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#85 - I'm more of a fan of the M36, but the greatest design ever dev…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Yfw 76mm of Freedom +1
User avatar #93 - Zombiefried (11/23/2014) [-]
I agree. But for some reason I am in love with the design of the Sherman. Even though it was pretty much cannon fodder I want one.
#140 - themarineelite (11/23/2014) [-]
The 76mm Long barreled shermans are beautiful. The only thing is that I may put the firefly above that one but both had the ability to take on the big german tanks.
User avatar #142 - Zombiefried (11/23/2014) [-]
How much bigger was the Firefly's 17-pounder vs the other Shermans 76mm?
User avatar #143 - themarineelite (11/23/2014) [-]
Well the 17 pounder was 76.2mm so not much size wise. But remember the 17 pounder was a higher velocity weapon than the 76mm on the long barreled shermans.
User avatar #144 - Zombiefried (11/23/2014) [-]
I remember the reason the U.S. didnt adopt the idea because it was a foreign gun lol.
User avatar #145 - themarineelite (11/23/2014) [-]
Funny how that turned out today. We use the German made 120mm on our Abrams.
User avatar #146 - Zombiefried (11/23/2014) [-]
'Murica.
#97 - fapperdefap (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't know why but i really like the Panzerkampfwagen IV (H)

Jagdpanther best looking tank in my opinion
#127 - apellon (11/23/2014) [-]
>only 8.8 cm

I like the KV-2's design even though it is pretty much a big box on tracks with a huge cannon
User avatar #135 - toncheky (11/23/2014) [-]
It's an artillery piece mounted on a KV-1 chassis if I'm correct.
User avatar #138 - fapperdefap (11/23/2014) [-]
It is.
#86 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
k.
#127 - Happened when I played Insurgency, I played the mod, but you f… 11/20/2014 on Gg no re 0
#328 - Your privilege level is ******** with a score of 170. 11/20/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#326 - SOMEONE SAY HERESY?! 11/20/2014 on attention straight white males +1
#100 - painus?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on High Quality Produce +4
User avatar #114 - painus (11/14/2014) [-]
You rang?
#58 - To be honest he's ******* one of Heavy's sisters,… 11/11/2014 on I sure hope ass sempay... +1
#216 - It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as… 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#214 - Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
#210 - All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
#204 - The only 2 individuals I hold at the top of my list as Non-Spa…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#206 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
The Guard has millions of saints and heroes who did shit just like that. They just all go undocumented. Ciaphas Cain, chainsword-duelled a Chaos Space Marine and the commanding Chaos Lord to death. Straken, who got his arm bitten off and still kept fighting. Gaunt, who destroyed a Chaos-tainted Iron Man production machine and quite possibly saved mankind in doing so. And they're only the famous ones.

To say that 'I only consider X to be good' is to invalidate all of the achievements and accomplishments of the entire Astra Militarum.
#210 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used it as an example because it was a PDF trooper and you don't hear much about them. Gaunt and Cain are some of my favorite individuals, and I'd buy Colonel "I fistfight Chaos terminators" Straken a beer.
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
#197 - Except Cadians, They **** them out in the Titan-l…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#198 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Very true.

And I'd be inclined to raise that to 'hive-load', but we get just as many casualties in the same day so that's a bit mitigated.
#204 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The only 2 individuals I hold at the top of my list as Non-Space Marines that are badass in their own right is Ollanius Pius, and an unnamed PDF soldier that assisted Uriel Ventris when fighting the tyranids, When this PDF trooper ran out of ammo for his lasgun, HE PICKED UP A CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED THE NIDS' WITH IT, AND HE WAS ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH VENTRIS AND THE ULTRAMARINES. Then when a Carnifex came out of nowhere he ran back, PICKED UP A MISSILE LAUNCHER, shot the fucker in the face, THEN PICKED UP THE CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Ventris gave the dude a purity seal for his sheer badassary.
#206 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
The Guard has millions of saints and heroes who did shit just like that. They just all go undocumented. Ciaphas Cain, chainsword-duelled a Chaos Space Marine and the commanding Chaos Lord to death. Straken, who got his arm bitten off and still kept fighting. Gaunt, who destroyed a Chaos-tainted Iron Man production machine and quite possibly saved mankind in doing so. And they're only the famous ones.

