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Date Signed Up:3/13/2011
Location:Edmonton
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#123 - Not exactly. Hercules was just a really tall and buff guy. He … 06/09/2012 on Some of the most epic... 0
#245 - How can someone not know how to work a PS3. Theres a stick and… 06/05/2012 on My friend likes to ramble -4
#75 - I like COD, though now the only way to have fun is to play wit… 06/04/2012 on New Idea 0
#254 - Thank you sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on Goblin Shark +1
User avatar #256 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.
#107 - its not the same thing but, the girl did suicide and it was ap… 06/03/2012 on Nope 0
#247 - I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Goblin Shark 0
User avatar #253 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.
User avatar #254 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #256 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.
#169 - I have no idea whats going on. 06/03/2012 on New Energy Drink 0
#167 - I love how they use the letter L for the A. 06/03/2012 on New Energy Drink 0
#229 - Not really. The only time they bite is when they get curious. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Goblin Shark +1
User avatar #245 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
No, people only think that because of Jaws. In reality, unless a shark is about to die of starvation, humans in general simply do not have enough fat for eating it to be worthwhile to a shark. We wouldn't give it enough energy for the amount it would take to digest us.
User avatar #247 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack photographers and divers when they get lowered down in cages. But thanks for the information.
User avatar #253 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.
User avatar #254 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #256 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.
#223 - Sharks are no big deal considering they actually aren't a dang…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Goblin Shark 0
User avatar #227 - ikinkajou (06/03/2012) [-]
Unless you try to aggravate them.
User avatar #229 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Not really. The only time they bite is when they get curious. They're actually scared of us. Except maybe the great white shark. That mother fucker will kill you for the sake of killing.
User avatar #245 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
No, people only think that because of Jaws. In reality, unless a shark is about to die of starvation, humans in general simply do not have enough fat for eating it to be worthwhile to a shark. We wouldn't give it enough energy for the amount it would take to digest us.
User avatar #247 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack photographers and divers when they get lowered down in cages. But thanks for the information.
User avatar #253 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.
User avatar #254 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #256 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.
#166 - Olive Garden? What?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2012 on New Energy Drink 0
User avatar #168 - knickfury (06/03/2012) [-]
GTFO
#169 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
I have no idea whats going on.
#36 - All my friend does is sit around making beats and playing Diablo 3. 06/02/2012 on pc gaming +1
#18 - Tastes like... Victory.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2012 on New Energy Drink +35
User avatar #53 - knickfury (06/02/2012) [-]
Olive Garden?
User avatar #166 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Olive Garden? What?
User avatar #168 - knickfury (06/03/2012) [-]
GTFO
#169 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
I have no idea whats going on.
#27 - Not as of yet. Though since I am in AP my friend who is in col…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2012 on When i pass a test i didn't... 0
User avatar #32 - squeemonster (06/02/2012) [-]
No, I agree, I have some subjects that aren't too hard to grasp even if you don't slam your face in textbooks but speaking for my course, it's SOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN DIFFICULT. I study computer science, programming and such at what would be the equivalent to MIT in my country. I love what I'm learning but yea, it's an headache xD
#23 - Tests are no big deal even if you dont study as long as you're…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2012 on When i pass a test i didn't... -1
#25 - squeemonster (06/02/2012) [-]
You're not in college yet are you?...
User avatar #27 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
Not as of yet. Though since I am in AP my friend who is in college told me that first year is easy as all hell because i'll basically learn everything I need in high school. Though you'd think that just studying for at least an hour a day would allow you to understand your course work.
User avatar #32 - squeemonster (06/02/2012) [-]
No, I agree, I have some subjects that aren't too hard to grasp even if you don't slam your face in textbooks but speaking for my course, it's SOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN DIFFICULT. I study computer science, programming and such at what would be the equivalent to MIT in my country. I love what I'm learning but yea, it's an headache xD
#95 - Whatever you guys say. 06/02/2012 on Private Lessons -1
#93 - For what I know, most people on Funnyjunk hate rap music. So d…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Private Lessons 0
User avatar #94 - icelandicviking (06/02/2012) [-]
Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.
User avatar #95 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
Whatever you guys say.
#90 - You need to calm down.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Private Lessons -1
#92 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
you need to point out less obvious shit
User avatar #93 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
For what I know, most people on Funnyjunk hate rap music. So due to that I posted this because some people might not know about it. You don't have to get butthurt because you've heard the song/
User avatar #94 - icelandicviking (06/02/2012) [-]
Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.
User avatar #95 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
Whatever you guys say.
#87 - The quote made me think of get back by Ludacris. Its literally…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Private Lessons +2
#105 - madeaccountfornsfw (06/02/2012) [-]
#89 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Well no shit
User avatar #90 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
You need to calm down.
#92 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
you need to point out less obvious shit
User avatar #93 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
For what I know, most people on Funnyjunk hate rap music. So due to that I posted this because some people might not know about it. You don't have to get butthurt because you've heard the song/
User avatar #94 - icelandicviking (06/02/2012) [-]
Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.
User avatar #95 - thenukecity (06/02/2012) [-]
Whatever you guys say.
#418 - Picture 06/02/2012 on Faith in Humanity +4
#45 - Um.. I live in Edmonton and The zombies die before they become… 05/31/2012 on how to survive the zombie... 0
#43 - That means that zombies can only attack me during half the year!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on how to survive the zombie... 0
User avatar #44 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
depending on location. and style of zombies.
User avatar #45 - thenukecity (05/31/2012) [-]
Um.. I live in Edmonton and The zombies die before they become zombies.
#199 - Comment deleted 05/30/2012 on My thoughts, FJ 0
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#180 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2012 on My thoughts, FJ 0
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User avatar #2 to #1 - thenukecity (05/22/2012) [-]
.... my.. my ... my comment virginity is gone?
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