x
Click to expand

themassivefail

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/07/2009
Location:A house
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3485
Highest Content Rank:#5735
Highest Comment Rank:#200
Content Thumbs: 220 total,  303 ,  83
Comment Thumbs: 13550 total,  15661 ,  2111
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 18 Content: New Here → Level 19 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23.6% (118/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:16775
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:4054
FJ Points:11095
Favorite Tags: me (3) | i (2) | so (2) | whoop (2)

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 6559
    Thumbs Up 147 Thumbs Down 12 Total: +135
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 02/12/14
    Franco-file Franco-file
  • Views: 3062
    Thumbs Up 16 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +12
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 12/11/10
    Kinect Sutra Kinect Sutra
  • Views: 773
    Thumbs Up 14 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +11
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 12/12/10
    Because, FUCK YOU Because, FUCK YOU
  • Views: 1378
    Thumbs Up 14 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +9
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/04/11
    Badumtiss. Badumtiss.
  • Views: 1078
    Thumbs Up 9 Thumbs Down 1 Total: +8
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 12/16/13
    Such literacy Such literacy
  • Views: 1263
    Thumbs Up 17 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +8
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 12/10/10
    YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH, Turkey YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH, Turkey
1 2 > [ 9 ]

YouTube Videos

  • Views: 2318
    Thumbs Up 8 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +6
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/02/14
    Dango feels Dango feels
  • Views: 2340
    Thumbs Up 12 Thumbs Down 11 Total: +1
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 04/10/14
    UK SoldierLAD UK SoldierLAD
  • Views: 639
    Thumbs Up 0 Thumbs Down 5 Total: -5
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 08/31/14
    AOT AOT

latest user's comments

#306 - All of you are wrong. 2 hours ago on You fall in love you lose 0
#86 - Same. All the way to the ****** end before I realized I… 2 hours ago on Tales of a Plumber 0
#49 - Mikasa. Ha! I get it. 21 hours ago on Cosplay Comp 8 +35
#44 - Picture 21 hours ago on Disney +50
#70 - Ah I don't like to generalize stuff. Like, it bugs me when peo… 05/23/2015 on Hammer comp 0
#67 - What are you, hammerexplain? It's a bit of something …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Hammer comp 0
User avatar #68 - alstorp (05/23/2015) [-]
Maybe.

Exactly, that's why I'm confused as to why you implied that a mallet is not a hammer.
User avatar #70 - themassivefail (05/23/2015) [-]
Ah I don't like to generalize stuff. Like, it bugs me when people call trucks 'cars'. Still true, but oh so wrong.
#63 - I'd consider a mallet as a hammer, just as much as I'd conside…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Hammer comp 0
User avatar #65 - alstorp (05/23/2015) [-]
Well that's because that's not what it's for, doesn't make it any less of a hammer though. And the hammer I believe you're referring to is the claw hammer. The word hammer refers to a fuckload of different hammers.
User avatar #67 - themassivefail (05/23/2015) [-]
What are you, hammerexplain?

It's a bit of something attached to a handle that's used to hit another something into another thing. Anything's a hammer if you try hard enough.
User avatar #68 - alstorp (05/23/2015) [-]
Maybe.

Exactly, that's why I'm confused as to why you implied that a mallet is not a hammer.
User avatar #70 - themassivefail (05/23/2015) [-]
Ah I don't like to generalize stuff. Like, it bugs me when people call trucks 'cars'. Still true, but oh so wrong.
#15 - Seriously man, hit me up. We can shoot the **** haha 05/23/2015 on did you know i have no... 0
#14 - Honestly, go traveling man. Go on a road trip, take a month in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on did you know i have no... 0
User avatar #15 - themassivefail (05/23/2015) [-]
Seriously man, hit me up. We can shoot the shit haha
#145 - Cruising is bliss, dude. Pleasant breeze, nice long smooth cor… 05/23/2015 on Talent 0

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 950
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #90 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #92 to #91 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
hello.
#88 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
You might be wondering why I post all this on your profile instead of thumbwhoring.

It's not about popularity, or entertaining others. It's about sending forth a message.

We are one people. With one purpose. To **** **** up wherever we go and build a better world for the generations to come.
User avatar #89 to #88 - themassivefail (02/12/2015) [-]
Ooooooraaahhhhh!
#70 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
You sound like a man who likes a little HFY.

