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Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Planetside 2, Arma, Team Fortress 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyet, Assassin's Creed 3
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Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
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#71 - Rush is where one team has to defend 3 locations (usually radi… 09/26/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
#1 - You have the chance to become thelizardlord of Warhammer 40k. … 09/26/2014 on sephirothpwnz's profile 0
#69 - Kind of like Rush in Battlefield 3/4 but on a much MUCH bigger scale.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
User avatar #70 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
No idea what that is, but sure. Kinda wish we can control the stardeuce though.
User avatar #72 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
It just sounded like what you were saying but on a much larger scale and with vehicles.
User avatar #71 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Rush is where one team has to defend 3 locations (usually radio equipment/ammo yadayadayada). The enemy team has to plant demolitions on those 3 locations. After they are all destroyed, the enemy team has to attack another 3 locations while the other team pulls back to try to defend until the attackers run out of respawns.
#67 - I just figured that would be what they would do in this. Then …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
User avatar #68 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
Imo, space and ground battles should be seperate. Or at least one map, but a mutistage event. Like imperial vs rebel on <insert planet here>, imperial invading, rebel defending.
1st stage, stardest vs rebel space station. Fighter vs fighter, boarding action agaisnt shield sector, gunnery sector, and main power. Imperial win, the next action goes down to planetside. Full scale ground battle. Imagine a Conquest mode from empire at war, but in fps. Oh yeah.
User avatar #69 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Kind of like Rush in Battlefield 3/4 but on a much MUCH bigger scale.
User avatar #70 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
No idea what that is, but sure. Kinda wish we can control the stardeuce though.
User avatar #72 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
It just sounded like what you were saying but on a much larger scale and with vehicles.
User avatar #71 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Rush is where one team has to defend 3 locations (usually radio equipment/ammo yadayadayada). The enemy team has to plant demolitions on those 3 locations. After they are all destroyed, the enemy team has to attack another 3 locations while the other team pulls back to try to defend until the attackers run out of respawns.
#65 - From the Cancelled Battlefront 3 footage you could fly fighter…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
User avatar #66 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
Kewl.
User avatar #67 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
I just figured that would be what they would do in this. Then again that was 3 years ago so they might do something completely different.
User avatar #68 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
Imo, space and ground battles should be seperate. Or at least one map, but a mutistage event. Like imperial vs rebel on <insert planet here>, imperial invading, rebel defending.
1st stage, stardest vs rebel space station. Fighter vs fighter, boarding action agaisnt shield sector, gunnery sector, and main power. Imperial win, the next action goes down to planetside. Full scale ground battle. Imagine a Conquest mode from empire at war, but in fps. Oh yeah.
User avatar #69 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Kind of like Rush in Battlefield 3/4 but on a much MUCH bigger scale.
User avatar #70 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
No idea what that is, but sure. Kinda wish we can control the stardeuce though.
User avatar #72 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
It just sounded like what you were saying but on a much larger scale and with vehicles.
User avatar #71 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Rush is where one team has to defend 3 locations (usually radio equipment/ammo yadayadayada). The enemy team has to plant demolitions on those 3 locations. After they are all destroyed, the enemy team has to attack another 3 locations while the other team pulls back to try to defend until the attackers run out of respawns.
#36 - Imagine having surface/Space battles where troops in the ships…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/25/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
User avatar #44 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Not possible. The best they can do is put the capital ship on extereme low orbit: meaning the stardestroyes would be floaiting on air on ground maps.
User avatar #65 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
From the Cancelled Battlefront 3 footage you could fly fighters and aircraft from the lower atmosphere up to the upper atmosphere and fight in the space battles.
User avatar #66 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
Kewl.
User avatar #67 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
I just figured that would be what they would do in this. Then again that was 3 years ago so they might do something completely different.
User avatar #68 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
Imo, space and ground battles should be seperate. Or at least one map, but a mutistage event. Like imperial vs rebel on <insert planet here>, imperial invading, rebel defending.
1st stage, stardest vs rebel space station. Fighter vs fighter, boarding action agaisnt shield sector, gunnery sector, and main power. Imperial win, the next action goes down to planetside. Full scale ground battle. Imagine a Conquest mode from empire at war, but in fps. Oh yeah.
User avatar #69 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Kind of like Rush in Battlefield 3/4 but on a much MUCH bigger scale.
