maybe

dat gif

I know you like it

Wai you no skoop

I am skalping

it must not be working or some shit

Well I wanna gib you that card info so you can get xbl :c

Parents aren't slooping yet

I'll resturt skalpel and see what happens

why were you banned?

and I'll start posting Fancy Gray again

Fak I smalltexted sorry

I have smalltext blocked now
it's cool

Does it make the small text normal sized?

and yes

Fancy grey is a neat pone

I agree

I also never told about me being a fucking boss today

No, you never did

STORY TIME

when I get to work we have a tv that has our names on it and what we will be doing all day

today next to my name it said "Call ext. 5459 immediately"

So I did

That's the extension for the CEO of the company, whom I happen to be friends with

I called and asked what was up and he asked if I had any real nice clothes at home, like a suit

I said yeah and he was like "Alright, since you live like 5 minutes away I want you to run home real quick, change into that, come back and call this number again upon your return. You and I are going on a trip"

So I did

I came back lookin gorgeous in my black suit, Oakley shades and Dragonball Cufflinks

I called him up and said I was back and he said "Alright, meet ya where you're at"

He came out all spiffed out and said "You aren't scared of Helicopters are you?"

turns out this trip was to our Headquarters in Chicago to secure a deal with some German company to make a bunch of plastic stuff for them

it ended up being like a 4 billion dollar deal

A helicopter landed in our parking lot and some armored monster of a man with an M-4 slung over his belly stepped out to greet us and help us in

we took off and I could see a shit ton of people looking out the windows at us

When the chopper landed we were actually escorted to a white limo that had blacked out windows where a guy with a suitcase and bluetooth headset was waiting for us

once we were all in one of the security guards tapped the roof 3 times and we were off

I felt important

the CEO and the other dude were talking money and stuff and I eventually asked "Where do I come to play in this? Why am I here?"

As it turns out, the people from the place in Germany wanted to see how reliable the people that would be making the parts were, so he brought me along to impress these bitches

We got to the place, got out of the limo and were escorted by more guards into this tall ass building

we all got scanned and patted down and shit then went into this meeting where I actually got to talk and use my words to help make a deal

then when the meeting was over we all went to eat at Red muthafuckin Lobster, paid in full by the German guy who was that companies CEO

on the way back my CEO asked if I enjoyed that and would be willing to come along with him on future business trips like that


so yeah, I got a taste of the upper class American today and I will again in the future

plus I now have bragging rights there

Well.. fuck

I was not expecting something quite that awesome

tomorrow is gonna be so depressing though because i'll be doing my normal shit and eating lunch out of a vending machine


at least I get to tell my friends that story

that'll be fun

mfw you

Diaper ponies are the only ponies I can't fucking stand


but thanks <3

shhhhh

But I wanna know.

I WILL NEVER TELL DAMMIT!

Please? It will help me sleep in like 5 minutes.

fiiiine

i'm the real spitfire

I don't know how, but I was thinking that.

You, just made my night <3

YAY! <3

Hi

Hallo

And no
I have no idea what is happening in that gif

Look I rememberd to not smalltext!
well, except here
And here
And.. you get the idea

I've seen that gif before so it didn't surprise me that it's odd

also mfw smalltext

READ THE SMALLTEXT YOU ASS

Well
Maybe you already did

Either way
Nyeh

I wont read it

my eyes are hurting pretty bad today

It was fun
It said
"Look I rememberd to not smalltext!
well, except here
And here
And.. you get the idea"

so what you're saying is you were humorously trying to hurt me

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes?

brb

looking at you differently

"#JudgingYou" ?

yep

But I wub you

then y u hurt me

Out of love!

I guess that's the best I'll get out of you...

whatever

I don't like that gif

Really?
I think its incredibly cute

small text

Someone's picky tonight

I've always been that way with small text

not to mention I remind you every time we have a conversation

I used to small text all the time and nothing was said
This is a recent thing

That's cuz I accidentally blocked the small text function with my adblock

I had to reinstall chrome and lose all of my extensions

never try to prove me wrong

pquiotgvifldsxi!

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ugrusf udof ejfiodjasodjah gjfiuogyudh? jfaefpoj

AOSUBFAQSFQBWIFOQ!!!!

QOWBFQOBFBOQB B B OBB Q7WQREQHPIWRPCNVSVNIIO PIAHPASHDNOJ!!!

AOSPFNABFSPA9SBFPN?!?!??!?

JHORIGJROIFJUESOFJSO?

FEJIFJOECUNTIFEUOJAEFSAJDKLL!

jihdodjoijfadssaoaansuscjdsiogvdjdsodkc!! >:c

.....

plonadibf?

grgjsiorapof!

fyi I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally don't wanna hear about the sex shit you do with phan


it's like when a lady friend of mine talks about fucking her boyfriend

it's just, no

you touch girls

I give them hugs occasionally, yes

mfw small text

MFW Its a habit and I forgot, faget

faku

il blok u fag

plsno

I can change
I pwomise

only if you punch phan in the dick

with your face

i know he's right next to you

I did earlier

It was delicious

small text asshole

shit hurts my eyes

Its a habit, IM SORREH

i cut out a lot of my habits when we started talking every day for your own good


y u no be nice too?

