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#46 - Number 1: >Vikings didn't use horned helmets because th… 10/29/2014 on facts comp 0
#92 - Why didn't he charged it on the microwave? 10/29/2014 on Struggle is real +1
#55 - Can you explain the positive points? I went to wikipedia a…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Priorities 0
#62 - imagebandetector (10/28/2014) [-]
Didn't do too much in-depth research, but here's what I found on the first few search results from sites apart from the ones that were incredibly biased against it with no legitimate sources:
- A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
- A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men like HIV or HPV.
- Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
- Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
- Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
- Makes it easier to keep the end of the penis clean.

To be fair, some of these positives don't really matter so long as you maintain good hygiene and wear protection when having sex.
User avatar #60 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, it's akin to pseudo science with inconclusive results, sometimes there's a correlation other times it's purely coincidence. Possible positives are disease prevention as the membrane of the underside of the foreskin is gone, also with less of a hiding place for bacteria, the penis will grow larger when the subject reaches puberty, and since we still have heavy fluctuations within the testing of what genes and conditions cause penis size this is near unprovable, the penis will be easier to clean, which is actually factual, but for the same reason it would be easy to keep your nails trimmed by amputating your arm, and less sexual promiscuity, but this is logically false as sexual drive is determined by a balance of hormones released by the testicles.

The drawbacks typically outweigh the possible positives, but because it's part of our culture, and retarded pompous teenage sluts think foreskins look gross, it is still common practice even outside of religion, only recently has it been removed from American law that newborns must be circumcised... unfortunately a year too late for me, mind you...
#93 - zandersave (10/28/2014) [-]
less bacteria means larger growth? Please do explain.
User avatar #147 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, I worded that badly, two different factors.
#354 - mfw animebewbseveryday signed up 6 days ago, and yet has twice… 10/28/2014 on animebewbseveryday's profile 0
#28 - Oh... ****** up, meant Jorge, but thought about J… 10/26/2014 on A few of my favorites 0
#37 - Chell is the main character. 10/26/2014 on The Part Where He Kills You 0
#21 - Julio Borges, a native spanish speaker writer, used to write h…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on A few of my favorites 0
User avatar #27 - potatolml (10/26/2014) [-]
Julio Borges? Don't you mean Jorge Luis Borges?

Anyway, I looked up Julio Borges on Google and found he's a politician, not a writer. Don't know which Julio Borges you're talking about.
#28 - themajesticsnail (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh... fucked up, meant Jorge, but thought about Julio Cortazar, another writer.
#53 - Thanks, man. I guess I'll wait some time. Here, have a thumb. 10/25/2014 on Windows 10 0
#50 - Should I move out from my old Windows7? Someone who has tr…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Windows 10 0
User avatar #65 - tidaka (10/25/2014) [-]
Yes, Windows 10 is easy to call windows 8 done natively for a PC. Faster boot times better resource use, muti-desktop support ( A feature that us usually is only seen on advanced-Unix distros) and for the most part still uses windows 7 drivers. You can get the alpha version for free now and if you have windows 8.1 on launch day you will receive a free key for windows 10. Overall I'd call it windows 8 the we didn't fuck everything up version.
User avatar #66 - tidaka (10/25/2014) [-]
Provided that something terrible doesn't happen in terms of windows 7 computability in terms of games that is.
User avatar #52 - bobvonbobby (10/25/2014) [-]
Also, the other windows are not out yet. As far as I know........
User avatar #51 - bobvonbobby (10/25/2014) [-]
I have windows 8.1. It's not the worst thing in the world. They tried to make programs like applications and they tout that you can have applications going side by side (which in all practicality could be done with the simple desktop). Unless your computer bursts into flames, I feel there is nothing to gain from upgrading from windows 7 to windows 8.1.
#53 - themajesticsnail (10/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. I guess I'll wait some time.

Here, have a thumb.
#58 - I will never understand why it's illegal to kill yourself on the US  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Straight to the point +1
#75 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** www.funnyjunk.com/Straight+to+the+point/funny-pictures/5332048/51#51

I didn't know it was illegal, and I've never thought about it, but it might have something to do with insurance fraud or something, too.
User avatar #63 - karvarausku (10/24/2014) [-]
You kill yourself, you stop paying taxes, not paying taxes is a crime.

You get killed.
User avatar #96 - jouten (10/24/2014) [-]
Makes sense
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