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#223513 - Dude, that ain't shit, I played the game for a year straight b… 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#223508 - Alright, in that case farm where ever you feel comfortable. Mi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #223543 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I have an ever lasting fear of the basilisks. Their speed, their strength, the curse and they are fucking terrifying. And the place is a cramped ass maze, with giant cannibal butchers.

Thats fucking horrifying.
User avatar #223605 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
First off, the butchers don't respawn. Kill them and never worry about them again.
Second, the cursy frogs have no actual attack other than the curse smoke. Be patient with them and stay out of the smoke. Also using curse resistant gear will make all the difference against them
User avatar #224767 - EdwardNigma (11/22/2012) [-]
It's not that they are powerful, it's that the place is generally freaky and disturbning.

And I still hate the frogs, I can never hit them, they are fast as fuck
#223506 - The item discovery scaling stops at 10 so farm for that. Also …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #223507 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I am scared of the depths though. In fact, thats why I need the damn chunks, so I can get a weapon thats actually good so I can conquer the shit tunnels/the depths
User avatar #223508 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
Alright, in that case farm where ever you feel comfortable. Might I ask what's giving you issues in the Depths?
User avatar #223543 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I have an ever lasting fear of the basilisks. Their speed, their strength, the curse and they are fucking terrifying. And the place is a cramped ass maze, with giant cannibal butchers.

Thats fucking horrifying.
User avatar #223605 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
First off, the butchers don't respawn. Kill them and never worry about them again.
Second, the cursy frogs have no actual attack other than the curse smoke. Be patient with them and stay out of the smoke. Also using curse resistant gear will make all the difference against them
User avatar #224767 - EdwardNigma (11/22/2012) [-]
It's not that they are powerful, it's that the place is generally freaky and disturbning.

And I still hate the frogs, I can never hit them, they are fast as fuck
#223503 - Shit, I would just give them to you but I only have characters…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #223504 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't have the gold ring yet...should I just go farm the rats in the undead parish until I have a metric fuck ton of humanity then come back?
User avatar #223506 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
The item discovery scaling stops at 10 so farm for that. Also the depths is a better place to farm rats cuz there's about 10-15 all in one area that you can kill
User avatar #223507 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I am scared of the depths though. In fact, thats why I need the damn chunks, so I can get a weapon thats actually good so I can conquer the shit tunnels/the depths
User avatar #223508 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
Alright, in that case farm where ever you feel comfortable. Might I ask what's giving you issues in the Depths?
User avatar #223543 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I have an ever lasting fear of the basilisks. Their speed, their strength, the curse and they are fucking terrifying. And the place is a cramped ass maze, with giant cannibal butchers.

Thats fucking horrifying.
User avatar #223605 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
First off, the butchers don't respawn. Kill them and never worry about them again.
Second, the cursy frogs have no actual attack other than the curse smoke. Be patient with them and stay out of the smoke. Also using curse resistant gear will make all the difference against them
User avatar #224767 - EdwardNigma (11/22/2012) [-]
It's not that they are powerful, it's that the place is generally freaky and disturbning.

And I still hate the frogs, I can never hit them, they are fast as fuck
#223501 - You could farm in the swamp of Blighttown. Those leeches by th…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #223502 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I already did that. I need blue titanite chunks now, and my only option is the crystal golems. Around 20 golems dead. 0 chunks.

Please help me.
User avatar #223503 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
Shit, I would just give them to you but I only have characters at 100 or higher. Keep with the golems and put on the Gold serpent ring and use up to 10 humanity.
User avatar #223504 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't have the gold ring yet...should I just go farm the rats in the undead parish until I have a metric fuck ton of humanity then come back?
User avatar #223506 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
The item discovery scaling stops at 10 so farm for that. Also the depths is a better place to farm rats cuz there's about 10-15 all in one area that you can kill
User avatar #223507 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I am scared of the depths though. In fact, thats why I need the damn chunks, so I can get a weapon thats actually good so I can conquer the shit tunnels/the depths
User avatar #223508 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
Alright, in that case farm where ever you feel comfortable. Might I ask what's giving you issues in the Depths?
User avatar #223543 - EdwardNigma (11/21/2012) [-]
I have an ever lasting fear of the basilisks. Their speed, their strength, the curse and they are fucking terrifying. And the place is a cramped ass maze, with giant cannibal butchers.