To say that 'I only consider X to be good' is to invalidate all of the achievements and accomplishments of the entire Astra Militarum.
#210 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used it as an example because it was a PDF trooper and you don't hear much about them. Gaunt and Cain are some of my favorite individuals, and I'd buy Colonel "I fistfight Chaos terminators" Straken a beer.
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
#195 - The best only come in small numbers. While the Elysians throw …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#196 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
True, the best only come in small numbers. By training or attirition, only the best survive.
#197 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Except Cadians, They shit them out in the Titan-loads every day.
#198 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Very true.

And I'd be inclined to raise that to 'hive-load', but we get just as many casualties in the same day so that's a bit mitigated.
#204 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The only 2 individuals I hold at the top of my list as Non-Space Marines that are badass in their own right is Ollanius Pius, and an unnamed PDF soldier that assisted Uriel Ventris when fighting the tyranids, When this PDF trooper ran out of ammo for his lasgun, HE PICKED UP A CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED THE NIDS' WITH IT, AND HE WAS ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH VENTRIS AND THE ULTRAMARINES. Then when a Carnifex came out of nowhere he ran back, PICKED UP A MISSILE LAUNCHER, shot the fucker in the face, THEN PICKED UP THE CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Ventris gave the dude a purity seal for his sheer badassary.
#206 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
The Guard has millions of saints and heroes who did shit just like that. They just all go undocumented. Ciaphas Cain, chainsword-duelled a Chaos Space Marine and the commanding Chaos Lord to death. Straken, who got his arm bitten off and still kept fighting. Gaunt, who destroyed a Chaos-tainted Iron Man production machine and quite possibly saved mankind in doing so. And they're only the famous ones.

To say that 'I only consider X to be good' is to invalidate all of the achievements and accomplishments of the entire Astra Militarum.
#210 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used it as an example because it was a PDF trooper and you don't hear much about them. Gaunt and Cain are some of my favorite individuals, and I'd buy Colonel "I fistfight Chaos terminators" Straken a beer.
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
#192 - I'm sure, courtesy of the Wikia page. Elysians DREAM about bei…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +1
#193 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Pipe down! Don't want the Commissar riled up.

Yeah, Hakaron shits out Stormtroopers like Lucius shits out Baneblades. Shame there's so few of them though.
#195 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The best only come in small numbers. While the Elysians throw men away in random drops, The Harokonis employ all those stormtrooper tactics with support of ground forces, and IT KICKS ASS.
#196 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
True, the best only come in small numbers. By training or attirition, only the best survive.
#197 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Except Cadians, They shit them out in the Titan-loads every day.
#198 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Very true.

And I'd be inclined to raise that to 'hive-load', but we get just as many casualties in the same day so that's a bit mitigated.
#204 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The only 2 individuals I hold at the top of my list as Non-Space Marines that are badass in their own right is Ollanius Pius, and an unnamed PDF soldier that assisted Uriel Ventris when fighting the tyranids, When this PDF trooper ran out of ammo for his lasgun, HE PICKED UP A CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED THE NIDS' WITH IT, AND HE WAS ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH VENTRIS AND THE ULTRAMARINES. Then when a Carnifex came out of nowhere he ran back, PICKED UP A MISSILE LAUNCHER, shot the fucker in the face, THEN PICKED UP THE CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Ventris gave the dude a purity seal for his sheer badassary.
#206 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
The Guard has millions of saints and heroes who did shit just like that. They just all go undocumented. Ciaphas Cain, chainsword-duelled a Chaos Space Marine and the commanding Chaos Lord to death. Straken, who got his arm bitten off and still kept fighting. Gaunt, who destroyed a Chaos-tainted Iron Man production machine and quite possibly saved mankind in doing so. And they're only the famous ones.

To say that 'I only consider X to be good' is to invalidate all of the achievements and accomplishments of the entire Astra Militarum.
#210 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used it as an example because it was a PDF trooper and you don't hear much about them. Gaunt and Cain are some of my favorite individuals, and I'd buy Colonel "I fistfight Chaos terminators" Straken a beer.
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
User avatar #194 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
*Harakon, even. I
#188 - HARAKONARI AN TELLIKA REGALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (15 new replies) 11/11/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#189 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Are you sure that's not the Elysians?
User avatar #192 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure, courtesy of the Wikia page. Elysians DREAM about being Harokoni Warhawks from their sheer Stormtrooper BADASSERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#193 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Pipe down! Don't want the Commissar riled up.

