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Date Signed Up:7/27/2013
Last Login:9/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#7797
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Highest Content Rank:#4684
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Content Thumbs: 311 total,  428 ,  117
Comment Thumbs: 14258 total,  15094 ,  836
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    God God
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    The Puppetmaster The Puppetmaster
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    /b/ 533mil get /b/ 533mil get
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    Meanwhile on 4chan... Meanwhile on 4chan...
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    Meanwhile, on 4chan... Meanwhile, on 4chan...
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    Some fresh OC Some fresh OC
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    Yfw nofap November is finally over Yfw nofap November is finally over
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#3 - newest uploads list and your own profile page suggest otherwis…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Repost from Reddit -2
User avatar #4 - urbanknightx (22 hours ago) [-]
Keep in mind that time continues to go, even as I write down comments. Time doesn't magically stop for me whenever I'm writing something, and I can't be bothered to edit the minutes because why should I be meticulous?

Also, why do you care, man?
#3 - Fat-to-fit stories? Fat-to-fit stories. 09/22/2014 on 4chan fuckery +1
#10 - Crop this. 09/21/2014 on Steam 0
#5 - What fat?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Science: Graphical... +4
User avatar #23 - nevolmon (09/20/2014) [-]
it's not fatty foods like that guy said, overeating in general causes problems, that's why fatties can claim they "eat healthy" and stay fat, but eating 5000 calories of grilled chicken and broccoli will still make you fat.
#7 - unfitninjuh (09/20/2014) [-]
She's gonna mess up her digestive system by eating unhealthy foods. Probably red meat, I can't tell because the artist's style makes the food look really fucking blurry
> inb4 vegan
#3 - Why is the girl on the right's stomach messed up?  [+] (22 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Science: Graphical... +18
User avatar #205 - dfordylan (09/21/2014) [-]
problaly the girl on the right is a vegan feminist and because of that her stomach cant take it
User avatar #11 - europe (09/20/2014) [-]
The guy's lungs are black because he smokes
The middle girl's liver is fucked up because she drinks
The girl on the right's stomach is messed up presumably because she only eats fruit or something
User avatar #274 - iwishiwasazula (09/21/2014) [-]
Actually, I think it represents stomach cancer. It's quite common in asian countries because they eat more salty and fried goodies.
Source: I'm a med. student who will have a test about this tomorrow

and I'm on Funnyjunk
User avatar #265 - requiemofsins (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, when you presume, you make a pres out of you and me.
User avatar #176 - Churchandtex (09/21/2014) [-]
I think it's because she's massively overeating
User avatar #223 - europe (09/21/2014) [-]
Ah well, the artist hasn't made it clear enough eitherway
#102 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
>Someone asks question
>Give shitty response to answer, then explain every other analysis of the image as if everyone else didnt see it
Why even comment?
User avatar #96 - YllekNayr (09/21/2014) [-]
I saw the original caption for this.
It's supposed to be overeating
User avatar #64 - enigmaticspirit (09/21/2014) [-]
Maybe because the vegetables are stir fried?
User avatar #56 - atoaster (09/21/2014) [-]
I was guessing that she overeats.
#51 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
Dafaq how can you mess up your stomach by eating only fruit? It dosen't makes any sense.
User avatar #60 - GEARBOY (09/21/2014) [-]
Perhaps it's noodles

