathOne (07/23/2014) [-]
My mom once had her fucking phone stolen at the market. From her purse. IT WOULD TAKES US A FEW MINUTES TO FIND IT, AND THIS GUY STOLE IT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!

What's worse is that she was using my phone while I was testing this iPhone knock-off dad brought from China. (This is before we knew what knock-offs were). That thing was so bad, you could crash it by swiping a picture, and pressing the home button. Was stuck with the knockoff for another year or two.
But then again, nobody could use the knockoff since the touchscreen was very difficult to use.
#23 - Picture 07/22/2014 on Genius +9
#172 - That was most likely a bait, but ya know what? I'll bite … 07/22/2014 on Yeah (see desc) 0
#113 - Listen, I get that people shouldn't be treated like they're th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Yeah (see desc) +11
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2014) [-]
But signing such a contract is simply stupid. Simply.
#172 - theonlytinman (07/22/2014) [-]
That was most likely a bait, but ya know what? I'll bite

You call it stupid, but what the hell are you doing that actually makes a difference? I know that America isn't the most popular country and not everybody agrees with what our military does. But you have to think that people are fighting and dying for both noble and righteous causes. Yeah, we're moving into the age where war is fought with computers, but some people feel the need to defend their country and its way of life. And you shitting all over it because you think its stupid just means that you don't understand anything that some of my best friends have died for.

tl;dr- I whine like a bitch when people insult the military, and anon is a faggot.
#8 - Why he actually stepped off or why you think he did? He actual…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Finally! a Pope that acts... +19
User avatar #48 - christmouth (07/21/2014) [-]
That's bullshit. He's the first pope in 600 years to resign, and he's in perfect health compared to Pope John Paul II, who had Parkinson's disease, so it's obvious that it is more than his age that made him resign.
#10 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
oh did he?

itccs.org/2013/02/25/guilty-final-verdict-is-rendered-in-first-common-law-court-case-against-the-vatican-and-canada-for-genocide/


www.democraticunderground.com/10022417357



Of course, I cannot claim that this IS the actual reason.But it's way more likely to me. Mass arrests are coming and some evidence of that can already be seen.





User avatar #160 - garymotherfingoak (07/21/2014) [-]
And here, funnyjunk, is one of the many victims of /pol/tism.

For the small small price of 15 fucks given a month, you can help stop this disease.
User avatar #91 - hydraetis (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh man, I totally forgot about the fucking Queen of England being arrested
#112 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
just wait... she already passed some laws to avoid her exposure.
User avatar #233 - hydraetis (07/22/2014) [-]
Lol okay there buddy
User avatar #129 - XxXRoxasXxX (07/21/2014) [-]
I thought the Queen didn't have the power to pass laws
#135 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
"The Royal Family is to be granted absolute protection from public scrutiny in a controversial legal reform designed to draw a veil of secrecy over the affairs of the Queen, Prince Charles and Prince William."
#169 - angelusprimus (07/21/2014) [-]
You are NOT using countdown to zero time as a source.
Its the site that runs articles like "Brother Bob's prophecies" where he announces that Obama will be assasinated and evil foreign troops in usa will reveal themselves. And articles like "Royals and priests hunting naked children for sport" and "WW3 will start during 2014 winter olympics or five days after"
Cmmon, seriously, you can't be THAT stupid. You HAVE to be trolling.
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
MCDONALDS CAUSED 9/11 GUYS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11!!11
#44 - angelusprimus (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you don't know anything about international law, do you?
Unless he is committing crimes against humanity or acts of war heads of state are immune to prosecution by other countries.
Second, the first page you posted is a group of anti religion people who have neither any mandate or any legal rights to preform trials or prosecute anyone anywhere.
Its like bunch of religious people start a "court" and declare Dawkins guilty for spreading hate speech. Its not a real thing.
User avatar #15 - slapchoppin (07/21/2014) [-]
what exactly does any of that shit have to do with Pope Francis

i'm not going to pretend i read them because i'm fuckin lazy
#113 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
He has been found guilty recently too. Child rape and murder.
User avatar #115 - slapchoppin (07/21/2014) [-]
by fucking who?
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
beforeitsnews is an incredibly shit site. Their stories are stuff like "man gives birth to alien hybrid" shit. Lets see an actual news site like huffington post.
#188 - dross (07/21/2014) [-]
"Official Warning - US to Hit Russia With First Strike - Prepare Now"
"Is Obama Planning to Overthrow the United States? (Bone-Chilling Video)"

