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#18 - you don't know how common flirting works, do you? 01/01/2016 on Where only showbiz loses 0
#11 - You don't get to that level of sexual manipulation without fir…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Where only showbiz loses 0
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#17 - distortedflare (12/31/2015) [-]
Are you trolling? They hardly say anything she gives a coy smile that is about it.
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#18 - theist (01/01/2016) [-]
you don't know how common flirting works, do you?
#38 - DO IT FAGGOT  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on merry christmas +1
#39 - itsapirateslife (12/22/2015) [-]
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#46 - itskennyandjosh (12/22/2015) [-]
That reminds me of egoraptor
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#49 - ltbuttstrong (12/22/2015) [-]
Probably because egoraptor drew it
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#66 - itsapirateslife (12/22/2015) [-]
just a guess though
#35 - Do it in a quick motion  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2015 on merry christmas +4
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#36 - itsapirateslife (12/22/2015) [-]
yeaaaaa no
#38 - theist (12/22/2015) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
#39 - itsapirateslife (12/22/2015) [-]
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#46 - itskennyandjosh (12/22/2015) [-]
That reminds me of egoraptor
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#49 - ltbuttstrong (12/22/2015) [-]
Probably because egoraptor drew it
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#66 - itsapirateslife (12/22/2015) [-]
just a guess though
#144 - What exactly is the point of lifting if not to achieve a mate …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on StarWars gave him his youth... +1
#149 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Healthy exercise can add years to your life
#45 - I didn't mean he was, I just meant in general. But give the gu… 12/17/2015 on StarWars gave him his youth... +49
#26 - well, he has a point. After getting a wife and kids is there r…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/17/2015 on StarWars gave him his youth... +54
#51 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
>motivated by getting wife and kids
>not motivated by being the pinnacle of mankind's aesthetics

Do you even lift bro? Dont' answer, I know you don't.
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#144 - theist (12/17/2015) [-]
What exactly is the point of lifting if not to achieve a mate and offspring and to be able to protect them? Being the "pinnacle of mankind's aesthetics" means nothing if the purpose is only to be the pinnacle. It has to have some sort of beneficial purpose to have any meaning at all.
#149 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Healthy exercise can add years to your life
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#136 - angelisk (12/17/2015) [-]
That's a real shallow way to look at it...... Also, some people beg to differ about that pinnacle of mankind's aesthetics... Just work out enough to feel happy about yourself and be healthy, if you're purely working out to "look good" then "looking good" is probably your only redeeming factor......
#139 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
>having the drive and dedication to work towards the best physical state your body an be in so you can have better looks
>"looking good must be all they have"

pot, meet kettle that's a real shallow way to look at it and stop dragging out your periods, it makes you sound like a spineless teen trying to look shy on the internet
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#142 - ogthegreat (12/17/2015) [-]
10/10, best anon rekage of the year.
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#141 - angelisk (12/17/2015) [-]
Look, all i'm sayin is looking good is not everything in life, you can have a pefectly fine, healthy, happy life without working out even once... And on a personal note, if you have such drive and dedication, to me it looks kinda selfish to just waste those very good personality traits to only your physical appearance.... But that's just my personal opinion.
#145 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
"waste your dedication and willpower only for improving appearance"

lel, implying

Working out takes time and effort but your main goal doesn't have to consume your life, only someone afraid or unwilling to try and improve themselves would default to that impression
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#146 - angelisk (12/17/2015) [-]
Sure i know that, but for some it's a big chunk of their life.
Let's take myself as example, I'm healthy enough and perfectly happy with my life without having seen a single gym from the inside, i'd rather spend my time and effort in improving myself in other ways, which there are plenty of. Am i now a bad person? Am i wronging society by not lifting? I don't see any potential benefit in my case.
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#151 - richardastley (12/20/2015) [-]
"if you're purely working out to "look good" then "looking good" is probably your only redeeming factor......"

You might not be a shitty person, but that was a pretty shitty assumption to make about people who care about their appearance. I try to remember to wear a collar to work every day, and sometimes I do workouts at home while I'm watching TV. I eat well enough and play enough sports that my health is fine, but I do it in an effort to look better. Is my appearance my only redeeming factor?
#42 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
if you think the pic on the left is "a little extra chubbiness" i suggest you go and get checked up by a doctor, you probably have early stages of diabeetus
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#45 - theist (12/17/2015) [-]
I didn't mean he was, I just meant in general. But give the guy a break, he's 64. What are you, 17?
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User avatar #23 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
you know your god doesnt exist, right?
User avatar #24 to #23 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Nah he does. If you stopped worshipping that satanist Dawkins, maybe you'd see that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Hahahaahahah
User avatar #26 to #25 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
What's so funny?
User avatar #27 to #26 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
nothing, we all have had imaginary friends. most people grow out of theirs though.
User avatar #28 to #27 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the power of God. Praying can't hurt. God bless you
User avatar #29 to #28 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
praying also does nothing
User avatar #30 to #29 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going down that route, are we now? Have you actually tried? Because I have and yes it does
User avatar #31 to #30 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes i have, when I was younger and it did nothing.
most likely what happened was you prayed for something to happen and it was going to happen anyway or you interpreted something completely unrelated to being completely related
try not to be so gullible, okay?
User avatar #32 to #31 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
To not believe in God is to go down the path of Darkness without any source of light. What mostly likely happened was you prayed for something that God didn't agree with, and therefore you didn't get it. Try to be a little more open minded, okay?

