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#35 - And they're sitting there in my yellow high back desk chair, (… 8 hours ago on Man with keys +1
#12 - I got a ring of keys once from a janitor, later that day when …  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Man with keys +7
User avatar #37 - Lambda (1 hour ago) [-]
Heh, I had an office too.
As part of the theater tech crew, I was given a set of keys to various doors in the performing arts wing. "we don't know what half of them go to", they told me, but the ones I needed for my duties were on there.
There was an old closet, seldom used, that I had the key for. I re-purposed it as an office of sorts, it's where I would go to do my homework or whatever. After a while, we needed more storage space, so I gave up my office and built a bunch of shelves in there.
User avatar #30 - deathchain (9 hours ago) [-]
That's the kind of room someone far in the future will find after escaping Aperture Science test chambers. And you're the ratman.
User avatar #35 - thelastamerican (8 hours ago) [-]
And they're sitting there in my yellow high back desk chair, (Seriously, why would anyone buy this monstrosity) And thinking, "all this math homework is wrong..."
#11 - "... Shooting range"  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Man with keys +15
#25 - mr skeltal (11 hours ago) [-]
Its not too uncommon, if you have an Army/Navy/Air Force(big 3 competition wise, there are others though) JROTC unit at your school, you might have a on campus shooting range.
#21 - Now I want you to immagine what it must have been like for the… 16 hours ago on Shit just got real on... 0
#181 - But he ALSO butchers the pronunciation. It's a class full of A… 09/19/2014 on ..... 0
#176 - But it's good practice for us to speak with someone who actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on ..... +1
#178 - honkitonk (09/19/2014) [-]
tru dat. if you need the exercise, simply tell your german convo partner. i'm sure they will help you out.
User avatar #181 - thelastamerican (09/19/2014) [-]
But he ALSO butchers the pronunciation. It's a class full of Americans taught by an American. This is fractally fucked up.
#63 - I don't want to sound like an ass, but that sounds just so inc… 09/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#58 - I don't like mechanical keyboards. I'm ready for your rage.jpg 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#57 - How can you type like that? Kind of like a bird pecking on the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #62 - jackknapp (09/14/2014) [-]
I can still type without looking at the keyboard of course.
Usually my other fingers are splayed out, I just don't use them.
And yeah, it's sorta like pecking at the keys.
I also hit caps lock when I want to capitalize a letter.
User avatar #63 - thelastamerican (09/19/2014) [-]
I don't want to sound like an ass, but that sounds just so incredibly slow. Like hand writing. Eugh. On the other hand, different storkes for different folks.





Lel, get it? Different strokes? Like key strokes? I so funny.
#63 - I giggled at, "Hold the ocean in your hands!" 09/08/2014 on This is an extreme thirst 0