10 0000% legit news site of the year confirmed. Fuck me, seriously. [Citation needed] isn't even strong enough of a rebuttal.
User avatar #159 - furiousmarshmellow (07/21/2014) [-]
That is a terrible news site.
#5 - Seriously? I can't tell if this is a bait or if you're just retarded.  [+] (27 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Finally! a Pope that acts... +232
User avatar #158 - garymotherfingoak (07/21/2014) [-]
the effect of /pol/tism
#131 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
please explain to me why what I said is not possible
#95 - insanefreak (07/21/2014) [-]
It aint bait. Look at the amount of thumbs he has on his profile, and you can tell. And boy, is he a retard.
User avatar #39 - katarinaismywaifu (07/21/2014) [-]
Classic funnyjunk. someone states the truth and you tlak about it as if its trolling
User avatar #58 - damping (07/21/2014) [-]
"the truth"

Sure dude. You are soo smart.
#56 - apolloeighteen (07/21/2014) [-]
whats a tlak?
#7 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
Informed. do you know why Ratzinger stepped off?
#8 - theonlytinman (07/21/2014) [-]
Why he actually stepped off or why you think he did? He actually stepped off because he is old as fucking dust.
User avatar #48 - christmouth (07/21/2014) [-]
That's bullshit. He's the first pope in 600 years to resign, and he's in perfect health compared to Pope John Paul II, who had Parkinson's disease, so it's obvious that it is more than his age that made him resign.
#10 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
oh did he?

itccs.org/2013/02/25/guilty-final-verdict-is-rendered-in-first-common-law-court-case-against-the-vatican-and-canada-for-genocide/


www.democraticunderground.com/10022417357



Of course, I cannot claim that this IS the actual reason.But it's way more likely to me. Mass arrests are coming and some evidence of that can already be seen.





User avatar #160 - garymotherfingoak (07/21/2014) [-]
And here, funnyjunk, is one of the many victims of /pol/tism.

For the small small price of 15 fucks given a month, you can help stop this disease.
User avatar #91 - hydraetis (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh man, I totally forgot about the fucking Queen of England being arrested
#112 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
just wait... she already passed some laws to avoid her exposure.
User avatar #233 - hydraetis (07/22/2014) [-]
Lol okay there buddy
User avatar #129 - XxXRoxasXxX (07/21/2014) [-]
I thought the Queen didn't have the power to pass laws
#135 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
"The Royal Family is to be granted absolute protection from public scrutiny in a controversial legal reform designed to draw a veil of secrecy over the affairs of the Queen, Prince Charles and Prince William."
#169 - angelusprimus (07/21/2014) [-]
You are NOT using countdown to zero time as a source.
Its the site that runs articles like "Brother Bob's prophecies" where he announces that Obama will be assasinated and evil foreign troops in usa will reveal themselves. And articles like "Royals and priests hunting naked children for sport" and "WW3 will start during 2014 winter olympics or five days after"
Cmmon, seriously, you can't be THAT stupid. You HAVE to be trolling.
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
MCDONALDS CAUSED 9/11 GUYS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11!!11
#44 - angelusprimus (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you don't know anything about international law, do you?
Unless he is committing crimes against humanity or acts of war heads of state are immune to prosecution by other countries.
Second, the first page you posted is a group of anti religion people who have neither any mandate or any legal rights to preform trials or prosecute anyone anywhere.
Its like bunch of religious people start a "court" and declare Dawkins guilty for spreading hate speech. Its not a real thing.
User avatar #15 - slapchoppin (07/21/2014) [-]
what exactly does any of that shit have to do with Pope Francis

i'm not going to pretend i read them because i'm fuckin lazy
#113 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
He has been found guilty recently too. Child rape and murder.
User avatar #115 - slapchoppin (07/21/2014) [-]
by fucking who?
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
beforeitsnews is an incredibly shit site. Their stories are stuff like "man gives birth to alien hybrid" shit. Lets see an actual news site like huffington post.
#188 - dross (07/21/2014) [-]
"Official Warning - US to Hit Russia With First Strike - Prepare Now"
"Is Obama Planning to Overthrow the United States? (Bone-Chilling Video)"

