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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: xbox360, ps3
X-box Gamertag: TheMachine20063
PSN: Mac20063
Interests: paintball
Date Signed Up:12/04/2012
Last Login:1/14/2013
Location:NC
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Content Level Progress: 47.45% (28/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 38.18% (21/55)
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Content Views:4302
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:58
FJ Points:46
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#102 - i love you 01/04/2013 on i lold 0
#318 - why did he get you a dildo? 01/04/2013 on My dad -1
#4 - Morbid? i think you mean heaven 01/04/2013 on Morbid for Stoners 0
#47 - yay tits! 01/01/2013 on Homer in deep thought -1
#53 - DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE WOMAN!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on well i did fart +2
User avatar #68 - dragontamers (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm a guy
#51 - do you think he could masturbate with that?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Title 0
User avatar #63 - Katzie (12/26/2012) [-]
Yes, but it would be the most terrifying fucking thing to walk in on
#100 - Fro thinks so too!!! 12/26/2012 on oh, tumblr 0
#99 - NOT IGNORANT Athiest chiming in: Isnt Jesus God's son? How are…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on oh, tumblr +1
User avatar #112 - wafflecopper (12/26/2012) [-]
It is hard to explain the trinity.

Imagine that our plain of existence is like a tank of water that we can never see out of. Now imagine that a being puts three fingers into the water, we cant see the connection directly, and as such they appear as three, however they are one being.

Or you can accept that a divine being means that supernatural happenings are 100% possible and that an All powerful God can do whatever he wants.
#160 - i thought the title actually said titties. i was very disappointed 12/26/2012 on fuck you titles +1
#33 - i had to read it 6 times to finally get it. My cock burns lol … 12/21/2012 on lol -4
#32 - i had to read it 6 times and say it outloud twice to get it. m… 12/21/2012 on lol -4
#26 - excuse me sir, do you need a hand? 12/21/2012 on That inspiration 0
#112 - excuse me sir may i please have some sauce  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2012 on fapping 0
User avatar #174 - randomnab (12/17/2012) [-]
dragonballfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Majin_Lamp

Some alternative universe fan character or some crap like that.
#131 - SnailMan (12/17/2012) [-]
#124 - triggathepirate (12/17/2012) [-]
Closest i've gotten.
Trail went cold.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1981480/majin-lamp.html
#116 - supermandan (12/17/2012) [-]
I wish I knew.
#114 - triggathepirate (12/17/2012) [-]
Something for everyone I guess...
#149 - The U.S. of ************ A!! Murica bitch!!! 12/17/2012 on Birthday milestones -1
#147 - Murica!!! 12/17/2012 on Birthday milestones -1
#135 - I got a fortune cookie a few months ago and it said. "You… 12/17/2012 on I would feel weird watching... 0
#260 - let the rape begin!!!!! 12/17/2012 on Too much gaming +3
#313 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on influence -2
#104 - anybody else notice that its a nig grabbing the bill? He's try…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Fuck You, Accurate Auto... 0
#122 - phatsno (12/15/2012) [-]
sand niggers need dat auto insurans
#116 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2012) [-]
Seriously? As if it matters that hes black, anyone would have grabbed it. How do you know he's not the owner of the car also?
#119 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
>black man
>owns a car
You are an idiot. The nigger stole it.
And it matters because they should lock him up along with all the other niggers.
P.s. Fuck you and your nigger loving family.
#120 - improbablyyourdad (12/15/2012) [-]
Are you even trying?
#214 - why the hell should we? do you see those countries crying abou… 12/15/2012 on Ask Her Out! -1
#286 - sauce? 12/13/2012 on Pretty by Tall -1
#72 - **** the logic ******** and just lau… 12/13/2012 on cuckoo clock 0
#171 - i love you 12/13/2012 on Where Legendary Pokemon... 0
#428 - i wont let your preparations go to waste bro!!! heres my thumb… 12/13/2012 on 4chin 0
#422 - it was. and i thought the same thing 12/13/2012 on 4chin 0
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