>Which has 0 nutritional value
User avatar #79 - xxiixx (09/21/2014) [-]
Carbs have nutritional value. Also it's not like they are bad for your stomach or anything. The only conclusion that seems reasonable is that the fruits are acidic and eating too much acidic food can cause ulcers and such.
User avatar #48 - newtamalego (09/21/2014) [-]
probably (vegan/vegetarian) who takes no supplements
User avatar #8 - thelizardqueen (09/20/2014) [-]
cus she is eating fruit that shit kills
User avatar #6 - Funnel (09/20/2014) [-]
Diseased stomach from unhealthy eating.
User avatar #134 - mrselfdestruct (09/21/2014) [-]
i think it's ulcers from the acids in fruits.
hyperacidity i guess
#13 - artificerp (09/20/2014) [-]
shes probably anorexic i think cause the stomac looks like its wrinkled, and im pretty sure thats from it eating itself, and being malnutritioned
#4 - unfitninjuh (09/20/2014) [-]
Fatty foods
User avatar #5 - thekeeperofthumbs (09/20/2014) [-]
What fat?
User avatar #23 - nevolmon (09/20/2014) [-]
it's not fatty foods like that guy said, overeating in general causes problems, that's why fatties can claim they "eat healthy" and stay fat, but eating 5000 calories of grilled chicken and broccoli will still make you fat.
#7 - unfitninjuh (09/20/2014) [-]
She's gonna mess up her digestive system by eating unhealthy foods. Probably red meat, I can't tell because the artist's style makes the food look really fucking blurry
> inb4 vegan
#5 - What movie is the clip (minus the Obama-shoop) from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on My thoughts on the Itsonus... 0
User avatar #6 - teranin (09/20/2014) [-]
It's from an old Apple commercial. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZV7PDt8Lw
#2 - Picture 09/20/2014 on Morbid +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on For carbtor - The Shuckle Comp +7
#6 - crabtor (09/21/2014) [-]
#137 - Thanks Aristocrat 09/18/2014 on Gamergate 0
#3 - Happy fapping.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on that preview +33
#18 - iowndemostest (09/19/2014) [-]
You're my favorite.
#9 - ddvdvccxvv (09/18/2014) [-]
i have been on fj for 3 years this is my first comment gj
#8 - cossackwhoop (09/18/2014) [-]

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User avatar #129 - thekeeperofthumbs (03/08/2014) [-]
stickied by thekeeperofthumbs
"Hey keeper, do you still item?"
Well over the past few weeks I've been too busy to collect items, and this is likely to continue until June. I am, however, still open for trades.
User avatar #139 - thekeeperofthumbs (08/28/2014) [-]
24 100+ comments in 2826
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#137 - ecalycptus (08/22/2014) [-]
You got a bingo. I hope you are proud.
User avatar #135 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
trading?
#134 - thekeeperofthumbs (04/29/2014) [-]
Ignore this
Ignore this
User avatar #133 - sciencexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
o.o You commented! I thought you stole my old pp when I saw your comment, then realized you gave me the ******* icon XD I got a new animated one now, though. ****** awesome.
#132 - thekeeperofthumbs (03/31/2014) [-]
Ignore this
Ignore this
User avatar #127 - bitchyouabitch (03/08/2014) [-]
come back to items it bugs me that all your stuff just sits here
User avatar #128 to #127 - thekeeperofthumbs (03/08/2014) [-]
Well I've been too busy to collect items lately, but I'm open for trades.
User avatar #130 to #128 - bitchyouabitch (03/08/2014) [-]
im really interested in your scribes, tokens, and royal imp
#126 - thekeeperofthumbs (03/04/2014) [-]
Ignore this
Ignore this
User avatar #125 - lavatofire (03/01/2014) [-]
did u stop playing items?
User avatar #124 - bitchyouabitch (02/20/2014) [-]
hey would you possibly sell fj points
#120 - sirbutterballs (01/29/2014) [-]
What you don't like sexually assaulting genderless children.    
/sarcasmic
What you don't like sexually assaulting genderless children.
/sarcasmic
User avatar #122 to #120 - thekeeperofthumbs (01/30/2014) [-]
Wait, ehat?
#119 - desacabose (01/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #115 - bitchyouabitch (01/14/2014) [-]
hey man do you still item?
User avatar #117 to #116 - bitchyouabitch (01/14/2014) [-]
i havent seen you on in ages
#113 - shitdickinator (12/05/2013) [-]
sticky pls
#112 - shitdickinator (12/05/2013) [-]
pl0x delete ur account
pl0x delete ur account
#110 - bitchyouabitch has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #111 to #110 - thekeeperofthumbs (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, want something?
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