if you jump off my deck, your mangled body would roll about that distance downhill and end up in the water

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when does that happen? October? September?

If the spider nazis haven't already rounded everyone up and forced them into the web factories

Or maybe I'll stay up afterwards, I only woke up at 9 PM

lololol, living that alpha lifestyle. Time is your bitch.

Drawing Jesus? :DDDDDDD adios

uh............................. maybe november...

WELLLP, I am going to go play a video game.. practice drawing jesus, and then go to bed, sEE YA

And that is a extreme way to go swimming, but fun, ever go cliff diving?

nope, have you? The closest I've come to that is jumping off tall rocks into the water

Nope, but I wanted to go, there is a cliff nearby, you're suppose to slide down for a second then jump at the last second, if yoy fail you slide down the rock more and I would imagine the end result would be painful, it's about 50 feet high.

is it smooth on the way down? That sounds like it would just hurt anyway

Yeah it must be smooth on top, I wonder if it hurts to slam into the water, I will try not to belly flop, and not brake my legs on the bottom

it's like a rock waterslide without the water? There's this rock by my house that's about 30ft I think. You can't really slide down it though, it hangs over at the top and you have to run off it or probably land on the rocks that are directly under it.

Do your 50 foot rock, supervillanus, break its legs instead of yours!

30 foot rock by your house whoa, is it smooth? Run water down it and turn it into a slide.

"her remains must be left to rot on unhallowed ground"

brilliant!

lololo yeah, dying as a blank flank must be really a disgrace to them, good for scoots though.

I con't stop noticing they're both Applebloom eye clones in that.

Scootaloo came out on top that day.

As a reward to that orange thing, I will post it.


also wat pictures.hentai-foundry.com/c/chtkghk/152719.swf

lolololololol, if that was a screamer, you totally would have had me there.

My old screamer died, I have now to find a new one. some day wizard.

hooray for picking the best possible time to let my guard down

good luck in your search, may you become a plague on everyone's ears but my own

Your ear drums will be mine.

ok, I'll see you when your internet is back up, I've got some sleeping to do

See ya,

hours into day, internet still on.


Also I haven't slept yet, goodnight/afternoon

lol, see you when you awake from your daytime/no internet slumber

nope, it's as rocky as a rock can be

brb, reading that entire thing

Yup, that definitely sounds like home. The roads are laid out in a way that it seems like the city planners (if there were any) boiled a pot of spaghetti, then tossed the limp noodles onto a map of the land.

and made the roads accordingly

I love that description.

my friend describes it as this:

They let loose a herd of cows, then followed them wherever they went with paving equipment

That one is equally as funny.

Let me try..... uhhhhh they let baboons control the machinery.

lawl, looking at them, that also seems possible

I knew I recognized this symbol! In the Forward Unto Dawn trailer, it's the symbol for that guy Didact from the Halo 3 terminals. I think it's upside down here though.

It sounds like a different voice actor, I'm 99% sure who the voice for the construct is, I've got no clue who the Halo 4 voice is. Maybe the Terminal guy was a Covenant AI? It sounds like it could be from what it says in the conversation with 343 at about 4 minutes in that video. It calls him "Oracle" too, instead of Monitor or 343 Guilty Spark.

I also will be gone for a while, I ahve no idea how long, see when I get more internet.

Oh yeah, it is a convenant AI isn't it, then what does this Didact have to do with anyhthing? I thought he died like... over 100k years ago, maybe it is an AI based off the Didact.

Or you know, a completely different AI, who has probably deteriorated already. You know, they go evil and all after that.

You could be right, we'll see as this speculation develops. Good luck with your move, if that's what you're doing. Don't get shot or anything.

Alright, I am in my new sanctum, turns out all we had to do is move the router thingy down here. Cozy.

convenient as fuck. How is it?

old as fuck house, built in the early 1900's, the people who fixed this place up last time are messy, like insolation plastic things sticking out of the wall.

Doesn't matter, have internet, it's great.

do you have those weird horsehair walls? Until May I was living in this house at school built in 1902. The walls were made of this weird stuff that just breaks and they don't even make the materials to fix it correctly anymore. There was no attic floor and it looked like someone ripped open a bunch of stuffed animals to cover the bottom.

And you have your internet, our Halo 4 guessing can continue!

halo.wikia.com/wiki/Bornstellar_Makes_Eternal_Lasting

Oh yeah, see how didact did that with this kid? Maybe he survived and kept doing that with bodies.... or those Promethean robots or something.

Hmm... I haven't read Cryptum. Interesting, very interesting

Me neither, I just read that page, this theory seems very possible to me, we got it all figured out, now we just wait.....

Oh an it is being cut off because we didn't know we can bring it down here, so we cut it off seeing that no one wanted to pay for internet for a unused home, probably only for a few days anyways.

I'll stick with that theory until we get proven wrong.

Godspeed, supervillanus. a few days without internet? Whatever will you do?

It is going to be truly hell wizard, at least I think I think I will have the internet for the night.


I am going on the deck to enjoy this thunder storm, SO FLASHY!

I love thunderstorms, the fact that it hasn't rained for days here has got me down :(

Dude, I got this telescope before I left Colorado, I've been looking at the moon with it. You can see all the craters and dark spots crazy clear.

Tis a feisty storm, big ass cold raindrops, no thunder as loud as Alberta though.. I love Alberta's weather.

Try to find one of those ship things they sent there a while back, is it a good quality telescope? IS IT COSTY?

I wonder if Colorado is similar to Alberta at all? When I was there, a lot of thunderstorms came through. You could see lightning striking on mountains right next to you and stuff like that.

It was $30, but it's a pretty good quality one. Some rich guy sold it to a thrift store because he just didn't give a fuck. I got a sweet full size pool table kind of the same way. Hooray for the easily-bored rich!

I bet some extremely rich guy goes, "Here kid, have this ferrari, I just needed a ride to this store to buy another car"

Well the storms there were pretty awesome, the rain came down like crazy, it was like misty rain. Dumb ontario, no mountains at all.

"I only drive my Lamborghini until it loses that new car smell. Better scrap it, unless you want it, kid. I don't see why you would though..."

Misty rain? That sounds cool. I wish I lived somewhere that got more fog. Love dat fog. Is it like flat land there?

It's actually pretty hilly there, the house I lived in there was right beside a pond so it usually got foggy.
Flat lands are in Saskatchewan .

God I hate the plains. Makes me want to kill myself driving through them.

That sounds like where I live actually, I'm on a lake, with little-ish hills everywhere.

And we also live right beside a lake, just walk 30 steps and your swimming.

Yeah flatlands are boring, nothing to look at but flatness.

It is really hilly here in ontario, the roads are fucked with all the zigging and the zagging.
You can see the drill holes in the rocks where they stuck dynamite in to blow up rocks.

I can't think of any more guesses, it must have something to do with Didact obviously, BUT HOW, maybe... IT WAS HIS LONG LOST IMMORTAL STEP SON! Of course! I mean they can apparently switch bodies with souls or something, didact did it I think.

MFW internet is still going to be cut off tomorrow.