Thx little Birdy.

Good. good. Praise the skeleton lord
Don't tell anyone. But i don't like the taste of milk. So my bones are quite weak.

I'll tell nothing

Thank you good sir. here a sexy skeleton.

I'm having a 'n erection

Misses skeleton would not be pleased.

They didn't come to me. I wasn't able to enter at all.

Hmmm. Suspicious.

Like. I wanted to enter. But there where some problems in the building so no-one from the outside where allowed to enter the building.

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No it doesn't I checked before the only kind of DM aka dungeon master would be myself

But i have no control over it at all. so that sucks. a lot

hm, Something has to be regulating your dreams. Maybe, your subconscious tried to give you your dream world of monster girls, but mixed MGQ and MGE together as it did. Some meditation and visualization should help you gain control over it. Assuming of course your DM isn't just hiding from you to be a dick

There is one other possibility. A succubi is giving you these dreams, these experiences, in preparation to be the husband of her and her sisters. It would explain why you can't control the dream, and why the girls are far rougher with you.

buuuuut, that's unlikely. For one thing I'd know if there was a Sex Demon following you around. I can sense these things. kinda

Well i do think a world filled with monstergirls would be amazing. and my fetish for them is also quite good. Maybe the dreams are there because i want them to be there. But i would have no control over it just like if it would indeed be real.

Also funny thing about succubi. of all the monstergirls that want me. succubi are the most common. they never told me why they like me. just that they did. quite weird.

Well there's your assignment for tonight, ask them why there so into you.

Now that I think about it. Where are all the other guys in your dreams? Maybe if you help some of these folks get laid/married you can ease the burden on yourself.

the men/ women ratio is 30%/70%

also sure i will tell tomorrow

Sweet, I'll talk to ya then. Also, Ask around if any of your Succbi (The non-pegging ones) want to hang around in my dreams for a bit. Last night dream could have used some sexy mamonos to help me out.

I will. if they are interested. I just tell them a lonly incubi needs some...*Loving* alright?

Thanks mate.

so you just gnna ignore me or?

Wha? What happened?

Well i poke you before to tell you what happened but you ignored me completely

I have no idea what a poke is. If yo mean an alert than I probably missed it with the 50 others I got. Still, how'd things go in your dream.

Ow **** sorry dude. didn't mean it like that.

And 50/50. some **** went wrong.

Went wrong? Please don't tell me the elf got you.

she did.

Sadly. the elf was a good friend of the pharoh. so she pharoh bound me to the bed. and she and her servants and the elf had fun with me.

*sigh* Okay, new plan. Since the pharoh broke your agreement, you leave her. Then you run towards a volcano, and tell the girls if any of them try to force you, you'll jump in.

You don't feel pain in your dreams right?

I think the problem with that is that there are also dragons there that would sweep me away before i can land at the volcano

I do sadly

Hmmm....

Do you have a way of waking your self up from a dream that you can use?

Falling to my death does wake me up. But still hurts.

For right now the only thing I can think of would be to make a tulpa, but even that would take months at best.

What about petitioning the demon lord directly? If you get her to agree to protect you from All monsters (including her own soldiers who would probably want a piece of you.) You agree to work as a soldier for her and perform missions.

Since she's a queen, she can't afford to go back on her word or else risk her standing with other rulers aswell as her own people. Kingdoms have been brought to ruin for less.

Infact, the pharoh who allowed her elf friend to rape you will probably face some serious repercussions for breaking her word. If I were you I'd hire a Gyoubu Danuki Lawyer and take her to court.

Well you see there are some problems with that.

If i do that the monsterlord will protect me from the outsiders and from unwanted monstergirls. and i would go on missions.
This does however mean that i am open for her daughters. the liliths.

I can try. .

Wait... Liliths? Is the demon lord in your dream the Same one from the MGE? Because I'm fairly certain the mom's name is Lilith.

yup from monster girl encyclopedia.

Then you have nothing to worry about. Kenkou Cross explicitly stated he won't put any yaoi, pegging, netorare, scat, or guro in his series. Worst case scenario, you get a 10hr blowjob. Or one of the girls locks you in their room and rides you till she's pregnant

The monster lord is from MGE. That doesn't mean all the rules are being followed. A monstergirl WILL attack a other monstergirls husband. they don't care. Also even tough those 2 aren't that bad. we are talking about liliths here. who can look at you and make you there slave forever. they will **** my very soul and kill me.

hrmm. The last two ideas I have are either put out a bounty on the head of every dark elf in the world.