That being said, here's a dump.
User avatar #78 to #70 - themassivefail (02/12/2015) [-]
I didn't know this was a thing haha AWESOME.

As much as 'humanity, **** yeah' is a thing, I also believe we suck haha.

But still, oorah.
#83 to #78 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
And about that 'we suck' thing?

Yeah. **** no.
#80 to #78 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
/k/ sends its regards.
#81 to #80 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
Here is the very original thing which spawned it.

HFY arose shortly after James Cameron's Avatar - with the line of thinking "why should we be the middle-line and weak ones? We're insanely dangerous, and damn hard to bring down in our own right."
#84 to #81 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
Speaking of Avatardation, here's a *********** troll.
#85 to #84 - krasnogvardiech (02/12/2015) [-]
And here is the just and magnificent response.
User avatar #66 - legodude (02/08/2015) [-]
Run out of space, fuel is come down loads recently, and modding cars over is is easy, importing cars is easy too, long as the lights are converted for right hand use and it has legal plates it's fine. Can't see it costing more than my great uncle's TR7 V8 to run, that thing is a blast, he left it to me
User avatar #67 to #66 - themassivefail (02/08/2015) [-]
Fair enough. There's still the MOT's and what not. over here, it's STUPIDLY easy to own a car haha plus fuel is little more than 70c a litre
User avatar #68 to #67 - legodude (02/09/2015) [-]
sorry mate, fell asleep, we still have all the mots but as long as mods are declared to your insurance company it's all good
User avatar #69 to #68 - themassivefail (02/10/2015) [-]
therin lies the issue haha
#59 - stoicnick (08/08/2014) [-]
You're still on FJ, that's not important man 			****		.
You're still on FJ, that's not important man **** .
#63 to #62 - stoicnick (08/08/2014) [-]
maybe.
maybe.
#64 to #63 - themassivefail (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm likin your Grumps
#65 to #64 - stoicnick (08/08/2014) [-]
do you now?
do you now?
User avatar #55 - breadcrumbtheif (07/07/2014) [-]
Here's a recommendation.

Watch Mawaru Prenguindrum. It might be a bit outside of your comfort zone, but there's all this criss-crossing, and love triangles, and plot twists, and I don't even know anymore. But it's pretty good; probably the best I've seen in a while.

But if you're gonna watch it, watch Night on the Galactic Railroad / Celestial Railroad first, a lot of Mawaru's symbolism comes from Galactic Railroad.
User avatar #56 to #55 - themassivefail (07/08/2014) [-]
ON. THE. LIST. It's not like fantasy/supernatural is it?
User avatar #57 to #56 - breadcrumbtheif (07/09/2014) [-]
It's wildly supernatural. Supernatural to the point that I don't even know what happened at some points. But it has the feels. Comedy and feels.
User avatar #58 to #57 - themassivefail (07/10/2014) [-]
hmmm, may be a little far down the list. BUT i'll remember.
#53 - diara (07/01/2014) [-]
Hai there
#54 to #53 - themassivefail (07/01/2014) [-]
Hai, random citizen
User avatar #47 - breadcrumbtheif (06/07/2014) [-]
Hear the voices of the damned.

KOKIA - Tenjin no Komoriuta






Who needs to sleep anyways.
User avatar #48 to #47 - themassivefail (06/07/2014) [-]
That's actually... very serene... hmmm I like... relaxing ^.^
User avatar #49 to #48 - breadcrumbtheif (06/07/2014) [-]
Why are you not breaking down in torment as punishment for making me feel very sentimental Clannad feels.
User avatar #51 to #49 - themassivefail (06/07/2014) [-]
But in all seriousness, I quite liked that tune if it's related to something, then I haven't seen it :/
User avatar #52 to #51 - breadcrumbtheif (06/08/2014) [-]
I found this while perusing for another song.

I have however identified the original source of this haunting melody.
The song is "Tenjin no Komori Uta" ("Heavenly God's / Sky God's Lullaby"), composed by Yoko Kanno and performed by KOKIA. The song appeared in a 1998 mecha anime, "Brain Powerd".
#50 to #49 - themassivefail (06/07/2014) [-]
Let me just drive this stake through your heart leave this here. >.>

I feel this feel
 Friends (0)