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User avatar #127 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I like your name and your opinions.
Friend request and thumbs for you.
User avatar #128 to #127 - thelastamerican (02/25/2014) [-]
I accept your friendship. What does being friends on FJ actually do? I've always been fuzzy on that.
User avatar #129 to #128 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I only really means you have their back in an online argument...Kind of how you had mine.
User avatar #130 to #129 - thelastamerican (02/25/2014) [-]
I don't recall, but ok. But to be honest, if you're counter to my opinions then I won't be able to have your back in the future.
User avatar #131 to #130 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
>American
>Navy
We'll get along just fine.
User avatar #123 - yetiyitties (11/18/2013) [-]
I was blocked for expressing my opinion that just shows that economics is a little boy. Racism is kept alive by racists. She was putting people in the roles of people who were being discriminated against and they were given college credit, it was their choice. The fact that the wimp left was because she wanted to feel comfortable again, she coudln't handle the things others go through on a day to day basis. I would do that "farce", nothing wrong with seing the other side of things.
User avatar #124 to #123 - thelastamerican (11/18/2013) [-]
Hm? Sorry, I'm having several conversations at once, witch one are you from?
User avatar #126 to #125 - thelastamerican (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh, that guy. I'm not going to go back and read the thread, but I'm assuming economics is a person. Racism IS kept alive by racists. True. I'm just saying that if I were in a college class and that woman walked into the classroom and told me, with a straight face that I was going to discriminate against another person for any reason I would have excused myself from the class and sent my teacher an E-mail about why I didn't attend class that day. I don't believe that exposing people to racism is going to lessen it's effects. Smothering racism is, in my opinion, the best solution.
#118 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
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#119 to #118 - thelastamerican (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't know you, so I don't have any reason to do anything but love you.
#120 to #119 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
#121 to #120 - thelastamerican (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh, well if I thumbed it then I actually thought it was good. Ya dun good.
User avatar #113 - youareohsowrong (05/21/2013) [-]
So.. 1080 dislikes. I've gotta say I feel pretty bad for you, gettting such an amount of dislikes because noone caught your irony
User avatar #116 to #113 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not feeling too bad. I think I might have a record or something. Most red thumbs without actually trying to troll.
User avatar #110 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Damn you just got about 800- thumbs from that post O_O
User avatar #112 to #110 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I would never have believed that people would take something so obviously exagerated and take it seriously. Ah well.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
It's impressive is it not? I'll bet that's some kind of record, or near enough to it.
User avatar #114 to #111 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
There is so much hatred in their hearts WHY FJ!!!!
User avatar #117 to #114 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Looks like the hate has stabilized around 1100 or so.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I broke -1000 right before I went to sleep this morning. I wonder how I'm doing now...
#98 - mr skeltal (05/21/2013) [-]
No one in FunnyJunk wants to hear you whining like a pussy about religion and **** .
User avatar #100 to #98 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Seems to me that people don't recognize a joke when they see one. It's not something that worries me, but you really ought to log in if you're going to insult someone. Especially if you're going to insult someone over a joke.
#97 - mr skeltal (05/20/2013) [-]
**** you man.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Seriously? Log in if you're going to insult someone.
User avatar #101 to #99 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok, **** you man
User avatar #102 to #101 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. Now you do realize that I was joking right? Or are you a complete troglodyte?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You need to work on phrasing IF you were joking. It more or less sounded like you are just another pretentious asshole preaching religion.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Come on man, if I believed half of what I said I wouldn't own a computer.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey you have to understand there are more than a handful of people who believe that **** and still have Iphones and computers and all that **** . People are hypocritical, something I shouldn't have to explain to someone who was supposedly joking about that very situation.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, good point. Thankfully I've never met one, but I thought that my comments were so over the top that no one would take them seriously. Especially after the part about being sucked into a baboons ass.

Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
No, however she is wicked awesome.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Just curious, I just finished watching the series again.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You too.
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Gifs inbound!
Gifs inbound!
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This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
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Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
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Aw, that one's broken :(   
Sorry about that.
Aw, that one's broken :(
Sorry about that.
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LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
#62 to #2 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!    
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
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I totally thought I had less of these.
I totally thought I had less of these.
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OH 						****					.
OH **** .
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SO MANY GIFS.
SO MANY GIFS.
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Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
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#42 to #2 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump Reply limit again.    
This one's a little too fast.
Bump Reply limit again.
This one's a little too fast.
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Cyber Monday you say?    
Yes I know I'm late.
Cyber Monday you say?
Yes I know I'm late.
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I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.    
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
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Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
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#57 to #56 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
You like Rose, yes?
You like Rose, yes?
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#60 to #59 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
The Doctor is a playa.
The Doctor is a playa.
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Bump limit, but continuing dump!
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
#24 to #23 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Did I say bump limit?    
Too much 4chan.
Did I say bump limit?
Too much 4chan.
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Shake that junk baby.
Shake that junk baby.
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Delicious.
Delicious.
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That handsome 						******					.
That handsome ****** .
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The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
#38 to #37 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
9th isn't too happy about it either.
9th isn't too happy about it either.
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I love this one so much...
I love this one so much...
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Sorry, got distracted.
Sorry, got distracted.
#5 to #4 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
#6 to #5 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.   
Pic related.
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.
Pic related.
#7 to #6 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
#8 to #7 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm actually out of Who gifs. I didn't realize I was that lacking.
#10 to #9 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes, pleas do.
#12 to #11 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random 						****					 like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.    
BUT NO MORE!   
DUMP COMMENCING!    
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random **** like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
#13 to #12 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.    
Mostly because he's   
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.
Mostly because he's
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&lt;MFW finally some 10.
<MFW finally some 10.
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