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#2152830 - So I'm gonna go pass out now peace out  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152838 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
Nighty night.
#2152810 - yeah that would help 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#2152809 - 64  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152813 - dawnartemis (09/10/2014) [-]
At least he had a nice full life, right?
#2152799 - tfw having your own massive stash  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152806 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i would, if i had money or a job. but i don't
User avatar #2152810 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
yeah that would help
#2152790 - nah I'll pass 09/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#2152788 - do it filly  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152793 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
gotta wait for my brother to move his ass out of the lounge so i can raid the parents stash.
#2152799 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
tfw having your own massive stash
User avatar #2152806 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i would, if i had money or a job. but i don't
User avatar #2152810 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
yeah that would help
#2152785 - So my grandpa has been taking extra good care of my grandma wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2152807 - dawnartemis (09/10/2014) [-]
Shit son, how old was he?
User avatar #2152809 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
64
User avatar #2152813 - dawnartemis (09/10/2014) [-]
At least he had a nice full life, right?
User avatar #2152792 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
I'm sorry....
#2152770 - jus do it bish  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152775 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i will soon, gunna go find the rum or something.
User avatar #2152788 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
do it filly
User avatar #2152793 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
gotta wait for my brother to move his ass out of the lounge so i can raid the parents stash.
#2152799 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
tfw having your own massive stash
User avatar #2152806 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i would, if i had money or a job. but i don't
User avatar #2152810 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
yeah that would help
#2152764 - I'm really ******* drunk right now …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2152824 - microbrony (09/10/2014) [-]
gj
User avatar #2152776 - kanadetenshi (09/10/2014) [-]
Post dickpics.
User avatar #2152790 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
nah I'll pass
User avatar #2152765 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
Jealous.
User avatar #2152770 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
jus do it bish
User avatar #2152775 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i will soon, gunna go find the rum or something.
User avatar #2152788 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
do it filly
User avatar #2152793 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
gotta wait for my brother to move his ass out of the lounge so i can raid the parents stash.
#2152799 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
tfw having your own massive stash
User avatar #2152806 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
i would, if i had money or a job. but i don't
User avatar #2152810 - theonetruespitfire (09/10/2014) [-]
yeah that would help
#2152690 - Hi thread So I have an apartment now as of 2 days ago…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Friendly +5
User avatar #2152709 - inteus (09/10/2014) [-]
hihi, sounds fun.
User avatar #2152699 - dafiltafish (09/10/2014) [-]
Hey, I have 2 racing seats I am trying to sell, maybe you could use them as chairs for the living room?
User avatar #2152701 - zetsumeitaka (09/10/2014) [-]
Car seats. Now furniture for your house.

Best ideas.
#2152704 - dafiltafish (09/10/2014) [-]
here's a picture.
User avatar #2152707 - zetsumeitaka (09/10/2014) [-]
Who needs actual chairs when you can just use comfy car seats?
User avatar #2152708 - dafiltafish (09/10/2014) [-]
exactly!
User avatar #2152711 - zetsumeitaka (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't have any room for chairs or anything in my room.

I do need another small rack for my games though.

Gamestop has these awesome game racks, That are cheap, Stack up on eachother, and are just overall Not very space eating.

I'm going to get another one when i go get those 3 steam cards I owe people.
User avatar #2152714 - dafiltafish (09/10/2014) [-]
well sounds like you have a plan
User avatar #2152727 - zetsumeitaka (09/10/2014) [-]
I always have a plan!


Okay not always, but most of the time.
User avatar #2152703 - zetsumeitaka (09/10/2014) [-]
Like, actual car seats, Not those stupid seats you put Screaming little brats in.
User avatar #2152693 - dafiltafish (09/10/2014) [-]
use the moving boxes as furniture!
#2152696 - zzRedzz (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #2152692 - zzRedzz (09/10/2014) [-]
Radicool
Having your own (mostly) place is awesome
Except bills, but y'know

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#4170 to #4169 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
Haya   
   
Wassup?
Haya

Wassup?
#4171 to #4170 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
Watchin Futurama an' eatin pizza

Chu?
#4172 to #4171 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
pokemon and music

ya know
the dream
#4173 to #4172 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
If thats the dream, then whats pizza and futurama?
#4156 - nerdyghost (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey loser
#4158 to #4157 - nerdyghost (05/02/2014) [-]
Not much
Watching tv

