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themuffinmaan  

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: super nintendo, nintendo 64, xbox 360, ps3
Video Games Played: alot.
Interests: getting high, watchin ponies, making muffins, with weed, eating said muffins, getting higher, microwaving random objects to see what happens, making up excuses to tell the fire department, being a champion
Date Signed Up:6/15/2012
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:Drury Lane
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just look at all my tags. this page has more tags than a pair of pants from old navy.

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#29 - disregard the buttholes saying you suck. They obviously haven'…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Figs: 1 Atheists:0 0
#34 - lmOldGreg Comment deleted by themuffinmaan
#31 - anonymoose Comment deleted by themuffinmaan
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#40 - forreal. i just scratched at my computer screen for 7 whole se… 09/07/2012 on Seems Legit. +3
#65 - I don't think I ever hid from confrontation in AC when I didn'… 09/05/2012 on Top 10 irritating moments... 0
#58 - and on a side note... it looks like this month's issu… 09/05/2012 on Krokodil +3
#57 - In America we have drugs that make people eat faces, in Russia…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2012 on Krokodil +3
#58 - themuffinmaan (09/05/2012) [-]
and on a side note...

it looks like this month's issue of Hustler is featuring lepers.
#23 - just a few bottles of wine. what could go wrong? 09/05/2012 on Wine isn't alcoholic +1
#11 - Picture 09/04/2012 on wut +11
#37 - clever racist description and tags won you my thumb sir. 09/04/2012 on watchout guys +5
#576 - well there goes my smile... 09/04/2012 on RIP To A Legend +6
#235 - not at all. Just that one. In fact, I could say worse things a… 09/04/2012 on Is it so hard to understand? 0
#360 - and I've never even watched that show... 09/04/2012 on Cowboy Bebop +8
#108 - she looks trashy. probably has all kinds of viruses. 09/04/2012 on Forever alone PC case +14
#147 - don't tell me when to shower... 09/04/2012 on Life Hints and Tricks +7
#124 - <mfw I get told by I have "beiber hair". …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2012 on Is it so hard to understand? +20
User avatar #170 - ericbeagles (09/04/2012) [-]
I have been told I have Bieber hair so many times, and I flip shit whenever someone does tell me that. I know how it feels
#134 - doctornick (09/04/2012) [-]
does this mean you think all Canadians are scum?
User avatar #235 - themuffinmaan (09/04/2012) [-]
not at all. Just that one. In fact, I could say worse things about America than I could about Canada. I mean, shit, America has produced more than it's fair share of scum.

we got nicki goddamn minaj. and plenty others...
#24 - there's nothing wrong with being nice. But unless you are will… 09/02/2012 on Die +8
#6 - my childhood was alot like this. but less black.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2012 on kid logic +145
User avatar #8 - omensixsixsix (09/02/2012) [-]
My childhood was a lot like this. But instead of a house i had a broken van.
#76 - iamnotacleverman (09/02/2012) [-]
My childhood was a lot like this. But instead of a house I shot up the school.
User avatar #63 - trojanmannn (09/02/2012) [-]
my black was a lot like this. But instead of a broken van i had a field of picked cotton.
#20 - Look, at that horse....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Would you buy them? +25
User avatar #24 - thinkwithportals (09/02/2012) [-]
i love you no homo
#25 - he's not fat. he's fluffy.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Making Espresso Like-a-Sir +35
#28 - vladhellsing (09/02/2012) [-]
He's not fluffy, he's DAYUM!
User avatar #99 - watchinniggazdrop (09/02/2012) [-]
That is possibly the scariest picture I've ever seen.
#104 - vladhellsing (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh really?
#27 - mogala (09/02/2012) [-]
hahaha...... yes it is me in the pic no i dont car what people say... but if i shaved my head i can look like him :/ lol
#26 - kkid (09/02/2012) [-]
I wanted to give you the highest of high fives....but I couldn't so have this picture of Fluffy instead
#56 - Picture 09/02/2012 on Gangnam style +3
#3490 - Picture 09/02/2012 on Dance Party! 0
#325 - Picture 09/01/2012 on troll ball +5
#175 - does it still count as a tail, if it comes out of the back of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on The worst human growths... 0
User avatar #183 - lavitts (08/29/2012) [-]
No, it means you're Mewtwo.
#42 - an over-sized beanie would fix this problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on Strange babies comp (#1 ?) +2
User avatar #43 - lollocaust (08/28/2012) [-]
so that's why double D wheres one all the time
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on The worst human growths part 3 +5
User avatar #100 - xxcxpxx (08/28/2012) [-]
if you think of it he fingered his mother real bad
#81 - that's the strangest cauliflower I've ever seen. and… 08/28/2012 on The worst human growths part 3 -4
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User avatar #78 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I love it when you talk dirty to me.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
I bet you do...

bitch
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User avatar #80 to #79 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Faggot. <3
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User avatar #81 to #80 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
you can suck the fatter ball of my two.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Balls disgust me.
Do you possibly have a nice tit I can suck?
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User avatar #83 to #82 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
aaahahahaha no. No I do not.