Yeah, Hakaron shits out Stormtroopers like Lucius shits out Baneblades. Shame there's so few of them though.
#195 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The best only come in small numbers. While the Elysians throw men away in random drops, The Harokonis employ all those stormtrooper tactics with support of ground forces, and IT KICKS ASS.
#196 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
True, the best only come in small numbers. By training or attirition, only the best survive.
#197 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Except Cadians, They shit them out in the Titan-loads every day.
#198 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Very true.

And I'd be inclined to raise that to 'hive-load', but we get just as many casualties in the same day so that's a bit mitigated.
#204 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
The only 2 individuals I hold at the top of my list as Non-Space Marines that are badass in their own right is Ollanius Pius, and an unnamed PDF soldier that assisted Uriel Ventris when fighting the tyranids, When this PDF trooper ran out of ammo for his lasgun, HE PICKED UP A CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED THE NIDS' WITH IT, AND HE WAS ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH VENTRIS AND THE ULTRAMARINES. Then when a Carnifex came out of nowhere he ran back, PICKED UP A MISSILE LAUNCHER, shot the fucker in the face, THEN PICKED UP THE CHAINSWORD AND CHARGED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Ventris gave the dude a purity seal for his sheer badassary.
#206 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
The Guard has millions of saints and heroes who did shit just like that. They just all go undocumented. Ciaphas Cain, chainsword-duelled a Chaos Space Marine and the commanding Chaos Lord to death. Straken, who got his arm bitten off and still kept fighting. Gaunt, who destroyed a Chaos-tainted Iron Man production machine and quite possibly saved mankind in doing so. And they're only the famous ones.

To say that 'I only consider X to be good' is to invalidate all of the achievements and accomplishments of the entire Astra Militarum.
#210 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
All of those examples are true in their own right, I just used it as an example because it was a PDF trooper and you don't hear much about them. Gaunt and Cain are some of my favorite individuals, and I'd buy Colonel "I fistfight Chaos terminators" Straken a beer.
#212 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
You do have a point though. There are some PDF units which can give Stormtroopers a run for their money. They're few and far in between, but they're around.
#214 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
Kasrkin for one, but technically they're stormtroopers? Shit be confusing.
#215 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
Cadia does what the fuck it wants. Primarily because whatever the fuck it wants works, but hey.
#216 - themarineelite (11/11/2014) [-]
It works because failbaddon almost always fails to take it, as well as the presence of a certain cigar chomping motherfucker
User avatar #194 - krasnogvardiech (11/11/2014) [-]
*Harakon, even. I
#111 - FOR SIGSMUND, DORN, AND THE EMPEROR 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +3
#109 - I'm so glad they could became buds Unlike according to H… 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... 0
#105 - Maybe as relics or honorary gifts, but initially SoB are not a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +1
#108 - alyssryuzaki (11/10/2014) [-]
No, not as much as space marines, but I never said they were [female] space marines
User avatar #109 - themarineelite (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm so glad they could became buds Unlike according to He who shall not be named
#103 - And when Angron's pissed he RAGES all over the Galaxy or… 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... 0
#101 - Least Angron has done more than Perturabo. He ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... 0
User avatar #104 - adolfoliverbush (11/10/2014) [-]
Perturabo hasn't been summoned ever, Angron has been Summoned all the time..... but yea Kurze sucks
#93 - Next to the World Eaters, the Iron Warriors are one of my favo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... 0
User avatar #97 - adolfoliverbush (11/10/2014) [-]
Perturabo? What about Angron? the guy had to have a Kharn wake him up and quit locking himself up in his room crying about it.
#92 - He wasn't tho. SoB aren't augmented initially so they are stil…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#95 - alyssryuzaki (11/10/2014) [-]
some are
User avatar #105 - themarineelite (11/10/2014) [-]
Maybe as relics or honorary gifts, but initially SoB are not augmented, at least not on par with space marines.
#108 - alyssryuzaki (11/10/2014) [-]
No, not as much as space marines, but I never said they were [female] space marines
User avatar #109 - themarineelite (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm so glad they could became buds Unlike according to He who shall not be named
#90 - That Steel Legionary..... 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +3
#153 - *Wrastling 11/10/2014 on SJW Dreams and shit +4
#328 - I'm pretty sure George Lucas based them off nazis. 11/10/2014 on Wundercannonshrek 0
#510 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on Man destroys women in subway 0
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It's funny because people think I'm serious.
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