Because it creates a fun fun fun time!

making my already fucked up eyes hurt is your idea of fun?

what the hell

Uhhhhhhh would it be bad if I said yes?

as a matter of fact it would

because I'd be pretty upset with you

Well obviously making you hurt deep inside isn't my idea of fun

but physical hurt is?

I think you're getting it wrong

I'm the masochist here, sillyface
Not the sadist

you aren't following

you're the one hurting me because it's fun

Never

baaaaaad oldfag memories

Okay

it must've been shortly before you showed up then

people were spamming neat and signs for months on end

I kinda remember that

But I didn't get the whole effect of it like you did I guess

remember Twilight's song that I had a crush on?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgRJXQFeKdA

asdf

I'm assuming you now have a crush on this song?

that was the idea

Boop

Thats why I assumed

Can we synchtube tonight?

I dunno

Whatchu mean?

that I don't know

Well duh

yeah duh

Are you on skype?

no

... are you okay?

there's like 4 people that'll bombard me as soon as I go on and I don't want it to happen right now


also remember what I said about the small text?

Yeah sorry

I can shut up if it would help

shut up with the small text and that'll be good

I just did

Take your time responding, don't stress yourself out.
How was your day?

ever since I got the FJ notification extension I reply quick as balls

so no, I wont

also it was freakin great

Whatchu do?

Parkour, Dragonball Z Budokai 3, not sleeping and eating candy all weekend

don't use that picture...

Okay
Why?

I'm scared


skype?

Yes please

Or maybe it's the fact that you may have changed your name from gilda to something else and I didn't know of it

or that I didn't know you didn't have access to friendly

but if you're gonna be like this when I'm trying to be nice and bury the hatchet, fuck you

I've gotten along just fine without you and I just wanted to talk to an old friend but no you've got a stick up your butt about some stupid shit from a while back that I'm trying to make nice now

and quite frankly, if this is how you'll respond to me, I don't give a rat's ass how you're doing

and if you don't see this because you signed out like a bitch, i won't give a damn

TL;DR choke on a dick

aww, poor bitch is sad?
No, look at the way you said it, instead of PM'ing me or talking to me here or on your profile you need to try and get an audience.

what the fuck happened to you man?

you turned into a pussy

yeah
I am

Do you want to talk about it?

and it's hard for me to read small text

so stahp

nothing to talk about

Are you going to get back on skype?

i dunnno yet

Okay

Turn back now, stranger


this place is but a shadow of its former glory

Sooooooo its not safe?

Not since you were last here

a dark evil has overtaken this place, once you arrive, there's a chance you may never leave

and even if you do, you'll have lost your mind

What if my mind is already gone?

Then this place will be your grave

I'm strangely okay with this

this seems like it would be a great intro to a fanfic

Too bad I absolutely suck at writing

I don't


brb

fdgahdfdsfg

k

"Wuh... Where am I?" Pinkie wondered as she slowly opened her eyes.

It was night and there was a dense fog all around her, all she could see was the cresent moon above her and the ground beneath her hooves.

"Hello? Is anypony out there?"

She picked a direction and began walking in it, calling out for anyone that might hear her.

The ground had changed from stone to soft grass, and she could hear the trickling of a stream in the distance.

"Ooh! if I follow that river I might find somepony to tell me where I am!"

The stream led through a small woods and eventually to a broken, wooden sign.

"Karlataville? Where the hay is Karlataville? I've never heard of it before..."

The fog began to clear and she could make out a few buildings, but they were collapsed or run down.

"This place looks oddly familiar..."



"Turn back stranger!"

Pinkie screamed at the sudden voice, as a tall gray stallion wearing a black cloak approached her.

"This place is but a shadow of its former glory."

Pinkie began to shiver, she'd felt afraid before but this was different, 'Is this what it's like to be truly scared?'

"Wait, is it not safe here?"

The stallion chuckled and removed the hood of his cloak, revealing a white and black mane, "Not since you were last here, a dark evil has overtaken this place, once you arrive, there's a chance you may never leave. And even if you do, you'll have lost your mind."

"Some ponies say I already have lost my mind, what if they are right?"

The mysterious stallion's voice got much deeper, "Then this place will be your grave."

Okay, did I do something?

as a matter of fact yes

you kinda pissed me off

Howso?

i kindly said that i'd rather you not look at a conversation between me and someone else because you asked


and you were just like no, fuck what he'd want I'm still gonna"

I never said I was gonna

And I haven't looked at it..

"I have no reason to believe you wont anyway"

"You know me so well"

what the hell was I supposed to think

Uh
Oops

I kinda read what you said wrong
I thought you'd said something along the lines of believing that I wouldn't

yeah whatever

You seem awfully.. on edge..

I like it

Of course, I have no idea where to go from there or anything, but neatsauce :3

Can skype?