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CAW. I don't have a picture of an eagle, but if I had one, or the will to look one up it would be a majestic creature. And it would be carrying big guns. Large, firm, long guns. That are black.
Again we meet the comment limit.
WH40k. Is amazing. I'm currently on my way to making my own tabletop because wharhammer has become so expensive. I still play Tau in small battles, but finding people willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for a single game is getting difficult. What do you play?
WH40k. Is amazing. I'm currently on my way to making my own tabletop because wharhammer has become so expensive. I still play Tau in small battles, but finding people willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for a single game is getting difficult. What do you play?
I've never read any of the books besides the rule book. Anyways. I need to get to sleep. I need to take a test when I wake up. Best from me to you, and I hope you never have to work 3rd shift.
I'm studying education, so I'm always trying to figure out how to make people work.
Hell, I still ask the internet whenever I need pseudo code. I'm taking a computer class now and I thought I was pretty handy with a computer. I now know that I have no idea how computers think. Finals are on top of me and I'm totally boned. Only good thing is that it's an online test. Bad thing is I only get 1 hour to complete.
There is that. I decided to take this class on a whim, and because I'm nearly finished with my course load. By the time I was signing up for classes all the introduction classes were full, so I just signed up for the first computer class I saw. Big mistake. Really really big mistake. But hey, I've held on and that's both surprising and fine with me.
It's called computational thinking. We've touched on algorithms. It's just one level higher than an intro class. 120 level if that means anything to you.
It's pretty basic stuff. Honeslty I'm surprised it isn't more drawn out. We had a pseudo code we had to write to take a census of persons inside the households of 500 households and it took a dickyear to write out.
Here is a question from my practice exam. (First class I've ever had were we have a practice test and it's amazing.)
Create the pseudocode logic for a program that continuously prompts a user for a numeric value until the user enters 0. The application mainline module will pass the numeric value to a called method that squares the number then returns the result to the mainline module. The mainline module then displays the squared number before reprompting the user. You will also create the logic for the called method that squares the number passed to it and then returns the calculated value.
Here is my answer
double inputvalue = -1;
while (inputvalue != 0)
{
cout >> "Input Number - ";
cin << inputvalue;
outputvalue = square(inputvalue);
cout << outputvalue;
}
double square(double inputvalue)
{
double output = inputvalue * input_value;
return output;
}
Create the pseudocode logic for a program that continuously prompts a user for a numeric value until the user enters 0. The application mainline module will pass the numeric value to a called method that squares the number then returns the result to the mainline module. The mainline module then displays the squared number before reprompting the user. You will also create the logic for the called method that squares the number passed to it and then returns the calculated value.
Here is my answer
double inputvalue = -1;
while (inputvalue != 0)
{
cout >> "Input Number - ";
cin << inputvalue;
outputvalue = square(inputvalue);
cout << outputvalue;
}
double square(double inputvalue)
{
double output = inputvalue * input_value;
return output;
}
Most internet people tend to explain pseudo code in terms of actual programming languages. C+ and ++ seem to be very popular, so I've started writing that way. When I first started writing it it was sloppy and badly written. Then the internet helped me out and I refined it down to this.
Is this cheating? I can't decide. I think I'll take the intro course next semester though. I would really love to understand what I'm doing.
Is this cheating? I can't decide. I think I'll take the intro course next semester though. I would really love to understand what I'm doing.
Arrays is where I stopped being able to write without help. It's hard enough the class is online, but the book doesn't actually have any examples of code init. How can you learn to write without an example to work from?
Well you just learn how the functions all work you know? You know how a conditional statement works, you know how for and while loops work, how function calls work and all that **** . Just apply that in a way that isn't language-specific, and the more complex **** you either put in a subroutine or describe with words if it's not relevant
Well, I'm going to take my tests now. Hope I do alright. First, introduction to business, then computational thinking. Then at about 1 or so: Bed time.
Huh, look at that. Apparently I've done this before. Anyways. Yeah.
My Krogers just opened a cheese island. It's like they know I need cheese to survive. I think soon I might start doing cheese reviews on youtube as well. The other two have been telling me I need to branch out, and I ******* adore some cheese. They have like 100 varieties at any one time, and I can barely contain myself.