User avatar #70 - enemyoftrn (09/26/2014) [-]
No idea what that is, but sure. Kinda wish we can control the stardeuce though.
User avatar #72 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
It just sounded like what you were saying but on a much larger scale and with vehicles.
User avatar #71 - themarineelite (09/26/2014) [-]
Rush is where one team has to defend 3 locations (usually radio equipment/ammo yadayadayada). The enemy team has to plant demolitions on those 3 locations. After they are all destroyed, the enemy team has to attack another 3 locations while the other team pulls back to try to defend until the attackers run out of respawns.
#57 - I've seen this picture before, and I always end up with a ques… 09/24/2014 on The Imperial Guard +1
#56 - I know this may seem like alot to ask, but what about a fact c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on The Imperial Guard +2
User avatar #58 - shagityshagity (09/24/2014) [-]
Seconded
#120 - Don't forget about Eternal Crusade. 09/23/2014 on Guardsmen Comp +1
#118 - After he found all of his sons (18 of them, Games Workshop doe… 09/23/2014 on Guardsmen Comp +4
#112 - Psykers have the ability to harness the power of the warp whic…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guardsmen Comp +4
User avatar #118 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
After he found all of his sons (18 of them, Games Workshop doesn't reveal what happened to the other 2), they set out together to reunite humanity under the guise of science and reason (The Emperor saw what religion did to people over his life and prevented humanity from TRULY evolving, but also wanted to weaken the Chaos gods). BUT one of the primarchs, the first one he found and his most favoured son and warmaster of the great crusade, Horus Lupercal betrayed the emporer in order to take the galaxy for himself and the chaos gods. This was known as the Horus Heresy where HALF of the Space Marine Legions turned Traitor and destroyed most of the Imperium. Horus himself was killed by the Emperor during the Siege of Terra, but the Emperor was mortally wounded. He is interred on the Golden throne where his body has been withering away for the last 10,000 years, while his mind is simultaneously powering the Astronomicon (basically a Psychic Lighthouse in the Warp), and preventing a Massive Warp Rift from opening up on Terra. So over those 10,000 years the exact opposite has happened to the Imperium. They have Degraded into superstition and worshipping the Emperor as a God figure while Technology has degraded as well. Heretics are either executed or redeemed, Traitors and Mutants killed, and Xenos (Which themselves are a threat to Humanity next to Chaos) are loathed and almost shot on the spot. Humanity is therefore in an almost constant state of war. And no matter what, if you die almost no one will miss you. (3/2)
#113 - nurgle (09/23/2014) [-]
Stop summoning me mortals
#104 - "It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centu…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guardsmen Comp +3
User avatar #112 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
Psykers have the ability to harness the power of the warp which is basically the physical manifestation of emotions created by the intelligent races of the galaxy (AKA one big Clusterfuck). The most emotions lead to the creation of entities in the warp, mostly known as the chaos gods as well as some other entities such as the Eldar gods. The STRONGEST of the psykers is known as the Emporer of Mankind. The Emporer is known for being the longest living Human in the known universe (He was born in 8000 BC). Basically what happened was from the 15 millennia to the 25 millennia, humanity spread into the stars, colonizing and conquering worlds using the warp which allowed them to travel vast distances. The pre-mentioned Eldar is a Xenos race that is PURELY all psykers. Their empire basically fell to hedonism and sedonism due to them considering them an Artform. This created a 4th Chaos god called Slaanesh who was the representation of hedonism and sedonism. The other 3 Chaos gods are Khorne, the god of war, anger, and murder, Nurgle, the god of life, death, and disease, and Tzeentzch, the god of sorcery (AKA use of the warp), plotting, and hope. With the birth of Slaanesh, Warp storms prevented humanity from communicating with each other, therefore causing warlords and techno-barbarians to appear. This went on for 3000 years untill the Emporer of Mankind revealed himself to humanity and decided in order for humanity to survive the hell known as Chaos, it must be united willingly or forcibly. So in order for him to do that he created the Primarchs which were 20 superhuman immortal beings in order to lead legions of warriors known as space marines. The Space Marines themselves were not human but superhuman in all aspects. When the Emporer created the 20 primarchs they were cast out into space due to the chaos gods causing them to land on different planets. The emporer had no choice but to set out on the crusade to reunite humanity while finding his "sons". (2/2)
User avatar #118 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