Or Run to order territory (or whatever it's equvalent is in your world), and have them protect you.

The last thing I can think of is just start killing the Mgs you don't like. I mean, what's the worst they can do?

Rape you? Already happening.

Imprision You? Yay, no more rapes.

Kill you? Come back to life the next day with a new identity, and since everyone in the dream now believes you're dead, you can live a more low-key life.

1. That 1 elf was a very small chance of happening. so i am not scared it will happen again

2. the order is death. I myself helped with that.

3. I Don't tend to kill monstergirls unless they try to kill others. I am a hero and i can't help but act like one. so if it happens to me. i just accept it

4. the rape can be worse
5. the can torture me. set me to the edge of death while raping.
6. Funny enough this has happened before. But when i needed to protect the world i turned myself again. revealing myself once again.

It's pretty weird how my dreams work like that.

Hmm, it seems like your dreams have preset rules within it. This is a bit out there, but have you considered your dreams may have a premade 'Dungeon Master'? Never playe DnD so I hope I'm using that term correctly. If you can figure out who this being is, it might help you resduse some of the.. Uh, sadistic aspects.

Well you caught be in a bad time. I have to go sleep right now it's 12.17 AM

I will resume this conversation when im awake again. have a good evening.

whoops, sorry about that. I'll see you in the morning than.

I have returned.

So how you doing?

Wel, poorly. I tried calling the guy I wanted to work for, but his number doesn't work. On top of that when I went to the address, nothing but an old pawn shop was there, and they haven't been open the last few times I went past them.

At this point, I'm just going to call up the nearby hospital and talk to their human resources department, maybe there's a job they have that I can pull off.

Ow that sucks dude. I did not see that coming. I hope the hospital will hire you.

*shrug* that's life I guess. Oh well.

Anyway, Have you had an easier time sleeping lately?

Neutral. It didn't get worse. but i still get them. Some small things changed but it still sucks.

Like i had this dream. In which a succubus was hunting me. Which is fine. But it was also yanderen. and when i got home she killed my family. Not very pleasant.

Not giving her the dick the moment you see her.

There's an old sermon on how to deal with Yanderes, I find you the link.

Do you nornally have dreams like that, horrific (sexy) monsters coming after you?

No. honestly. If i gave her the dick then all the other monster girls i didn't give it to will all come at me at the same time.

I have a monstergirl fetish and they tend to play a role in my dreams. Doesn't matter if the dream is good. neutral. or bad.

So yeah they tend to play a big role. But most of the time they are on the good side and not the bad side. Most of the time.

Why don't you just make yourself a schedule? Or better yet, the one who brings you the most money (through legal means) will get your dick for that day. Or the one who solves your sleep problems is the one you'll marry.

Easy solutions. Just use their unholy love for you against them.

1. I think to help you understand why this is not possible i will have to tell you about my past dreams. But to hold it in short.

I have had a long series of dreams in which i slowly with my friends became legendary hero's saving the dream world i live in. And from the group i am the tough guy. Thick armor. and big hammer. But when you are a legendary hero. you get a lot of fans. and i mean a lot of them. I think. that only i myself. the fans that like me. are around the 100.000 monster girls. That all want the D. And they have the monstergirl mind that they will rape. If 1 of the manages to **** me. others will follow. And how sexy monstergirls are. and i don't mind in my dreams to have sex with them. This go's on and on and they care about there own pleasure and not mine. I had a dream in which i just had non stop sex in my dream. My body burned. i was losing my mind. my pelvish broken. And the pleasure at a certain point just stops.

And they share. funny enough they don't mind sharing me if they can get there share of me.

and to make a small list. These are the types that tend to want me. *Notice how almost all of them are brutes*

Minotaur,
Orge,
orc,
ushi oni.
oni.
blue oni.
holostaur.
goblins.
hobgoblin.
wights.
succubi of all kinds and i mean all of them.

Speciale mention: 2 liliths and alma elma from the monstergirl quest serie.

Even if i wanted to **** them all. I only have 1 D.

Hmmm, Maybe you can dream up a second or third dick?

How much control do you have over your dreams. If you're having recurring/continuing dreams then that means you have more control than you realize.

And the other 999.997 girls?
But the problem is how much i enjoy ******* them. There is a limit. And if they keep demanding more it just ends in rape. Hack i have had times that a oni got me drunk. And i woke up tied to a tree. While a dark elf was planning to **** me with a strap-on.