I kind of worry about moldy cheese. I mean, cheese with mold on the rind is fine with me. I don't like the rind anyways. But if a cheese doesn't have a rind? That's a little much for me. I understand they want to show that they aged their cheese, but mold makes me a little leery. Especially if it's not all one color. Greens and blues I can suck up, because we're talking eddible/medicinal. White and grey/brown/black? I'm not going to touch it. Just... No. I don't want to die.
I mean, Parisian lasts forever if it's not shredded. It develops a nice rind and keeps out the atmospheric gasses while it lets the active bacteria go to work on what's inside, and the longer you let it set up the heavier it gets. It can be really good the older it gets, but shredded or granulated? I totally get that. It's terrible. I don't use it much, because it's pretty sharp for me, but I usually throw away like 1/4th of the stuff when I get it.
Oh it's so damn good. **** . I just looked up cheese reviews on youtube and found exactly 1 actual cheese review. It's by this guy. **** . Oh **** , I can't do this. Seriously, why do these people exist. It's kind of funny, but also kind of terrifying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o264RQq3MhI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o264RQq3MhI
Whatever I will eat cheese and I will enjoy it. (And not post about scientology. Jesus christ.)
This guy makes me want to drink more. I mean. Who was it? He wrote the disk-world series. Not important. Anyways, he bet another guy $50 he could found a religion and make money at it. Then he did it. THAT'S what Scientology is. How can people take that seriously?
Yes! That's the dude. Anyways. Welcome to Scientology, the guy who founded a religion based on a bet.
Oh. Well, it's a great set of books anyways. What did Hubbard write?.... Huh. I haven't actually read anything he's written, and I'm kind of a scifi book nerd. I'm reading starship troopers right now. (don't judge me it's a great book and movie)
Right? I can't handle this **** . He's got to be a troll. He has to be. I just... No.
I like your name and your opinions.
Friend request and thumbs for you.
Friend request and thumbs for you.
I accept your friendship. What does being friends on FJ actually do? I've always been fuzzy on that.
I only really means you have their back in an online argument...Kind of how you had mine.
I don't recall, but ok. But to be honest, if you're counter to my opinions then I won't be able to have your back in the future.
I was blocked for expressing my opinion that just shows that economics is a little boy. Racism is kept alive by racists. She was putting people in the roles of people who were being discriminated against and they were given college credit, it was their choice. The fact that the wimp left was because she wanted to feel comfortable again, she coudln't handle the things others go through on a day to day basis. I would do that "farce", nothing wrong with seing the other side of things.
Hm? Sorry, I'm having several conversations at once, witch one are you from?
Oh, that guy. I'm not going to go back and read the thread, but I'm assuming economics is a person. Racism IS kept alive by racists. True. I'm just saying that if I were in a college class and that woman walked into the classroom and told me, with a straight face that I was going to discriminate against another person for any reason I would have excused myself from the class and sent my teacher an E-mail about why I didn't attend class that day. I don't believe that exposing people to racism is going to lessen it's effects. Smothering racism is, in my opinion, the best solution.
So.. 1080 dislikes. I've gotta say I feel pretty bad for you, gettting such an amount of dislikes because noone caught your irony
I'm not feeling too bad. I think I might have a record or something. Most red thumbs without actually trying to troll.
Damn you just got about 800- thumbs from that post O_O
I would never have believed that people would take something so obviously exagerated and take it seriously. Ah well.
It's impressive is it not? I'll bet that's some kind of record, or near enough to it.
Looks like the hate has stabilized around 1100 or so.
I broke -1000 right before I went to sleep this morning. I wonder how I'm doing now...
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anon (05/21/2013) [-]
No one in FunnyJunk wants to hear you whining like a pussy about religion and **** .
Seems to me that people don't recognize a joke when they see one. It's not something that worries me, but you really ought to log in if you're going to insult someone. Especially if you're going to insult someone over a joke.
Thank you. Now you do realize that I was joking right? Or are you a complete troglodyte?
Come on man, if I believed half of what I said I wouldn't own a computer.
Yeah, good point. Thankfully I've never met one, but I thought that my comments were so over the top that no one would take them seriously. Especially after the part about being sucked into a baboons ass.
Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
Just curious, I just finished watching the series again.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
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thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.
Pic related.
Pic related.
I'm actually out of Who gifs. I didn't realize I was that lacking.
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random **** like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
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thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.
Mostly because he's
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