Thats fucking horrifying.
User avatar #223605 - themastermorris (11/21/2012) [-]
First off, the butchers don't respawn. Kill them and never worry about them again.
Second, the cursy frogs have no actual attack other than the curse smoke. Be patient with them and stay out of the smoke. Also using curse resistant gear will make all the difference against them
User avatar #224767 - EdwardNigma (11/22/2012) [-]
It's not that they are powerful, it's that the place is generally freaky and disturbning.

And I still hate the frogs, I can never hit them, they are fast as fuck
#223500 - It didn't get really awesome for me until I started a second c… 11/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#21 - That's why I just mute everybody in the lobby 11/21/2012 on CoD Community 0
#251 - I had one before and it tasted awful. Like someone just came i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Twinkies 0
User avatar #254 - Kingsteveooo (11/21/2012) [-]
You have some terrible friends then
User avatar #253 - tredbear (11/21/2012) [-]
like i said, you don't have to go ranting about it, silly.
#93 - Meanwhile on Halo 4..... 11/20/2012 on White people +2
#87 - I agree, that would be the tits. I would love to just fuck aro… 11/20/2012 on Make sure you do your... 0
#91 - Typically how it goes for games nowadays  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Nanosuit waht r u doing? -1
User avatar #162 - Crusader (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, the majority of Halo, CoD, Gears, in fact every major game I know of now either has it split 50/50, or spends more time on multiplayer, because you can only spend so much time playing solo
User avatar #163 - themastermorris (11/24/2012) [-]
So you mean only 4 games that came out in the past 2 years? Indeed major titles put time into their multiplayer but they are only a small minority of what comes out
User avatar #164 - Crusader (11/24/2012) [-]
Of all the AAA series in the past 3 years, most of them that have multiplayer where you play against people, have had multiplayer be a main staple and have more people working on it as on the other modes, the only exceptions are games that are only single player and AC
User avatar #93 - karvarausku (11/20/2012) [-]
I like Brink... Just can't play it anymore because no servers...
#221904 - GTA V is looking fucking amazing 11/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#18 - You're doing everything right with your life 11/20/2012 on Not Sure If... +5
#92 - My friend was looking into it a lot this past summer and he ex… 11/20/2012 on History has taught us nothing +2
#89 - It's not so much as showing people but getting them to care. A… 11/20/2012 on History has taught us nothing +5
#87 - If only it were that easy 11/20/2012 on History has taught us nothing +2
#163 - No, it just shows that you are indeed a man 11/20/2012 on Fast and Furious 7 +5
#39652 - Different people, different tastes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #39653 - dublytwo (11/20/2012) [-]
Yup.
#1 - You're a year and a half late bro 11/19/2012 on Rap Battle Time? +5
#220572 - I thought the disasters only happened in the specific area you… 11/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#220571 - I'd be disappointed if out of the 4 map packs they have planne… 11/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#39592 - Slipknot. Although a lot of people hate them, no one can say t… 11/19/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#39591 - About 3 years ago, I went to go see Otep. So much energy in on… 11/19/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#39589 - Thanks so much bro, this is awesome! 11/19/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#39586 - Mine is a tie between Born in Winter and The Axe. Personally I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#39635 - unclesirus (11/20/2012) [-]
Both are great songs but if I had to choose between those two songs, I would have to chose "The Axe"
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#1 - catnutsack **User deleted account** (06/27/2012) [-]
Heres the metallica avatars
Heres the metallica avatars
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#7 to #6 - catnutsack **User deleted account** (06/27/2012) [-]
Not necessarily metallica, but its a pretty cool avatar so here you go
Not necessarily metallica, but its a pretty cool avatar so here you go
#8 to #7 - catnutsack **User deleted account** (06/27/2012) [-]
Megadeth one just incase you want it
Megadeth one just incase you want it
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