Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.

Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.

Thank you sir.

Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.

No, people only think that because of Jaws. In reality, unless a shark is about to die of starvation, humans in general simply do not have enough fat for eating it to be worthwhile to a shark. We wouldn't give it enough energy for the amount it would take to digest us.

I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack photographers and divers when they get lowered down in cages. But thanks for the information.

Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.

Thank you sir.

Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.

Unless you try to aggravate them.

Not really. The only time they bite is when they get curious. They're actually scared of us. Except maybe the great white shark. That mother fucker will kill you for the sake of killing.

No, people only think that because of Jaws. In reality, unless a shark is about to die of starvation, humans in general simply do not have enough fat for eating it to be worthwhile to a shark. We wouldn't give it enough energy for the amount it would take to digest us.

I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack photographers and divers when they get lowered down in cages. But thanks for the information.

Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.

Thank you sir.

Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.

GTFO

I have no idea whats going on.

Olive Garden?

Olive Garden? What?

GTFO

I have no idea whats going on.

No, I agree, I have some subjects that aren't too hard to grasp even if you don't slam your face in textbooks but speaking for my course, it's SOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN DIFFICULT. I study computer science, programming and such at what would be the equivalent to MIT in my country. I love what I'm learning but yea, it's an headache xD

You're not in college yet are you?...

Not as of yet. Though since I am in AP my friend who is in college told me that first year is easy as all hell because i'll basically learn everything I need in high school. Though you'd think that just studying for at least an hour a day would allow you to understand your course work.

No, I agree, I have some subjects that aren't too hard to grasp even if you don't slam your face in textbooks but speaking for my course, it's SOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN DIFFICULT. I study computer science, programming and such at what would be the equivalent to MIT in my country. I love what I'm learning but yea, it's an headache xD

Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.

Whatever you guys say.

For what I know, most people on Funnyjunk hate rap music. So due to that I posted this because some people might not know about it. You don't have to get butthurt because you've heard the song/

Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.

Whatever you guys say.

You need to calm down.

For what I know, most people on Funnyjunk hate rap music. So due to that I posted this because some people might not know about it. You don't have to get butthurt because you've heard the song/

Anon is right. Even though i don't listen to rap shit. this is one of those that are actually good and everyone knows.

Whatever you guys say.

depending on location. and style of zombies.

Um.. I live in Edmonton and The zombies die before they become zombies.

AP you choose to take if you make it...and they bump you down if you're below a B in AP. because if you get a C in AP it's worse than a B in honors. So they move you to honors.

I live in Canada so it may or may not be different but My buddy got kicked out. He gets good grades but hes in regular classes. There are two AP classes in each grade at my school. Hes in neither. There are no honours classes in my school. Don't rafge but I'm in My last year of Junior High so that may be why its different. Don't rage.

they need grades if he's a smart delinquent then he stays if he were D- AP he'd get kicked

Not at my school apparently. In our first year in AP, my buddy ot himself in trouble at the year and the next year he wasn't in AP. It made no sense seeing as it wasn't anything serious either.

AP you choose to take if you make it...and they bump you down if you're below a B in AP. because if you get a C in AP it's worse than a B in honors. So they move you to honors.

I live in Canada so it may or may not be different but My buddy got kicked out. He gets good grades but hes in regular classes. There are two AP classes in each grade at my school. Hes in neither. There are no honours classes in my school. Don't rafge but I'm in My last year of Junior High so that may be why its different. Don't rage.

Yeah I'm one of those prodigies...I'm fucking smart and good at sports but stricken with mental illnesses. Depression, Schizophrenia, AD/HD: the legit one not what EVERYONE has...Like it takes me all the time to randomly fill in answers on the ACT without meds. On meds got a motherfucking 34. So I know where you're coming from.

The only thing I hate about AP though is that they expect us to be so focused and extremely good. No one has patience for us when we get off task. Its funny that my buddies been suspended a lot in the past and they let him stay in AP.

they need grades if he's a smart delinquent then he stays if he were D- AP he'd get kicked

Not at my school apparently. In our first year in AP, my buddy ot himself in trouble at the year and the next year he wasn't in AP. It made no sense seeing as it wasn't anything serious either.

AP you choose to take if you make it...and they bump you down if you're below a B in AP. because if you get a C in AP it's worse than a B in honors. So they move you to honors.

I live in Canada so it may or may not be different but My buddy got kicked out. He gets good grades but hes in regular classes. There are two AP classes in each grade at my school. Hes in neither. There are no honours classes in my school. Don't rafge but I'm in My last year of Junior High so that may be why its different. Don't rage.

uhhh dat AP calc...Virtual Five Yeah...Now being good at math is cool they said, "PFFF Nerd you have glasses and are good at math, lame" I said, " Yeah my future is going somewhere I'm such a faggot." and they came at me don't matter I'm a varsity rugby player too and I boxed for 3 years, guess who got THEIR asses kicked by a nerd...Those guys. BAMF

Theres like 2 people in my class that would be considered nerdy. Like legit nerdy. Not strong. Not fast. Not good at sports. Just really damn smart. Everyone else is either "normal" or popular.

Yeah I'm one of those prodigies...I'm fucking smart and good at sports but stricken with mental illnesses. Depression, Schizophrenia, AD/HD: the legit one not what EVERYONE has...Like it takes me all the time to randomly fill in answers on the ACT without meds. On meds got a motherfucking 34. So I know where you're coming from.

The only thing I hate about AP though is that they expect us to be so focused and extremely good. No one has patience for us when we get off task. Its funny that my buddies been suspended a lot in the past and they let him stay in AP.

they need grades if he's a smart delinquent then he stays if he were D- AP he'd get kicked

Not at my school apparently. In our first year in AP, my buddy ot himself in trouble at the year and the next year he wasn't in AP. It made no sense seeing as it wasn't anything serious either.

AP you choose to take if you make it...and they bump you down if you're below a B in AP. because if you get a C in AP it's worse than a B in honors. So they move you to honors.

I live in Canada so it may or may not be different but My buddy got kicked out. He gets good grades but hes in regular classes. There are two AP classes in each grade at my school. Hes in neither. There are no honours classes in my school. Don't rafge but I'm in My last year of Junior High so that may be why its different. Don't rage.