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| #2590739 - Cya Nutty <3 | 06/15/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2590730 - Hai back from makin money [+] (18 new replies) | 06/15/2013 on Friendly | +2 |
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theonetruespitfire (06/15/2013) [-] got off of work early went back to her house watched some really bad movies played with her daughter ate at Buffalo Wild Wings went back to her place hung out for a bit that's it #2590958 -
theonetruespitfire (06/15/2013) [-] oh we already talked about that we're gonna go freerunning well, I'm gonna go she's gonna learn from me should be really fun since she said she really wants to learn #2590999 -
theonetruespitfire (06/15/2013) [-] oh yeah, I remember you telling me that she'd be leaving you should try to do something else memorable before she goes though #2591023 -
theonetruespitfire (06/15/2013) [-] as cheesy as it sounds, just being there as her significant other is quite memorable but i dunno, make an ass out of yourself to make others laugh, that's what I do at parties just act like a total goof #2591067 -
theonetruespitfire (06/15/2013) [-] exactly just have a good time and that'll make her happy | ||
| #2581245 - noon master race | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2581224 - Good Morning people [+] (4 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
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| #2577775 - I'mma gobed nighty night [+] (1 new reply) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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| #2577750 - neat | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
| #2577740 - or do it without the removal of fly parts [+] (2 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] What do you take me for, some prude? Next time I release them, I'm going to take off 3/6 of their legs as well. | ||
| #2577734 - cuz 1:30 am [+] (3 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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| #2577731 - or just release them outside cuz I generally love all things t… [+] (4 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] I do that after I take their wings off, I let them fight nature without their wings. #2577745 -
lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] What do you take me for, some prude? Next time I release them, I'm going to take off 3/6 of their legs as well. | ||
| #2577707 - I've been doing that for the last month it's so fun t… [+] (10 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] Or to slap them and render them unconscious, pull of their wings and burn them alive. #2577731 -
theonetruespitfire (06/14/2013) [-] or just release them outside cuz I generally love all things that have life #2577735 -
lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] I do that after I take their wings off, I let them fight nature without their wings. #2577745 -
lawrencecraft (06/14/2013) [-] What do you take me for, some prude? Next time I release them, I'm going to take off 3/6 of their legs as well. | ||
| #2577670 - okay | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
| #2577653 - IS THIS A YES OR A NO [+] (2 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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| #2577616 - are you writing a story or something? [+] (4 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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| #2577489 - I forgot about that thank you soooooo much [+] (1 new reply) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2577460 - I just remembered this time I met a dude at a theater who had … [+] (3 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +2 |
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sora2534 (06/14/2013) [-] That makes me want to get one on the back of my neck that leads to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo | ||
| #2577430 - but two of them can read japanese [+] (1 new reply) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
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| #2577421 - 9 cuz why the fuck not | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2577411 - I'm gonna get a tattoo on my right arm that says "door fr… [+] (3 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
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| #2577285 - I would gladly accept nutty | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
| #2577273 - of course she does I left her that pic and a note tha… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
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| #2577243 - >break up with girl 3 weeks ago >tell mom today that… [+] (5 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +4 |
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theonetruespitfire (06/14/2013) [-] of course she does I left her that pic and a note that said to hide her lingerie instead of setting it on the floor | ||
| #2577171 - I know absolutely incredible | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2577155 - mfw half the things I feel proud of | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | 0 |
| #2577135 - my house smells like wet cardboard this is fucking gross | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
| #2577092 - I wanna say Wii U there I accomplished something [+] (2 new replies) | 06/14/2013 on Friendly | +1 |
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garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-] Can you tell friendly i said hi, i wubs them and i miss them?
