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#156 - My roommate ran a hunter and decided to transmog the most ridi…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on MMO feels +4
User avatar #157 - havockwzy (22 hours ago) [-]
that poor guys triggers...
#155635 - I was thinking of using it or some variant as my tinder description.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155636 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, I guess some people would find it to be funny and end up talking to you because of it. It wouldn't hurt to try it out a bit.
#155633 - Is "I'm a lifeguard so I know how to give mouth to mouth&…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155665 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Give us a selfie and I'll tell you
#155650 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]

unless you are trying to come off as a prick in general
User avatar #155634 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Uh, definitely creepy. Although, it would be fun to see people's reactions if you tell them that.
#155635 - theism (09/20/2014) [-]
I was thinking of using it or some variant as my tinder description.
User avatar #155636 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, I guess some people would find it to be funny and end up talking to you because of it. It wouldn't hurt to try it out a bit.
#182 - Basically gaming journalism is extremely corrupt, and it prett… 09/19/2014 on Gamergate/SJW discussion... +2
#27 - This is just a trick to get bees to fly into your throat, isn't it? 09/16/2014 on dr bees 0
#48 - Deadlifting isn't for meatheads, it's just slightly more diffi… 09/15/2014 on The goose is loose +2
#6 - Why does a gym have "Free Pizza Fridays"?  [+] (24 new replies) 09/14/2014 on The goose is loose +42
#52 - kweel (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - jokexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
didn't you know pizza is a vegetable?
User avatar #34 - imalex (09/15/2014) [-]
because planet fitness is for people who like to brag about going to the gym but dont want to put in any work
#47 - 4chan refugee (09/15/2014) [-]
Ahem, thats any gym man
User avatar #53 - imalex (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah because my gym which plays death metal will definetly accept members who just walk on a threadmill
User avatar #35 - fables (09/15/2014) [-]
man don't be that guy
my bro works there, and he works out there. he's fit as fuck. his arms are huge, he's done damn good at planet fitness.
there's nothing wrong with pizza every once in a while.
User avatar #45 - thasuperpimp (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude you're not even allowed to deadlift or grunt
User avatar #46 - fables (09/15/2014) [-]
good. not everyone wants a gym full of meatheads and roid ragers.
User avatar #51 - thasuperpimp (09/15/2014) [-]
So if you want functional strength you're a meat head?
User avatar #57 - fables (09/15/2014) [-]
again I'll note that my brother works there and him, plus his boss, all the other guys that he works with, they all use that gym. they're all incredibly buff, and none of them need to grunt and act like total meatheads to gain muscle.
User avatar #60 - thasuperpimp (09/16/2014) [-]
Check their lower back strength, see how it compares to someone who deadlifts
#54 - ratstroke (09/15/2014) [-]
implying functional strength isnt doing squats on a misu ball while jerking off the trainer and doing back flips

you probably dont care but the other day i watched a tv show which was basically tips for golfers, the golf tips were laughable but the point is that they gave fitness tips.
One was balancing a weird log like weight (which the trainer designed) with your arm bent, the other was holding a 5kg dumbell and doing lunges while you lift it up into the air, the woman demonstrating didnt even lock out her arms and the whole premise was so fucking retarded.
User avatar #55 - thasuperpimp (09/15/2014) [-]
The lengths some people will go to for 'shortcuts'
#56 - ratstroke (09/15/2014) [-]
its ridicolous, seriously i dont get it. People make up so much shit as to why they cant lift weights, or do calisthenics. I get it when somebody doesnt have a nearby gym, but you can literally get fit by training for 10 minutes each day ffs.
And what really pisses me off is the amount of trainers that think that bosu ball and bouncing shit are good exercises.
#48 - theism (09/15/2014) [-]
Deadlifting isn't for meatheads, it's just slightly more difficult then other lifts. Also grunting is a natural result of heavy lifting.
User avatar #14 - plazmaflare (09/15/2014) [-]
Biased opinion coming through. Planet Fitness is the panzy of fitness centers, and this is its very successful marketing strategy. Planet Fitness caters to your average joe who doesnt really care enough about being fit and healthy to actually get fit and/or healthy. I'm not sure what they say the pizza is for but it helps to keep people that go there happy and it makes them want to stay with the gym. They reward themselves for their hardwork by pigging out.
User avatar #11 - misspoop (09/15/2014) [-]
and why is their Pizza Friday on a Monday night?!
#8 - kez (09/15/2014) [-]
Pizzas dont have to be that unhealthy.

