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    I would like a president like this I would like a president like this
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    What the fuck? What the fuck?
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    One way to escape a shark One way to escape a shark
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#115 - Pacoseago applescryatnight bloodyturds ironsoul I've … 07/10/2014 on Chinese Crossbows +3
#114 - Why not just make on out of a car's leaf spring? I used to hav… 07/10/2014 on Chinese Crossbows 0
#113 - A bullet doesn't impart that much heat. I would be more worrie… 07/10/2014 on Chinese Crossbows 0
#248 - Wow, that's... You look practically identical to Freeman. If y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +1
User avatar #257 - timetravelzero (07/09/2014) [-]
I will make an effort to go as him this year then.
#88 - I see. Well, most Americans only refer to beer that is terribl… 07/09/2014 on Commonality 0
#121 - Picture 07/08/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +1
#120 - b/  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +1
#146 - timetravelzero (07/08/2014) [-]
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Every time I see this gif, I think of this picture I took.
User avatar #248 - thelastamerican (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow, that's... You look practically identical to Freeman. If you don't dress up as him for Halloween you're missing out on everything.
User avatar #257 - timetravelzero (07/09/2014) [-]
I will make an effort to go as him this year then.
User avatar #189 - deviousdanish (07/08/2014) [-]
Are you one of those guys from Continue?
#256 - timetravelzero (07/09/2014) [-]
Uh...? I don't understand that reference.
#258 - deviousdanish (07/09/2014) [-]
Guy on the right.
User avatar #259 - deviousdanish (07/09/2014) [-]
Actually, left. Their right.
#162 - dinonator (07/08/2014) [-]
dont
User avatar #255 - timetravelzero (07/09/2014) [-]
Its a long story, but basically every time I see this gif I'm reminded of this convo I had with another user here, not trying to "site-x army" here, or insult anyone.
#85 - I second the motion. 07/08/2014 on A bigger picture 0
#69 - Oh, come on! That's a fairly nicely colored beer. It could be …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Commonality 0
#85 - sunkmanitu (07/08/2014) [-]
the British often refer to alcohol as "the piss."
User avatar #88 - thelastamerican (07/09/2014) [-]
I see. Well, most Americans only refer to beer that is terrible as piss. Example: Bud light.
#35 - PUDDING!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Ah Sheet +1
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User avatar #127 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I like your name and your opinions.
Friend request and thumbs for you.
User avatar #128 to #127 - thelastamerican (02/25/2014) [-]
I accept your friendship. What does being friends on FJ actually do? I've always been fuzzy on that.
User avatar #129 to #128 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I only really means you have their back in an online argument...Kind of how you had mine.
User avatar #130 to #129 - thelastamerican (02/25/2014) [-]
I don't recall, but ok. But to be honest, if you're counter to my opinions then I won't be able to have your back in the future.
User avatar #131 to #130 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
>American
>Navy
We'll get along just fine.
User avatar #123 - yetiyitties (11/18/2013) [-]
I was blocked for expressing my opinion that just shows that economics is a little boy. Racism is kept alive by racists. She was putting people in the roles of people who were being discriminated against and they were given college credit, it was their choice. The fact that the wimp left was because she wanted to feel comfortable again, she coudln't handle the things others go through on a day to day basis. I would do that "farce", nothing wrong with seing the other side of things.
User avatar #124 to #123 - thelastamerican (11/18/2013) [-]
Hm? Sorry, I'm having several conversations at once, witch one are you from?
User avatar #126 to #125 - thelastamerican (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh, that guy. I'm not going to go back and read the thread, but I'm assuming economics is a person. Racism IS kept alive by racists. True. I'm just saying that if I were in a college class and that woman walked into the classroom and told me, with a straight face that I was going to discriminate against another person for any reason I would have excused myself from the class and sent my teacher an E-mail about why I didn't attend class that day. I don't believe that exposing people to racism is going to lessen it's effects. Smothering racism is, in my opinion, the best solution.
#118 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
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#119 to #118 - thelastamerican (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't know you, so I don't have any reason to do anything but love you.