What have you been up to, man?
User avatar #4164 to #4158 - garymotherfingoak (08/06/2014) [-]
that pic spooks me
User avatar #4159 to #4158 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
work work and more work
#4160 to #4159 - nerdyghost (05/02/2014) [-]
I've pretty much only been up to homework
Been busy n ****
But now I atleast have some free time
Decided to talk to some of my friends I don't get to talk to as much
User avatar #4161 to #4160 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
free time is always good

but you've caught me at a bad time, I was on my way to bed

hit me up later and we'll chat
User avatar #4162 to #4161 - nerdyghost (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright, seeya later man
User avatar #4148 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
well, it seems that you decide for ignore me...
ok, bye.
#4149 to #4148 - theonetruespitfire (03/16/2014) [-]
dude calm yourself

I had to go take a dump
User avatar #4151 to #4149 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
bye.
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
don't count on it.
#4143 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Cut your hair, gaylord
#4145 to #4144 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Do it or I'll come cut it for you
And that won't be pretty
#4146 to #4145 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
try it bish
try it bish
#4139 to #4138 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
**theonetruespitfire eats the **** **
#4140 to #4139 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
dude... Gravity is taking it all in the oscars.
i hope and they bring it back to theaters...
#4141 to #4140 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
Is it really that good?
I haven't seen it yet
#4142 to #4141 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Alfonso Cuaron won oscar for best director, for Gravity!!!

YESS!!
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User avatar #4136 to #4135 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
yaaaaay i needed these
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User avatar #4130 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
So, you in for the next FLR release?
User avatar #4131 to #4130 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I haven't even made anything worth mentioning lately, so nahh I guess
User avatar #4132 to #4131 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
Dude, we are very seriously lacking right now. I kinda need you.
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I guess if you need some tracks you could put this on there

soundcloud.com/djdickbutt/bedlight-for-blue-eyes-jumper

it's older but it's pretty good
User avatar #4113 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls police*
User avatar #4115 to #4114 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls FBI*
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4119 to #4118 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Justice League*
User avatar #4121 to #4120 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4122 to #4121 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Green Lantern Corps*
User avatar #4123 to #4122 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE HAS RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO CALL

SPITFIRE USED FACE PUNCH
User avatar #4125 to #4124 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4126 to #4125 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE USED SELF DESTRUCT
User avatar #4127 to #4126 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4128 to #4127 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE FAINTED
#4129 to #4128 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg.
you've been visited by EGGMAN.
bye.
#4102 to #4101 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
a friend of mine has a belly button fetish

I'm tempted to show him this
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
Das an odd fetish
inb4 its actually u
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
you vaught me
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
I knew it
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
my secret is out

no
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
never knew dat
#4100 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
hey.
#4098 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
hi.
hi.
User avatar #4094 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
are you lordheckler?
User avatar #4095 to #4094 - lordheckler (02/04/2014) [-]
No, he is just Luke.
User avatar #4097 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
and i rememer i twas either you or him
User avatar #4096 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
i cccccccccccc

i just wonder because i heard some story of some guy starting at the ass of some chick then sticking it into her [redacted] and sexing her in various places in the house
#4092 - xenxio ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
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#4093 to #4092 - theonetruespitfire (02/01/2014) [-]
it's perfection

I love you
#4080 to #4079 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Pretty freakin great   
   
Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material   
   
how you doin?
Pretty freakin great

Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material

how you doin?
#4081 to #4080 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Beh.

I've got classes and stuff to worry about and I haven't quite gotten back into the routine so my sleep schedule is sucking more then usual.

So I'm like super duper tired.
#4082 to #4081 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude I'm tired as 						****					 too...   
   
I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
Dude I'm tired as **** too...

I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
#4083 to #4082 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Is that cuz of your crazy work schedule stuff?
#4084 to #4083 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...   
   
I'm just hurting and anxious
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...

I'm just hurting and anxious
#4086 to #4085 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I decided to do a backflip down some stairs, which I've done lots of times

but as I was in the air I noticed this kid under me, that ran around the corner as I started flipping

I panicked and opened up midair, smashing my right foot into a bar, wall, clock and the edge of some stairs

So I broke 3 toes and my ankle still hurts


and I'm anxious about the con in a month
It's like the people are trying to get me not to go and the person that was gonna help me with my Raven cloak isn't willing to do anything anymore
#4087 to #4086 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Ouch. Sounds like that would suck :c

And you should go to the con if you're gonna have fun, but if its just gonna be like, awkward or stressful or dumb its not worth
User avatar #4088 to #4087 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I know

My biggest worry is just getting the costume done...

I can meet other people there and hang out with them

not to mention I'll be wearing a ******* warm cloak so if I gotta sleep outside, the I have a blanket
User avatar #4089 to #4088 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
I knew people at cons who've like, slept in a car before
User avatar #4090 to #4089 - theonetruespitfire (01/16/2014) [-]
r u still thur
#4076 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
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#4074 - xenxio ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
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