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#19 - Picture 09/22/2012 on Gun Control 0
#15 - Are you stupid or 12 years old?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Super Title +1
#16 - roflplane (09/22/2012) [-]
stupid. plz tell me your secrets`?
User avatar #17 - thenukecity (09/22/2012) [-]
Mimas looks similar to the death star. So instead of its actual surface, OP added a photo of the death stars surface. Watch Star Wars if you don't get it.
#18 - roflplane (09/22/2012) [-]
ahh okay didn't know. i know the Death Star from Star Wars but i thought the surface would really look like this, since the other pictures are legit
#412 - Its actually not that great. Only real peeve I have with it. B… 09/16/2012 on It doesn't take a genius 0
#386 - The Galaxy s3 is a better choice but I own the Galaxy Nexus an…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2012 on It doesn't take a genius +1
#404 - rivqaz (09/16/2012) [-]
Hows the battery life on that?
User avatar #412 - thenukecity (09/16/2012) [-]
Its actually not that great. Only real peeve I have with it. But you can probably make it last longer by downloading an app.
#56 - I'm also just going to say hat Jihad doesn't translate to holy… 09/15/2012 on Butthurt OC 0
#54 - I'm not sure if this is whats written int eh Qu'ran but when t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Butthurt OC +2
User avatar #55 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
but at the end of the day, your religious text still says it's okay to go on jihad and slay "infidels" don't even try to water it down by saying "Oh, but we don't have to kill you, we can just tax you into starvation instead!"
User avatar #71 - lalaman (09/15/2012) [-]
Jihad against the soul: Struggling against the soul to yearn for the Religion, act upon those teachings, and call others to them. (Paraphrased)
Jihad against Shaytan: Struggling against Satan without doubts or desires.
Jihad against the disbelievers and hypocrites: this is done with the tongue, hand, heart and wealth.
Jihad against heretics, liars, and evilfolk: This is best done with the hand, if not the hand then the tongue, if that's not possible then the heart.

Right.. Jihad.. Nice one bigot.
User avatar #56 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm also just going to say hat Jihad doesn't translate to holy war. And you aren't supposed to fight unless Muslims are being oppressed, or in self defense or against those who seek to destroy your religion. Or some shit I'm no Imam and I don't even know that much. But it still remains that Islams true teachings have been twisted out of proportion due to radicals and the media. Also general ignorance.
#52 - I understand that it says that but it doesn't say to kill ever…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Butthurt OC +2
User avatar #53 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
if my memory serves, a Muslim captor can do one of three things to their prisoner.
1) convert them to Islam
2) integrate them into society but force them to practice their religion in secrecy.
3) kill them.

also, christian captives get some sort of different treatment, but I can't remember.

all in all, it still says kill infidels.
User avatar #54 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if this is whats written int eh Qu'ran but when the prophet Muhammad was alive and they were fighting against the people of Mecca, people who were captured had to either have a ransom paid or had to teach the Muslims about things like reading writing and shit because most Muslims at that time were poor. Any way, if memory serves no one was killed, in any way but open combat. Also minorities in Muslim nations didn't have to practice their religion in secret, they had to pay a tax.
User avatar #55 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
but at the end of the day, your religious text still says it's okay to go on jihad and slay "infidels" don't even try to water it down by saying "Oh, but we don't have to kill you, we can just tax you into starvation instead!"
User avatar #71 - lalaman (09/15/2012) [-]
Jihad against the soul: Struggling against the soul to yearn for the Religion, act upon those teachings, and call others to them. (Paraphrased)
Jihad against Shaytan: Struggling against Satan without doubts or desires.
Jihad against the disbelievers and hypocrites: this is done with the tongue, hand, heart and wealth.
Jihad against heretics, liars, and evilfolk: This is best done with the hand, if not the hand then the tongue, if that's not possible then the heart.

Right.. Jihad.. Nice one bigot.
User avatar #56 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm also just going to say hat Jihad doesn't translate to holy war. And you aren't supposed to fight unless Muslims are being oppressed, or in self defense or against those who seek to destroy your religion. Or some shit I'm no Imam and I don't even know that much. But it still remains that Islams true teachings have been twisted out of proportion due to radicals and the media. Also general ignorance.
#44 - No it doesn't you dumb **** .  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Butthurt OC -4
User avatar #51 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
actually yes it does. it outlines various rules for what to do with "infidel" hostages and captives. how does one acquire hostages and captives? OH YEAH, WAR.
User avatar #52 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I understand that it says that but it doesn't say to kill everyone that isn't part of their religion.
User avatar #53 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
if my memory serves, a Muslim captor can do one of three things to their prisoner.
1) convert them to Islam
2) integrate them into society but force them to practice their religion in secrecy.
3) kill them.

also, christian captives get some sort of different treatment, but I can't remember.