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theonetruespitfire (04/24/2013) [-] STORY TIME
when I get to work we have a tv that has our names on it and what we will be doing all day
today next to my name it said "Call ext. 5459 immediately"
So I did
That's the extension for the CEO of the company, whom I happen to be friends with
I called and asked what was up and he asked if I had any real nice clothes at home, like a suit
I said yeah and he was like "Alright, since you live like 5 minutes away I want you to run home real quick, change into that, come back and call this number again upon your return. You and I are going on a trip"
So I did
I came back lookin gorgeous in my black suit, Oakley shades and Dragonball Cufflinks
I called him up and said I was back and he said "Alright, meet ya where you're at"
He came out all spiffed out and said "You aren't scared of Helicopters are you?"
turns out this trip was to our Headquarters in Chicago to secure a deal with some German company to make a bunch of plastic stuff for them
it ended up being like a 4 billion dollar deal
A helicopter landed in our parking lot and some armored monster of a man with an M-4 slung over his belly stepped out to greet us and help us in
we took off and I could see a shit ton of people looking out the windows at us
When the chopper landed we were actually escorted to a white limo that had blacked out windows where a guy with a suitcase and bluetooth headset was waiting for us
once we were all in one of the security guards tapped the roof 3 times and we were off
I felt important
the CEO and the other dude were talking money and stuff and I eventually asked "Where do I come to play in this? Why am I here?"
As it turns out, the people from the place in Germany wanted to see how reliable the people that would be making the parts were, so he brought me along to impress these bitches
We got to the place, got out of the limo and were escorted by more guards into this tall ass building
we all got scanned and patted down and shit then went into this meeting where I actually got to talk and use my words to help make a deal
then when the meeting was over we all went to eat at Red muthafuckin Lobster, paid in full by the German guy who was that companies CEO
on the way back my CEO asked if I enjoyed that and would be willing to come along with him on future business trips like that
so yeah, I got a taste of the upper class American today and I will again in the future
plus I now have bragging rights there
when I get to work we have a tv that has our names on it and what we will be doing all day
today next to my name it said "Call ext. 5459 immediately"
So I did
That's the extension for the CEO of the company, whom I happen to be friends with
I called and asked what was up and he asked if I had any real nice clothes at home, like a suit
I said yeah and he was like "Alright, since you live like 5 minutes away I want you to run home real quick, change into that, come back and call this number again upon your return. You and I are going on a trip"
So I did
I came back lookin gorgeous in my black suit, Oakley shades and Dragonball Cufflinks
I called him up and said I was back and he said "Alright, meet ya where you're at"
He came out all spiffed out and said "You aren't scared of Helicopters are you?"
turns out this trip was to our Headquarters in Chicago to secure a deal with some German company to make a bunch of plastic stuff for them
it ended up being like a 4 billion dollar deal
A helicopter landed in our parking lot and some armored monster of a man with an M-4 slung over his belly stepped out to greet us and help us in
we took off and I could see a shit ton of people looking out the windows at us
When the chopper landed we were actually escorted to a white limo that had blacked out windows where a guy with a suitcase and bluetooth headset was waiting for us
once we were all in one of the security guards tapped the roof 3 times and we were off
I felt important
the CEO and the other dude were talking money and stuff and I eventually asked "Where do I come to play in this? Why am I here?"
As it turns out, the people from the place in Germany wanted to see how reliable the people that would be making the parts were, so he brought me along to impress these bitches
We got to the place, got out of the limo and were escorted by more guards into this tall ass building
we all got scanned and patted down and shit then went into this meeting where I actually got to talk and use my words to help make a deal
then when the meeting was over we all went to eat at Red muthafuckin Lobster, paid in full by the German guy who was that companies CEO
on the way back my CEO asked if I enjoyed that and would be willing to come along with him on future business trips like that
so yeah, I got a taste of the upper class American today and I will again in the future
plus I now have bragging rights there
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theonetruedashi (04/22/2013) [-] This is diaper dash
I am posting diaper dash on the profiles of people who I consider to be my best friends.
<3
I am posting diaper dash on the profiles of people who I consider to be my best friends.
<3
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derpingthederps (04/14/2013) [-] Pst, pssst, Pssssssssssssssst.
I love it! You seem to make quite a lot of rather neat music.
Keep it up! c:
I love it! You seem to make quite a lot of rather neat music.
Keep it up! c:
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alicornking ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-] Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't.Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't.
