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Date Signed Up:9/02/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#254 - He's posting results on Friday. 11 hours ago on Survey 0
#12 - Picture 11 hours ago on Like a sir +2
#18 - I made this awhile ago while having an internet argument.  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on Some people... +54
User avatar #98 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10 hours ago) [-]
Well you can calculate it's been 6000 years since Adam and Eve because genesis follows people's lives and tells you how old they were when they had their child, and how long till they had their child, etc.
The only argument for believing the bible and believing the world is older than 6000 years is if you think when they talk of the "7 days" that god created the earth in are actually much longer than a day. Honestly there doesn't seem like much information to support this, considering they're very clearly referred to as days and not hinted as anything else.
#106 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
Lost in translation, the word was not actually days. The original word was Yom, which can refer to periods of time no matter how long. Just to inform.
User avatar #112 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (9 hours ago) [-]
I hadn't know that.
The translation I read just said days and I've never heard anyone say otherwise before now.
Thanks.
User avatar #96 - zukowashere (10 hours ago) [-]
People assume the earth is 6000 years old by tracking family trees back to Adam and Eve. By figuring out how long each person lived and when they were born people try to get a rough estimate.
User avatar #102 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10 hours ago) [-]
"By figuring out how long each person lived and when they were born people try to get a rough estimate."
You don't have to figure that stuff out, it's stated.
"When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth"
"When Seth had lived 105 years, he became the father of Enosh"
''When Enosh had lived 90 years, he became the father of Kenan.''
''When Kenan had lived 70 years, he became the father of Mahalalel.''
Etc

Source: www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%205&version=NIV
User avatar #103 - zukowashere (10 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the link. ^


To be fair I've never lost any sleep over the subject since in any case we can all agree the earth is dang old.
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User avatar #53 - muchasmarcos (13 hours ago) [-]
try and correct the spelling error. otherwise neat reaction pic.
User avatar #42 - vegardwd (14 hours ago) [-]
Are you all reterded?

Reterded...
#27 - dwarfman (17 hours ago) [-]
Only a few of them Pops don't go on a smiting spree again, I've got friends down there.
#339 - Radioactive: In my ass 19 hours ago on In my ass 0
#16 - As a college student with no food, I've got to agree with you.… 19 hours ago on How to cook +8
#96 - I never did anything nearly this interesting for my psych clas…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Survey -1
User avatar #226 - lauryn (11 hours ago) [-]
thank you
#15 - Depends on the plastic. Some plastics are made out of plant ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on so true +2
#29 - N. Korean citizen (16 hours ago) [-]
plastic is made from oil, if it's not made from oil it is not plastic
#77 - Explain to me this tape. My girlfriend has problems with sores…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Saved Lifes: 1 / Given... +3
#93 - rimjobmcgee (17 hours ago) [-]
Rubbing a little vaseline under her breasts each morning would also fix it, some runners have to do that to help with chaffing
#89 - Memitim (17 hours ago) [-]
It's like a blister, I suppose. An extra bit of padding would prevent chafing.

Try using medical tape (tape made from fabric) to help prevent chafing.