all in all, it still says kill infidels.
User avatar #54 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if this is whats written int eh Qu'ran but when the prophet Muhammad was alive and they were fighting against the people of Mecca, people who were captured had to either have a ransom paid or had to teach the Muslims about things like reading writing and shit because most Muslims at that time were poor. Any way, if memory serves no one was killed, in any way but open combat. Also minorities in Muslim nations didn't have to practice their religion in secret, they had to pay a tax.
User avatar #55 - kazorkthedork (09/15/2012) [-]
but at the end of the day, your religious text still says it's okay to go on jihad and slay "infidels" don't even try to water it down by saying "Oh, but we don't have to kill you, we can just tax you into starvation instead!"
User avatar #71 - lalaman (09/15/2012) [-]
Jihad against the soul: Struggling against the soul to yearn for the Religion, act upon those teachings, and call others to them. (Paraphrased)
Jihad against Shaytan: Struggling against Satan without doubts or desires.
Jihad against the disbelievers and hypocrites: this is done with the tongue, hand, heart and wealth.
Jihad against heretics, liars, and evilfolk: This is best done with the hand, if not the hand then the tongue, if that's not possible then the heart.

Right.. Jihad.. Nice one bigot.
User avatar #56 - thenukecity (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm also just going to say hat Jihad doesn't translate to holy war. And you aren't supposed to fight unless Muslims are being oppressed, or in self defense or against those who seek to destroy your religion. Or some shit I'm no Imam and I don't even know that much. But it still remains that Islams true teachings have been twisted out of proportion due to radicals and the media. Also general ignorance.
#154 - The Muslim Brotherhood's spoke person actually said that they …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Logic 0
User avatar #352 - IrishAssassin (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about the Muslim Brotherhood, I'm just talking about the Islamic rioters.
#447 - They're both pretty solid phones but the S3 is most likely better. 09/06/2012 on Love iPhone? Buy Samsung! 0
#242 - I got a Galaxy nexus....  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Love iPhone? Buy Samsung! 0
User avatar #243 - typeyournamehere (09/01/2012) [-]
I think S3 is a better choice.
User avatar #447 - thenukecity (09/06/2012) [-]
They're both pretty solid phones but the S3 is most likely better.
#268 - shatt (09/01/2012) [-]
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Videogame alt art 3 ** im with you on this choice
#1 - Tax dollars at work. 08/28/2012 on World's Greatest SHOOT OUT!!! 0
#3 - Films name is "Who Am I", because I know people are …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Silly Police 0
User avatar #4 - yutakenusername (08/28/2012) [-]
I'll put it in the description, thanks.
User avatar #5 - yutakenusername (08/28/2012) [-]
Nope, editing disabled. :P
#2 - Yea. 08/28/2012 on Silly Police 0
#3 - Picture 08/28/2012 on How I became homeless +1
#2 - Picture 08/28/2012 on NOPE +7
#19 - Abomination. 08/28/2012 on Video Game Fact Comp 12 0
#13 - **** you. 08/28/2012 on Fox +5
#82 - Basically he drew a square with three lines because he underst… 08/28/2012 on Geometry +5
#255 - Ahem. 08/28/2012 on The Three Types of Arguments 0
#251 - The guys at the top of the leader boards with billions of kill…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on The Three Types of Arguments 0
#254 - lastsamurai (08/28/2012) [-]
Of course, it's easy as HELL to hack.

got myself to 10th prestige in a matter of seconds.
Should be more complicated than just dragging over a file...
#246 - Only Idiots think that CoD is a hardcore shooter. The reason s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on The Three Types of Arguments +1
User avatar #266 - blargtastic (08/28/2012) [-]
You're right, CoD is NOT a hardcore shooter, nor is Halo. Arma II is much more of a hardcore shooter, and CS is as well; however, CoD makes for good stress relief as it is more of a casual game.
#69 - First time I flew a helicopter I crashed into the side of a canyon.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2012 on Battlefield 3 in a Nutshell +3
User avatar #70 - trolljunkusa (08/27/2012) [-]
First time in a helicopter I flew into the air. Learned to fire the weapon, killed a guy by crashing into him cause I lost control
User avatar #136 - mrvalane (08/27/2012) [-]
lucky fucker first time i was in one i got high up then, fell.
backwards
fast.
and needless to say died
#157 - Evidently not. 08/21/2012 on First Day of School 0
#31 - I thought we were talking about thumbs on this thread. Because…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on First Day of School +3
User avatar #32 - thenez (08/21/2012) [-]
yeah, lol. i also saw that i have twice as many red thumbs as you do, lol. I am not very popular within the fj community.
User avatar #157 - thenukecity (08/21/2012) [-]
Evidently not.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - thenukecity (05/22/2012) [-]
.... my.. my ... my comment virginity is gone?
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