Thin wholemeal base, tomato pasata, loads of chicken + mushrooms + onions and other veg and a drizzle of olive oil all over.

Tastes great and not too bad
User avatar #9 - lurg (09/15/2014) [-]
when i worked with a pizza place that delivered for planet fitness we would make 20+ pie batches to deliver. they would order like 4 veggies and 8 meat lovers and tons of pepperoni. they diffidently didn't have health in mind.
#58 - kez (09/15/2014) [-]
Thats probably for the bulkers then.

They have an insanely calorie, protein and fat high diet, so eating food which is unhealthy for a normal diet fits within their diet.
User avatar #59 - lurg (09/16/2014) [-]
orrrrr it could be just generic pizzas that we made because people had different taste. it was just a joke around the place you know "haha look at the gym getting meat pizzas" we would usually laugh as we loaded the pizzas in the oven and cried when they came out wondering to our selves what we were doing with our lives. thats why i got out, working at a pizza place sucks.
User avatar #22 - missaddie (09/15/2014) [-]
lol diffidently
User avatar #25 - toosexyforyou (09/15/2014) [-]
Give a break, he works at a pizza place. His degree is in art history, not English.
#7 - 4chan refugee (09/14/2014) [-]
Seems like smart business to me...
#1 - A typical PE class is about 45 minutes long. That's about 500 …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +87
#15 - illumizanotti (09/13/2014) [-]
are you seriously defending gym class?
whos the retard now
User avatar #14 - archoflife (09/13/2014) [-]
Mine are 120 minutes
User avatar #5 - mrselfdestruct (09/13/2014) [-]
The concert is more enjoyable.
User avatar #24 - commontroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Nigga, PE is fun as fuck if you don't have some gym "coach" who just has you walk around a track. We always played speedball, which is like a combination of American football and ultimate frisbee, so you're constantly moving and it's fast paced, but you're still tagging and running when you have the ball.
User avatar #25 - mrselfdestruct (09/14/2014) [-]
i don't know how that feels.
In PE, we would all just split up.
Guys who were into soccer, went to the soccer field.
Basketball guys headed to the court.
I would either play ultimate frisbee or just chill out.
User avatar #41 - commontroll (09/14/2014) [-]
Damn, that's lame.
User avatar #42 - mrselfdestruct (09/14/2014) [-]
yep. such is life.

well technically, such was life
User avatar #6 - MrEpicMan (09/13/2014) [-]
not if you're deaf
User avatar #36 - anonymousbrony (09/14/2014) [-]
As someone with some deaf friends I can say this.
If you've ever been to a deaf party, it is LOUD AS FUCK. They play some random music at a decibel higher than 194dB. It makes your ears want to bleed. They do that so they can FEEL the music.
User avatar #10 - mrselfdestruct (09/13/2014) [-]
then you can go watch Deftones or Def Leppard and also you can watch any artist signed to Def Jam records.

plus, a Justin Bieber concert is more enjoyable if you're deaf
#35 - psykobear (09/14/2014) [-]
Made me chuckle, on the inside.
User avatar #12 - fables (09/13/2014) [-]
deftones is the shit
User avatar #13 - mrselfdestruct (09/13/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome band.
I still have their Koi No Yokan tour shirt from last year.
I was able to watch them live in Manila.
Their set was awesome.
#168 - Different people respond to things differently. Batman was for… 09/12/2014 on Tragic 0
#165 - Two Face and Prometheus were both criminals, Batman at least d…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Tragic 0
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (09/12/2014) [-]
That's a double blow, knowing his parents saved his life by sacrificing theirs... it'll make anyone think they are responsible for their parents' deaths.
User avatar #166 - elcreepo (09/12/2014) [-]
Two face tried. And failed.

And prometheus' parents were criminals. In his eyes as a child, his parents did nothing wrong and therefore should not have been killed. This remained throughout his life. So essentially, batman in reverse, but with less brooding.

Superman's seen his biological parents, one of the few times he's cried. And unless you're adopted, you can't know the feeling of sadness and need to connect with your own parents even if you've never met them before. Because your parents made you, and his parents also self-sacrificed for him.
#168 - theism (09/12/2014) [-]
Different people respond to things differently. Batman was fortunate to turn out with a moral compass, and if you notice he does very little brooding as Bruce Wayne.
These are people Superman didn't know existed up until that point, as far as he was concerned, the Kents were his family, in fact that's still how he looks at things, if anyone had a wonderful childhood, it was Superman.

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