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#469 - Thanks Aristocrat 08/24/2014 on We're relevant! +2
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User avatar #43 - fjaggot (08/13/2014) [-]
could you explain the joke cause I don't get what's so funny
User avatar #110 - ilikeweed (08/13/2014) [-]
the joke is called the aristocrats. the base of the joke is always the same. a family walks into an agents office and says they have act to show them. the agent says okay let's see it. this is the part that's a filler. you can say anything you want after this point. but the idea is to say the grossest most offensive shit possible for the family to be doing. most people go towards incest and shitting and pissing all over everybody. after that the closing of the joke is the most important. the agent says" wow, what do you call yourselves" and the punchline is " the arictocrats". its a really famous well known joke the a lot of comedians know. there's even a documentary of it on netflix. or at least there was. i don't know if its up there anymore. but yeah. that's it. i don't really think it's funny at all but supposedly it's one of the funniest/most well known jokes of all time.
User avatar #49 - feffog (08/13/2014) [-]
same, i dont get it
User avatar #70 - theantihipster (08/13/2014) [-]
He also does the whole joke with the "Aristocrats" brand playing cards, note the cartouche back design.
#55 - nufull (08/13/2014) [-]
The humor of the punch line is usually considered to derive either from the extreme discordance between the group's sophisticated name (and the regal "flourish" when stating it) and the vile acts they perform, or as a form of social satire aimed at the decadence of the aristocracy. - wikipedia
#76 - junahi (08/13/2014) [-]
Could I get that in english please?
#113 - nufull (08/14/2014) [-]
it is funny because either:
a: saying that the aristocracy is shit (satire)
or
b: the irony of having such a fancy name while doing such stupid shit.
User avatar #79 - fukkenbisharp (08/13/2014) [-]
its funny because its a fancy name and tone of voice for such a dirty joke
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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
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your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
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Why thank you
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