And i do have a lot of continuing of dreams. And i know how these happen. This is Because i have a huge amount of fantasy inside of my head. Every time a dream ends or i wake up. I tend to think about the dream i had for the day. and because i keep thinking about it. the chances that the dream continues will increase. Sadly i can't stop my mind for thinking all kinds of scenario's that might happen.

On a side note. that pic with all the monstergirls. Have been ****** by all of them at least once.

Hmmm, I got. Get yourself a rich/powerful monstergirl and have her be your bodygaurd.

Infact, find yourself a pharoh, have her hire a couple of Dragons and Hellhounds, live with the pharoh and pay rent with sex.

Sure, there maybe some Mgs that'll break through, but it won't be the thousands you currently have to deal with. (Best part, no horrid dark elf strap-on sex.)

I like the way you think. And i might pull it off. the only problem is that if i start living in 1 place to long more of them will come every day. and people like alma elma or a lilith aren't easy to get rid of.

I might consider trying that. if i get the chance. And not get ********* by a dark elf. or roper. *Which also happen*.

Don't get me wrong i love my dreams. But sometimes it ***** me over.

*But sometimes it ***** me over. *

Too, many jokes... Must resist.

Good luck mate. I'm gonna get myself started on some house-cleaning. Let me know how it turns out tomorrow.

Always try to make jokes. they are fun.

So update. It didn't really work out.

so everything alright?

More or less. The hospital nearby gives out free wi-fi, so I'm not completly cut off from the outside world. Do you know of a way to ask for a job that you're unqualified for?

do you got any other job experience? if you do you can show that you are a hard working person and even tough it is not what you studied. you are easily capable doing the work. you just need a little tutorial to set you off to start.

Hmm, That may well work. I'm trying to get a job a a computer repair place. Right now I'm finishing up the first part codeCademy's Java Course, and I've also done their 3hr html css lessons as well. I'm hoping I can get work with this guy by offering to help build him a website.

I think that you got a bigger chance then you think. Because learning those things ain't easy. you should press the matter that you know a hard part of it already. and that you just need a little help at the begin. and from there you will learn more and more. becoming better.

You think so. Maybe it's just a confidence issue on my part. I've had the number for a week now, but I keep saying 'Maybe I should review a little more.' I guess I could try calling this evening.

Waiting isn't a bad thing to do. But at some point someone else might come and take it from you before you get the chance

Sigh, now i'm worried i'll call and they'll say the just hired someone else. You're right, I'll call them today, (Or tomorrow if I don't find my phone.)

Thanks for the advise mate. Have bwebs.

Thank you for the bwebs.

And no problem dude. everything to help someone else out.

No problem dude. **** happens.

We do.
It's 1 of the hardest to learn they say. 1 of the 5 hardest.

It's pretty peaceful. And i enjoy my time here ^^
got amazing friends as well
And my parents are awesome

Glad to see someone enjoy their life outside of the side.

But, what makes your language so hard? Yeah you have a few extra vowels, but it can't be any harder than spanish right?

I don't know it myself. If i am correct. It is unnecessary hard they say

*Shrug* Oh well, thank god for google translate then.

I'm gonna head off and play some skyrim before heading out. Can you still meet up at 6 tomorrow?

I think it would have to be 6.30 tough. But i will.

Alright, See ya then mate.

Hack yeah you are a pretty awesome person.

Well that only means people are stalking us and are interested to see what we are talking about.

I do have both civ 5 and a steam account.
Its: Forrestlost60. You should see a pic of a shocked vegita and the name nobody.

nope, can't find it...
Here's mine: steamcommunity.com/id/zoonetan/

A good day to you floran.

How are you doing on this lovely day?

About to leave home to the mountains, explore a lil and feel the cold

Don't you already know what is on your home planet?

Where I lay my head thats where I call home

Primitive. But effective.

But there are lots of dangers having no home.

Floran is the danger
Floran expands to all lands and conquer all creatures

Negative
Florans sexy
not danger.

Floran still ssstab enemies

Stabbb not work on glitches.

try again later.

Floran sssmash metal easy
Good for spare parts

Floran meant for experiment. Nothing more.

silly machine, Glitch was bad experiment.
Floran is master race, all other races are food
Nature always win

If we where bad experiment
Why are we still 1 of the biggest races there are?
we exceeded florans long ago.

But machine isn't race
Machine is machine, like a toaster that doesn't ssshut up
A glitch planet is an uninhabited planet

Machines are race.
we have become a race.
a race that can change itself to anything
machines will be everywhere
and always active.

Silly talking toaster, thinking he's alive
is sad and cute

Floran thinks she is better
can't even win from monkey people.

except we do win monkey

I got that kickass ship from them

Don't lie to yourself
stay sexy
that is the only good thing you florans can do.

