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#171 - I can't tell you about Strongman, but if you're looking into p…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y... 0
#172 - xmasterchefx (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I am 17 years old so there probably is a teen meet like you said. In the raw category am I still allowed to use belts? And thanks
#174 - themissionary (02/12/2015) [-]
I asked that same question my first meet right before i went up for squat and somebody told me i couldn't, so i didn't. Turns out I could, so i did right before my third attempt.
#173 - themissionary (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes, you can still use a belt lol
#170 - To be honest I'm still wondering why equipped powerlifting got… 02/11/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y... 0
#83 - I can understand not going down to chest on bench. You saw the…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/10/2015 on The Mountain breaks 1000y... +1
User avatar #154 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
Board: I see them doing it in training and in competition. I think it was this summer someone benched 975.whogivesafuck in a shirt and wraps, a soon as he gets on the bench he arches his back almost a foot off the bench and someone holds a wooden block to his chest. In total he went down about 6 inches and back up and it honestly looked like someone just re-racking. Training for lock out? No problemo. In competition? Josh pls go

Arched back: I don't do it in competition, and I know some people who do and do not. The ones that do only go a few inches off the bench, not enough to negate the entire fucking lift. I don't do it because A it's uncomfortable and B You seem to use your core to bounce it up and rack it with your arms/chest. That's not a bench. That's Crossfit

There is no reason at all why shirts should be allowed in competition. It's like saying "I can throw a football 100 yards" and then bring out a pitching machine whatever they're called for football same thing . The fact that they get defensive and rage out on anyone who asks them to lift without a shirt is pathetic. YOU are not capable of that lift. Your shirt is. Go back to the gym

I don't, I've only competed in one powerlifting competition in August and got blown the fuck out because amateur were allowed to use shirt and suits. I'm training for it with a guy who does it, he's 2nd in world for his weightclass I think 220 . I met him through someone else at the gym who does powerlifting and got me into the sport, before that I was trying to do boxing money I do bench squat deadlift, but that's really it for all conventional stuff. I do log press, atlas stones that the gym FINALLY got, and tire flips as well. I'm not even that strong, but they keep telling me it's because of my age 18 as well since November and the fact that I do not follow anything even slightly resembling a program and have an absolute shit diet, but somehow manage to beat the people at the gym with a strict diet and religiously follow a workout regimen for the past x many years. If I WERE to take steroids I don't want to because bad connotations and fuck needles I'd be able to deadlift 650-700, squat 5-6, and bench 405 by the end of the year. But I'm lazy and do things besides workout, like work and play videogames.

Stats? Mine are
18
285lb
295 Bench
365 Squat
455 deadlift
No program at all and a shit diet consisting of Monster energy drinks, potato bacon cheese soup and cookies my mom makes. But I do take Whey
#170 - themissionary (02/11/2015) [-]
To be honest I'm still wondering why equipped powerlifting got started. It's a little odd that people are using squat suits, bench shirts, and deadlift suits to lift more weight. I'm not sure I understand the point. But then again, I use a belt to lift more weight as well, and I'm not sure I can defend the use of it other than it lets me lift more weight. What about you?

Board: I'd be very interested in finding out what legitimate powerlifting competition allowed for board presses. Can you give source?

I've always been last in my division in my past three competitions, but that's because I was a) just starting out and weak and b) I was and still am too fat and thus was in a higher weight class than I should be. But, I do always enter in the raw division so I don't have to compete against equipped lifters. I was about to go to Men's and Women's Nationals here in San Antonio, TX in May, but I realized I'd have to compete against Equipped lifters, and I don't really want to get into equipped lifting now. I will sometime, just to see what it's like.

Yeah, your diet sounds like shit, but a lot of times results does boil down to "calories in, calories out." As long as you're in a calorie surplus you should easily be able to synthesize muscle. I'm still considering whether or not I want to take steroids. But I've still been able to get a lot stronger that past few months seeing as how I don't work other than judging debate tournaments on the weekends and I'm not in college yet. I've got a lot of free time, and I spend in sleeping, internet, and street fighter/other xbox games.

Stats:
18
218lb
255 Bench
405 Squat
495 Sumo Deadlift
445 Conventional Deadlift
I loosely follow the westside barbell template, and I've been cutting for the past 3 or 4 weeks. Went from 227 to 214 using Rapid Fat Loss by Lyle McDonald.
#163 - xmasterchefx (02/10/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to try out competing in some kind of strength competition but never really knew where to start. I'm not very tall so I probably wouldn't make it in strongman right? As for powerlifting are there age requirements or a certain type of meet I should attend??
My stats are: 5'8 163lbs
Bench 245lbs
Squat 375lbs
Deadlift 435lbs
Power Clean 255lbs
#171 - themissionary (02/11/2015) [-]
I can't tell you about Strongman, but if you're looking into powerlifting I can help you out a bit. How old are you? All meets I know allow for an extremely wide array of age groups. Unless you 9 years old or something, you should be fine. It goes from teen on up I think.

You should probably enter a meet that has a division for raw and equipped. Assuming your relatively new, you probably don't know how to use suits and shirts well, so go with raw.

