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thejaymezians

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#101 - Completely unrelated to anything, I used to think this site wa… 10/01/2015 on Every thumb up gets a free... +2
#27 - Welcome back! 09/26/2015 on Dragon Ball Races: Frost... 0
#40 - "OLDMAN WILLAKERS!" When you're a zombie and you hea… 09/26/2015 on Dwarf Fortress 11, Who Arted? 0
#5 - *In. Not from 09/03/2015 on Oh No Im Going To Be Late... 0
#4 - If I still went to school, I'd totally run there with bread fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2015 on Oh No Im Going To Be Late... 0
#5 - thejaymezians (09/03/2015) [-]
*In. Not from
#9 - Yeah. I did that on purpose. What are you talking about? 09/03/2015 on Parachute slide 0
#42 - I dunno man. You get a three piece suit and a Fedora to match,… 09/03/2015 on A message to bronies 0
#39 - But bronies don't have Fedoras. They have Polyester rags that …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2015 on A message to bronies 0
#41 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
They did you a favour mate
#42 - thejaymezians (09/03/2015) [-]
I dunno man. You get a three piece suit and a Fedora to match, ZZ Top might just start singing about you.
#35 - Thank you. But you should never solve your problems with viole… 09/03/2015 on Bitch had it coming 0
#4 - >Be me >Back in middle school >Quiet overweig…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2015 on Bitch had it coming +34
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#34 - xsirwafflezx (09/02/2015) [-]
Not exactly the same kinda situation, but:
>Be me
>Back in primary school
>Kinda scrawny white kid
>suburb school
>Was part of a 4-group of friends
>One day this kid joined our group, can't remember his name, just gonna call him Tyler for name-sake
>Tyler was considerably larger than all of us
>Tyler quickly spearheaded the group
>It was fine until he started dictating what games we would play in the playground
>No vote, his way or nothing
>On day, one my friends attempts to turn the tables
>Tyler slaps him across the face, friend runs off crying
>Notgonnaletthisfly.jpeg
>Following day, planned a mutiny with friends
>Lunchtime, ask friends to help me confront him
>Flanked either side by friends
>Tyler can smell the mutiny
>"Hey guys, wanna play cars?"
>"Actually, no, we don't."
>"Oh sorry, I wasn't asking."
>He leans in real fuckin close to me, friends back off
>"Whatcha gonna do about it?"
>Slightly scared, I throw a punch
>Right in the jaw
>Knocks him over
>He quickly stands back up
>Blood
>Tooth in hand
>Stares at me, tears in his eyes
>Runs off
>Never see him again

I never got in trouble for it, for some reason. In fact, if I recall correctly, no-one even mentioned it to me, no adults or anything.
It was the only time I've ever thrown a punch at someone, but it felt so good.
#8 - stuartbewbzz (09/02/2015) [-]
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#5 - bestestname (09/02/2015) [-]
I don't see why you should feel sorry about that dude
#7 - spleencer (09/02/2015) [-]
Hell he shouldn't have even ended up in the office, that's just bullshit.
#12 - lukashein (09/02/2015) [-]
NAh, it was deservable. Anyway, this lad did the right thing
#35 - thejaymezians (09/03/2015) [-]
Thank you. But you should never solve your problems with violence. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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User avatar #1 - jamesten ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
i'll thumb up the things that have -1
#2 to #1 - thejaymezians (06/05/2015) [-]
Nah bro. Don't do that. It's cool. Worst that'll happen is they'll yell "Patriarchy!" at me a few times then finally give up.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jamesten ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
k
But answer me this..
Is there a anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara Uchiha.
I’m talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus
(with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai
, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has
mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
#5 to #3 - thejaymezians (06/05/2015) [-]
No but seriously, I watched a bit of Naruto a long time ago, but I don't remember much of it. Sorry for my ignorance. I've been meaning to get back into it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - jamesten ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
its a joke
look up "madara uchiha copypasta"
#7 to #6 - thejaymezians (06/05/2015) [-]
Dammit reddit. Though seriously, me and my friend have been having this debate for years over which universe is more powerful, The Naruto universe or the DBZ universe. I mean, it's obviously the DBZ universe right?
User avatar #8 to #7 - jamesten ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
naruto cannot into space
#9 to #8 - thejaymezians (06/05/2015) [-]
But what if space can into Naruto?
#4 to #3 - thejaymezians (06/05/2015) [-]
Uh, I choose number 3.
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