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|#171 - I can't tell you about Strongman, but if you're looking into p… [+] (3 new replies)||02/11/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y...||0|
|#170 - To be honest I'm still wondering why equipped powerlifting got…||02/11/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y...||0|
|#83 - I can understand not going down to chest on bench. You saw the… [+] (13 new replies)||02/10/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y...||+1|
#154 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
Board: I see them doing it in training and in competition. I think it was this summer someone benched 975.whogivesafuck in a shirt and wraps, a soon as he gets on the bench he arches his back almost a foot off the bench and someone holds a wooden block to his chest. In total he went down about 6 inches and back up and it honestly looked like someone just re-racking. Training for lock out? No problemo. In competition? Josh pls go
Arched back: I don't do it in competition, and I know some people who do and do not. The ones that do only go a few inches off the bench, not enough to negate the entire fucking lift. I don't do it because A it's uncomfortable and B You seem to use your core to bounce it up and rack it with your arms/chest. That's not a bench. That's Crossfit
There is no reason at all why shirts should be allowed in competition. It's like saying "I can throw a football 100 yards" and then bring out a pitching machine whatever they're called for football same thing . The fact that they get defensive and rage out on anyone who asks them to lift without a shirt is pathetic. YOU are not capable of that lift. Your shirt is. Go back to the gym
I don't, I've only competed in one powerlifting competition in August and got blown the fuck out because amateur were allowed to use shirt and suits. I'm training for it with a guy who does it, he's 2nd in world for his weightclass I think 220 . I met him through someone else at the gym who does powerlifting and got me into the sport, before that I was trying to do boxing money I do bench squat deadlift, but that's really it for all conventional stuff. I do log press, atlas stones that the gym FINALLY got, and tire flips as well. I'm not even that strong, but they keep telling me it's because of my age 18 as well since November and the fact that I do not follow anything even slightly resembling a program and have an absolute shit diet, but somehow manage to beat the people at the gym with a strict diet and religiously follow a workout regimen for the past x many years. If I WERE to take steroids I don't want to because bad connotations and fuck needles I'd be able to deadlift 650-700, squat 5-6, and bench 405 by the end of the year. But I'm lazy and do things besides workout, like work and play videogames.
Stats? Mine are
No program at all and a shit diet consisting of Monster energy drinks, potato bacon cheese soup and cookies my mom makes. But I do take Whey
#170 - themissionary (02/11/2015) [-]
To be honest I'm still wondering why equipped powerlifting got started. It's a little odd that people are using squat suits, bench shirts, and deadlift suits to lift more weight. I'm not sure I understand the point. But then again, I use a belt to lift more weight as well, and I'm not sure I can defend the use of it other than it lets me lift more weight. What about you?
Board: I'd be very interested in finding out what legitimate powerlifting competition allowed for board presses. Can you give source?
I've always been last in my division in my past three competitions, but that's because I was a) just starting out and weak and b) I was and still am too fat and thus was in a higher weight class than I should be. But, I do always enter in the raw division so I don't have to compete against equipped lifters. I was about to go to Men's and Women's Nationals here in San Antonio, TX in May, but I realized I'd have to compete against Equipped lifters, and I don't really want to get into equipped lifting now. I will sometime, just to see what it's like.
Yeah, your diet sounds like shit, but a lot of times results does boil down to "calories in, calories out." As long as you're in a calorie surplus you should easily be able to synthesize muscle. I'm still considering whether or not I want to take steroids. But I've still been able to get a lot stronger that past few months seeing as how I don't work other than judging debate tournaments on the weekends and I'm not in college yet. I've got a lot of free time, and I spend in sleeping, internet, and street fighter/other xbox games.
495 Sumo Deadlift
445 Conventional Deadlift
I loosely follow the westside barbell template, and I've been cutting for the past 3 or 4 weeks. Went from 227 to 214 using Rapid Fat Loss by Lyle McDonald.
#163 - xmasterchefx (02/10/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to try out competing in some kind of strength competition but never really knew where to start. I'm not very tall so I probably wouldn't make it in strongman right? As for powerlifting are there age requirements or a certain type of meet I should attend??
My stats are: 5'8 163lbs
Power Clean 255lbs
#171 - themissionary (02/11/2015) [-]
You should probably enter a meet that has a division for raw and equipped. Assuming your relatively new, you probably don't know how to use suits and shirts well, so go with raw.
Those are some pretty good lifts for your weight. Keep up the good work, man.
#157 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
I have a friend who's 170 and squats/deadlifts more than I do. Difference is that he follows a program and eats right, I do not
How long have you been competing/training to compete?
#158 - angryninja (02/10/2015) [-]
Pic: circus dumbbell press
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