10 0000% legit news site of the year confirmed. Fuck me, seriously. [Citation needed] isn't even strong enough of a rebuttal.
User avatar #159 - furiousmarshmellow (07/21/2014) [-]
That is a terrible news site.
#66 - whoa 07/20/2014 on Title +1
#9 - My buddy as the Jäger bomber 07/14/2014 on halloween already +193
#4 - Picture 07/12/2014 on How ABS works +1
#23 - Picture 07/11/2014 on Life Hack 101 +1
#133 - Picture 07/08/2014 on VEEEGGAAANNNSSS!!! +5
#33 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Fucking Smash Bros -4
#92 - My one, true, PokeLove. 06/24/2014 on Which is yours? +1
#56 - The US forces have rivalries and like to poke fun at the other…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #214 - married (06/24/2014) [-]
He was talking about some British thing. I thought he was talking about the us marines at first too. I thumbed him down anyway
#53 - Picture 06/08/2014 on starfish 0
#20 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Probably... +1
#17 - mfw I threw that blue shell 06/08/2014 on Blue Shell Dodge +3
#157 - Admin said 1000 thumbs on content for green text. True or no? 05/26/2014 on Everyday is Mothers Day +1
#13 - Picture 05/17/2014 on My God +23
#208 - Blood and Haste.  [+] (24 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Answer this +93
User avatar #743 - lype (05/18/2014) [-]
enchant with ghost+haste and you have master yi
#510 - mutantunicorn (05/17/2014) [-]
you forget BT IE
#598 - wantabeer (05/17/2014) [-]
BT doesn't give attack speed, and IE doesn't have lifesteal or attack speed. Bork is right.
#608 - mutantunicorn (05/17/2014) [-]
well yeah its correct, but the image says why its op. but IE and BT wrecks.
User avatar #653 - veneficium (05/18/2014) [-]
but BT IE are 2 items, BoTRK is only 1
#659 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ you people are dense, they are 2 effects for fuck sake, how fucking oblivious are you.
User avatar #669 - veneficium (05/18/2014) [-]
Ok now you've completely confused me, what the hell are you trying to say. BT IE does not have blood haste effect which I thought what your 1st reply was about. BT IE are 2 items which is unfair to compare to BoTRK which I thought your 2nd reply was about. Are you talking about the image or the comment?
#678 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
they both are one effect which refers to the fucking content, diamond and blood. jesus.
#691 - veneficium (05/18/2014) [-]
Oh yea, so you expect ppl to just understand exactly what you're saying with just 4 words. Godamnit man the lack of context. If you said BT IE as a reply to the content instead of the comment you wouldn't have confused me this badly.
#734 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
The man does not understand. There is no victory here.
#744 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
what the hell do you mean i do not understand
#755 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
Oh Hi there! Good to see you!

How is your day going!?
#756 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
like fucking horse shit, people are constricting me from getting back into diamond(Leauge of Legends) with their shitty plays.
#757 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
Looks like you need to get fed early.

I shall instruct all the other children to play nice from now on.
#759 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
as if fed early gets you anywhere on the diamond border.
#761 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
Perhaps you need to redefine your terms of victory!?

Or you could be a feeder. Food for everyone!
#762 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
"feeder" winning my lane 5/0 and team mates just go huurrr look at this enemy under obilisk turret. hurr this will go well.
#766 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
That does sound unfortunate. Perhaps it is time for a break.

Cool off, come back tomorrow with a clear head?
#767 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
i am having i break. i am watching cloud atlas
#769 - childofnephilim (05/18/2014) [-]
Well, I hope that helps.

Good fortune to you.
#771 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
i too hope it helps
#692 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
yes i do
User avatar #693 - veneficium (05/18/2014) [-]
Well too bad you're now spending more effort trying to explain
#746 - mutantunicorn (05/18/2014) [-]
thats usually how it goes.
#6 - Picture 05/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Join the army 0
#10 - Shartugal (05/04/2014) [-]
#13 - MEANWHILE, OFFSCREEN! 05/04/2014 on (untitled) +2
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#1 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment virginity taken! But on another note, you're like the first guy on FJ who says he is religious and doesn't get raped with red thumbs.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theonlytinman (01/23/2013) [-]
Its because I dont cram it down everyone's throat, except like, on previous comment boards. but those are less to try and change minds, and more along the lines of me getting insight on how people see things.
User avatar #3 to #2 - instalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't either, but then again I don't ever post on it.
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