Those are some pretty good lifts for your weight. Keep up the good work, man.
#172 - xmasterchefx (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I am 17 years old so there probably is a teen meet like you said. In the raw category am I still allowed to use belts? And thanks
#174 - themissionary (02/12/2015) [-]
I asked that same question my first meet right before i went up for squat and somebody told me i couldn't, so i didn't. Turns out I could, so i did right before my third attempt.
#173 - themissionary (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes, you can still use a belt lol
#156 - angryninja (02/10/2015) [-]
What about circus dumbbell record? If you practise such a thing btw I have 330 squat at 160bw
User avatar #157 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
...... wut

I have a friend who's 170 and squats/deadlifts more than I do. Difference is that he follows a program and eats right, I do not It's totally not the fact that I had no clue what the fuck I was doing besides benching every day until May. Nope, totally not that My squat is shit for some reason and doesn't want to move, it's been there since December. I've tried box jumps, sled, sled squats, stands, a whole bunch of shit. Nothing has helped yet.

How long have you been competing/training to compete?
#158 - angryninja (02/10/2015) [-]
I dont follow anything and I was in a gym twice in my life. That squat is from two months ago at friends house (he has wery well equipped garage). My legs are just strong (probably from hiking/mountainbiking). Btw my deadlift is weaker than squat (300) and I can benched only 185.
Pic: circus dumbbell press
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User avatar #159 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
Oh that. I don't know names for shit I just do them

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#161 - angryninja (02/10/2015) [-]
nice
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#138 - I think Omega Kenny got that from Zangief from street fighter.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Japanese Pro Wrestling +2
User avatar #184 - plue (01/31/2015) [-]
i do agree.. lets wait till he transforms into mecha-omega kenny and do the final atomic buster
#96 - You mean redundant? 01/20/2015 on Leaf pile 0
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User avatar #164 - vorigan (01/20/2015) [-]
Grim Hunt (Amazing Spider-Man #634-#637) is the story where the image in the original compilation comes from - it's pretty badass so a definite recommendation though you might want to do a little back-reading.
American Son (Amazing Spider-Man #595-##599) is the story where Norman Osborn gets it handed to him.
Anything else just let me know
#278 - That looks like something straight out of the scp foundation. 01/14/2015 on /K/omp #2 0
#140 - Was the name not bieberswaggot and not biebergotswag for a while? 01/13/2015 on REKT 0
#53 - I think a lot of the "I love being white" stuff is h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Can't handle all these... 0
User avatar #56 - pleuradispensor (01/13/2015) [-]
Silly peasant, every day is white pride day!
#113 - Thanks. I appreciate it. 01/09/2015 on he gotchu 0
#87 - That was great. You know how I can find that on youtube? I kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2015 on he gotchu 0
User avatar #112 - chillybilly (01/09/2015) [-]
#113 - themissionary (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks. I appreciate it.
#84 - I understand it was meant to be open ended and open to interpr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Korrasami is degeneracy,... 0
User avatar #85 - groundzero (12/23/2014) [-]
I really hope that this will BE the end. Because as far as I can see. We gonna see more of this...
#231 - I really hated this part of the finale. It honestly ruined it … 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... +1
#33 - I really hated this part of the finale. It honestly ruined it …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Korrasami is degeneracy,... +3
User avatar #68 - groundzero (12/20/2014) [-]
It was open ended. It was subtle but not really....
#84 - themissionary (12/23/2014) [-]
I understand it was meant to be open ended and open to interpretation, but they went over the top of the subtly ceiling when they held hands while walking toward the light and stared into each others eyes like that. I think it's very clear what the writers were going for, although I wish I hadn't seen it. Seeing the gifs from the finale on this site have made me rethink the finale, and I guess I can't say it's all bad. I liked a lot of the finale.
User avatar #85 - groundzero (12/23/2014) [-]
I really hope that this will BE the end. Because as far as I can see. We gonna see more of this...
#50 - wraithguard (12/20/2014) [-]
At least you know how to use the meme.
#30 - huecubed , I really hate the korrasami ship, and it ruined the… 12/20/2014 on Korrasami is degeneracy,... +1
#1919 - **themissionary used "*roll cis privilege*"** **themissiona… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#25 - First five seasons are funny but not great in terms of animati… 12/17/2014 on The 6th Wizard +16
#1328 - *roll 3, martial ranged weapon* 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
#63 - Apparently they still call them benders. This made for poor re… 12/14/2014 on Z3LDA$waGMA5ter420 +2
#58 - That's why it's called "Avatar: the Legend of Aang",…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Z3LDA$waGMA5ter420 0
User avatar #62 - swagloon (12/14/2014) [-]
What do they call the benders of the show?
#63 - themissionary (12/14/2014) [-]
Apparently they still call them benders. This made for poor reception in Britain. "There are some really powerful benders in the Northern Tribe."
#51 - **themissionary rolled image ** Draw a crossover of Five Ni…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on have another 0
#76 - twistingcogs (12/07/2014) [-]
the other one was too much
#121 - **themissionary rolled image ** Damn 12/07/2014 on Mah boi +5
#120 - *roll image*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Mah boi -1
#121 - themissionary (12/07/2014) [-]
**themissionary rolled image** Damn
#173 - I love DDR! 12/05/2014 on This is Cum +1

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