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#98 - UN is the closest thing there is to a global democracy. But th… 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up +1
#58 - He doesn't. But then the EU and the US put sanctions on them, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up 0
User avatar #75 - kolya (05/02/2015) [-]
And so UN equals useless...UN will not do shit because it is controlled by murica...
User avatar #98 - themajesticsnail (05/02/2015) [-]
UN is the closest thing there is to a global democracy. But then you have the security council, that can tell all the nations to go fuck themselves in these situations. The US and 5 others are part of it. Of course, most of those others are strategic allies with the US. If the UN is useless is because the US makes it useless with these kind of thing.
#40 - Bungie ****** up with Reach, lore wise. I still enjoyed it.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Book to movie +4
User avatar #74 - shieeetposter (05/02/2015) [-]
But they compensated with an awesome multiplayer. And firefights.
#92 - rollfourexplain (05/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,698**

It's a shame that Armor Lock screwed with the matchmaking so much. Bungie had something great going with Halo 3, ODST, and Reach.

Ironically though it wasn't weaker in the beta, the model for it wasn't uniform and was instead a chunky piece on the back like the jetpack. That sort of change would have helped a ton.
User avatar #95 - broswagonist (05/02/2015) [-]
I honestly never had a problem with armorlock. Never used it, never had trouble killing people using it. I don't understand what people thought was wrong about it.
#102 - rollfourexplain (05/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,252**

I saw a video that was basically a montage of people using it as a get-out-of-jail-free-card that defied them dying from literally every means of instant death in the game other than a sniper headshot. That's what drove home the point the most for me. It was an item that just didn't fit in with the balance of the rest of the game.
Sadly I no longer want to venture back to the new bungie.net .
User avatar #103 - broswagonist (05/02/2015) [-]
From personal experience I found sprint to be the most useful ability with the others being very situational depending on map/ players. I never had a problem with armour lock, people had their own tactics with it but it really felt like the ability I used the least, it's too easy to predict when I'm playing against and too easy to put yourself in a bad spot when I used it. It was pretty rare for me to come across someone who used armor lock well enough for it to be more than a counter intuitive panic button.
#105 - rollfourexplain (05/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,266**

Yeah. That about sums up my experience with it too, though I found the jetpack more helpful by doing the trick that lets you go twice as high as normal. My worst experiences with it are when I'm trying to fight two or more people off and one of them with armor lock forces me to get one less kill or wipes me up while I'm weakened from a fight with someone else.

It totally ruined land vehicle combat across large maps when it was in play though. That messed with so much metagame it still makes me angry.
#106 - rollfourexplain (05/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,063**

What the heck? How'd I post that picture?
User avatar #113 - relvel (05/02/2015) [-]
Have you ever actually gotten quads before?
#115 - rollfourexplain (05/02/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,368**

No I have not. At one point, when rolling was simply *roll 4* and you could see what you got without opening up a new page, I went back and checked to make sure I hadn't.
User avatar #93 - shieeetposter (05/02/2015) [-]
Would be better if there was a longer startup and took longer to recover
#29 - Oh, look, there is a new iPhone! Is the same as the last one, … 05/01/2015 on Ad war +1
#79 - Then you let them burn, you don't put a dictator in there. 05/01/2015 on England 0
#39 - Here, have this 04/30/2015 on Adult +5
#20 - THEY ARE STILL ALIVE, CORAL THEY ARE ALIVE  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2015 on thank mr. skellatel 0
#26 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
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#24 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
#258 - Every 6 months a lab somewhere discovers a particle that moves… 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +2
#85 - Thunders and lava are fairly common. It has to do with ashes, … 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 5 +3
#20 - You could also actually investigate about it instead of b… 04/12/2015 on space rage 0
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