So if you ever feel to play a game of smite with me or hearthstone.
Just say so i would love to.

neato

same name as in hearthstone - TonyGee

Alright i will add you.

And of course tell me when you are available to play.

how about right now?

Alright i added you.

Sure why not.

I gotta update first. so might take a couple of minutes for me to be online.

I do in fact enjoy smite. I don't play it a lot. But it is a fun game.

If you don't mind i continue here because it has to do with the same thing.


So i played chorno trigger. And it is a good game. I enjoy it *I am not done yet* But i have been noticing a lack of good games coming out these days. Ignoring the broken games or the 100e version of pokemon and cod.

It kind of worry's me. The only game i am waiting on right now is the new super smash.

It isn't that expensive so you should get it.

And I totally agree, best mario game ever for sure!
Close second to me would be mario 64 or super mario world for the snes

I think mario galaxy is my second favorite game of all time in the mario side.

Damm i loved that game so much.

I've never owned a wii, so I haven't been able to try it out yet :/

Never? damm.

Mario galaxy is like the least repetitive game ever

Well dang, that sounds too good to be true

I might be able to borrow a wii and galaxy from my friend. I love the mario franchise, almost always top notch games

the only thing that could be considered repetitive are the challenges. thins like *Beat this boss with 1 hp* And even tough you fight the boss again. It is hard as **** .

Looking on ebay right now, and wow. I thought they were more expensive

They're anything from 40-90 $. Depends on the games that comes with them. I'll keep looking, thanks for the heads up

No problem.

And the games are worth it.

I do recommended getting some classics.

Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 4 nad 6. If I can get those three I could die happy

I never played chrono trigger......

Oh **** you've been missing out bro. That's a definite must-play

I know....

it sucks i don't have it. / never played it.

I'm not saying you should get an emulator to try it out

but you totally should
it's £50+ most places if you want a legit copy

50!?

What do they think? That i am rich?

Cause i am not.

All the classics are pricey as **** . A lot of them are downloadable on the wii store though

That is true

just 1 problem.

i do not use the wii anymore. Because it isn't really mine. if you get my point.

ah, I see

then I'd recommend downloading an emulator, if just for chrono trigger at least. It's an excellent game, my fav snes game tied with FF6

Well then i am going to download it right now.

Sweet, do tell when you've tried it for a few hours

And you should play mario land 3.

You must!

The wario game for the gameboy? I had a copy when I was a kid, it was the best

I meant mario >_<

But wario for the gameboy is also pretty cool.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wario_Land:_Super_Mario_Land_3

I haven't heard of Mario land 3 other than this?

*Limit reached*

nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._3

Oooohhh! Of course I've played it, my sister and I owned it when I was a kid. Played this constantly for months One of my friends still have a NES with an original copy of it

YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE 3E MARIO GAME!?THE BEST MARIO GAME OF ALLLLL TIME!?

I'M NOT SURE WHICH GAME WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE FIND A WIKI ARTICLE OR SOMETHING SO I CAN CONFIRM IF I HAVE PLAYED IT OR NOT!!

*and

If you are going to make them *And that would be awesome*

Then give me the sunglasses.

Alright but then i will need something that will show that its you.

How do you mean?

Well you know how Thelizardlord has his power helmet as his mask right? Everybody recognises him, and i have my one of a kind hat and dark red theme suit which is how people recognise me.

Good point. I don't have that..... Hm... I should come up with something for that.

I already know what to draw but i cant without knowing something specific about you and Hog

I think it might be wings?

have of those tiny wings at the back of the character.

Cause i am not known i can have anything.

and the sunglasses can be done by everyone

But the wings on the other hand.

Or maybe it is better for me to have a mask then wings.

I think its better to have a mask, something specific.

well

I do always wear the sunglasses.

But that doesn't count right? or is that not specific enough?

What about the avatar?

You mean the one i have right now?

Then i rather have you use this.

Hahahahah You are aware i have to draw you in a suit and armor right?

I know that.

But i was more talking about the face then anything else.

Cause using the current avatar i use. I rather not have that.

If you don't mind.

kk so basically the face avatar with sunglasses, what suit color?

Uhm...

Green?

I am sure black and red are taken. *Which i don't mind*

Kek.

yeah make it dark green. If that doesn't make me look like a freak.

Chests and keys.

I am not really going for something right now.

So if you see something i don't have and you do have you can also give that *If you want to*

Free from charge ^^