Good luck on your quest.
#13 - What did I just witness? 20 hours ago on Lobster XXX orgy 0
#70 - Those Giant cutaway training rifles are incredibly rare. I wou… 21 hours ago on freedom 0
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User avatar #113 - youareohsowrong (05/21/2013) [-]
So.. 1080 dislikes. I've gotta say I feel pretty bad for you, gettting such an amount of dislikes because noone caught your irony
User avatar #116 to #113 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not feeling too bad. I think I might have a record or something. Most red thumbs without actually trying to troll.
User avatar #110 - bayakpo (05/21/2013) [-]
Damn you just got about 800- thumbs from that post O_O
User avatar #112 to #110 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I would never have believed that people would take something so obviously exagerated and take it seriously. Ah well.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
It's impressive is it not? I'll bet that's some kind of record, or near enough to it.
User avatar #114 to #111 - bayakpo (05/21/2013) [-]
There is so much hatred in their hearts WHY FJ!!!!
User avatar #117 to #114 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Looks like the hate has stabilized around 1100 or so.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I broke -1000 right before I went to sleep this morning. I wonder how I'm doing now...
#98 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
No one in FunnyJunk wants to hear you whining like a pussy about religion and shit.
User avatar #100 to #98 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Seems to me that people don't recognize a joke when they see one. It's not something that worries me, but you really ought to log in if you're going to insult someone. Especially if you're going to insult someone over a joke.
#97 - N. Korean citizen (05/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you man.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Seriously? Log in if you're going to insult someone.
User avatar #101 to #99 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok, fuck you man
User avatar #102 to #101 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. Now you do realize that I was joking right? Or are you a complete troglodyte?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You need to work on phrasing IF you were joking. It more or less sounded like you are just another pretentious asshole preaching religion.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Come on man, if I believed half of what I said I wouldn't own a computer.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey you have to understand there are more than a handful of people who believe that shit and still have Iphones and computers and all that shit. People are hypocritical, something I shouldn't have to explain to someone who was supposedly joking about that very situation.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, good point. Thankfully I've never met one, but I thought that my comments were so over the top that no one would take them seriously. Especially after the part about being sucked into a baboons ass.

Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
No, however she is wicked awesome.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Just curious, I just finished watching the series again.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You too.
#2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Gifs inbound!
Gifs inbound!
#82 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
#89 to #88 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
#93 to #92 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Aw, that one's broken :(   
Sorry about that.
Aw, that one's broken :(
Sorry about that.
#96 to #95 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
#62 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!    
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
#66 to #65 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I totally thought I had less of these.
I totally thought I had less of these.
#71 to #70 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
OH SHIT.
OH SHIT.
#74 to #73 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
SO MANY GIFS.
SO MANY GIFS.
#78 to #77 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
#42 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump Reply limit again.    
This one's a little too fast.
Bump Reply limit again.
This one's a little too fast.
#44 to #43 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Cyber Monday you say?    
Yes I know I'm late.
Cyber Monday you say?
Yes I know I'm late.
#46 to #45 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.    
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
#55 to #54 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
#57 to #56 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
You like Rose, yes?
You like Rose, yes?
#60 to #59 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
The Doctor is a playa.
The Doctor is a playa.
#3 to #2 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #3 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
#24 to #23 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Did I say bump limit?    
Too much 4chan.
Did I say bump limit?
Too much 4chan.
#27 to #26 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Shake that junk baby.
Shake that junk baby.
#31 to #30 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Delicious.
Delicious.
#35 to #34 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
That handsome fucker.
That handsome fucker.
#37 to #36 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
#38 to #37 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
9th isn't too happy about it either.
9th isn't too happy about it either.
#40 to #39 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I love this one so much...
I love this one so much...
#4 to #3 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, got distracted.
Sorry, got distracted.
#5 to #4 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
#6 to #5 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.   
Pic related.
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.
Pic related.
#7 to #6 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
#8 to #7 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm actually out of Who gifs. I didn't realize I was that lacking.
#10 to #9 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes, pleas do.
#12 to #11 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random shit like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.    
BUT NO MORE!   
DUMP COMMENCING!    
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random shit like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
#13 to #12 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
#18 to #17 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.    
Mostly because he's   
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.
Mostly because he's
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#20 to #19 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
&lt;MFW finally some 10.
<MFW finally some 10.
User avatar #1 - thewildcat (11/02/2012) [-]
Unicorns exist you can't disprove it.

That's your argument because you can't accept what scientific reality says. I don't have to disprove God, because there's no reason to you fucking idiot. Someone has to provide proof God exists. You must always be able to supply evidence for something to be even considered true or possible.

Sorry my ideals shit over your comfortable little fantasy world, but it's the truth. Until there is a single shred of evidence that suggests a God exists people are going to reject the idea. You cannot under ANY circumstances give me an argument that would contradict that.
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