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#279 - Oreos and pussy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Positive Happy Thread +1
User avatar #484 - thatoldhorse (07/23/2014) [-]
i just woke up and scrolled down to that and read that as orc pussy.
#996 - **themeister rolls 218,959,325** First roll ever, here I go!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ +1
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#107 - 3.8ish! Mechanical engineering, first year though... …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Grade gifts +1
#121 - earldibblesjr (07/20/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you have plenty of time to bring that sucker down.

Really though, just bust your ass and you'll be fine.
#8 - I have a friend named chase cox....... his parents are … 07/18/2014 on joe +3
#187 - If you want some feels on top of your feels, here you go! … 07/18/2014 on All aboard the feels train 0
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#76 - Hahahahaha didn't read the spoilers, totally thought you meant… 05/06/2014 on Let's table the idea of... 0
#75 - I swear on my mothers life it's not a trap website 05/06/2014 on Let's table the idea of... 0
#69 - I found a website and I think they sell it????  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Let's table the idea of... +1
User avatar #73 - guymandude (05/06/2014) [-]
I feel like a site with a name like "flexiblelove" HAS to be a trap website...

by trap website, I mean like "themacuser . com, not "trap website" as in a site dedicated to men who look like women
you sick fucks



jk all y'all niggas can do your respective you's
#76 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha didn't read the spoilers, totally thought you meant dudes who look like chicks.

Well shit, now I'm embarrassed
#75 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
I swear on my mothers life it's not a trap website
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User avatar #1 - Leopard (07/31/2013) [-]
So, how'd it go?
#2 to #1 - themeister (07/31/2013) [-]
It went rather well. It was a short cute blonde girl, she had a smile that looked really forced and whenever no one was looking she kept frowning. I said "excuse me" she said "yeah?" and I just told her she was beautiful. It looked like she had a tear in her eye (could have just been glare from the sun or something) , she thanked me and continued on with her day. No being called a creep or anything so I'm happy
User avatar #3 to #2 - Leopard (07/31/2013) [-]
You said you wouldn't say it to anyone that was cute or blonde?
#4 to #3 - themeister (08/01/2013) [-]
I was just stereotyping really preppy, stuck up girls. She was a bit tubby but her face was really cute and she was no where near preppy or stuck up (from her looks)
User avatar #5 to #4 - Leopard (08/01/2013) [-]
I tried doing it today... it couldn't have gone worse.
#6 to #5 - themeister (08/01/2013) [-]
Jesus, what happened?!
User avatar #7 to #6 - Leopard (08/01/2013) [-]
I went to a girl at the bus stop, and I said "excuse me" just like you. Then I said she's beautiful. And she's like "Uhm.... okaaaayyy..." She steps a bit further, tells this dude what I said, he beat me up.
#8 to #7 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** , who the hell beats up people over that kind of **** ?!?! People make me really angry sometimes. I'm really sorry :'(
User avatar #9 to #8 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
It must have been her boyfriend. Dude was 250lbs of muscle. I made a big mistake though. I said it to a hot girl, when I should have known to say it to an ugly or fat one. Problem is, ugly/fat girls might think I'm being sarcastic or something >_>

I think you able to do this better. Bring a camera when you do this, film yourself doing it to a couple girls and put it on youtube. 100% garentee that it would get a million views.
#10 to #9 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
******* terrifying, the girl I did it to was all alone so I was able to say it without the danger of getting beat up. The girl I said it to looked like she'd been having a really ****** day so I felt compelled to say something.

I just might film, but I feel like doing it with a camera would take away from some of the good feels. I'd no longer be thinking about the girls, I'd be thinking about the fame on youtube. I kind of like doing it just to see their expressions. But I don't leave my house too often so it's tough to do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
The rude really ******* wrecked me, ripped my $50 shirt also... Have a friend film from 3-4 meters away, she might not know. I wanna see the expressions too, and that's why I ask for you to film it.
#12 to #11 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm scared of getting beat up now! But yeah, I might film out of my pocket if I can't convince a friend to film it. I saw two girls last night and almost said something to one of them, but I lost all my confidence for some reason
User avatar #13 to #12 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
Were those two girls attractive?

And don't say it when there's any guy around within a 5 meter radius.
#14 to #13 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
Quite, that was probably why I lost my confidence. Plus they could have been younger then me which would have been really really really creepy
User avatar #15 to #14 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
I thought you wanted to do it to non-attractive girls?

Not really. If you say it right, it wont be creepy. Just try doing the video tomorrow, get a dozen girls and so.

Are you big? Because if anyone tries to beat you up, you can fight back
#16 to #15 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess I did, but it just felt right with them. With the first girl it was perfect, I just don't think I'd be able to do it with that many girls in one day. I kind of want to stick to one ish a day.

No, I'm ******* tiny. I work out and stuff like that, but I'm still just skin and bone. Where I live though, not many people are really hostile. Plus I can run fast as hell.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
Go to a mall with hundreds of girls, and only do it to the ones you feel right with. Spend an hour, it'll be worth the feels and the youtube fame.

And I'm tiny too. The dude climbed up a rock and jumped on me landing on two feet to "finish me off." It was terrible.
#18 to #17 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
Jesus christ that's awful! And I live in a tiny town where, at max, there is 7 girls in a mall at one time. Our mall has a target and a shoppers drug mart in it, that's it. Very VERY ****** mall.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
Yup, I was vomiting blood for a while.

Go to a park? Talk to girls in your classes (if you go to school). Go to the movies, and talk to girls before the movie? Or just outside. Idk, anything works.
#20 to #19 - themeister (08/02/2013) [-]
I'll try and find some time just to walk around town! Hopefully I encounter some good people to compliment!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Leopard (08/02/2013) [-]
Bring your camera or camera man
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