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#486961 - So today Hulk had yet another..... it doesn't make sense?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +1
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#486973 - diabolicgnome (01/15/2014) [-]
So today I had yet another argument about who's better, hulk or hulk...

sure they're both rich, geniuses and nuts, but hulk doesn't have a suit that impervious to almost everything

and he doesn't need to fly to kick ass

and he's fucking hulk

he beats the shit out of hulk for fuck's sake

HULK
#486954 - then present to me your argument, you sad, sad human being  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
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#486977 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
He has lasers, he can fly, his suit is super strong.
Batman's entire fighting style revolves around hand-to-hand combat, which means he can do basically nothing as Iron-man would be immune to his hits, and he could easily overpower him because of the suit.
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#487002 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
the lasers, He probably has a thing to disrupt those
the flying, he'd just blow up the little jet thingies
the strong suit, Superman is all strong and he lost to Bats

Batman adapts to new opponents and changes his fighting to suit his need, using gadgets and stuff, plus Batman also has this thing called the Power Suit that could easily match Ironman's suit

so yeah
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#487051 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
....
That's just stupid.

He doesn't have a thing to disrupt lasers.
How would he blow up the jets on the suit?
Superman only ever loses battles because of kryptonite. He is a stupid superhero and should never be mentioned again.

Tony Stark also has heaps and heaps of suits. The batsuit doesn't give batman any extra strength, it just helps him do his thing.
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#487063 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Supes didn't lose that fight cuz kryptonite tho
the jets probably with an explosive or EMP thingy, which he has used on several occasions.
Which would also kinda disrupt the whole suit.... so yeah

Also let's take away the toys, Ironman is still a genius, but Bats is a genius Martial Artist
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#487092 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
It takes less that 5 minutes to reboot after an EMP
So first he has to hit him with the EMP, and then he has 5 minutes to take out Ironman, and that's if he doesn't go into armour lockdown.

And of course if you take away the suits Batman would win. Ironman
s whole power comes from his suit.
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#487097 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
5 minutes of time with bats' power suit on he'll have time to tear apart Ironman's suit and take a crap on the pile of scrap metal
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#487099 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
2 hours with a plasma cutter didn't even dent the suit while in armour lockdown.
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#487104 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
power suit is so much more powerful than a wimpy plasma cutter
#486947 - I ******* KNOW!!!! It's like the prettiest intro I've…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
#486950 - hangingtree (01/15/2014) [-]
Dubstep.
The only genre that can fill a classical music hall and seem in place and be in a strip club and also sound great.

And that can fuck up that bad.
#486944 - So today I had yet another argument about who's better, Batman…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +3
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#486958 - gggfrt (01/15/2014) [-]
>Ironman created all of his weapons and his suit
>Batman payed someone else to do that
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#486967 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
explain the batman part to me...
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#486992 - gggfrt (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, the picture implies you mean The Dark Knight version of Batman, who payed his R&D department to make all of his stuff, whereas RDJ Tony Stark made all of his stuff
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#487009 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
nah I'm just talking basic Batman
I just posted the pic cuz it's cool
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#486957 - diabolicgnome (01/15/2014) [-]
You misspelled hulk
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#486961 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
So today Hulk had yet another.....

it doesn't make sense?
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#486973 - diabolicgnome (01/15/2014) [-]
So today I had yet another argument about who's better, hulk or hulk...

sure they're both rich, geniuses and nuts, but hulk doesn't have a suit that impervious to almost everything

and he doesn't need to fly to kick ass

and he's fucking hulk

he beats the shit out of hulk for fuck's sake

HULK
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#486949 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
But... Ironman is better in every way...
#486954 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
then present to me your argument, you sad, sad human being
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#486977 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
He has lasers, he can fly, his suit is super strong.
Batman's entire fighting style revolves around hand-to-hand combat, which means he can do basically nothing as Iron-man would be immune to his hits, and he could easily overpower him because of the suit.
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#487002 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
the lasers, He probably has a thing to disrupt those
the flying, he'd just blow up the little jet thingies
the strong suit, Superman is all strong and he lost to Bats

Batman adapts to new opponents and changes his fighting to suit his need, using gadgets and stuff, plus Batman also has this thing called the Power Suit that could easily match Ironman's suit

so yeah
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#487051 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
....
That's just stupid.

He doesn't have a thing to disrupt lasers.
How would he blow up the jets on the suit?
Superman only ever loses battles because of kryptonite. He is a stupid superhero and should never be mentioned again.

Tony Stark also has heaps and heaps of suits. The batsuit doesn't give batman any extra strength, it just helps him do his thing.
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#487063 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Supes didn't lose that fight cuz kryptonite tho
the jets probably with an explosive or EMP thingy, which he has used on several occasions.
Which would also kinda disrupt the whole suit.... so yeah

Also let's take away the toys, Ironman is still a genius, but Bats is a genius Martial Artist
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#487092 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
It takes less that 5 minutes to reboot after an EMP
So first he has to hit him with the EMP, and then he has 5 minutes to take out Ironman, and that's if he doesn't go into armour lockdown.

And of course if you take away the suits Batman would win. Ironman
s whole power comes from his suit.
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#487097 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
5 minutes of time with bats' power suit on he'll have time to tear apart Ironman's suit and take a crap on the pile of scrap metal
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#487099 - defensive (01/15/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
2 hours with a plasma cutter didn't even dent the suit while in armour lockdown.
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#487104 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
power suit is so much more powerful than a wimpy plasma cutter
#486934 - it doesn't fit the intro like at all  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
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#486942 - iknowuwant (01/15/2014) [-]
exactly
The intro and the build-up hints for a different type of dubstep.. the one with big chords and the occasional wub...
Not this heavy type dubstep... Maybe if the person changed the build-up it could work..
#486926 - not all dubstep is like that  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
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#486935 - garymotherfingoak (01/15/2014) [-]
not saying there isn't good dubstep out there though
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#486932 - garymotherfingoak (01/15/2014) [-]
I know, but i've heard too many songs that start out great like the one above, only to drop into garbage.
#486919 - -8 inches 01/15/2014 on Friendly +1
#486918 - hmmmmm..... I have much planning to do 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
#486914 - I've known this feel for far too long 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
#486908 - then who would hide my body from all it's responsibilities?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Friendly +2
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#486912 - hangingtree (01/15/2014) [-]
If you do it right there shouldn't be a body.
#486918 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
hmmmmm.....

I have much planning to do