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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Planetside 2, Arma, Team Fortress 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyet, Assassin's Creed 3
Interests: Military, anime, games
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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    I never saw this connection I never saw this connection
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    WANT WANT
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    Witty Title Witty Title
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    First Fallout is Best Fallout First Fallout is Best Fallout
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    Saw this Gem on my Newsfeed Saw this Gem on my Newsfeed
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    Uploaded: 08/12/14
    Addy plz Addy plz
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    Uploaded: 08/17/14
    I AM THE HAMMER I AM THE HAMMER
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#156105 - Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages a… 4 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156079 - Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (7 hours ago) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#156075 - /advice/ I think I ****** up with a girl I know.  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156077 - sugoi (9 hours ago) [-]
Go into detail if you wanna vent.
#156079 - themarineelite (8 hours ago) [-]
Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high school but got tired of it so I was just happy being friends with her. After high school ended I was ready to drop all contact with her and anyone else that I knew from high school, but she texts me on my birthday saying we should hang out before I go off to college. We do and I also get to see another friend from my childhood who was one of my bros. She texts me everyone once in awhile when I'm in college to check up on me and I check on her once in awhile. Now she invites me to a football game at her brothers college. We go up with her parents. We had a pretty good time at the game tbh. That night she was going to drive me back to my college, but her brother suggests I sleep over and I'm like fuck it why not. So we hang out watch football and go on a Wawa run for food. We come back as shes going to bed so I say goodnight and all that shit. I sleep in the guest room and the next day she takes me home. Now fast forward to tonight, the pictures from the game she posted with me are now taken down and comments on pictures that I have that she made are gone. I might have missed a chance to lose my virginity with my best friend whos a solid 9/10. WHAT DO?
TL;DR See picture
User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (7 hours ago) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#154 - Try , lexicanum, or if you want lulz when reading the lore, r… 12 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... +1
#151 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, SPILL TH…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... +2
#199 - warlockrichard (9 hours ago) [-]
blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
#160 - toadkillerdog (11 hours ago) [-]
Slaneesh will teach them true rape......
#24994 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1057747 - Thinking about getting a Dawn of War game. Any suggestions?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1057754 - alstorp (09/16/2014) [-]
Dark Crusade or Soul Storm
#170 - Delicious Heresy, Sounds like the work of Slaanesh. 09/15/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
#34 - That ****** pisses me off to no end. 09/14/2014 on Mannequin 0
#1053692 - 10/10  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1053803 - uve (09/11/2014) [-]
oh wowie another hidden bonus screen

you are hereby awarded the "Truly Oppressed" trophy reward: here is your ascii art
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Just don't tell anyone else, wouldn't want to accidentally trigger them
User avatar #1053712 - leobaloy (09/11/2014) [-]
9/11 game of the year
User avatar #1053703 - makotoitou (09/11/2014) [-]
i da winner
User avatar #1053697 - adunsaveme (09/11/2014) [-]
Someone put a lot of effort into that gif

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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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