P.S. You can't prove that God doesn't exist.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't need to prove a god doesn't exist to not base my life around it.
You can't prove that a god does exist.
Not being able to disprove something is a horrible reason to ******* worship it as absolute fact.
Also, open minded? I was raised as catholic *knowing* the existence of god and jesus were fact. If I wasn't open minded (that is open to the idea, that it's all just fairy tales) I would still be a catholic.
User avatar #34 to #33 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Give God a chance to enter your heart, he can change lives, you know. And what do you mean prove that God exists? EVERYTHING you see is proof that he exists. We wouldn't be here as people if God didn't create this world for us. We also can't see different colors of the light spectrum, are you going to claim that they don't exist either?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
"everything is proof of god" that's not proof of anything except for the fact that it's there. What steps did you take to theorize that god made it? there's literally no evidence that any divine being made everything. That's called conjecture.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
You can't just say the beauty of this world and universe came from nothing. Everything has a beginning and end. If the big bang actually happened, what banged if there wasn't any time or space (or matter) before it all? Face it, there must have been a being that lives outside the laws of all of these in order for it to happen.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Again that's called conjecture. You don't understand astrophysics, therefore god must have done it. And the concept of beauty isn't inherent. The idea of beauty is subjective, not objective. There would be no beauty of the universe or nature without us to witness it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Up in heaven right now God is looking down at you and sees someone who was faithful, but lost their way along the path of righteousness. Hate to break it to you, but modern physicists don't know how the universe works either. So there goes your precious "science".
User avatar #39 to #38 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
You believe he is. That doesn't mean he actually exists. And the thing is, modern physicists have a concept of how the universe works. They admit they have a lot to learn. And that's a lot more than what can be said for religious people.
User avatar #40 to #39 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never lose faith dude. It's very easy to lose it in this world but hard to get it back, and trust me... you need it to get you through some hard times. There's a reason all these science books have "theories" about how this world works. They are theories for a reason, they're scientific guesses. They are proven wrong all the time. God is never wrong though.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
justatheory.org
use it man.
a scientific theory is not a "guess", it's the highest graduated honor any idea about the universe could possibly have
the "theory" of gravity
we don't know exactly how it works but dude... gravity is a ******* FACT.
And I have never needed a god to help me through anytime. And even if I did, I'm not going to kid myself into believing one just because I'm sad occasionally.
"wouldn't you be happier knowing god always has your back" the answer to this question is absolutely redundant because it doesn't matter. I DON'T believe he exists, therefore my emotionally driven cravings do not and will not make what I want to suddenly pop into existence.
User avatar #42 to #41 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going against the LAW of gravity isn't the same as going against the THEORY of evolution. A "law" is the highest graduated honor any idea can possibly have, not a theory. Evolution is still a theory because we simply don't know that it happens if we can't observe it over millions of years. That's why it will never become a law. Don't try to include every little guess as "fact" by trying to pair it with true science like the law of gravity.
User avatar #43 to #42 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Hate to break it to you but you're wrong. Evolution is actually a fact. There are many living organisms that can be observed evolving right before our eyes, not to mention DNA tests that show we aren't that different that other organisms. A scientific theory is the most worked upon idea in science, it's got so much data and so many different branches of science all agreeing on this one idea that it's super unlikely to be proven wrong. And gravity is a THEORY. We still don't know how it works, other than it does.
User avatar #21 - cmcmrfunny ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
i get a cookie
#22 to #21 - theist (10/18/2014) [-]
Here you go. Fresh baked, right out of the oven. Gooey, chewy, choclatey goodness
#19 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
wow you're actually really cute
wow you're actually really cute
User avatar #11 - garymotherfinoak (09/19/2013) [-]
fuk yo faec
User avatar #12 to #11 - theist (09/19/2013) [-]
At least I'm man enough to upload a picture of myself. Also, that anon wasn't me who replied to my comment.

So no, not "samefag".
#14 to #12 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
edgy feg lololol
#20 to #14 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
adges
User avatar #15 to #14 - theist (09/20/2013) [-]
says the anon
#3 - xsabrestuff (01/21/2013) [-]
Do you even collect?
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