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N. Korean citizen (03/14/2013) [-]
You wonder why i find you offenive, then go and talk on a bord i don't have access to to "show off" instead of talking/replying to a message, yeah, that REALLY doesn't seem like you give 2-shits about how i am doing, but as a publicity stunt more or less to try to insult me and make you seem like the "good guy"
BUT if you are honest about how i was doing, then im doing fine
BUT if you are honest about how i was doing, then im doing fine
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theonetruespitfire (03/14/2013) [-] Or maybe it's the fact that you may have changed your name from gilda to something else and I didn't know of it
or that I didn't know you didn't have access to friendly
but if you're gonna be like this when I'm trying to be nice and bury the hatchet, fuck you
I've gotten along just fine without you and I just wanted to talk to an old friend but no you've got a stick up your butt about some stupid shit from a while back that I'm trying to make nice now
and quite frankly, if this is how you'll respond to me, I don't give a rat's ass how you're doing
and if you don't see this because you signed out like a bitch, i won't give a damn
TL;DR choke on a dick
or that I didn't know you didn't have access to friendly
but if you're gonna be like this when I'm trying to be nice and bury the hatchet, fuck you
I've gotten along just fine without you and I just wanted to talk to an old friend but no you've got a stick up your butt about some stupid shit from a while back that I'm trying to make nice now
and quite frankly, if this is how you'll respond to me, I don't give a rat's ass how you're doing
and if you don't see this because you signed out like a bitch, i won't give a damn
TL;DR choke on a dick
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theonetruespitfire (03/13/2013) [-] "Wuh... Where am I?" Pinkie wondered as she slowly opened her eyes.
It was night and there was a dense fog all around her, all she could see was the cresent moon above her and the ground beneath her hooves.
"Hello? Is anypony out there?"
She picked a direction and began walking in it, calling out for anyone that might hear her.
The ground had changed from stone to soft grass, and she could hear the trickling of a stream in the distance.
"Ooh! if I follow that river I might find somepony to tell me where I am!"
The stream led through a small woods and eventually to a broken, wooden sign.
"Karlataville? Where the hay is Karlataville? I've never heard of it before..."
The fog began to clear and she could make out a few buildings, but they were collapsed or run down.
"This place looks oddly familiar..."
"Turn back stranger!"
Pinkie screamed at the sudden voice, as a tall gray stallion wearing a black cloak approached her.
"This place is but a shadow of its former glory."
Pinkie began to shiver, she'd felt afraid before but this was different, 'Is this what it's like to be truly scared?'
"Wait, is it not safe here?"
The stallion chuckled and removed the hood of his cloak, revealing a white and black mane, "Not since you were last here, a dark evil has overtaken this place, once you arrive, there's a chance you may never leave. And even if you do, you'll have lost your mind."
"Some ponies say I already have lost my mind, what if they are right?"
The mysterious stallion's voice got much deeper, "Then this place will be your grave."
It was night and there was a dense fog all around her, all she could see was the cresent moon above her and the ground beneath her hooves.
"Hello? Is anypony out there?"
She picked a direction and began walking in it, calling out for anyone that might hear her.
The ground had changed from stone to soft grass, and she could hear the trickling of a stream in the distance.
"Ooh! if I follow that river I might find somepony to tell me where I am!"
The stream led through a small woods and eventually to a broken, wooden sign.
"Karlataville? Where the hay is Karlataville? I've never heard of it before..."
The fog began to clear and she could make out a few buildings, but they were collapsed or run down.
"This place looks oddly familiar..."
"Turn back stranger!"
Pinkie screamed at the sudden voice, as a tall gray stallion wearing a black cloak approached her.
"This place is but a shadow of its former glory."
Pinkie began to shiver, she'd felt afraid before but this was different, 'Is this what it's like to be truly scared?'
"Wait, is it not safe here?"
The stallion chuckled and removed the hood of his cloak, revealing a white and black mane, "Not since you were last here, a dark evil has overtaken this place, once you arrive, there's a chance you may never leave. And even if you do, you'll have lost your mind."
"Some ponies say I already have lost my mind, what if they are right?"
The mysterious stallion's voice got much deeper, "Then this place will be your grave."