After he found all of his sons (18 of them, Games Workshop doesn't reveal what happened to the other 2), they set out together to reunite humanity under the guise of science and reason (The Emperor saw what religion did to people over his life and prevented humanity from TRULY evolving, but also wanted to weaken the Chaos gods). BUT one of the primarchs, the first one he found and his most favoured son and warmaster of the great crusade, Horus Lupercal betrayed the emporer in order to take the galaxy for himself and the chaos gods. This was known as the Horus Heresy where HALF of the Space Marine Legions turned Traitor and destroyed most of the Imperium. Horus himself was killed by the Emperor during the Siege of Terra, but the Emperor was mortally wounded. He is interred on the Golden throne where his body has been withering away for the last 10,000 years, while his mind is simultaneously powering the Astronomicon (basically a Psychic Lighthouse in the Warp), and preventing a Massive Warp Rift from opening up on Terra. So over those 10,000 years the exact opposite has happened to the Imperium. They have Degraded into superstition and worshipping the Emperor as a God figure while Technology has degraded as well. Heretics are either executed or redeemed, Traitors and Mutants killed, and Xenos (Which themselves are a threat to Humanity next to Chaos) are loathed and almost shot on the spot. Humanity is therefore in an almost constant state of war. And no matter what, if you die almost no one will miss you. (3/2)
#113 - nurgle (09/23/2014) [-]
Stop summoning me mortals
#97 - KHORNE IS BEST GOD, EASIEST TO WORSHIP! 09/23/2014 on Guardsmen Comp +5
#147 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Personally I like this one … 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... -1
#145 - TOO BAD SLAANESH IS A PRISSY LITTLE FAGGOT  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... -1
#146 - granodd (09/23/2014) [-]
TOO BAD INDEED! LET THE RIVERS FLOW RED, BROTHER!
#147 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Personally I like this one XII legion best legion
#78 - Guys I think I figured it all out. Is censored so is gud  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... +1
#144 - granodd (09/23/2014) [-]
Do not dare defile Slaanesh's visage with that Chaos Spawn's horrid appearance.
#145 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
TOO BAD SLAANESH IS A PRISSY LITTLE FAGGOT
#146 - granodd (09/23/2014) [-]
TOO BAD INDEED! LET THE RIVERS FLOW RED, BROTHER!
#147 - themarineelite (09/23/2014) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Personally I like this one XII legion best legion
User avatar #87 - flamingbananas (09/23/2014) [-]
.....im gonna need original
#156105 - Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages a… 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156079 - Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/22/2014) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#156075 - /advice/ I think I ****** up with a girl I know.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156077 - sugoi (09/22/2014) [-]
Go into detail if you wanna vent.
#156079 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high school but got tired of it so I was just happy being friends with her. After high school ended I was ready to drop all contact with her and anyone else that I knew from high school, but she texts me on my birthday saying we should hang out before I go off to college. We do and I also get to see another friend from my childhood who was one of my bros. She texts me everyone once in awhile when I'm in college to check up on me and I check on her once in awhile. Now she invites me to a football game at her brothers college. We go up with her parents. We had a pretty good time at the game tbh. That night she was going to drive me back to my college, but her brother suggests I sleep over and I'm like fuck it why not. So we hang out watch football and go on a Wawa run for food. We come back as shes going to bed so I say goodnight and all that shit. I sleep in the guest room and the next day she takes me home. Now fast forward to tonight, the pictures from the game she posted with me are now taken down and comments on pictures that I have that she made are gone. I might have missed a chance to lose my virginity with my best friend whos a solid 9/10. WHAT DO?
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User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/22/2014) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#154 - Try , lexicanum, or if you want lulz when reading the lore, r… 09/22/2014 on Joining the anti feminist... +1
#151 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, SPILL TH…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Joining the anti feminist... +2
#199 - warlockrichard (09/22/2014) [-]
blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
#160 - toadkillerdog (09/22/2014) [-]
Slaneesh will teach them true rape......
#24994 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1057747 - Thinking about getting a Dawn of War game. Any suggestions?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1057754 - alstorp (09/16/2014) [-]
Dark Crusade or Soul Storm
#170 - Delicious Heresy, Sounds like the work of Slaanesh. 09/15/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
#34 - That ****** pisses me off to no end. 09/14/2014 on Mannequin 0
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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