You'll have to make do.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
NO.
I WILL NOT MAKE DUE.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
uh huhhh.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
FINE. DON'T SUCK ANYTHING.

just turn around so I can sex you.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
okay...
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User avatar #90 to #89 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Faggot.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Queer.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
You know it. <3
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#57 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Nigger-licker.
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User avatar #58 to #57 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Cunt-sniffer.
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#59 to #58 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
You gotta sniff your beef before you eat it. Might be rancid.
You gotta sniff your beef before you eat it. Might be rancid.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
,,,,,
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User avatar #64 to #63 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
...what is your goal here..?
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#65 to #64 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm not quite certain yet.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
....mhmm..... pervert.
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#67 to #66 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you think my goal is?
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User avatar #68 to #67 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
you suuuuuuck.
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#69 to #68 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
No, but she does.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
haaaaah.
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#71 to #70 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I know, I'm hilarious.
I know, I'm hilarious.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
you should be a comedian.
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#73 to #72 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I should.
I'll just have a slide show of porn pictures and gifs in the background of every show I do.
I'll make millions.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
but gaahd. The audience.....
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#75 to #74 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
So, my whole audience will fap together...So, what?
I'd say it's a beautiful moment.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
uhh yeah.... beautiful....
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#77 to #76 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Problem?
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#22 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Just thought I would.
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#24 to #23 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I mean, it's okay, right, cause you're gay?
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#32 to #24 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
No, I like vagina like you, ya queer.
No, I like vagina like you, ya queer.
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#34 to #32 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Stop with that gif.
I hate that gif.
It makes me feel gross.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
that's what you get for dumping your porn folder on my shit.

you sexual deviant
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#37 to #35 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
It's not my porn folder. It's not even in a folder yet. It's all just kinda chilling in my &quot;downloads&quot; area, along with all the other shit I've acquired from my phone.
It's not my porn folder.
It's not even in a folder yet.
It's all just kinda chilling in my "downloads" area, along with all the other shit I've acquired from my phone.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Now, why does that not surprise me...

again,

sexual deviant
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#40 to #38 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
What? I'm gonna get them in a folder. I just have to finish uploading all the pictures from my phone to my computer. It takes a while.
What?
I'm gonna get them in a folder.
I just have to finish uploading all the pictures from my phone to my computer.
It takes a while.
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#25 to #24 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
So, this shouldn't bother you.
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User avatar #39 to #25 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
I like her face. It's the least whorish of them all.
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#41 to #39 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
She's ugly.

This one
is beautiful.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
I won't disagree with that.
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#43 to #42 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Good.
I'm always right.
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#44 to #43 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
right, right. whatever.
right, right. whatever.
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#45 to #44 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I am in all ways superior!
I am in all ways superior!
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User avatar #46 to #45 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep at night...

;)
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#47 to #46 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
You're a stupid hoe.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Incorrect. I'm the smartest hoe around.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Quite true. You know nothing of my ways...
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#51 to #50 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, but I do.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Having fun?
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#53 to #52 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Very much so. ^-^
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User avatar #54 to #53 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
you're a piece of work -__-
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#55 to #54 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, shush.
Just enjoy it.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - themuffinmaan (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.......yeah.....
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#26 to #25 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
That last one has an ugly face.
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#27 to #26 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
This girl's my favorite.
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#29 to #28 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I can't get in trouble for this, right?
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#30 to #29 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
Even if I do, I think it's all worth it.
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#36 to #33 - thejesusnipple (05/16/2013) [-]
I was gonna watch FMA, but I think this is better.
I was gonna watch FMA, but I think this is better.
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#1 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
To your profile, we go! And I took your comment virginity. How do you like that, you dirty slut?
To your profile, we go!

And I took your comment virginity. How do you like that, you dirty slut?
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#2 to #1 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
owhhh.... my innocence....
owhhh.... my innocence....
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User avatar #3 to #2 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
I see you have no humps.
Do you admit your defeat?
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#4 to #3 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
well.. unless this counts, then yeah I'm out...
well.. unless this counts, then yeah I'm out...
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User avatar #5 to #4 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, you suck, bro.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
Aw, you know I love you. <3
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User avatar #8 to #7 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
Hmm... well.... I guess I love you too..

whore. c:
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User avatar #9 to #8 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
That's fine. I lied, anyway.
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#10 to #9 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
wow. that really cut me deep..
wow.

that really cut me deep..
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User avatar #11 to #10 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
I hope everything you care about in this world is destroyed in the worst ways imaginable. Then, I hope you die a slow and excruciatingly painful death.

I'm sorry. Didn't mean to upset you.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh, that's okay. You actually seem like a very nice person. I hope you have a fantastic life and achieve all your goals.


suck a butt.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't think I like you anymore.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
pfffft. You know it's all in good sarcasm, and you love me. Don't kid yourself.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
I can't. You broke my heart. T.T
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User avatar #16 to #15 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
well I can fix it... I have tape... and chewing gum...
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User avatar #17 to #16 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
No.
I don't need your fixing.
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#18 to #17 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
enough of your nonsense. I'm coming to spoon you.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - themuffinmaan (05/06/2013) [-]
you know you can't resist ma rape face..
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User avatar #21 to #20 - thejesusnipple (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure...
 
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