Well, I just beat the Bed if Chaos in one go, so far, this is my proudest achievement in Dark Souls.

fuck the bed of chaos. one time i got down into the final part and i guess i didnt go fast enough because a chaos storm caught me and killed me

I got lucky today, I rolled and nearly over did it on the final part, through some kind of miracle her elbow brushed me back on course. With the fire pillar thing on the final path, you just have to run through and hope for the best. Here's a tip that makes things slightly easier, take the left side first, the big hole towards the tree itself doesn't appear at all if you do that. I'm fairly certain it's impossible to have your health hit 0 legit, the bitch just smacks you into holes and stuff.

i watched a video whwere someone made the jump and was way off but she hit him back onto the branch. ive been through it multiple times now. its not a hard boss just frustrating

She is a boss solely based on luck, be it good or total shit, no matter how good you are, you will struggle because of what a cheap twat she is,

you needed to see it to get the national pokedex. hes actually pretty good. sadly his attack stat is lower than id like since i have fly on him

is this you?

This happened in my state. He was fired for that.

Actually, I fully agree with everything you said.



But what about the concept for "respect authority?"

If a cop were supposed to remain calm every time he was kicked, it wouldn't be a very helpful protocall. He's just get kicked. Alot.

togepi had togetic since gold and silver
tgekiss was in platinum, you were REQUIRED to see it in your pokedex

No WAY!
Seriously? Required? Did I miss something?
Or do you mean it's just really likely?
I don't remember EVER seeing it. It looks... iffy.

you needed to see it to get the national pokedex. hes actually pretty good. sadly his attack stat is lower than id like since i have fly on him

and then people dont use it at all for most of the year and around christmas, everyone is beating everyone.

Coincidentally similar to Chris Rock's bullet idea.

if you don't use all of them you should get to roll them over

Knowing people, I probably would avoid leaving the house on Januarys.

OH MY GOD, GENIUS

But the Gargoyles were the easiest boss in the game?

Also. I don't get what everyone has against Smough and Ornstein. I finished them on my first attempt. Maybe its because i killed slowpoke first and went for pikachu last?

Speak for yourself. At that point, I was still working on mastering the game mechanics. I spent a LOT of time with them. And I've seen them consistently near the top of the most difficult boss lists. So you're in the minority on that one.

Smough and Orenstein weren't as bad as many thought, I'd agree, but the Gargoyles were difficult as hell for me.

Nope. Iron Golem is the easiest, he literally cannot touch you unless you allow him too.



I've only been killed my Orenstein and Smough once, I usually kill Biggy first, but it was my NG+ so I decided to kill Smalls first this time, Biggy's powered up range took me by surprise, fucking 1-shots.

Agree. Iron Golem is a cakewalk.

Well, I just beat the Bed if Chaos in one go, so far, this is my proudest achievement in Dark Souls.

fuck the bed of chaos. one time i got down into the final part and i guess i didnt go fast enough because a chaos storm caught me and killed me

I got lucky today, I rolled and nearly over did it on the final part, through some kind of miracle her elbow brushed me back on course. With the fire pillar thing on the final path, you just have to run through and hope for the best. Here's a tip that makes things slightly easier, take the left side first, the big hole towards the tree itself doesn't appear at all if you do that. I'm fairly certain it's impossible to have your health hit 0 legit, the bitch just smacks you into holes and stuff.

i watched a video whwere someone made the jump and was way off but she hit him back onto the branch. ive been through it multiple times now. its not a hard boss just frustrating

She is a boss solely based on luck, be it good or total shit, no matter how good you are, you will struggle because of what a cheap twat she is,

then you got to blight town

Yeah, Blight Town was pretty frustrating as well. ;)

Also, the comic suggests that this is before the U.S invaded Iraq.

He's from Texaas hence it fits in.