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#4 - Picture 01/13/2015 on Auto Correct +15
#23 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Talos is in the Christmas... +2
#4 - I thought that was a tiny gengar to the left, but the eyes were white. 08/19/2014 on satan's son +7
#4 - Comment deleted 08/10/2014 on 90s toons all grown up 0
#7 - Hopefully it's that simple.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Just dont startle her 0
#12 - fukyu (06/07/2014) [-]
when in the history of the world has anything been simple with women?
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#17 - Calqless (06/07/2014) [-]
#5 - I just want to know the full story behind this picture.  [+] (15 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Just dont startle her +45
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#42 - grogovic (06/07/2014) [-]
The ‘Stamford Bridge Bride’ whose photo went viral on Twitter has put the record straight about her marriage.

Thousands saw an image of Hannah Booth sitting on the District line in her white dress, head in hands, appearing to cry.

‘Crying’ bride on the Tube after Chelsea match explains her blues
Got the Blues: Hannah Booth pictured on her wedding day (Picture: Twitter)
She had gone to the Chelsea versus Liverpool match straight from her wedding and it looked like her marriage had gone sour in just one day.

But yesterday the Liverpool fan from Chertsey, Surrey, said: ‘It was a brilliant day, but unfortunately I’d just had a bit too much champagne.

‘Going to Stamford Bridge was perfect.

‘We couldn’t afford a honeymoon so this was the next best thing.’

The 24-year-old and her new husband, Chelsea supporter Christian Booth, 27, were handed tickets to the match at their registry office wedding that morning – on condition they did not get changed before the Premier League clash.

The game ended 1-1.
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#29 - captnnorway (06/07/2014) [-]
Read anons comment #13. It's not a sad story at all
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#6 - youhei (06/07/2014) [-]
she got her dress dirty on the way to her wedding would be my guess
#8 - mygfspillow (06/07/2014) [-]
You wouldn't wear the dress to the wedding. You put it on there in the bride suit. She probably got left at the altar or left someone at the altar and this is her running away from her family, friends, and the grooms family.
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#50 - mysticana (06/07/2014) [-]
She got married and went straight to a football game instead of a honeymoon. On the way home she wasn't sad, 'just had too much champagne'.
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#9 - youhei (06/07/2014) [-]
no, i'm willing to bet she got a bit of dirt on it or something, and ran away crying about how her whole wedding is ruined and got even more dirt on it.
#61 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot.
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#33 - ebbiecandie (06/07/2014) [-]
-Hair isn't done
-Lack of jewelry
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#27 - cumbersome (06/07/2014) [-]
See comment 13
#11 - slightlyillegal (06/07/2014) [-]
I am the woman in the content and I can confirm this is false.
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#10 - mutzaki (06/07/2014) [-]
I am the woman in the content, and I can confirm that this is true.
#7 - thejestermime (06/07/2014) [-]
Hopefully it's that simple.
#12 - fukyu (06/07/2014) [-]
when in the history of the world has anything been simple with women?
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#17 - Calqless (06/07/2014) [-]
#10 - I wwaayyy pas the weight limit 04/24/2014 on Anyone want to be my twink? 0
#2 - My *****!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on thejestermime's profile 0
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#3 - comandante (02/27/2014) [-]
Nigga have you seen Pokemon Twitch.
#11 - Picture 02/13/2014 on Would you look at that? +7
#25 - And ruin their competitive use with the introduction of fairie…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2014 on grass types 0
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#26 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/13/2014) [-]
I still haven't even figured out their type (dis)advantages.
I'm just surprised Psychic does normal damage against steel types now: Steel was introduced specifically to be defensive to psychic.
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#30 - moofinbanana (02/13/2014) [-]
But, Steel is resistant to Psychic. They made Dark do normal in 6th Gen.
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#36 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/13/2014) [-]
goes to show you how behind I am
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#38 - moofinbanana (02/13/2014) [-]
If you want to see the Type Advantages/Disadvantages.
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#39 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm looking at it right now, actually. Doesn't do me much good though, since I don't have my copy of Y anymore.
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