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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Everything
Interests: Military, anime, games, Warhammer
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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#1135070 - I'm going through through the games chronologically and I'm al… 13 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1134844 - I just bought the Dawn of War Complete collection. Time to purge.  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1135007 - avatarsarefornoobs (15 hours ago) [-]
its the bomb
User avatar #1135070 - themarineelite (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm going through through the games chronologically and I'm already into the original Dawn of War alot. Can't wait to play Dark Crusade and Soulstorm though.
User avatar #1134918 - ScottP (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes my brother. For the glory of the Emperor!
User avatar #1134885 - Hypochef (17 hours ago) [-]
If you ever want to get a game together I'm always down for the greater good.
#1131483 - So I just played through Half Life 2 and both episodes again a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1131593 - pwnagraphy (12/23/2014) [-]
Gman is Gordon Gordon, G, Gman when he failed to stop the combine, and rather worked with them instead of against him because Breen. He goes on a mission to find the Borealis leading some Combine troops, and finds the Borealis is carrying second GLaDoS and portal technology. Someone fucks with it because they're a faggot and it causes a crazy ass rift where Gordon, GLaDoS and maybe a Hunter or a Vortagaunt get sucked through. They all die and Gordon lives because insert Valve doing science stuff here, I don't know that shit and Gordon sort of absorbs their knowledge and can bend reality because of the Vortagaunt part. He ends up in our Gordons space right before the Black Mesa incident, and sees it's not how it was for him because he's working in the Hazardous Materials department instead of whatever the fuck that day. He changes how some shit goes so Half Life 1 happens. HL1 happens and Gman sees what the aliens are actually planning, Ninalinth, all that stuff. He realizes he fucked up bad in his space with Breen and, in order to avoid anomalies and weird shit, makes sure Breen and Gordon get out. He keeps Eli around too, because he knows that at his age in time he's not going to be ready to take down what Breen plans on his own and he'll need Eli's help. HL1 happens, GMan thinks about free will for a bit and gives the choice at the end. He freezes Gordon in time because of Eli's leg and he know's he'd be better in a resistance instead of full scale war. He sees with Eli's leg he's fucked, so he waits till Alyx is an adult who can fill Eli's place. Que HL2, Gman fixes more shit to happen but cannot make himself fully known, so he's always watching from the sidelines to make sure it all runs smooth. Episode 2, they shut the portal but Eli dies. Gman says FUCK because they'res still Advisors about who can do shit

HL3 he says fuck it and tries to guide you to the Borealis to start over and not fuck up this time
User avatar #1131594 - pwnagraphy (12/23/2014) [-]
Final choice is destroy the Borealis and kill the Gman, world is fine as it is he's not you you did it all by yourself yay

Or go with his plan because it makes sense to repeat until perfect
User avatar #1131500 - logickid (12/23/2014) [-]
I think it would be cool if it was kinda like, designed for 2 - 4 multiplayer co-op, and maybe a semi-separate story co-op, for example, the two female doctors from Half-Life 1 PS2 Co-op, and maybe have them team up with Gordon and Adrian. Multiple endings, at least two, I would like a choice, maybe even a chance to kill the G-Man, oh and a secret ending would be nice.
User avatar #1131493 - hourlyb (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm kinda hoping they bring back Adrian Shepard.
The G-man is a odd character to use. He is very much a schemer, so in order to use him, you have to know the overall plot. What he does, why he does it and who he does it for are a mystery.
Most likely, It's gonna be about finding the Borealis and destroying it. That's all I can really say.
#1130572 - So the Fallout 1 Remake for New Vegas just got Mariposa finish… 12/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#167204 - I swear. It would be easier to hook up if our matches weren't … 12/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#167199 - So, whats a good giveaway about spam bots of tinder? I know th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #167201 - ilikethisusername (12/17/2014) [-]
fuck around with them. like message them "shut up i know you're a bot" or something like that. and see what kind of a response you get. i forgot but there was a post about it on fj not too long ago about how this guy met a bot and he was talking to her in a weird sort of way and the girl kept messaging "haha ok you wanna sext?" or something.
User avatar #167204 - themarineelite (12/17/2014) [-]
I swear. It would be easier to hook up if our matches weren't fucking programmed bots. Scary thing is that it's easy to make these bots. I'm doing I.T. and I could probably make one of these bots.
#35 - Well a good way to find good teammates are through some of the… 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
#33 - I say **** the fabricators. You gotta get all the…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
User avatar #34 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
All my friends are poorfags, I had one friend with me and we made it through it all. All i got was 2 Spec. KS fabricators (Nine iron and Shovel) and a basic frie axe KS kit. It took us six hours to get through the second manhattan tour because people kept leaving.
User avatar #35 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
Well a good way to find good teammates are through some of the tryhard games. At least you know you'll have good teammates to back you up when shit gets bad.
#31 - Pro killstreaks are ridiculous to get. Took me 18 keys to get …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
User avatar #32 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
I know. Even the fabricators are ridiculously overpriced. and my only luck is doing the annoying-ass MvM tour that everyone is a tryhard on. I was in a game, wave 1 ahdn't even started, our medic said "Thsi team looks bad, I'm out."
User avatar #33 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
I say fuck the fabricators. You gotta get all the goddamn parts for it. I just say go for the weapon itself. At least you know that you'll immediately get it. The tours are better with friends so try to get a group together beforehand.
User avatar #34 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
All my friends are poorfags, I had one friend with me and we made it through it all. All i got was 2 Spec. KS fabricators (Nine iron and Shovel) and a basic frie axe KS kit. It took us six hours to get through the second manhattan tour because people kept leaving.
User avatar #35 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
Well a good way to find good teammates are through some of the tryhard games. At least you know you'll have good teammates to back you up when shit gets bad.
#29 - The only 2 stranges I really love are my Professional Killstre…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
User avatar #30 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
I wish I had pro Killstreaks. I'd say my most valuable weapon is my strange KS huntsman with headshots part
User avatar #31 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
Pro killstreaks are ridiculous to get. Took me 18 keys to get that one.
User avatar #32 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
I know. Even the fabricators are ridiculously overpriced. and my only luck is doing the annoying-ass MvM tour that everyone is a tryhard on. I was in a game, wave 1 ahdn't even started, our medic said "Thsi team looks bad, I'm out."
User avatar #33 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
I say fuck the fabricators. You gotta get all the goddamn parts for it. I just say go for the weapon itself. At least you know that you'll immediately get it. The tours are better with friends so try to get a group together beforehand.
User avatar #34 - mrmomoguy (12/16/2014) [-]
All my friends are poorfags, I had one friend with me and we made it through it all. All i got was 2 Spec. KS fabricators (Nine iron and Shovel) and a basic frie axe KS kit. It took us six hours to get through the second manhattan tour because people kept leaving.
User avatar #35 - themarineelite (12/16/2014) [-]
Well a good way to find good teammates are through some of the tryhard games. At least you know you'll have good teammates to back you up when shit gets bad.
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
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