#120 to #119 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
#121 to #120 - thelastamerican (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh, well if I thumbed it then I actually thought it was good. Ya dun good.
User avatar #113 - youareohsowrong (05/21/2013) [-]
So.. 1080 dislikes. I've gotta say I feel pretty bad for you, gettting such an amount of dislikes because noone caught your irony
User avatar #116 to #113 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not feeling too bad. I think I might have a record or something. Most red thumbs without actually trying to troll.
User avatar #110 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Damn you just got about 800- thumbs from that post O_O
User avatar #112 to #110 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I would never have believed that people would take something so obviously exagerated and take it seriously. Ah well.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
It's impressive is it not? I'll bet that's some kind of record, or near enough to it.
User avatar #114 to #111 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
There is so much hatred in their hearts WHY FJ!!!!
User avatar #117 to #114 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Looks like the hate has stabilized around 1100 or so.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
I broke -1000 right before I went to sleep this morning. I wonder how I'm doing now...
#98 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
No one in FunnyJunk wants to hear you whining like a ***** about religion and **** .
User avatar #100 to #98 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Seems to me that people don't recognize a joke when they see one. It's not something that worries me, but you really ought to log in if you're going to insult someone. Especially if you're going to insult someone over a joke.
#97 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
**** you man.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Seriously? Log in if you're going to insult someone.
User avatar #101 to #99 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok, **** you man
User avatar #102 to #101 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. Now you do realize that I was joking right? Or are you a complete troglodyte?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You need to work on phrasing IF you were joking. It more or less sounded like you are just another pretentious ******* preaching religion.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Come on man, if I believed half of what I said I wouldn't own a computer.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey you have to understand there are more than a handful of people who believe that **** and still have Iphones and computers and all that **** . People are hypocritical, something I shouldn't have to explain to someone who was supposedly joking about that very situation.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, good point. Thankfully I've never met one, but I thought that my comments were so over the top that no one would take them seriously. Especially after the part about being sucked into a baboons ass.

Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
No, however she is wicked awesome.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thelastamerican (05/21/2013) [-]
Just curious, I just finished watching the series again.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You too.
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Gifs inbound!
Gifs inbound!
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This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
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Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
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Aw, that one's broken :(   
Sorry about that.
Aw, that one's broken :(
Sorry about that.
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LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!    
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
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I totally thought I had less of these.
I totally thought I had less of these.
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OH 						****					.
OH **** .
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SO MANY GIFS.
SO MANY GIFS.
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Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
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#42 to #2 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump Reply limit again.    
This one's a little too fast.
Bump Reply limit again.
This one's a little too fast.
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Cyber Monday you say?    
Yes I know I'm late.
Cyber Monday you say?
Yes I know I'm late.
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I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.    
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
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Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
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#57 to #56 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
You like Rose, yes?
You like Rose, yes?
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The Doctor is a playa.
The Doctor is a playa.
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Bump limit, but continuing dump!
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
#24 to #23 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Did I say bump limit?    
Too much 4chan.
Did I say bump limit?
Too much 4chan.
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Shake that junk baby.
Shake that junk baby.
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Delicious.
Delicious.
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That handsome 						******					.
That handsome ****** .
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The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for 						*******					 his box.
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for ******* his box.
#38 to #37 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
9th isn't too happy about it either.
9th isn't too happy about it either.
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I love this one so much...
I love this one so much...
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Sorry, got distracted.
Sorry, got distracted.
#5 to #4 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
#6 to #5 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.   
Pic related.
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.
Pic related.
#7 to #6 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
#8 to #7 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm actually out of Who gifs. I didn't realize I was that lacking.
#10 to #9 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelastamerican (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes, pleas do.
#12 to #11 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random 						****					 like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.    
BUT NO MORE!   
DUMP COMMENCING!    
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random **** like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
#13 to #12 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.    
Mostly because he's   
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.
Mostly because he's
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&lt;MFW finally some 10.
<MFW finally some 10.
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